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Count Dracula (PARODY)

@vampirediva.bsky.social
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21+ | MV/MS | PARODY | MDNI | NO SMUT | #vampireRP #crossover #AU #TARDIS

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Lestat de Lioncourt | Parody @lebriseurderegles.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
"Ι aм тнe Vaмpιre Leѕтaт. Ι'м ιммorтal мore or leѕѕ. Тнe lιgнт oғ тнe ѕυn, тнe ѕυѕтaιned нeaт oғ an ιnтenѕe ғιre -- тнeѕe тнιngѕ мιgнт deѕтroy мe. Вυт тнen agaιn, тнey мιgнт noт." ~ 21+ #SmutFree RP (sorry, darlings) ~ #InterviewWithTheVampire #TheVampireLestat ~ MV/Selectively MS
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Count Dracula (PARODY) @vampirediva.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
He's Dracula. He does whatever he wants.
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Count Dracula (PARODY) @vampirediva.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
"Here kitty kitty kitty."
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Richard Roxburgh's Evil Laugh as Dracula
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Count Dracula (PARODY) @vampirediva.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
He has no idea who those people are. All he cares about is that people still know who he is, even all these centuries later. He's grinning even more than me was before.
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Count Dracula (PARODY) @vampirediva.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
"Oh? I'm famous?" Dracula eyes lit up with monstrous delight. "Excellent!"
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Count Dracula (PARODY) @vampirediva.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
"I have done nothing. Yet."
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Richard Roxburgh's Evil Laugh as Dracula
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Count Dracula (PARODY) @vampirediva.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
So vampires are just out in public now? Curiouser and curiouser.
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Richard Roxburgh as Dracula in Van Helsing
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DENETHOR. // rp account @kinglysteward.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
you may triumph on the field of battle for a day, but against the power that is risen in the East, there is no victory! rp account for denethor, son of ecthelion, steward of gondor from the lord of the rings. written by hallion. admin is 21+
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Count Dracula (PARODY) @vampirediva.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
He's in a bad mood today. Best steer clear unless you plan on offering yourself up as his breakfast.
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‎‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑯𝑶𝑵𝑶𝑹𝑨𝑩𝑳𝑬 𝑶𝑵𝑬 ᥄‎‍ ‍🏳️‍⚧️ @thenoblestag.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
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ᏉᏗᎷᎮᎥᏒᏋ ᏗᏬᎶᏬᏕᏖᎥᏁᏋ @demurevampire.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Eɴᴢᴏ ﹐ Sᴛ. Jᴏʜɴ 142 ʏᴇᴀʀs ᴏʟᴅ ᴠᴀᴍᴘɪʀᴇ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ᴘᴇɴɴᴇᴅ ʙʏ Dᴇᴍᴏʟɪsʜ﹐ ₁₈﹢ / ₂₁﹢ Dᴇsᴄʀɪᴘᴛɪᴠᴇ / Dᴇᴛᴀɪʟᴇᴅ / MDNI Sɪɴɢʟᴇ sʜɪᴘ ᴏɴʟʏ Cʀᴇᴅɪᴛ ᴠɪᴅᴇᴏ ﹕ Tɪᴄᴋᴛᴏᴄᴋ ↻﹢♡
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Count Dracula (PARODY) @vampirediva.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
The Count is enjoying his own version of a feast on this Thursday evening. Be careful or you might end up as a main course. 😈❤️
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Count Dracula (PARODY) @vampirediva.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
It's #ManicMonday and he's absolutely KILLING it. Positively SLAYING. ✨️
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Count Dracula (PARODY) @vampirediva.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Do tell me, just how dangerous I am. 😈
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Count Dracula (PARODY) @vampirediva.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Please don't. He'd rather bathe in holy water under direct sunlight. 🙄
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Count Dracula (PARODY) @vampirediva.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
DO. NOT. HUG. HIM. You will get murdered violently. 😠🧛🏻‍♂️
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Count Dracula (PARODY) @vampirediva.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Definitely stolen but he doesn't care! 😈
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Count Dracula (PARODY) @vampirediva.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
It's #ManicMonday and he's absolutely KILLING it. Positively SLAYING. ✨️
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Count Dracula (PARODY) @vampirediva.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
It's #SeductiveSunday and here's another banger(as the mortals say). 😈❤️
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Blade @thcdaywalker.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
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Count Dracula (PARODY) @vampirediva.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
He's watching @anastasiamitchell.bsky.social from the shadows. She looked delicious and was a perfect candidate to become one of his brides.
