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Lestat de Lioncourt | Parody

@lebriseurderegles.bsky.social
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Нυѕвand. Ғaтнer. Rυle-вreaĸer. Vaмpιre. R̶o̶c̶k̶s̶t̶a̶r̶. Occasional Avenger. 21+ #SmutlessRP #InterviewWithTheVampire #TheVampireLestat MV/Selectively MS | Books and TV Series | #Scripturient | #Fake

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Lestat de Lioncourt | Parody @lebriseurderegles.bsky.social · 5h
His brow furrows. “I think he enjoyed leading them. But I am not entirely sure what ‘happy’ looks like on him.”
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Lestat de Lioncourt | Parody @lebriseurderegles.bsky.social · 5h
Probably a fair assessment. Lestat is pretty sure Marius still cares about Armand in spite of his exacting standards. “He does have some good things to say once in awhile. Marius, I mean.”
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Lestat de Lioncourt | Parody @lebriseurderegles.bsky.social · 5h
“Good luck with that.” He hasn’t seen all of the older vampire’s powers, but he /assumes/ he is more powerful than Armand.
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Lestat de Lioncourt | Parody @lebriseurderegles.bsky.social · 6h
Probably not. Sorry, Dan.
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Lestat de Lioncourt | Parody @lebriseurderegles.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
That’s right. She enjoys being a nomad. “Candy is recommended . . . but if you are at a hotel, you likely will not get anyone. Björn can collect some. He would like that.”
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Lestat de Lioncourt | Parody @lebriseurderegles.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
He huffs. “How is the Halloween planning going?”
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Mina Murray (Harker) @hecallstome.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I will not be a victim. Mina Murray-Harker Based on the Audible recording of Dracula, and scribe's own interpretation. #SmutlessRP #MV/MS Selectively #PennedByTheShenanigator
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Lestat de Lioncourt | Parody @lebriseurderegles.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
*glares at his scribe who will pay for this*
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Lestat de Lioncourt | Parody @lebriseurderegles.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Droll. That’s him.
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Lestat de Lioncourt | Parody @lebriseurderegles.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sarcasm about sarcasm.
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Lestat de Lioncourt | Parody @lebriseurderegles.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
He is never sarcastic.
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Lestat de Lioncourt | Parody @lebriseurderegles.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Glad she is enjoying being a /grandmother/.
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Lestat de Lioncourt | Parody @lebriseurderegles.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
She seems to really like the little mouse.
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Lestat de Lioncourt | Parody @lebriseurderegles.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Björn wants to ask.
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Lestat de Lioncourt | Parody @lebriseurderegles.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Well . . . alright. She would go for Björn he imagines.
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Lestat de Lioncourt | Parody @lebriseurderegles.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“Does she want to come?” Would be a first.
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Lestat de Lioncourt | Parody @lebriseurderegles.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
// 🤣
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Lestat de Lioncourt | Parody @lebriseurderegles.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
// Why did the search give me Magnus when I searched “Jonathan Bailey Dracula.” These things are NOT the same! 🤣
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Lestat de Lioncourt | Parody @lebriseurderegles.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
// Making now . . .
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Lestat de Lioncourt | Parody @lebriseurderegles.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Of course. Björn can launch from his shoulder when he makes his attack.
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Lestat de Lioncourt | Parody @lebriseurderegles.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
// Oh yeah, I’ve always felt it was his admiration for Marius and Marius telling him to keep these secrets that screwed things up for his time with Louis and Claudia. Also explains some of his snippiness. He wants to tell them but can’t. And you can be insufferable to my Marius 😉
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Lestat de Lioncourt | Parody @lebriseurderegles.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Well then, she must! They will have a lovely time.
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Lestat de Lioncourt | Parody @lebriseurderegles.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Happy papa. His mama can come, too, if she wants.
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Lestat de Lioncourt | Parody @lebriseurderegles.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
// Our poor lad. 😭 {Though I actually do like the line about family not a coven. Because he tried with Louis and Claudia.}
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Lestat de Lioncourt | Parody @lebriseurderegles.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
// He is very proud of that 🤣 Poor Armand.
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Lestat de Lioncourt | Parody @lebriseurderegles.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Wants to take @bjornthemouse.bsky.social trick-or-treating. Daniel and Armand are /not/ invited.
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Lestat de Lioncourt | Parody @lebriseurderegles.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
// Buahahah. Thank you for the Armand defense. I cackled at “seated like a Roman.” Like are we talking man-spread or reclined or what?
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Lestat de Lioncourt | Parody @lebriseurderegles.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Well then. They should make a night of it.
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Lestat de Lioncourt | Parody @lebriseurderegles.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Really . . .?
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Lestat de Lioncourt | Parody @lebriseurderegles.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
*bites @lobbingbombs.bsky.social*
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Lestat de Lioncourt | Parody @lebriseurderegles.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
// He’s coming. Promise :-)
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𝐊𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐞𝐬𝐢 @ferociousregent.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I have decided that Lestat and Louis are my babies from IWTV.
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Lestat de Lioncourt | Parody @lebriseurderegles.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Excellent. Keep him off-balance. He will appreciate the gift more. {Lestat logic.}
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Lestat de Lioncourt | Parody @lebriseurderegles.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Much obliged. And tell Louis he is pretty.
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Lestat de Lioncourt | Parody @lebriseurderegles.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You know . . . that actually probably is a good present. Daniel is right. He would have stolen that idea.
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Lestat de Lioncourt | Parody @lebriseurderegles.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He sends the money. And a little note comprised of about 15 emojis forming a message probably only he understands.
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Lestat de Lioncourt | Parody @lebriseurderegles.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Alright, he can accept that.
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Lestat de Lioncourt | Parody @lebriseurderegles.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He was assuming they were chipping in on something since Daniel is asking for /his money/.
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Lestat de Lioncourt | Parody @lebriseurderegles.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What is he buying Louis with it?
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Lestat de Lioncourt | Parody @lebriseurderegles.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yes. At least it is for a good cause.
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Lestat de Lioncourt | Parody @lebriseurderegles.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It is for a birthday gift for Louis. He does not mind contributing. But it would be nice if Daniel decided on an amount.
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Lestat de Lioncourt | Parody @lebriseurderegles.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Lots of phone notifications. For money this time.
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Lestat de Lioncourt | Parody @lebriseurderegles.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
So many Julie bots . . .
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Lestat de Lioncourt | Parody @lebriseurderegles.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Fair. Excessive but fair.
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Lestat de Lioncourt | Parody @lebriseurderegles.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
She should definitely play, too. He /really/ likes that. Especially as it shows them getting along. Which seems to be the sole dream of Louis' existence.
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Lestat de Lioncourt | Parody @lebriseurderegles.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
//// It is soooo good. As you might be able to tell from me making a billion characters. 😆
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Lestat de Lioncourt | Parody @lebriseurderegles.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
// They have their priorities 😆
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Lestat de Lioncourt | Parody @lebriseurderegles.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Probably not. It is so much easier shopping for her. They could go to the cinema. Or the park. He likes the park.
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Lestat de Lioncourt | Parody @lebriseurderegles.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
// 🥰
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Lestat de Lioncourt | Parody @lebriseurderegles.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Shit. He probably wants a rat or a cat or something for dinner, doesn't he?
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