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OfficialLucille

@vampirebatlucy.bsky.social
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A small town bat livin' with a real cool cat. TWD fan. Also pissed off Georgian. ATL born and raised. Bi AF millennial. She/Her I love libraries and hate fascists. Radicalized by basic decency. #BLM #VoteBlue #GunControl #SupportLibraries

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OfficialLucille @vampirebatlucy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Timeline cleanse: Smol bean kitten edition.
Picture of a tiny smol grey tabby kitten staring at a melting ice cube with the caption "Booker loves staring at ice cubes. He doesn't lick them or touch them. He just stares and purrs."
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OfficialLucille @vampirebatlucy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
As someone from Atlanta (BORN HERE), I am cackling rn. I always get the west coast when I take dialect quizzes. 🤣
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OfficialLucille @vampirebatlucy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Ricky Baker. Traumatized my ass as a small child.
Ricky Baker from Boyz N the Hood.Ricky Baker from Boyz N the Hood.
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OfficialLucille @vampirebatlucy.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
One of my favorite books when I was a toddler was "Little Bunny Follows His Nose" because it had scratch and sniff stickers and I was a child who loved sensory time. I was also raised on PBS, so I got the Wishbone books to go with the TV show.
Cover of the book "Little Bunny Follows His Nose" with a picture of a bunny in blue overalls in tall grass smelling a rose.Stock image of PBS Wishbone books with Wishbone dressed as several different literary character.
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OfficialLucille @vampirebatlucy.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I'm not a conspiracy theorist, but I don't buy that MAGA POS won every swing state, especially not after what I saw on the ground here. There was a lot of shit happening like bomb threats (several confirmed from Russia via our Sec of State). Do I trust that won't happen again? Not really. We'll see.
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OfficialLucille @vampirebatlucy.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Several of the major metro counties (heavy blue) haven't reported yet. I mean, I don't ever get my hopes up...but this always happens. Fulton and Cobb are notorious for taking a long time to report so there's typically a red mirage.
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OfficialLucille @vampirebatlucy.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Timeline cleanse, catcalling edition.
tumblr user lakevida talking about their cat, "My cat is meowing through the window at the middle-aged men working on the roof rn and they're meowing back at her" followed by an update on the post, "She's obsessed with these guys. I should have put her through trade school."
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OfficialLucille @vampirebatlucy.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
We have a 30-50% D+ according to this chart? Millennials are voting mostly Dem. It's not lost on me that there are some backwoods morons voting R in the deep south, but overall...we're voting at a higher percentage rate AGAINST the fascist pedos.
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OfficialLucille @vampirebatlucy.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
This is why the midterms are critical. If we vote in a Democratic Governor a lot of this can be fixed. The primaries are KEY here. Two Dem candidates are running together to unseat two incumbents on the GA Supreme Court. This primary right NOW is the only time to vote for them for 6 yrs.
Image of Jen Jordan and Miracle Rankin, both running for GA Supreme Court together to unseat incumbents.
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OfficialLucille @vampirebatlucy.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
This part. This is why I study the ballot the second it's posted. Every voter can access their *SAMPLE* ballot online (mvp.sos.ga.gov/s/). Highly suggest people do their research! *note that it's not an official ballot!*
Image of GA voter page and where to find sample ballot on landing page.
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OfficialLucille @vampirebatlucy.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Wanna know what these 5 counties have in common for DA, Chairperson, and Solicitor General? Guess. Just guess.
District Attorneys from Clayton,  Dekalb, Gwinnett, Cobb, and Fulton counties. Chairperson for Gwinnett, Cobb, Fulton, Clayton, and Dekalb counties. Solicitor Generals for Fulton, Clayton, Gwinnett, Cobb, and Dekalb counties.
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OfficialLucille @vampirebatlucy.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Timeline cleanse: cute animal edition. Here's your daily reminder to do your best like lil homie here. #animals #fox #nature
Photo of small little fox peering out from a crack in a tree root/den surrounded by melted snow. Tumblr user yellowpainteater asks, "wats he doin?" and tumblr user potatochipped has reblogged/responded, "His best."
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OfficialLucille @vampirebatlucy.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Timeline Cleanse: Millennial/Gen X Throwback Edition. When I say I'm from the streets...this is what I mean. This show raised me. #SesameStreet #PBSKid
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OfficialLucille @vampirebatlucy.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Oh and look at that. The Solicitors are ALSO all Black. Kind of hard to deny there is a racial component to this when EVERY SINGLE elected official is Black. I hope they sue everyone.
Professional photos of Fulton County Solicitor-General Keith E. Gammage, Clayton County Solicitor-General Charles A. Brooks, Gwinnett County-Solicitor General Lisamarie N. Bristol, Cobb County Solicitor-General Makia Metzger, and Dekalb County Solicitor-General Donna Coleman-Stribling.
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OfficialLucille @vampirebatlucy.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Also, every single chair is also Black.
Professional photos of Gwinnett Chairwoman Nicole Love Hendrickson, Cobb County Chairwoman Lisa Cupid, Fulton County Chairman Robb Pitts, Clayton County Chairwoman Dr. Alieka Anderson-Henry, and Dekalb CEO Lorraine Cochran-Johnson.
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OfficialLucille @vampirebatlucy.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Pretty sure this is illegal AF considering it's literally race-based (ie: they are only doing it in counties with the Black electorate majorities instead of statewide). And the 5 DA's this affects are all Black women. These old yt KKK-derived bastards that have racism in their blood pmo so much. 😡
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OfficialLucille @vampirebatlucy.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Timeline cleanse, nerdy music mash-up edition. (I miss Whitney so much. She would have thought this was hysterical).
zkac on tumblr asks a very important question: "What is Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?" The answer being "HAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEE".