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Diana of Themyscira. @thetruththatbinds.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
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ʙᴀʀᴏɴ ʜᴇʟᴍᴜᴛ ᴢᴇᴍᴏ @avengedbaron.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
"I have no intention to leave my work unfinished." 📽️by nygmas.vsp on TikTok
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Count Dracula (PARODY) @vampirediva.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
"I wasn't talking to you, little man."
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𝐢𝐯𝐲 🌱 @toxiclips.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
❝ 𝑨𝒏𝒅 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒌 𝒉𝒂𝒍𝒇 𝒅𝒆𝒂𝒅 𝒉𝒂𝒍𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒕𝒊𝒎𝒆. . . ❞
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Count Dracula (PARODY) @vampirediva.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
It's just turned Saturday. Enjoy this #SexySaturday from your Lord and Master. 😈
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𝒁𝒂𝒕𝒂𝒏𝒏𝒂 ⋆✴︎˚。⋆ @tophatsorceress.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
~Sorceress Supreme ~ —————————————————— • Independent Portrayal • Adult Themes • MDNI / Lewd DNI • Friendly Writer • DMs open for plot ——————————————————
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⋆˙⟡ —— 𝐑𝐎𝐁𝐈𝐍.ᐟ @sidekicking.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
// Alright. Generally, I don't like confrontation or doing anything like this -- But we need to address two writers today who use the writer tags Hades & Destinyawakened. Most probably have seen them as a shipped pair writing Lex Luthor & Lucifer. Earlier this week there was a situation --
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𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐲 @needatv.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
🎮 leaving this here. i need a little breather.
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Count Dracula (PARODY) @vampirediva.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
"Allow me to reintroduce myself. . . ." indie Count Dracula from the film Van Helsing into the #TARDIS [credit to jumpshowtv on tiktok]
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𝐐𝐮𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐬𝐢𝐥𝐯𝐞𝐫 @vibe0fspeed.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
❝ For a guy who's just fast as me, I always seem to be too late. ❞ • A literate and descriptive portrayal of Peter Maximoff. • (Multi) ship w chemistry. Bisexual. • Multiverse and OC friendly. • Heart and retweet to spread the world. ( More information below! )
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Count Dracula (PARODY) @vampirediva.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
He's around. He's practicing with a small hunk of metal he found. Best steer clear for everyone's safety.
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☾ 𝓜𝓪𝓰𝓷𝓮𝓽𝓸 ☽ @formutantkind.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
#xmenrp || #marvelrp || #mutantrp #ForMutantKind #mvrp || #mcurp || #MagnetoRP
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Count Dracula (PARODY) @vampirediva.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
He's around. He's practicing with a small hunk of metal he found. Best steer clear for everyone's safety.
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Count Dracula (PARODY) @vampirediva.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
He had a nightmare and broke some things in his room. He's curled up on the couch in the common area of the mansion.
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𝓜𝐚𝐠𝐧𝐞𝐭𝐨. @masterofmagnetism.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
𓏵𓏵𓏵𓏵𓏵𓏵𓏵𓏵𓏵𓏵𓏵𓏵𓏵 𝓜𝐚𝐱 𝐄𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐭 𓊖 𝐄𝐫𝐢𝐤 𝐋𝐞𝐡𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐫 𓏵𓏵𓏵𓏵𓏵𓏵𓏵𓏵𓏵𓏵𓏵𓏵𓏵 “𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘦𝘦, 𝘐 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘩𝘶𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘴 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘴𝘺𝘮𝘣𝘰𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘮, 𝘢𝘭𝘮𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘢𝘴 𝘮𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘢𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘨𝘪𝘰𝘯. 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶--𝘐 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐝 𝘺𝘰𝘶--𝘵𝘰 𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘥...”
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Count Dracula (PARODY) @vampirediva.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Max is very hungry. He's eyeing the smorgasbord hungrily.
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Count Dracula (PARODY) @vampirediva.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Max hid and peeked out at Joseph. He could tell that Joseph was like him, but he was scared about meeting new people.
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Tokoyami Fumikage @abyssbirdshadow.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
"I'm not looking to be anything but myself. If you want to put me into a cage, I'll break out and soar above the judgement and hate as a true hero."
Art by Vinrylgrave - found on instagram.
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Count Dracula (PARODY) @vampirediva.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Watches @joeyeisenhardt.bsky.social from afar. He's curious but scared to approach.
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Count Dracula (PARODY) @vampirediva.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Hugs @inragingsteel.bsky.social . He hoped Erik wouldn't be mad that he had run away.
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𝙹𝚘𝚜𝚎𝚙𝚑 𝙴𝚒𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚍𝚝 @joeyeisenhardt.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
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