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Vera Valentine @valentineverse.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

*blows the dust off this account* Uh, hi ya'll. :) I probably ought to start popping by here more often. Got two new books out! Omega Delivery Service by Vera V. Pierce (MMF Omegaverse) here: amzn.to/4m938IH And Pattern Recognition (MF, Monster) - here: amzn.to/4c8PWio

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Amazon.com: Omega Delivery Service: 9798244104745: Pierce, Vera V., Valentine, Vera: Books

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Vera Valentine @valentineverse.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

✨ 🌙✨ Books2Read.com/MonstersInLove7 ✨🌙✨ Monsters in Love 7: Lost in the Stars is coming out March 27th, continuing the wildly popular Monsters in Love anthology series. My story is Cy-D3R, a tale of a rule-breaking explorer and an abandoned space farm with a sordid secret. #VeraValentine

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Vera Valentine @valentineverse.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

🦎 Books2Read.com/StrangeLove 🦎 Strange Love: A Non-Human Romance Charity Anthology features my Pattern Recognition, an MF cryptid monster tale. It's only available until May 13th, and supports Trinity Haven, an organization meeting needs for LGBTQ+ youth at risk for homelessness. #VeraValentine

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Vera Valentine @valentineverse.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

🐺 Books2Read.com/EvilHearts 🐺 Evil Hearts: A Monster Romance Charity Anthology features Raw Dogging, my special MF werewolf co-write with Latrexa Nova. This charity romance anthology is only available until May 1st, with proceeds benefitting The Dollywood Foundation! #VeraValentine

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Vera Valentine @valentineverse.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

Sharing the poorly-translated cards that came with my cheap BDSM kit that have had me CACKLING all night.

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Vera Valentine @valentineverse.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

Hey friends! I've revamped my pay schedule cheat sheet (apparently I left February completely off the last one😬) for KDP authors. Find more helpful tips and resources here: 👇👇👇 www.valentineverse.com/author-resou... ☝️☝️☝️ #VeraValentine #IndieAuthor #KDPPaySchedule #AuthorPaySchedule

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Vera Valentine @valentineverse.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

Hey, asking for a friend, Canva isn't allowed to cancel our subscriptions for crimes against humanity purposes right

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Vera Valentine @valentineverse.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

Back on my bullshit at Barnes and Noble today, making sexy morally grey carpet monsters hot. There is a quartet of older folks at a table across the cafe that have brought their own tablecloth and are playing an intense game of mahjong and their vibes are ✨immaculate✨.

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Vera Valentine @valentineverse.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

People were arguing about closed door vs open door romance at the time and I just thought it would be stupid funny to have a straight-up door romance. From there it was a whole lot of wondering "How does a door gain sentience AND be fuckable?" *jazz hands*

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Vera Valentine @valentineverse.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

Hey, uhhh... hi to my new followers, but if you followed me just because I have author in my profile, please be aware that my bestseller title is a book about a woman fucking her front door. Yes, a literal door. So if you write kids books / YA? You might wanna rethink the follow. 😅

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Vera Valentine @valentineverse.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

Nope! It's actually one of my few full lengths :)

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Vera Valentine @valentineverse.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

✨ Stowaway and Silent Song✨ 🌊 Books2Read.com/TempestTossed 🌊 Most know my #SentientObjectRomance shenanigans by now, but I actually started with #Romantasy! Stowaway and Silent Song is the FIRST BOOK I ever published, and these characters - Miranda, Ronen, and Lyric - genuinely changed my life.

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Vera Valentine @valentineverse.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

Ehhh I'll live. This is the same body I used to dose with Stacker 2s (holla, 90s teens) with a big swig of Jolt Cola before homeroom in high school. Just forgot what it felt like haha

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Vera Valentine @valentineverse.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

In hindsight, maybe the first day I start an increased dose of my adderall *isn't* the best day to also have two cups of coffee. "Huh, wonder why my breathing's short and I have this persistent dry cough. Weird." My pulse, in the stratosphere: *smacks forehead with palm*

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Vera Valentine @valentineverse.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

😂 We are grateful for you, my friend!

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Vera Valentine @valentineverse.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

Pattern Recognition by Vera Valentine - Coming February 13th! (A little bird tells me it *may* be loosely linked in with my #CarnalCryptids universe ;) ) Preorder the Strange Love anthology here: ➡️ Books2Read.com/StrangeLove ⬅️

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Vera Valentine @valentineverse.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

So I just got over the flu last week and woke up with food poisoning today - January is not going my way. Send treats and cozy blankets cause I got weird stories to finish.

