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@vampthecryptid.bsky.social
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🔞 | 28 | Nonbinary | They/Them/Dog | Manchester, UK | Scent Hound | Real Life Cryptid | Partner to @TheDaddyDagda.bsky.social

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「MusclePup Lvl. 34」Outis @satyrscientist.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I assembled an A(woo)-Team, feat. @jino.dog (largest, incited the whole thing), @bikerwolfuk.bsky.social (composition expert, very good wolf), and @vampthecryptid.bsky.social (bulge consultant, stole all the jocks after). Our mission: get the best shots. Our success rate: 100%
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Vamp @vampthecryptid.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Sorry I've been quiet! Found out I make almost no testosterone and it pulled a lot of things together, I stopped feeling like I have to try make up for my lack of sex drive by taking nudes and whatnot. But I've been referred for treatment, and soon I'll have energy for the first time as an adult!
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Vamp @vampthecryptid.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Today we fed bats at Chester Zoo, and GOT ENGAGED! Thank you for a wonderful day @thedaddydagda.bsky.social and I love you with my whole heart 🖤❤️
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Kujo Noxx @thewyrdboy.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Pretty busy day travelling down south for Portsmouth pride! that being said have a cheeky gas station nude 👀
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Vamp @vampthecryptid.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
This month so far I've gotten diagnosed with autism, referred for a diagnosis for ADHD, had my first normal haircut in a decade, AND it was my dog's birthday. And we're only 4 days in!
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Vamp @vampthecryptid.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I'm getting a little thicker than I used to be and I'm really not mad about it
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Maeko~ 🌙✨ (She/They) @maekomoo.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Something something #fcf uwu or whatever, now somebody help me with this
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Vamp @vampthecryptid.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Another new piercing! Got my bridge done by the talented, effervescent, and very possibly evil @lousafiretattooist.bsky.social
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Vamp @vampthecryptid.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I once again have shiny bits of metal lodged in mine eyebrows
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Vamp @vampthecryptid.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Totally forgot to post it here; shaved my head! Long hair is so much work y'all
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Vamp @vampthecryptid.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
This harness is truly my favourite piece of gear
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「MusclePup Lvl. 34」Outis @satyrscientist.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Sorry you had a rough day. You can sniff my balls if you’d like.
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Vamp @vampthecryptid.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
This is purely an appreciation post for my beautiful, stinky, enormous baby daughter. @thedaddydagda.bsky.social and I have ordered her a DNA test and we're excited to find out what her breeds are!
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✖ Jacko @jacko.dog · 18/04/2026
Heard you liked rubber bellies 👀 #latex #rubber #kink #fetish
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Vamp @vampthecryptid.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Still absolutely thrilled with the new hood 🐾
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Vamp @vampthecryptid.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Thank you to @clonezoneuk.bsky.social and @mrsleather.bsky.social for my new hood! I'm absolutely in love with it
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Vamp @vampthecryptid.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Went to the GP to get a lump in my chest checked out. Diagnosis? Boobies! I have gynaecomastia, and I was feeling regular breast tissue but I've never felt up large breasts before so I'd no idea what they're meant to feel like. I gotta get some hormone checks done, but I'm grateful to just have jugs
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Vamp @vampthecryptid.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Look at these fuckin CURLS baybee (fresh trim day ✂️)
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Vamp @vampthecryptid.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
I'm getting much better at shaping my beard!
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「MusclePup Lvl. 34」Outis @satyrscientist.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
EXCLUSIVE: Big dumb muscledogs! In *YOUR* neigbourhood!
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Vamp @vampthecryptid.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Thank goodness for strategically placed ferns
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Dandy Jon Zombie @dandyjonzombie.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Thistle. ✊ For @vampthecryptid.bsky.social #Art #Queerpunk #GayArt #InkArt #QueerArt #Punk #GayPunk #Psychedelic
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Vamp @vampthecryptid.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
1/? I know a bunch of queer people who have little to no relationship with at least one of their parents because of their past, and I was the same with my dad - no contact for over a decade. We're over a year now from me finding out he was very sick, and almost a year from his passing.
