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Vampo Marks

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I'm a slave to the cinema and a horror writer who often wishes life was like an old monster movie. And I voted for her. My profile on Letterboxd boxd.it/7H4Ax

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Vampo Marks @vampomarks.bsky.social · 6h
Claude Vinyl Mode
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Vampo Marks @vampomarks.bsky.social · 13h
"...cannon fire, ship's masts collapsing, military strategy, and Peck being oh so very noble and (uhm) British... Peck and his men sneak aboard a Spanish ship in the dead of night and he gets into a big swordfight with the captain, played by a pre-fame Christopher Lee." boxd.it/gyQ67F #FilmSky
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A ★★★½ review of Captain Horatio Hornblower R.N. (1951)
A grand old fashioned Hollywood seafaring war picture, Captain Horatio Hornblower sees stiff upper lip Gregory Peck in command of the finest model ships in His Majesty's Navy at war against Old Boney....
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Vampo Marks @vampomarks.bsky.social · 15h
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula
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Vampo Marks @vampomarks.bsky.social · 17h
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula
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Vampo Marks @vampomarks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Ben is actually played by an actor in a suit in the year 2026. Which would be amazing if I could actually see Ben. But Cujo Chimp Into Darkness is so dimly lit that I could barely see anything half of the time." boxd.it/gyn5LV #FilmSky #horrorsky #ManInAnApeSuit #HeyWhoTurnedOutTheLights
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A ★★½ review of Primate (2025)
Cujo Chimp Into Darkness is a reminder that nobody, no matter how rich or scientifically-sophisticated, should ever attempt to live domestically with an incredibly strong and dangerous chimpanzee, reg...
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Vampo Marks @vampomarks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"The Howling has great photography, beautiful horror movie lighting, fabulous Pino Donaggio music, and incredible Rob Bottin makeup and mechanical werewolf effects... But I just don't really give a damn about the characters or the story." boxd.it/gxNNVN #FilmSky #horrorsky #Werwulf
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A ★★★ review of The Howling (1981)
While I acknowledge that The Howling is a werewolf movie classic and has a lot of appeal, I still feel very mixed about it after all of these years. With horror fans, the eternal debate is An American...
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Vampo Marks @vampomarks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Quite an angry and damaged individual, but one hell of an industrious one, Milligan certainly lived the dream for as long as he could of making the movies he wanted to make, free from control or art or anything resembling normal sensibilities." boxd.it/gxgN1p #FilmSky #horrorsky #AndyMilligan
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A ★★★½ review of The Degenerate: The Life and Films of Andy Milligan (2025)
An unapologetic, warts and all documentary about an unapologetic, warts and all filmmaker, Degenerate: The Life And Films Of Andy Milligan gave me quite the rundown about a guy whom I'd heard about si...
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Vampo Marks @vampomarks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"How can I possibly get angry at a movie set in the late 19th century where you can hear cars driving by and honking their horns during exterior shots? A movie where you see a crew member dashing off-screen at the beginning of a shot is too enjoyable in its awfulness..." boxd.it/gx4Pcl #horrorsky
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A ★ review of The Rats Are Coming! The Werewolves Are Here! (1972)
Not many filmmakers would have the courage to start production on a 19th century-set Gothic horror film in England... but finish on Staten Island. And that's because there was only one Andy Milligan, ...
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Vampo Marks @vampomarks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sometimes you ask for trouble with movie-watching choices and you get it. London After Midnight is missing... but this thing survived just fine?!? #FilmSky #moviesky #horrorsky #badmovies #AndyMilligan #Werwulf
Poster art for The Rats Are Coming! The Werewolves Are Here!, with a bunch of ornery-looking rats and promo writing like "Sadistic Suspense! Spine-Chilling!" "If you don't have the guts -- stay away!" "A gruesome tale of Man-Eating Rats and Blood-Sucking Werewolves!" and "In Blood-Dripping Color!"