User saddeer responded with the perfect combination of dark humor and cringe at the joke, "I hate this, I hate you."
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OfficialLucille @vampirebatlucy.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
He didn't just leave a loaded weapon near his child. He *gifted* it to him knowing his son had a documented history of mental issues (including aggression, volatile behavior, and self-harm).
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OfficialLucille @vampirebatlucy.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
The world is dark and terrifying, so gift someone who needs it with this timeline cleanse of a groundhog screaming in the shower. 📹anxietygone
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OfficialLucille @vampirebatlucy.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Timeline cleanse: font aficionado edition.
Tumblr user mememaster posted "You've heard of alphabet soup. Now get ready for...times new ramen" and tumblr user squeeful replied to the delightful pun, "I sent this to my mom and she got so mad at me she sent me an audio recording of her yelling."
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OfficialLucille @vampirebatlucy.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Catherine M. Salinas. She needs to be shamed mercifully.
Copy of warrant, attachment ACopy of warrant with Catherine M Salinas' signature.Traitor treasonous with blonde hair and wearing a robe.
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OfficialLucille @vampirebatlucy.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Timeline cleanse: the innocence of childhood + music edition. From Ryclarkie and French Fuse Music.
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OfficialLucille @vampirebatlucy.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Timeline cleanse, diabolical mollusc edition.
Tumblr post: user 'what-even-is-thiss' says, "I wish Octopus could learn how to read. They could be pen pals with middle schoolers." 
Then reblogs, 