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Vamp @vampthecryptid.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Got some new leather, courtesy of @satyrscientist.bsky.social! Thank you again, beautiful big dog ❤️
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Vamp @vampthecryptid.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Could I maybe invite you to eat me out?
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BanjoRooie 🩷💜💙 @banjostuie.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Blue da ba
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Vamp @vampthecryptid.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
I am once again here to show you my bum
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Zero @apupcalledzero.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Golden hour flexing in Marin Did you know I love hiking?
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pepper, now with wings 🍉🦇 @descovyschild.slut.dog · 27/01/2026
*sniff sniff* is this thing on?
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Vamp @vampthecryptid.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Another cage fitting success 😌 (You are so welcome, pretty stag ❤️🖤)
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Vamp @vampthecryptid.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
The latest cryptid sightings confirm that they're a whore
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Conzo @conzo.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Neither of us thought you'd get this far... but you got me. Now what?
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𝗣 𝗨 𝗣 𝗣 𝗘 𝗔 𝗥 𝗖 𝗘 @thepuppearce.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
You know where to go for the full 😈💦 #jerkoff #pupplay #piercings #tattooedguys
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The Drake is a Lie - /dreɪk/ 🔜 FWL Rubber @pup-drake.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
This is a gentle yet non-negotiable request for a puppy to rim me til i cage cum 😈🤤
Pup Drake, on all fours on the bed, wearing a jockstrap and showing off his butt.

#pupplay #chastity #nude #bdsm
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Vamp @vampthecryptid.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Eat (and I can't stress this part enough) my ass
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[NSFW] Bismuth ~Pup~ @pupbismuth.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Got some new leather gear from @clonezoneuk.bsky.social and @mrsleather.bsky.social 💚👀 I had to go for green as its my favourite colour but with the socks and chain… a staple outfit is born 😏 #leather #kink #fetish #pupplay #humanpup
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Vamp @vampthecryptid.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
The amount of soft dick people post these days is a modern renaissance, and I'm deeply grateful for it
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Vamp @vampthecryptid.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
I know we already have a Puppy UK, is there a Sleepy Dog UK? If there is I'm putting myself forward
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Vamp @vampthecryptid.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
This is basically just a me cuddling my dog blog now, but she's the best and you should all look at how cute she is
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Vamp @vampthecryptid.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Happy New Year to you and happy birthday to me! Ft. the amazing record player @thedaddydagda.bsky.social has gotten me 🥰
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Bad Wolf Photography @badwolfphotos.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Gotta unwrap ALL your presents. Models: @pupsundae.bsky.social @satyrscientist.bsky.social
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Vamp @vampthecryptid.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
This hood is officially ordered! RIP Vamp 1.0, can't wait for Vamp 2.0, definitely learned some lessons with my first custom. Gratuitous photos incoming (in several months)
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Vamp @vampthecryptid.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
A realistic depiction of how I actually spend about 80% of my time, captured by @thedaddydagda.bsky.social whilst I slumbered this morning
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Vamp @vampthecryptid.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
A bath bomb or piss? I'll let you decide
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Vamp @vampthecryptid.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
I'm thinking of getting my nipples pierced. Thoughts? Advice?
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Vamp @vampthecryptid.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Fresh shave day is always the best, my head is so smoooooooth
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Vamp @vampthecryptid.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
I know for a fact you can take a shot out of my butt dimples, if anyone wants a go
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Vamp @vampthecryptid.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
My hair's so big 'cause it's filled with secrets (and cum)
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Vamp @vampthecryptid.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
It's finally been long enough for me to get a hair cut over my tattoo! So happy I can see it again
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Vamp @vampthecryptid.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
I am sorely tempted to treat myself to a new hood, I've had my present one for 5 or 6 years
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