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Vampo Marks @vampomarks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Even though it's probably going to be in front of a bunch of movies I'm going to see over the next few months, I've decided to hold off watching the new Werwulf trailer or any other ones. They've already got my money, probably for multiple shows over the Christmas holidays. #horrorsky #Werwulf
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Vampo Marks @vampomarks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"You know those peel-away labels on off-the-shelf retail medicine bottles, where you suddenly unfold pages and pages of warnings about the contents of the bottle? The case for the Evil Dead Burn Blu-ray should have one of those." boxd.it/gvDxqB #FilmSky #horrorsky #EvilDeadBurn #EvilDead
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A ★★★★½ review of Evil Dead Burn (2026)
"I love you." "That is not enough." Evil Dead Burn has entered my physical media library. You know those peel-away labels on off-the-shelf retail medicine bottles, where you suddenly unfold pages and ...
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Vampo Marks @vampomarks.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Vampo Marks @vampomarks.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
EVIL DEAD BURN. So romantic. #horrorsky #EvilDeadBurn
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Vampo Marks @vampomarks.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"...the whole film is undeniably enriched by del Toro's big heart. A great deal of this emotion is due to Ron Perlman as Hellboy (one of the greatest movie superhero castings ever): tough, sardonic, funny, petulant, tragic, and so very romantic." boxd.it/guHIE9 #FilmSky #horrorsky #Hellboy #comics
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A ★★★★ review of Hellboy (2004)
What an utterly gorgeous-looking film, due to the production design and cinematography of Guillermo Navarro elegantly emulating the art, inking, and lurid colors of Mike Mignola and Dave Stewart from ...
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Vampo Marks @vampomarks.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"...Although The Weight is going to wind up being one of those movies that dads, granddads, uncles, and cousins are inevitably going to watch together on streaming... taking in the atmosphere of the forest trek in a big dark cinema cannot be understated... It's a Guy Movie Banquet." boxd.it/guBMF9
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A ★★★★ review of The Weight (2026)
We seem to be in the midst of a special kind of golden age in the career of Ethan Hawke. I look at and listen to him in The Weight and I can't get over that this is the same guy that I saw playing Lor...
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Phil Nobile Jr. @philnobilejr.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Remember when a bunch of dipshits rallied behind some really lazy/sketchy reporting that platformed this scumbag, called the reporting “brave” and then called other outlets out for not doing the same? Good shit.
Mia Goth says she's scared to sit in a
room with the extra accusing her of assault... and wants her deposition moved to video.
In a court declaration, she claims James Hunter tried to get information about her home and cites a restraining order obtained by someone else.
Hunter is seeking over $500K over an alleged kick to the head on the
"MaXXXine" set, but Mia has denied wrongdoing and says she's willing to testify remotely.
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Vampo Marks @vampomarks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"...made me very aware of the visual atmosphere and colors of the film. It's a very autumnal film: damp, filled with the hues of dying leaves seen in the rapidly fading daylight, with a darkness that is as sad as it is Gothic and frightening." boxd.it/gsRdFR #FilmSky #horrorsky #TheSilenceOfTheLambs
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A ★★★★★ review of The Silence of the Lambs (1991)
Watching this film on The Criterion Channel with their excellent 90s commentary track (as I needed to watch something good after my last couple of choices) made me very aware of the visual atmosphere ...
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Vampo Marks @vampomarks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A wrong-headed Lovecraft adaptation, a ghost story that just doesn't work, and a grating avant-garde horror-comedy that turned out to have Generative A.I.! Squeezed in a horror classic with a commentary track to hear great talents talk about making a masterpiece. #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched
Buffet Infinity, The Gravedancers, The Silence Of The Lambs, The Dunwich Horror
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Vampo Marks @vampomarks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"...feels like an overstuffed drawer full of booze-fueled "funny" bits scribbled incoherently on bar napkins and shoved into a desk drawer... until eventually that drawer was too stuffed to close, so everything was put into something resembling a screenplay format..." boxd.it/gtByO #horrorsky
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A ★½ review of Buffet Infinity (2025)
*STATIC*Samuel L Bronkovitz presents*CHANNEL CHANGE*Civic TV: The One You Take To Bed With Y*CHANNEL CHANGE*Breaking News: The latest novel from author Sutter Caine*CHANNEL CHANGE*something dumb that ...
