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@valerie.bsky.mkultra.monster
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░ web dev, operator of Phyria/NovaLandia in OpenSim, artist behind #Eyeshadow2600FM / #VAL3R1E, long-time writer, bad/good poster ░ Pronouns: She/her ░ Gender: Immortal Machine #fedi22 #indieauthor #musician #webdev #lgbtqia #linux #artist #secondlife #dev

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𐕣 C M D R ░ N O V A 𐕣 @valerie.bsky.mkultra.monster · 4h
Thankful for the people on the timeline who go wild quote-posting a million people a second so that I can see all the ridiculous edge-cases I have to spend A WEEK. FIXING.
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𐕣 C M D R ░ N O V A 𐕣 @valerie.bsky.mkultra.monster · 4h
almost my weekend again, and thought i'd be able to finally put down black ops 7 and have my nightly call of dutyness switch to MW4, but that's another week away 😭
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𐕣 C M D R ░ N O V A 𐕣 @valerie.bsky.mkultra.monster · 9h
A golden skeleton with long hair plays an acoustic guitar and raises its middle finger against a dramatic backdrop of green and blue stage lights. Large white text across the image reads "fart on nipples and pee on ass cracks".
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𐕣 C M D R ░ N O V A 𐕣 @valerie.bsky.mkultra.monster · 11h
A cracked, weathered skull with intense white eyes glares forward against a red-orange background. Large white text reading "DO NOT" appears above the skull.
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𐕣 C M D R ░ N O V A 𐕣 @valerie.bsky.mkultra.monster · 13h
boost this post for a chance to FARD AND SHIT IN YOUR SHOES
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𐕣 C M D R ░ N O V A 𐕣 @valerie.bsky.mkultra.monster · 13h
don't tell me they put D4 Lilith into Dead by Daylight lol what
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𐕣 C M D R ░ N O V A 𐕣 @valerie.bsky.mkultra.monster · 21h
BALLS?
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𐕣 C M D R ░ N O V A 𐕣 @valerie.bsky.mkultra.monster · 09/10/2026
Cartoon ant character from A Bug's Life with a large buttocks in a black thong, wearing a white hat and holding a paper. Bold text overlays read "ANAL EYES" at the top, "ANALYZE" across the middle, and "ANAL LIES" at the bottom.
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𐕣 C M D R ░ N O V A 𐕣 @valerie.bsky.mkultra.monster · 09/10/2026
Last night at work, there was an older woman slumped over on her steering wheel in her car late at night, and like you do, you kind of assume that someone is dead in this position. So everyone's kind of silently freaking out
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𐕣 C M D R ░ N O V A 𐕣 @valerie.bsky.mkultra.monster · 09/10/2026
I'm getting closer to considering VAAK ready for public registration with approvals but I keep finding things that need fixing lol So 6 months from now I'll decide to flip the switch
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𐕣 C M D R ░ N O V A 𐕣 @valerie.bsky.mkultra.monster · 09/10/2026
Anthropic and OpenAI are preparing for a potential catastrophic event Thank god, I've been waiting for the meteor, the zombies, the nukes, it's about time something happens, you know?
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𐕣 C M D R ░ N O V A 𐕣 @valerie.bsky.mkultra.monster · 09/10/2026
Oh, Reddit's going to stop supporting RSS feeds huh? Fuckin joke of a company anymore
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𐕣 C M D R ░ N O V A 𐕣 @valerie.bsky.mkultra.monster · 09/10/2026
CW: politics, murder, trump A public execution? Oh yeah, could've seen that coming by all the far right maniacs on twitter who are constantly sharing death and murder video content
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𐕣 C M D R ░ N O V A 𐕣 @valerie.bsky.mkultra.monster · 09/10/2026
Get off work early only for the worst traffic possible and then when I’m trying to get out of my car there’s nonstop traffic LET ME GO HOOOOME
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𐕣 C M D R ░ N O V A 𐕣 @valerie.bsky.mkultra.monster · 09/10/2026
We had a talk with one of our people about his work ethic and he walked straight out the door lol Wish I was financially able to do that
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𐕣 C M D R ░ N O V A 𐕣 @valerie.bsky.mkultra.monster · 09/10/2026
So many criticisms of AI are hard to take seriously once you finally step out of the bubble of just blindly hating it. You realize data centers have existed since the 90s, and nobody has ever spoken about them.
