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Vera Valentine @valentineverse.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

*blows the dust off this account* Uh, hi ya'll. :) I probably ought to start popping by here more often. Got two new books out! Omega Delivery Service by Vera V. Pierce (MMF Omegaverse) here: amzn.to/4m938IH And Pattern Recognition (MF, Monster) - here: amzn.to/4c8PWio

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Amazon.com: Omega Delivery Service: 9798244104745: Pierce, Vera V., Valentine, Vera: Books

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Vera Valentine @valentineverse.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

✨ 🌙✨ Books2Read.com/MonstersInLove7 ✨🌙✨ Monsters in Love 7: Lost in the Stars is coming out March 27th, continuing the wildly popular Monsters in Love anthology series. My story is Cy-D3R, a tale of a rule-breaking explorer and an abandoned space farm with a sordid secret. #VeraValentine

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Vera Valentine @valentineverse.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

🦎 Books2Read.com/StrangeLove 🦎 Strange Love: A Non-Human Romance Charity Anthology features my Pattern Recognition, an MF cryptid monster tale. It's only available until May 13th, and supports Trinity Haven, an organization meeting needs for LGBTQ+ youth at risk for homelessness. #VeraValentine

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Vera Valentine @valentineverse.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

🐺 Books2Read.com/EvilHearts 🐺 Evil Hearts: A Monster Romance Charity Anthology features Raw Dogging, my special MF werewolf co-write with Latrexa Nova. This charity romance anthology is only available until May 1st, with proceeds benefitting The Dollywood Foundation! #VeraValentine

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Vera Valentine @valentineverse.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

Sharing the poorly-translated cards that came with my cheap BDSM kit that have had me CACKLING all night.

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Vera Valentine @valentineverse.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

Hey friends! I've revamped my pay schedule cheat sheet (apparently I left February completely off the last one😬) for KDP authors. Find more helpful tips and resources here: 👇👇👇 www.valentineverse.com/author-resou... ☝️☝️☝️ #VeraValentine #IndieAuthor #KDPPaySchedule #AuthorPaySchedule

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Vera Valentine @valentineverse.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

Hey, asking for a friend, Canva isn't allowed to cancel our subscriptions for crimes against humanity purposes right

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Vera Valentine @valentineverse.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

Back on my bullshit at Barnes and Noble today, making sexy morally grey carpet monsters hot. There is a quartet of older folks at a table across the cafe that have brought their own tablecloth and are playing an intense game of mahjong and their vibes are ✨immaculate✨.

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Vera Valentine @valentineverse.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

Hey, uhhh... hi to my new followers, but if you followed me just because I have author in my profile, please be aware that my bestseller title is a book about a woman fucking her front door. Yes, a literal door. So if you write kids books / YA? You might wanna rethink the follow. 😅

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Vera Valentine @valentineverse.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

✨ Stowaway and Silent Song✨ 🌊 Books2Read.com/TempestTossed 🌊 Most know my #SentientObjectRomance shenanigans by now, but I actually started with #Romantasy! Stowaway and Silent Song is the FIRST BOOK I ever published, and these characters - Miranda, Ronen, and Lyric - genuinely changed my life.

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Vera Valentine @valentineverse.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

In hindsight, maybe the first day I start an increased dose of my adderall *isn't* the best day to also have two cups of coffee. "Huh, wonder why my breathing's short and I have this persistent dry cough. Weird." My pulse, in the stratosphere: *smacks forehead with palm*

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Vera Valentine @valentineverse.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

Pattern Recognition by Vera Valentine - Coming February 13th! (A little bird tells me it *may* be loosely linked in with my #CarnalCryptids universe ;) ) Preorder the Strange Love anthology here: ➡️ Books2Read.com/StrangeLove ⬅️

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Vera Valentine @valentineverse.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

So I just got over the flu last week and woke up with food poisoning today - January is not going my way. Send treats and cozy blankets cause I got weird stories to finish.

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Vera Valentine @valentineverse.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

Okay but I had a first date today and she brought me fluorescing rocks AND a blacklight to admire them and called them penguin presents??! 😭 🥰😊 You know what men bring to first dates? ✨Audacity✨

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Kit Fox @kitfoxart.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

Best of 2024 2/3! All art is by me and authors are credited in the alt text.

Cover art for Hot Summer’s Prey by Latrexa Nova depicting a lovely plus sized Filipina woman in a dance pose underwater with a green fish/lizard man.

