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ValorB [I Write Stories]

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ValorB [I Write Stories] @valorb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Peace.
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ValorB [I Write Stories] @valorb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I am so up to my eyeballs in fucking debt ON DISABILITY that I am just going to sit in a corner for the rest of this goddamned blackout nonsense until I come peaking out with a book or something done and put on KDP.
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ValorB [I Write Stories] @valorb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They screwed me out of getting my book professionally polished, I got hit with a horrific net negative of -$900 that I had to scramble to get filled in dinging my credit score, again, and if it wasn't enough I got a late penalty on my water bill.
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ValorB [I Write Stories] @valorb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is the worst company I have ever had the privilege of having my mortgage rolled into. You can't get to them, everything is fucking automated. They even have phone numbers to YOUR broker on YOUR STATUS PAGE that DOESN'T FUCKING WORK.
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ValorB [I Write Stories] @valorb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My mortgage company cannot make up its fucking mind if they want to take the money out or refund me. Due date is on the 10-01-26, and I DON'T FUCKING HAVE IT. For the love of everything that is holy STOP FUCKING WITH MY LUCK STATS. I AM ALREADY IN THE BOTTOM RUN OF HELL! >:(
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Owen Dennis: Infinity Train/Among Us Show creator @owendennis.com · 29/09/2026
No one is brave enough to make a boob spaceship anymore.
poster from battle beyond the stars featuring a spaceship with techno boobsThe model of the spaceship from battle beyond the stars. It has techno boobs.
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ValorB [I Write Stories] @valorb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Poor Mike, that f-cking moron." - Guy I read this too. Anyway, my take is that you have to be dumber than the lowests pits of shit to refer to anything as super intelligence, because once it makes a mistake, it's on your ass.
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ValorB [I Write Stories] @valorb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I might need to cut Shattering of Solaris in Half. >_>
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Leftist Gamer Memes @leftistgamermemes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
💙🩷🛶🩷💙
a meme set in a fake screenshot of chrono trigger says "transgender people and immigrants are not at the root of any problem that we face in this country and I will not be tricked into thinking otherwise"
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
@twonks.bsky.social
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 21/09/2026
We have a Trillion dollar defense budget yet somehow this is still the most expensive joke in America.
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ValorB [I Write Stories] @valorb.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Stalin. The Emperor (Star Wars). Putin. The Emperor (Warhammer 40k). Mussolini. Shinra. Hitler. Kim Jung-whatshisname. Netanyahu. Cthulu. George III. Sauran.
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
@rob-rogers.bsky.social
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ValorB [I Write Stories] @valorb.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This is why companies and corporations are having issues with their consistency and compedence.
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
@pizzacakecomic.bsky.social
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Xandredarium @xandredarium.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
That one dragon cry Erza outfit #fairytail #fanart
Monochrome drawing of Erza from Fary tail, in her busty bunny suit outfit from the dragon cry movie.
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
"Fun fact"
Since Roe v Wade was overturned, more women have been prosecuted for miscarriages than men for being in the Epstein files.
Over 22 to O.
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ValorB [I Write Stories] @valorb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This is the reason why my Facebook account got hit with restrictions. >_>
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 10/09/2026
Every year Idiocracy gets a little less funny and a lot more accurate.
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ValorB [I Write Stories] @valorb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Only Chrono Trigger. :V
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ValorB [I Write Stories] @valorb.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Look into the eyes of a man who has been beaten down into the dirt today and still wrote at least two sentences. ... Yes, TWO whole sentences. Can I nap now? ;u; #WIP
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Xandredarium @xandredarium.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Goth punk Zelda #tloz #zelda #fanart
Drawing of Princess Zelda as a goth in leather jacket, fishnets, shiny tight skirt and black lipstick.
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ValorB [I Write Stories] @valorb.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I made a joke about cocaine in Facebook, and I got slapped with restrictions to a point all I could do was just 'post'. So I deactivated the account. Thinking I may just delete it. -.-
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ValorB [I Write Stories] @valorb.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Totally not watching that.