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Vampo Marks @vampomarks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"...a parapsychologist supposedly with a PhD, "investigates" a series of firey footprints by sticking his bare hand into the fire and acting surprised by the immediate pain he feels from getting burned. One wonders how these people survive preparing breakfast each morning." boxd.it/gtt16h #horrorsky
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A ★½ review of The Gravedancers (2006)
(Note: the cat is neither hurt nor killed. Apparently, the cat was so uncooperative, they just stopped filming its remaining scenes. Smart kitty.) Although far too many filmmakers take horror movies f...
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Vampo Marks @vampomarks.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
What’s your top 12 of the year so far? (Note: I reserve the right to massively change my mind a day, a week, or a month from this moment.) #filmsky #horrorsky #ActionSky
The Odyssey, Redux Redux, Mother Mary, The Furious, Hokum, The Death Of Robin Hood, Send Help, Hope, The Christophers, Spider-Man: Brand New Day, Coyote Vs Acme, Resident Evil
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Vampo Marks @vampomarks.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Anyone who shares that Generative AI slop with all the horror movie icons talking to the camera gets an automatic block. #horrorsky #FilmSky #horrormovies #fuckAI
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Jessica Ritchey @jmritchey.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Remember, you might make bad choices this week, but you won't make a choice on the level of Linda Hamilton turning down The Fly (1986) to do this.
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Vampo Marks @vampomarks.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"...it isn't easy to adapt Lovecraft properly, especially on a low budget. But this production has its priorities all screwed up. The script, the Rosemary's Baby cribbing, the hippie devil worship angle, the casting, and the not-so-special effects are all so wrong-headed." boxd.it/gs3bg1 #horrorsky
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A ★ review of The Dunwich Horror (1970)
If I told you that this AIP adaptation of H.P. Lovecraft's The Dunwich Horror was briefly planned in the 60s to be a Mario Bava film starring Christopher Lee and Boris Karloff, but all three horror ic...
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Vampo Marks @vampomarks.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"He finds her nearby, still kind of alive, and does something I don’t think I’ve seen in a zombie movie before: he belts her into his passenger seat and tries to drive her to the hospital. It’s such a good bad idea, in part because it shows he’s not a bad guy." #FilmSky #horrorsky #ResidentEvilMovie
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Vampo Marks @vampomarks.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"...allows Lugosi fans to see him in a rare multi-faceted role: a criminal mastermind but not a supernatural one, a deceptive husband who genuinely loves his wife, and a college professor who actually would like to see his students do well." boxd.it/grMXRl #FilmSky #horrorsky #PovertyRow #belalugosi
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A ★★½ review of Bowery at Midnight (1942)
"Don't get gay, kid, just 'cause you're handy with a heater." Undoubtedly one of the most famous titles in all of Poverty Row Horror, Bowery At Midnight manages to keep any horror elements of the plot literally hidden away in a sub-basement, where star Bela Lugosi stays completely unaware of what's going on. Despite Lugosi being billed as two characters (who is actually only one), his extreme multi-tasking gives him no time to be complicit or even knowledgeable of the mad science and resurrection from the dead happening literally under his nose. You see, Bowery At Midnight operates more as
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Vampo Marks @vampomarks.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"Director Guest fills his widescreen compositions with forbidding snowy wastes and lots of shadows that hint at... long-living creatures waiting for humankind to kill itself off..." boxd.it/grd0ad #FilmSky #scifisky #horrorsky #HammerFilms #hammerhorror #cryptidcinema
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A ★★★★★ review of The Abominable Snowman (1957)
"You make me see... what man must not see!!!" The Abominable Snowman is *the* Yeti movie, yet to be surpassed. Adapted by Nigel Kneale (the Quatermass series) from his unfortunately lost BBC mini-seri...
