val knight @valknight.xyz · 14/08/2026please mr burnham i get it no more disposable barbecue can you stop pausing my ethel cain 162
val knight @valknight.xyz · 20/07/2026finally listening to iTMRW and . god i forgot how much i love a concept album ... 030
val knight @valknight.xyz · 12/07/2026also also -- saw this little band called "my chemical romance" on friday :D :D 130
val knight @valknight.xyz · 12/07/2026shes sooo tuckered out on the air mattress but cannot sleep. you could say she's UNSLEEPABLE 0144
val knight @valknight.xyz · 09/07/2026went to the wes anderson exhibition at the design museum :D (i took this photo using Halide for iPhone) 030
val knight @valknight.xyz · 27/06/2026being called terminal online transsexual by Apple Music widget 050
val knight @valknight.xyz · 20/06/2026people in a few discord servers I am in are doing the whole "9 games more people should play" thing. unfortunately, I like using my words and writing badly. it's not going to be anything novel / games people here haven't heard of, but, hey :3 blog.valknight.xyz/nine-games-i... 230
val knight @valknight.xyz · 19/06/2026btw don't tell anyone but i kind of love how cute these are. 030
val knight @valknight.xyz · 19/06/2026clocky tgirl fit of the day (i am going to tesco to buy Juice) 170
val knight @valknight.xyz · 03/06/2026(if you are in the UK and are in an ok-headspace, this article is really quite good. archive link just because the host seems to be down archive.is/Aly1S) 100
val knight @valknight.xyz · 02/06/2026comedy gold to pull out when even ***Tim Farron** has signed on 100
val knight @valknight.xyz · 02/06/2026do labour MPs think if they keep saying "dignity and respect" the trannies will shut up and die ??? anyway 0101
val knight @valknight.xyz · 27/05/2026im trying to find some joke of getting bloods done but its too humid xoxo so enjoy back of uber photo 040
val knight @valknight.xyz · 08/05/2026reports are saying she's very sleepy (i should Not have been playing risk of rain 2 until like 1am) 170
val knight @valknight.xyz · 06/05/2026Thank you Victorian Stan (TM) (seriously though very good writeup) also -- unrelated but I'm so curious what you use for your blog because i *love* how you format the asides like these 110
val knight @valknight.xyz · 04/05/2026if you want this strap (which, is actually pretty good! it's easy to adjust and is really easy to disconnect from its little eyelets) you can get it wayyy cheaper on ebay! like obvs the "genuine" status is to be doubted but who cares it's a strap and it should be fine 100
val knight @valknight.xyz · 04/05/2026the connector for the apple iphone strap is basically the same thing you see for wrist straps? so you can just loop it through the console on either side 100
val knight @valknight.xyz · 04/05/2026also: a) ayn thor good b) very wild how far we've come on x86 -> arm c) life is strange on a DS sized thing is still wild to me d) i do not like the realisation savegame 2 has its 10th birthday in 3 days 030
val knight @valknight.xyz · 04/05/2026sickos.png - little strap for ayn thor means you can take it with you, without needing Men's Pockets(tm) or a bag 360
val knight @valknight.xyz · 29/04/2026currently in uber to hospital to hand in forms for 🐱 surgery ‼️‼️ (oversharing on main i don't know her) 180
val knight @valknight.xyz · 27/04/2026thank you to the life is strange fan working on Apple Music's curated playlists and jumpscared me with this 100
val knight @valknight.xyz · 18/04/2026i caved and bought Tomodachi Life... and god the mii maker is good 230
val knight @valknight.xyz · 18/04/2026this isn't to say this is Fine Actually, but rather it's another example of: - exponential decay of success (see this good slide Meredith Whittaker presented at CCC) - *and* the issue that models are Just Fancy Predictive Text, and produce more unsafe results the more is in their context window 101
val knight @valknight.xyz · 18/04/2026fyi (as I'm seeing it shared) - this article (IMO) doesn't do a good job of explaining this research said research is examining the issue of *the same* models becoming more unsafe after being given content from the internet (e.g Google's AI summary), not model collapse at training time 120
val knight @valknight.xyz · 15/04/2026hi friends! a couple evenings ago, I made a tool to show historical comparisons of UK Gender Pay Gap Data. it pulls from the UK goverment's data, but, lays it out in a way that's easier for me to parse & understand. you can access it at ukpaygap.valknight.xyz 111
val knight @valknight.xyz · 15/04/2026marathon's marketing shouldn't have been to capital G gamers who are now upset about a game with colours, it should have been on tumblr to weird transsexual women. see: attached dialogue 040
val knight @valknight.xyz · 12/04/2026(ignore my hair going everywhere) eggbug hat on mental health walk ✨ 380
val knight @valknight.xyz · 09/04/2026omg it looks so amazing! congratulations on the announce :) also -- i have *got* to ask - are you folks using a gaussian splat here? i'm on a train with a bad mobile hotspot so can't quite tell 🥀 120
val knight @valknight.xyz · 06/04/2026dang 2020 val cooked with this selection, i'm honestly thriving 020
val knight @valknight.xyz · 06/04/2026my ipod !! it lives !! (shoutout 2020 me for putting 100 gecs lavapalooza on here, i forgot how much fun it is) 110
val knight @valknight.xyz · 31/03/2026if its any selling point - i bought it on friday and it's hit the rare point of game that enters my dreams 210
val knight @valknight.xyz · 29/03/2026sat all nice and cozy in bed playing Marathon thanks to powerline adapter plugged in behind bed + huge long ethernet cable into laptop + remote play honestly a game changer 030
val knight @valknight.xyz · 18/03/2026never trust @jademarker.bsky.social with the slay the spire pencil tool 230
val knight @valknight.xyz · 13/02/2026thank you whoever at Slack added this when you mark yourself out of office and then send a message 🙂↕️ 040
val knight @valknight.xyz · 27/01/2026Bluesky isn't like the other apps, you can opt out and remove any feeds you like. 1. Click the # in the top right of the screen 2. Click the Discover feed 3. Click the pin 4. Remove from my feeds You'll then never see it again. (UI is different on mobile, but you can do it there too) 130
val knight @valknight.xyz · 18/01/2026been obsessed with Halide (on iOS) the last few days, as it has an option to bypass Apple's image processing turns out the lenses on your iPhone can look really interesting! and i absolutely prefer digital sensor noise over the default processing ❤️ 160
val knight @valknight.xyz · 17/01/2026watcher real ?? watcher soon ?? (i Will be making room on my desk on monday. she will be sat next to Miku and my Unity-Chan manga mark my words) 010
val knight @valknight.xyz · 14/01/2026also sorry but in what universe is this an image editor. it looks more like its going to teleport me to mars than add circles to screenshots 000
val knight @valknight.xyz · 10/01/2026had an unstoppable urge to fuck around with windows movie maker on a random saturday now just sat here 🧍♀️ 130