"Dearest Samantha, I do not know what a guinea pig is, but it sounds delicious. I hope you have fun devouring it, or playing with it, if that is your preference. Today I hacked a local computer to get more bubbles in my tank and took a photograph of an unsuspecting victim. Do let me know how your human activities are going. And if this "Karen" continues to antagonize your brother, I would suggest smacking her very hard. And do send more canned snacks. Best Wishes, Octopus Number 5, Monterey Bay Research Aquarium."
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OfficialLucille @vampirebatlucy.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Timeline cleanse, wildlife edition. #Animals #Wildlife
important-animal-images picture post of a cheeky polar bear stealing a photographer's tripod and traipsing across the ice with it. Very cute. Looks proud. Fully-functional-miniature-beehive commented, "love how every wildlife photographer gets to be a comedy photographer from time to time and they have no say when."
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OfficialLucille @vampirebatlucy.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
If you're exhausted (like most of society) just take a beat.
Stephanie Alston posted, "My friend sent me a message that said you've been strong all year so don't finish strong, finish rested. Sharing because I'm sure I'm not the only one who needed to hear this."
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OfficialLucille @vampirebatlucy.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Timeline cleanse, tiny animal edition.
lymphonodge2 sharing a post titled "tiny animals fill me with both love and anxiety" with an image of the littlest gecko ever on a human thumb, the size of a thumbnail. The bottom texts reads "u are divine and please be careful."
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OfficialLucille @vampirebatlucy.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
I saw something the other day about it being an awful lot like Saddam Hussein's bathroom...
Images of Tangerine Palpatine's big ugly new bathroom in comparison of Saddam Hussein's big ugly bathroom.
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OfficialLucille @vampirebatlucy.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
A little Tuesday timeline cleanse.
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OfficialLucille @vampirebatlucy.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Have a cute armadillo to cleanse your brain.
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OfficialLucille @vampirebatlucy.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
My algorithm is algorithming
Yasar Ali's post stating "Americans will visit Japan and post on social media, 'Japan is living in 2075,' and meanwhile they're just talking about a functioning public transportation system and healthcare not bankrupting people" followed by Jonathan Edward Durham post, "It is not fair that Japan has all the cutest animals AND like 200 flavors of Kit Kat."
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OfficialLucille @vampirebatlucy.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Timeline cleanse, because...cats. (not my video. If anyone knows who this dynamic musical duo belongs to please let me know so I can credit!)
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OfficialLucille @vampirebatlucy.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
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OfficialLucille @vampirebatlucy.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
I'm not in law enforcement and have never cared for them. Maybe read an actual case on law? The police are not your friends. www.findlaw.com/legalblogs/l...
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OfficialLucille @vampirebatlucy.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Timeline cleanse: Book lovers (and crafty) edition:
Photos showing bricks that have been painted to look like various books to spice up a beautiful garden.
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OfficialLucille @vampirebatlucy.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
The millennials are tired AF of the old folks destroying society. Ossoff, AOC, and Crockett are ALL millennials. The older Gens in Congress have screwed us all over. And it's time for them to get booted out. It's time to let us kids have our shot. Maybe we can put out the dumpster fires.
A chart showing the generational makeup of the 119th (2025) Congress. In the house there are 17 reps from the Silent Gen (born 1928 - 1945), 170 reps who are Boomers (born 1946 - 1964), 180 reps from Gen X (born 1965 - 1980), 66 reps who are Millennials (born 1981 - 1996), and one Gen Z (born after 1996).

The Senate numbers are 6 reps who are Silent Gen, 60 Boomers, 28 Gen X, and 5 Millennials.
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OfficialLucille @vampirebatlucy.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Childhood memories. 😂 The way @flavorflav.bsky.social grinned had me on the floor. #MyWifeAndKids
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OfficialLucille @vampirebatlucy.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Thank you. Some roses for you!
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OfficialLucille @vampirebatlucy.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Timeline cleanse, bird edition.
User jackie boy showing off two parakeets, a picture of fabulous multi-colored bird (Kiwi) next to a Black and Grey bird with the caption "I got Kiwi a lil goth gf". The next picture is an update with the caption "Remember Kiwi and his goth gf? Well now she's his goth wife and they have 4 beautiful half goth babies" with a picture of Kiwi's goth wife nuzzling him as they look on at their four little multi-colored babies.
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OfficialLucille @vampirebatlucy.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
I found another show on Britbox with Lucy Lawless and Ebony Vagulans called "My Life is Murder" and it is amazing. I think it's off of Britbox and on Acorn now. But I highly recommend it.
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OfficialLucille @vampirebatlucy.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Nor enough Cross and Sampson
Image of Alex Cross (Aldis Hodge) and John Sampson (Isaiah Mustafa) in the snow.
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OfficialLucille @vampirebatlucy.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
With everything going on in the world today it's easy to forget self-care. Remember to protect your peace.
A panel comic by Jess.a.Creates depicting a little lamb in the lotus position meditating. The lamb is relaxed with its eyes closed. In the first panel the caption is "Breathe in...". The second is "Hold. Then out." The third shows the lamb (eyes still closed) chaotically screaming swear words, letting out its breath. The fourth shows the lamb relaxed again with the caption "And again."
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OfficialLucille @vampirebatlucy.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Black cats are the best timeline cleanse. #cats
Picture of a tiny Black kitten the size of a smol fuzzball that fits in the palm of someone's hand (posted by cutepetsuwu on Tumblr). The kitten looks both curious and majestic in a "I will rule the world" kind of way. The caption states "The darkness. The destroyer of worlds" with petermorwood reblogging, "Very small worlds for now, but just you wait."
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OfficialLucille @vampirebatlucy.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
It's about that time... #GeorgiaWeather
Texts from mosquito: 
"Missed you."
"Weather is nice out here."
"Grass is kinda long."
"Come outside. We just want to talk."
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OfficialLucille @vampirebatlucy.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
I'm perfectly fine. I feel for innocent people who didn't ask for this. But those who didn't care enough to help stop it (the power is in our hands), tough break. As far as being a crank...I'm a millennial. We've had so much trauma piled on us that we've been done since we were kids.
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OfficialLucille @vampirebatlucy.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
This is what the internet was intended for. #goodsideoftheinternet #animals #birdwatching
A screenshot of a delightful post from reddit-birdwatching. 