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Vera Valentine @valentineverse.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

Only because I didn't have a ring on me probably

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Vera Valentine @valentineverse.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

Okay but I had a first date today and she brought me fluorescing rocks AND a blacklight to admire them and called them penguin presents??! 😭 🥰😊 You know what men bring to first dates? ✨Audacity✨

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Kit Fox @kitfoxart.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

Best of 2024 2/3! All art is by me and authors are credited in the alt text.

Cover art for Hot Summer’s Prey by Latrexa Nova depicting a lovely plus sized Filipina woman in a dance pose underwater with a green fish/lizard man.

Cover art for Cold Sweat by Vera Valentine, showing a wooden sauna with a Polynesian woman wrapped in a towel and looking surprised as a giant sentient jug of flavored water approaches.

Art by myself, Kit Fox. Depicts a King King inspired scene with a giant purple gorilla reaching out to touch a woman tied to a totem pole by flowering vines.

Cover art for Fully Charged by Nicole Parker and Unfortunate Reads, showing a smiling woman sitting on her bed in front of a giant pink bunny with a drum and battery pack.

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Vera Valentine @valentineverse.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

Doing my best to turn helplessness into productivity today, rearranging my office a little bit to try and shake up the vibes. It's jazz, determination, and my lil 10mg of Adderall against the world.

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Vera Valentine @valentineverse.bsky.social · 17/01/2025

I KNOW RIGHT?? I did the Carlin test a couple months back and passed with flying colors 😂

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Vera Valentine @valentineverse.bsky.social · 17/01/2025

Eyyyy welcome friendo! We can post NSFW and cuss here! :-D

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Vera Valentine @valentineverse.bsky.social · 13/01/2025

As in, you can't get toilet paper the normal way from underneath the holder. You basically have to pull out tissues from the little dispenser until you get a stack you feel comfortable wiping yourself with. WHY

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Vera Valentine @valentineverse.bsky.social · 13/01/2025

I need y'all to bear witness to this monstrosity. These are the lobby bathrooms at the resort I was staying at. At first I was like, oh that's smart, you can pull out a (face) tissue's worth of TP from the center of the industrial roll if you need it. BUT(T) NO. That's ALL you can get.

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Vera Valentine @valentineverse.bsky.social · 13/01/2025

It's me, knock off DayQuil, And my emotional support box of toasty Cheez-Its against the world today. Wish me luck, I'm about to drive 4 hours back to North Carolina feeling like microwaved garbage.

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Vera Valentine @valentineverse.bsky.social · 13/01/2025

I am a biblical plague of discomfort at the moment. I am fairly certain a portal to a mucus dimension has opened in my sinuses. Curled up in bed with emotional support toasty Cheez-Its trying not to tired-cry. 😭🤧🤒🧀

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Vera Valentine @valentineverse.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

I mentally high five my equally pissed off companion and calmly inform the guy that I'm one of the most prolific Google guides in the area and he might want to speak more carefully in the future. He blanched. Frankly, I hope he has agita all day today. What an ignorant, sexist piece of shit.

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Vera Valentine @valentineverse.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

This guy pipes up, in front of me, a 42 year old woman, and an older woman standing beside me, as well as his younger male manager. "Well, you ARE a woman." The woman and I share a long, knowing look in the split second that followed. "Now, I know he didn't just say that in 2025, did he?"

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Vera Valentine @valentineverse.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

Okay, fine, no biggie. I try to approach everything with good humor and an assumption that I'm probably doing something incorrectly. I go back and tell the man, about my father's age, that I couldn't get it to turn the car on. "Haha maybe I am just being stupid." As one does.

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Vera Valentine @valentineverse.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

Rented a car this morning. They did not have the vehicle I reserved (😡), but put me in a much larger, newer model SUV. I got handed a brick-like key fob, no instructions. I'm used to these things working like switchblades, right? Press a button and key-stick part pops out. This doesn't.

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Vera Valentine @valentineverse.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

I am battling a cold and full of delicious Indian food and terrible story ideas. How are you, friends?