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Vampo Marks @vampomarks.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"The Yeti is an extremely humble attempt at creating an old school "men on a mission" monster B-movie, which hasn't been received too kindly by much of the horror fan community. But if you keep you expectations in check... (it's) a small but enjoyable monster picture." boxd.it/gqZTCD #horrorsky
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A ★★★½ review of The Yeti (2026)
Brittany Allen brings a lot of grit and integrity with her lead performance in The Yeti, an extremely low budget monster movie that constantly struggles to convincingly portray 1947 Alaska. The produc...
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Vampo Marks @vampomarks.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Baron Raaaarrkonnen: "Actually not all that okay, to be honest. But sweet of you to ask." #horrorsky #ResidentEvilMovie #ResidentEvil
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Vampo Marks @vampomarks.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"James Whitmore is wonderful as a simple cop who keeps up as a heroic lead in such a fantastic situation by prioritizing his compassion, his bravery, and his commitment to duty. And if there's a kid in trouble, there's no one better to rely on!" boxd.it/gqaGTz #FilmSky #scifisky #horrorsky #kaiju
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A ★★★★★ review of Them! (1954)
Them!, the first of Hollywood's giant insect films from the 50s, works wonderfully because it proceeds with completely serious logic and believability once you accept the fantastic concept of gigantic...
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Vampo Marks @vampomarks.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"...intelligent, competent adults dealing with something unimaginable, but putting their heads together and thinking their way out of the situation. And you get to hear them thinking their way to safety through the dialog, as they all rapidly bounce ideas off of each other." boxd.it/gq9xtb #FilmSky
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A ★★★★★ review of The Thing from Another World (1951)
An absolute classic, perfectly crafted in every way, which unfortunately has become eclipsed by the (admittedly superior) Carpenter film. But, if you haven't seen The Thing From Another World, you hav...
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Vampo Marks @vampomarks.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"Despite the cartoonish cgi and the contrived foolish moves by some characters, The Midnight Meat Train is not a bad slice of subway horror that isn't afraid (at least in the uncut version) of getting very, very messy." boxd.it/gpVLoL #FilmSky #moviesky #horrorsky #CliveBarker
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A ★★★ review of The Midnight Meat Train (2008)
It's getting close to forty years since I read the Clive Barker short story The Midnight Meat Train in his collection The Books Of Blood, which is probably why I just sprung for a deluxe Kickstarter r...
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Vampo Marks @vampomarks.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This year had 2 excellent horror game adaptations featuring a guy whose phone connection gives out while his gf is trying to get him to make a decision about an unexpected pregnancy, eventually taking responsibility to make a decision. What were the odds? #ResidentEvilMovie #Exit8movie #horrorsky
Kazunari Ninomiya as Lost Man in Exit 8Austin Abrams as Bryan in Resident Evil
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Vampo Marks @vampomarks.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"Jason Robards and Jonathan Pryce were both perfectly cast as the opposing leads, delivering the dialog from Bradbury's screenplay with relish... This was my introduction to Pryce after years of worshipping British horror actors like Cushing and Lee..." boxd.it/gpkJyF #FilmSky #horrorsky
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A ★★★½ review of Something Wicked This Way Comes (1983)
The history of attempts to create a film of this Ray Bradbury horror tale is long and sad, filled with legendary names who were persued or did the persuing. The Walt Disney production directed by Jack...