Cover art for Cold Sweat by Vera Valentine, showing a wooden sauna with a Polynesian woman wrapped in a towel and looking surprised as a giant sentient jug of flavored water approaches.

Art by myself, Kit Fox. Depicts a King King inspired scene with a giant purple gorilla reaching out to touch a woman tied to a totem pole by flowering vines.

Cover art for Fully Charged by Nicole Parker and Unfortunate Reads, showing a smiling woman sitting on her bed in front of a giant pink bunny with a drum and battery pack.

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Vera Valentine @valentineverse.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

Doing my best to turn helplessness into productivity today, rearranging my office a little bit to try and shake up the vibes. It's jazz, determination, and my lil 10mg of Adderall against the world.

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Vera Valentine @valentineverse.bsky.social · 13/01/2025

I need y'all to bear witness to this monstrosity. These are the lobby bathrooms at the resort I was staying at. At first I was like, oh that's smart, you can pull out a (face) tissue's worth of TP from the center of the industrial roll if you need it. BUT(T) NO. That's ALL you can get.

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Vera Valentine @valentineverse.bsky.social · 13/01/2025

It's me, knock off DayQuil, And my emotional support box of toasty Cheez-Its against the world today. Wish me luck, I'm about to drive 4 hours back to North Carolina feeling like microwaved garbage.

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Vera Valentine @valentineverse.bsky.social · 13/01/2025

I am a biblical plague of discomfort at the moment. I am fairly certain a portal to a mucus dimension has opened in my sinuses. Curled up in bed with emotional support toasty Cheez-Its trying not to tired-cry. 😭🤧🤒🧀

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Vera Valentine @valentineverse.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

Rented a car this morning. They did not have the vehicle I reserved (😡), but put me in a much larger, newer model SUV. I got handed a brick-like key fob, no instructions. I'm used to these things working like switchblades, right? Press a button and key-stick part pops out. This doesn't.

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Vera Valentine @valentineverse.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

I am battling a cold and full of delicious Indian food and terrible story ideas. How are you, friends?

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Vera Valentine @valentineverse.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

I will be willfully breaking all of these like dishes tossed, clay pigeon-style, off the roof of a parking garage. Join me in joyful 2025 chaos! #VeraValentine #NewYearsResolution2025 #BecomeUngovernable

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Vera Valentine @valentineverse.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

Oh, and a blessed Yule to everyone that celebrates! 🥰❄️🕯️

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Vera Valentine @valentineverse.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

Figgy pudding from Costco, caramel apple cider from Trader Joe's. Something something 'murican Christmas.

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Vera Valentine @valentineverse.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

Wasabi flavored fresh mozzarella? 🎶 Don't mind if I do 🎶

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Vera Valentine @valentineverse.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

Hey friendos! If you're just shy of your 2024 reading goals and need a few #Novellas to get over the finish line, might I suggest some of mine? 😉 (Links in next post!)

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Vera Valentine @valentineverse.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

⬇️⬇️⬇️ ValentineVerse.com/Appearances ⬆️⬆️⬆️ ‍✈️3/29/2025: Strange Love Indy (Indianapolis, IN) ‍✈️5/8-5/10: Monsterotica (Baltimore, MD) ‍✈️7/5: RARE London (London, England/UK) ‍✈️7/24-26: BB4E (Vancouver, BC/Canada) ‍✈️9/5-6: Villains & Vixens (Dallas, TX) ‍✈️10/2-10/5: Book Harvest (Chicago, IL)

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Vera Valentine @valentineverse.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

Up-to-date info is always available on my site, ValentineVerse.com :) ➡️ bsky.app/profile/vale... ➡️ Facebook.com/ValentineVerse ➡️ Instagram.com/VeraValAuthor ➡️ www.tiktok.com/@ValentineVe... ➡️ Amazon.com/Author/ValentineVerse ➡️ Patreon.com/ValentineVerse ➡️ www.threads.net/@veravalauthor

A colorful graphic with a purple, blue, and pink starburst behind a smiling selfie picture of the author Vera Valentine and header text reading "Hey Vera, where you at girl?" In vintage white 1970s style lettering. Below the header, there are icons for Blue sky, Facebook, Instagram, Tiktok, Amazon, Patreon, and Threads with Vera's name handles and the URL links to each service that are also found in the original post's text.