Starts titled "Saw one today! Saw bird. outside."

First reply, "is there a photo?"

The OP replies, "no. flew away" and gets the response, "happens."
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OfficialLucille @vampirebatlucy.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Just for clarity's sake, there are 42. And there are mags that have more than 30. Either way, I think the point of the sign stands on its own. Whether it's 8 seconds to read and 34 holes or 10 seconds to read and 42 holes...it's clear we have a gun issue in the US.
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OfficialLucille @vampirebatlucy.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Some #MayaAngelou for the soul tonight
"Still I Rise" -Maya Angelou

You may write me down in history
With your bitter, twisted lies,
You may trod me in the very dirt
But still, like dust, I'll rise.

Does my sassiness upset you?
Why are you beset with gloom?
’Cause I walk like I've got oil wells
Pumping in my living room.

Just like moons and like suns,
With the certainty of tides,
Just like hopes springing high,
Still I'll rise.

Did you want to see me broken?
Bowed head and lowered eyes?
Shoulders falling down like teardrops,
Weakened by my soulful cries?

Does my haughtiness offend you?
Don't you take it awful hard
’Cause I laugh like I've got gold mines
Diggin’ in my own backyard.

You may shoot me with your words,
You may cut me with your eyes,
You may kill me with your hatefulness,
But still, like air, I’ll rise.

Does my sexiness upset you?
Does it come as a surprise
That I dance like I've got diamonds
At the meeting of my thighs?

Out of the huts of history’s shame
I rise
Up from a past that’s rooted in pain
I rise
I'm a black ocean, leaping and wide,
Welling and swelling I bear in the tide.

Leaving behind nights of terror and fear
I rise
Into a daybreak that’s wondrously clear
I rise
Bringing the gifts that my ancestors gave,
I am the dream and the hope of the slave.
I rise
I rise
I rise.
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OfficialLucille @vampirebatlucy.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
"You may write me down in history with your bitter twisted lies. You may trod me in the very dirt, but still like dust, I'll rise." -Still I Rise, Maya Angelou They can try to take away our history, but they can't take our knowledge or keep us from passing it down.
"Still I Rise" By Maya Angelou

You may write me down in history
With your bitter, twisted lies,
You may trod me in the very dirt
But still, like dust, I'll rise.

Does my sassiness upset you?
Why are you beset with gloom?
’Cause I walk like I've got oil wells
Pumping in my living room.

Just like moons and like suns,
With the certainty of tides,
Just like hopes springing high,
Still I'll rise.

Did you want to see me broken?
Bowed head and lowered eyes?
Shoulders falling down like teardrops,
Weakened by my soulful cries?

Does my haughtiness offend you?
Don't you take it awful hard
’Cause I laugh like I've got gold mines
Diggin’ in my own backyard.

You may shoot me with your words,
You may cut me with your eyes,
You may kill me with your hatefulness,
But still, like air, I’ll rise.

Does my sexiness upset you?
Does it come as a surprise
That I dance like I've got diamonds
At the meeting of my thighs?

Out of the huts of history’s shame
I rise
Up from a past that’s rooted in pain
I rise
I'm a black ocean, leaping and wide,
Welling and swelling I bear in the tide.

Leaving behind nights of terror and fear
I rise
Into a daybreak that’s wondrously clear
I rise
Bringing the gifts that my ancestors gave,
I am the dream and the hope of the slave.
I rise
I rise
I rise.
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OfficialLucille @vampirebatlucy.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
#Tumblr still out there Tumblr-ing. Hey, we all need our different escapes from reality right now...
Tumblr user "professionalchaoticdumbass" out there making the hilarious joke, "Cast iron? Yeah, that's a pretty common spell to learn" insinuating a fab witchcraft mood.

Professionalchaoticdumbass then spots a tag, "cast iron becomes more powerful the more seasoned a wizard is." The pun-master replies to that tag with, "You come on to my post and be funnier than me?"

Another user pops in at the end and replies, "skillet issue."

This interaction restores faith in humanity a little bit.
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OfficialLucille @vampirebatlucy.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
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