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Vampo Marks @vampomarks.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The movie Digger isn't appealing to me as it seems to be milking humor out of caring for a very ill and most likely dying cat. I've shouldered that responsibility more times than I can count and it isn't the least bit funny to me. Those were dark days full of hard decisions. #Caturday #DiggerMovie
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Vampo Marks @vampomarks.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"...works quite well as its own historical fantasy adventure, whether you're familiar with Batman or not... a number of Batman Universe characters who get revamped into new variants in this story of the clash between the Aztec Empire and the invading Spanish Navy." boxd.it/goLGxz #BatmanDay #Batman
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A ★★★½ review of Aztec Batman: Clash of Empires (2025)
In observance of this week's Mexican Independence Day and today's Batman Day, it seemed only appropriate to check out Aztec Batman: Clash Of Empires. Most of the DC Animated "alt history" Batman stori...
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 19/09/2026
This is a thread of memes about Kash Patel’s defense of bestiality sent to me by current and former FBI employees. Thank you for your attention to this matter. 🧵 1/
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Vampo Marks @vampomarks.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"Let's Scare Jessica To Death wants to lead you like a sleepwalker to an uncertain yet very frightening end. It's a slow journey, floating on the mists between sanity and madness, with Death beckoning at the climax." boxd.it/goahPz #FilmSky #horrorsky #gothichorror #70sHorror
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A ★★★★ review of Let's Scare Jessica to Death (1971)
A classic example of oneric, slow burn 70s independent horror cinema, Let's Scare Jessica To Death implies lots of Diabolique chicanery with its title, but what it offers is a far stranger strain of G...
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Vampo Marks @vampomarks.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
A prince amongst couriers. He delivered, in so many ways. #ResidentEvil #horrorsky #ResidentEvilMovie #FilmSky
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Vampo Marks @vampomarks.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Gerrit Graham 1949-2026 RIP #FilmSky #GerritGraham #horrorsky #scifisky
Gerrit Graham in Beware! The BlobGerrit Graham in Phantom Of The Paradise Gerrit Graham in Demon SeedGerrit Graham on Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
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Vampo Marks @vampomarks.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The very 1st NYC 70mm screening of Coppola's '82 version of his delightful musical One From The Heart, a murder mystery is solved live on the air, a private eye & a cartoon rabbit solve a murder mystery of their own, & a tired Elm St rip-off is 2026's worst movie. #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched
Parasomnia, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Mystery Broadcast, One From The Heart
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Vampo Marks @vampomarks.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"The humor (and this is a *very* funny movie) comes from keeping the narrative subjective to someone who is utterly unprepared and clueless about how to survive when dropped in the middle of an apocalyptic horror scenario." boxd.it/gnJ5gN #FilmSky #horrorsky #ResidentEvil #ResidentEvilMovie
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A ★★★★½ review of Resident Evil (2026)
It's Re-lightful! It's Re-licious! It's Re-lovely! It's Resident Evil! But with a total schmuck instead of some super-compentent action hero! And the Barbarian/Weapons guy is having a total blast keep...
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Vampo Marks @vampomarks.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It's Cregger Resident Evil Day! Doin' it in Dolby! #ResidentEvil #ResidentEvilMovie
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Vampo Marks @vampomarks.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
For decades, Boyle has continually figured out how to make movies without using that garbage. He literally knows better. #FuckAI
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Vampo Marks @vampomarks.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"Just looking human does something interesting for a monster movie – I love how badass rookie Im Sung-ae (Hoyeon, Squid Game) calls it a motherfucker and a sonofabitch and says it won’t get away with it, things you wouldn’t say about, say, Rodan." #FilmSky #horrorsky #ActionSky #monstersky #hope
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Vampo Marks @vampomarks.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Coyote Vs Acme has just cleared $70 million at the global box office. #CoyoteVsAcme #LooneyTunes #cartoonsky #FilmSky
Wile E Coyote pointing his thumb at WB/Discovery CEO David Zaslav, the guy who dumped Coyote Vs Acme, who is labeled by a cartoon screw and ball.
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Steve Little @stevelittle.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
So turns out in Middle English there was no “ee” sound, it’s an “ay”, like play. So beast is baste, meat is mate, priest is praste, sheep is shape. Which makes a film set in the 1300s a fun task for a dialogue editor 😁 #werwulf
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