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Vera Valentine @valentineverse.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

Listen if you think I'm taking my own advice 😂 I'm literally 3,000 words deep into a plot bunny I decided at the 11th hour to co-write with my lovely friend @latrexanova.bsky.social for an anthology in five days. Plans have no power here

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Vera Valentine @valentineverse.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

I will be willfully breaking all of these like dishes tossed, clay pigeon-style, off the roof of a parking garage. Join me in joyful 2025 chaos! #VeraValentine #NewYearsResolution2025 #BecomeUngovernable

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Vera Valentine @valentineverse.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

Oh, and a blessed Yule to everyone that celebrates! 🥰❄️🕯️

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Vera Valentine @valentineverse.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

Figgy pudding from Costco, caramel apple cider from Trader Joe's. Something something 'murican Christmas.

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Vera Valentine @valentineverse.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

Wasabi flavored fresh mozzarella? 🎶 Don't mind if I do 🎶

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Vera Valentine @valentineverse.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

Moi aussi. 🥰 I'm so jazzed to see you here!

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Vera Valentine @valentineverse.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

The Rest (Part 2!) - A Well Kept Secret Books2read.com/b/WellKept - Over a Barrel & Down a Peg Books2read.com/b/downapeg - Cold Sweat Books2read.com/b/coldsweat - Back for Seconds Books2read.com/b/Back42 - Ruby and the V-Day Vanpires Books2read.com/b/VDayV

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Vera Valentine @valentineverse.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

The Rest (Part 1) - Hayseed Books2read.com/b/thehayseed - Squeak Books2read.com/b/squeak - Unhinged Books2read.com/b/TheDoorBook - Squeal Books2read.com/b/Squeak2 - Plucked Books2read.com/b/Moriverse

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Hayseed: A Scarecrow Monster Romance by Vera Valentine

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Vera Valentine @valentineverse.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

The Holiday Ones! - The Stockings Were Hung Books2read.com/b/stockings - Sap and Spile Books2read.com/b/sapandspile - Regifted: Ganged by the Ghosts Books2read.com/b/Regifted - Wrapped and Tapped Books2read.com/b/WrapTap

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The Stockings Were Hung: A Why Choose Hearth Warming Story by J.L. Logosz and Vera Valentine

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Vera Valentine @valentineverse.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

Hey friendos! If you're just shy of your 2024 reading goals and need a few #Novellas to get over the finish line, might I suggest some of mine? 😉 (Links in next post!)

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Vera Valentine @valentineverse.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

⬇️⬇️⬇️ ValentineVerse.com/Appearances ⬆️⬆️⬆️ ‍✈️3/29/2025: Strange Love Indy (Indianapolis, IN) ‍✈️5/8-5/10: Monsterotica (Baltimore, MD) ‍✈️7/5: RARE London (London, England/UK) ‍✈️7/24-26: BB4E (Vancouver, BC/Canada) ‍✈️9/5-6: Villains & Vixens (Dallas, TX) ‍✈️10/2-10/5: Book Harvest (Chicago, IL)

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Vera Valentine @valentineverse.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

Up-to-date info is always available on my site, ValentineVerse.com :) ➡️ bsky.app/profile/vale... ➡️ Facebook.com/ValentineVerse ➡️ Instagram.com/VeraValAuthor ➡️ www.tiktok.com/@ValentineVe... ➡️ Amazon.com/Author/ValentineVerse ➡️ Patreon.com/ValentineVerse ➡️ www.threads.net/@veravalauthor

A colorful graphic with a purple, blue, and pink starburst behind a smiling selfie picture of the author Vera Valentine and header text reading "Hey Vera, where you at girl?" In vintage white 1970s style lettering. Below the header, there are icons for Blue sky, Facebook, Instagram, Tiktok, Amazon, Patreon, and Threads with Vera's name handles and the URL links to each service that are also found in the original post's text.

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Vera Valentine @valentineverse.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

@safety.bsky.app @support.bsky.team @bsky.app - I know ✨you know who ✨ kind of turned the whole blue check thing into a migraine elsewhere, but is there any verification for creatives/celebs (she said, loosely) coming in the future? Also, the two images I posted above are bot/scam accounts.

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Vera Valentine @valentineverse.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

Both KM and Daniel have confirmed that these are not their accounts after I let them know someone appeared to be impersonating them. Legitimate, professional authors don't cold DM each other with pitches like this. Block/report em!

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