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ValorB [I Write Stories] @valorb.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I have a dirty joke for you. :3
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ValorB [I Write Stories] @valorb.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Games are supposed to have an ending. No sequel bait, no promises of something new down the line. No live service, and no connections to their servers without our permission. Unless it's like a Mass Effect style game, where choices 'matter'. :V
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ValorB [I Write Stories] @valorb.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
It looks like Sony is going to SUE it's critics about physical Discs. I would laugh, but oh my god we are in the Idiocrasy Timeline. x.x
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ValorB [I Write Stories] @valorb.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
. 3.
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ValorB [I Write Stories] @valorb.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I don't understand how people charge double the amount of money they owe for rent on property they don't own. That should be fucking illegal. >_>
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ValorB [I Write Stories] @valorb.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Trumperoth would like a word. :V
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frog @ read BtG @frogletcomics.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
your local friendly artist needs some help, uh oh.
Me at my desk.
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ValorB [I Write Stories] @valorb.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Anyone got a grand to spare? >_>
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✪ Gray Skies Ahead ✪ @jongraywb.blacksky.app · 25/08/2026
“Hot Single Women who know how to rock the Dewey Decimal System are in your area! Ooh la la.” ♥️💙💜💛💚🧡
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
@rmckee.bsky.social
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
@slyngstad.bsky.social
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Trade War to distract from the next distraction @deadder.bsky.social
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ValorB [I Write Stories] @valorb.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Last book I finished was in November 2018 Still writing guys, I swear. ;u;
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🦎 LIZARDBETH 🎨 @lizardbethart.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I'm BACK IN SKYRIM, trying to save the world with my vampire girlfriend. twitch.tv/lizardbethart
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ValorB [I Write Stories] @valorb.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Playing a game because my brain needs activity. Sinking City 2 - I found a lot of these dated near present day. Is my brain damage acting up or is there a mistake? ._. #SinkingCity2
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ValorB [I Write Stories] @valorb.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I swear to anyone who buys the WC IP I will write for you for minimal wage! ;u; #WingCommander
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ValorB [I Write Stories] @valorb.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Drinking a Pepsi. Now I know why I thought it tasted like dirt after I haven't had it in a long while. Missing that pinch of the sensation of failure.
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ValorB [I Write Stories] @valorb.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
So, I am going to get a reimbursement for my disability. Turns out doing quick maths, I owe my LTD money due to their 'overpayment'. =.=
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ValorB [I Write Stories] @valorb.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
First Vanity Fair who just called me and let me know that they just read the first 100 pages, and they are going to read the rest first to give it a thumps up or down first. I dunno if that is a good thing or a bad thing. ._. #writing
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ValorB [I Write Stories] @valorb.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
>_> <_< Shhhhhhhhhhhhh.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 19/08/2026
Democratic Socialism: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/democratic-socialism-m…
MYTH: The government will take away your money and give it to the poor.

FACT: You are the poor.
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Zito (Commissions Open) @zitoisneato.com · 19/08/2026
IT LIVES! www.netflix.com/title/82116613
netflix.com
Watch Monkey Wrench | Netflix
A ragtag crew of mercenaries for hire chases down criminals across the galaxy. They're not the heroes we deserve — but they're the only ones we got.
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ValorB [I Write Stories] @valorb.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I don't own Phantasy Star IV. I want too. ;u; @sega.jp
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ValorB [I Write Stories] @valorb.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Every publisher I submit to at this point in time is a Vanity Fair, and I am so sick of these people. Some of them don't even have price listed before submission, AND, I haven't even heard of Spine Publishing much less submitting towards them. >_>
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ValorB [I Write Stories] @valorb.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
DOES THESE NOT LOOKE PROFFESTIONAL?!
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ValorB [I Write Stories] @valorb.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
And he insulted the artist who did the cover of my books too. >_>
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