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𐕣 C M D R ░ N O V A 𐕣 @valerie.bsky.mkultra.monster · 09/10/2026
All in all it’s just another Dick and some balls
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𐕣 C M D R ░ N O V A 𐕣 @valerie.bsky.mkultra.monster · 09/10/2026
They gotta start putting dividers on normal roads so I don’t have to drive in the face of a thousand LEDs 😂
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𐕣 C M D R ░ N O V A 𐕣 @valerie.bsky.mkultra.monster · 08/10/2026
Text on a dark background describes rice fried by a shrimp in an absurd scenario. Below it, a black-and-white photo shows a man (Rod Serling, Twilight Zone), in a suit gesturing beside a vehicle with large curved horns in an industrial space, saying, "Imagine, if you will, rice: the abundant, nutritious white harvest of the verdant paddy-fields, a staple the world over, but fried this time not by a trustworthy fellow human being... by by a shrimp"
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𐕣 C M D R ░ N O V A 𐕣 @valerie.bsky.mkultra.monster · 08/10/2026
Woman with shoulder-length brown hair speaks with mouth open to a young man with dark hair who smiles slightly. Text overlay reads: “Th-They are ca-called f-f-femboys, aunt Marie”.
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𐕣 C M D R ░ N O V A 𐕣 @valerie.bsky.mkultra.monster · 08/10/2026
come back to the early 2000s with: songs i listened to when I lived in an extremely haunted house youtu.be/YIqbdnaPcT8
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𐕣 C M D R ░ N O V A 𐕣 @valerie.bsky.mkultra.monster · 08/10/2026
Loaded up Fortnite at work while I’m sitting in the office waiting to have a conversation with someone, landed, died immediately I’m good at this game
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𐕣 C M D R ░ N O V A 𐕣 @valerie.bsky.mkultra.monster · 08/10/2026
Had a dream I got shot, but then I wasn’t shot, I was in a skyscraper that was collapsing, and then I was waking up for work 😂
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𐕣 C M D R ░ N O V A 𐕣 @valerie.bsky.mkultra.monster · 08/10/2026
Almost tossed VAAK out the window, screwed something up and lost 10 hours of work And then recovered it whew oh fuck it’s fine
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𐕣 C M D R ░ N O V A 𐕣 @valerie.bsky.mkultra.monster · 07/10/2026
my sim is in a Pickens episode
A violinist performs in a colorful restaurant with polka dot walls while Sims characters sit at tables and stand near the counter. A waiter named George Cahill is visible behind the service area.
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𐕣 C M D R ░ N O V A 𐕣 @valerie.bsky.mkultra.monster · 07/10/2026
"oh my JESUS"
A large bush with green leaves and red heart-shaped flowers fills the foreground (sims woohooing, Sims 4), surrounded by floating glowing hearts. Two men stand behind it in a colorful room, one in a red plaid shirt with hands near his face.
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𐕣 C M D R ░ N O V A 𐕣 @valerie.bsky.mkultra.monster · 07/10/2026
ah yibs, perfect
A person with short white hair and brown skin, viewed from behind, wears a pink bikini top. A large tattoo of an older man's face with glasses, gray hair, and a beard covers the upper back, with additional tattoos on the left arm.
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𐕣 C M D R ░ N O V A 𐕣 @valerie.bsky.mkultra.monster · 07/10/2026
one thing about Sims 4, is why aren't they including the thermostat in new homes in continuing world releases in expansion packs lol why do I always have to buy this for my sims
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𐕣 C M D R ░ N O V A 𐕣 @valerie.bsky.mkultra.monster · 07/10/2026
garsh save me, i just found letterboxd
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𐕣 C M D R ░ N O V A 𐕣 @valerie.bsky.mkultra.monster · 07/10/2026
i don't know what "snac" is but hey at least its posts kind of display properly on here
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𐕣 C M D R ░ N O V A 𐕣 @valerie.bsky.mkultra.monster · 07/10/2026
dang how long does it take to get off the waitlist to have my minecraft sever added to the official lists
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𐕣 C M D R ░ N O V A 𐕣 @valerie.bsky.mkultra.monster · 07/10/2026
I like how Clearsky doesn't appear to work anymore, so I can no longer see the angry, hateful, or transmisogynist lists people are adding me to lol
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𐕣 C M D R ░ N O V A 𐕣 @valerie.bsky.mkultra.monster · 07/10/2026
Fornite: equip a sprite! Me: no
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𐕣 C M D R ░ N O V A 𐕣 @valerie.bsky.mkultra.monster · 07/10/2026
I think Fortnite's Blitz mod is my new favorite mode. No spending 20-30 minutes in a match only to die to a 10 y/o on 12 cans of Monster or a dude who makes a million dollars a month streaming it on Twitch Just 5 minute kill kill kill win matches
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𐕣 C M D R ░ N O V A 𐕣 @valerie.bsky.mkultra.monster · 07/10/2026
woop woop it's the goop goop
A Fortnite character with white hair in a bun and blue patterned outfit fires a weapon with a bright muzzle flash across a grassy landscape. A large "#1 Victory Royale" banner overlays the top of the scene.