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Vera Valentine @valentineverse.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

Heads up fellow Skyfolks - unsurprisingly, the #scammers are hard at work taking advantage of this new social platform. This is the "thing" at the moment - fake accounts made with mid to high level author names, Gen AI bots cold-DM from them once you follow.

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Vera Valentine @valentineverse.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

Non book related, But I just found out that I could buy one of those rotating bowl things (a "panner" evidently) that they use to coat candy/nuts/etc and stick that sucker on my KitchenAid?? Hell yeah. I love finding out things I already own can do other stuff.

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Katee Robert @kateerobert.com · 12/12/2024

Yup.

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Vera Valentine @valentineverse.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

Having a photo finish day tidying up my latest co-write in time for a 6pm upload. Everyone please send good thoughts for the muse cooperating and a minimum of fuckery from Mac in cloud / Vellum. 🤞💻☁️⬆️📚

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Vera Valentine @valentineverse.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

VeraLore™ 2019: Attending a stilted holiday office party with a boss that's got such a stick up her ass she could moonlight as a scarecrow. 2024: Talking out the merits of a wrapping paper tube dick with a friend, complete with cardboard foreskin and sound effects. Books2Read.com/WrapTap

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Vera Valentine @valentineverse.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

Me: God I have so much balloon animal merch because of Squeak, I literally can't add a single piece to my collection. Also me: #VeraValentine #Squeak #BalloonAnimalShifterRomance #FunnelCakeSurprise

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Vera Valentine @valentineverse.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

Tfw an actual, legitimate writing peer mistakenly trips your "oh good another cis male cold DM trying to send me marketing services" the moment you sundown from Adderall and start getting punchy. Pictured: Original DM vs. what I frantically backspaced into oblivion before replying. Whew. 😅

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Vera Valentine @valentineverse.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

Just a reminder, If I see generative AI covers, images, or pro-AI sentiments anywhere in your BlueSky profile, I will not be friending you. I am a "not even once" anti-GenAI author that respects and supports human-created content, properly sourced and credited. GEN AI IS THEFT. PERIOD.

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Vera Valentine @valentineverse.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

Apparently pastrami hash is a thing. I had it for breakfast with a concerning amount of dill pickle spears and it was AWESOME.

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Vera Valentine @valentineverse.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

If I haven't said it recently THANK YOU READERS for allowing me to do this absolutely crazy shit for a living. I am so deeply fortunate to have such amazing support from such incredible humans. Please give yourselves a hug for me, or a lil mental high five if you prefer a no touch option. <3

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Vera Valentine @valentineverse.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

So I just found out, via a comment thread rabbit hole, that you can actually buy a cultivated dozen of double-yolked eggs at some supermarkets. It's cool from a deviled egg perspective, but it would also be hilarious to *seriously* fuck with that one woo friend that sees omens in everything 😂

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Vera Valentine @valentineverse.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

Hopping a last-minute flight to New Jersey to spend some time with my mom. 🥰✈️

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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

please enjoy brand new tingler THIS SENTIENT THANKSGIVING PARADE FLOAT EATS ME RIGHT out now on amazon www.amazon.com/Sentient-Tha... or all patreon tiers www.patreon.com/posts/this-s...

morning in big city with nice orange sky and sun coming up. ladybuck in robe on left taking it off and lookin over at turkey parade float with pretty face coming out of its stomach

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Vera Valentine @valentineverse.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

Hope you enjoy your extra book, random TikTok shop orderer from my hometown. I was tickled to death to see a zip code I knew in the queue. ❤️ Jersey girls 4 lyfe ❤️ #HowDoIPumpGas #WhatTFDoYouMeanJustTurnLeft #WawaGang

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Vera Valentine @valentineverse.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

Being a child of the '90s, I was absolutely obsessed with magnetic poetry when I was younger, and it never really faded 😂 I'm finally manifesting one of my mental vision board pictures by turning part of my office walls into magnetic poetry canvases.

A long silver metal panel, intended to be hung on a wall, covered in small magnetic words intended to make magnetic poetry.

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Vera Valentine @valentineverse.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

Spent today enjoying the last day of the Carolina Renaissance Fair! Even got to chat with a few fans, which is wild! Y'all are so lovely 🥰

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Jay 💜 Bump, Set, Sparks is out! @jmoffattwrites.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

If you use generative AI for writing or images, including for promo, character art, your profile pic, or any sort of social media post, I am not interested in following you.

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