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𐕣 C M D R ░ N O V A 𐕣 @valerie.bsky.mkultra.monster · 07/10/2026
Also I swear to god I'm going to join the System76 discord and force them to fix this alt-tab nightmare they've created in COSMIC. Literally almost never works the way it should
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𐕣 C M D R ░ N O V A 𐕣 @valerie.bsky.mkultra.monster · 07/10/2026
I love to make a ton of progress with VAAK, and then discover a huge problem that takes 10 hours to resolve
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𐕣 C M D R ░ N O V A 𐕣 @valerie.bsky.mkultra.monster · 07/10/2026
A cartoon Bart Simpson head with a mismatched, fragmented body in red, blue, and yellow poses on a green skateboard. The text "digest the pantaloons" appears in the upper right.
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𐕣 C M D R ░ N O V A 𐕣 @valerie.bsky.mkultra.monster · 07/10/2026
One thing over the past 8 years on fedi and 3 years on atproto is I’ve noticed, you have to spend tons and tons of time curating your feed to see things you’re actually interested in
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𐕣 C M D R ░ N O V A 𐕣 @valerie.bsky.mkultra.monster · 06/10/2026
A spooky graphic featuring a ghostly figure with a witch's hat, set against a colorful, eerie background. The text humorously references a "terrifying", “it’s terrifying disgusting blown out stanky diarrhea season you dumbass asshole’s let’s get this paper (to wipe our asses with)”. A cat with glowing eyes is also depicted, saying “meow”
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𐕣 C M D R ░ N O V A 𐕣 @valerie.bsky.mkultra.monster · 06/10/2026
I guess if I wanted to induct more people into this Phyrian Strains game on the OpenSim side I could ... actually visit places and hand the HUD out to people But that would require talking and potentially pissing off cagey strangers
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𐕣 C M D R ░ N O V A 𐕣 @valerie.bsky.mkultra.monster · 06/10/2026
i swear every time i'm fixing an issue on vaak, the edge case type of post that's causing problems suddenly stops appearing on the timelines completely
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𐕣 C M D R ░ N O V A 𐕣 @valerie.bsky.mkultra.monster · 06/10/2026
People are posting here, there, on Jupiter, in space, underground, on the Moon, in a butt, and without any shoes that they hope AI has a graceless and fast fall to the ground when the bubble breaks, just like NFTs did Do you remember the CEO of Walmart embedding NFTs into their security systems
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𐕣 C M D R ░ N O V A 𐕣 @valerie.bsky.mkultra.monster · 06/10/2026
@punished_nova@mkultra.monster asked: test ask i just beefed all over my shoes
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𐕣 C M D R ░ N O V A 𐕣 @valerie.bsky.mkultra.monster · 06/10/2026
I'm confused about why on pop!_OS, when I alt-tab and close, say, COSMIC files, and then hit alt-tab again, it still lingers there for minutes until my PC goes "oh yeah that's closed doy"
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𐕣 C M D R ░ N O V A 𐕣 @valerie.bsky.mkultra.monster · 06/10/2026
today i learned you can use snowballs to distract the warden in the deep dark
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𐕣 C M D R ░ N O V A 𐕣 @valerie.bsky.mkultra.monster · 06/10/2026
So wait, how did a fully functional nether portal end up smack in the middle of an ancient city
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𐕣 C M D R ░ N O V A 𐕣 @valerie.bsky.mkultra.monster · 06/10/2026
Now I have the Nether set up as my travel network from my base > to an ancient city but watch the Sift update make it so that already discovered ancient cities don't work for initiating the portals lol
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𐕣 C M D R ░ N O V A 𐕣 @valerie.bsky.mkultra.monster · 06/10/2026
I'm on my Minecraft server hunting for an Ancient City. Found one, or, I dug the coordinates out of the server. Ran there on foot, found the exact location to start digging (I'm preparing for the Sift Dimension), but there was a ruined portal nearby. Like I do, I fixed the portal, stepped inside.
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𐕣 C M D R ░ N O V A 𐕣 @valerie.bsky.mkultra.monster · 06/10/2026
My Minecraft server has been updated to support up to 15 players at once and the live map is now functioning again mc.mkultra.monster
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