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Valentina Valkyrie

@valentinavalkyrie.bsky.social
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Hockey all day. Seattle Kraken, Carolina Hurricanes, Dallas Stars, Coachella Valley Firebirds, goalies, Juuse Saros, Tuukka Rask, Finland, Sweden

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Valentina Valkyrie @valentinavalkyrie.bsky.social · 9h
There's great news on the hockey world... Igor Shesterkin gets the first goalie goal in Rangers history! Tolvy was on the ice at the time. #GoalieGoal youtu.be/TQYtmc0Imio?...
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GOALIE GOAL for IGOR SHESTERKIN!
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Valentina Valkyrie @valentinavalkyrie.bsky.social · 16h
Staff of The Athletic talk about the one rule they would change. How about you? What would you change? #NHL youtube.com/shorts/oD0R-...
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Which NHL Rule Makes No Sense?
YouTube video by The Athletic
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Valentina Valkyrie @valentinavalkyrie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#SeaKraken  legend Alex Wennberg is an alternate captain!
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Valentina Valkyrie @valentinavalkyrie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Wake up, babe! New #BabyFinn just dropped! #SeaKraken
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Valentina Valkyrie @valentinavalkyrie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Uh-oh! It looks like Larss has some competition for the deepest V! #SeaKraken
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Valentina Valkyrie @valentinavalkyrie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
He's not mad at Ottavainen! I love Finns and fights! But if I were the coach, I would have been mad. #SeaKraken m.youtube.com/watch?v=Pxh6...
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Post-Game Sound | Lane Lambert - September 24, 2026
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Valentina Valkyrie @valentinavalkyrie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I turned down a free ticket to this barnburner! Big mistake! #SeaKraken
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Valentina Valkyrie @valentinavalkyrie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Super spicy #BabyFinn Ville Ottavainen did not like the late hit from Othmann. He gets a [deserved] game misconduct. #SeaKraken #Ode
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Valentina Valkyrie @valentinavalkyrie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
#BabyFinn Jani Nyman breaks the ice! #SeaKtaken #Jamppa
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Seattle Kraken (Bot) @notseattlekraken.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
MAKS COROVIC, ARE YOU KIDDING?! 🤯
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Valentina Valkyrie @valentinavalkyrie.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Let's not forget that Maks Corovic, who was an invited guest, is a tender 18 years of age, and plays in the Ontario Junior league. This is great experience for him. #SeattleKraken #BabyGoalie
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Valentina Valkyrie @valentinavalkyrie.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
At least it's an Original Six team. That's got to be a dream for young boys growing up in Vihti. Me, not so much. #SeaKraken
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Valentina Valkyrie @valentinavalkyrie.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Of all of the problems I have had with the Mormon church, I never thought integrity would be one of them. I am rocked to the core that the church allows people who steal from old people, and police officers who protect them, to remain on their roles. m.youtube.com/watch?v=cxZP...
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I got arrested because of legos
YouTube video by Reckless Ben
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Valentina Valkyrie @valentinavalkyrie.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I made a silly mistake and forgot to pay attention to who was signing my poster at Dev Camp. Can anyone help me out with the last two at the top? #SeaKraken
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Valentina Valkyrie @valentinavalkyrie.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Come on boys! You can't let Östman's first game be a shutout! #SeaKraken
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Valentina Valkyrie @valentinavalkyrie.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Can someone who has ESPN please tell me what the lines are? I'm especially invested in which side Nyman is on. #SeaKraken
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Valentina Valkyrie @valentinavalkyrie.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Östman is getting the start! Go #SeaKraken
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Valentina Valkyrie @valentinavalkyrie.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
What are the #SeaKraken doing to my #BabyFinn? I was so happy to see him officially listed on the right. But they're playing him on the left. I better not see one word about him being out of position!
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Valentina Valkyrie @valentinavalkyrie.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Do not buy the fancy 2-day proof pizza that was promoted during the last game. It is flat, soggy, undercooked, and gross. I wish I had looked in the box before I got all the way to my seat on a different level. #SeaKraken    #ClimatePledgeArena
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Valentina Valkyrie @valentinavalkyrie.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
You can't announce this with only an hour's notice! I can't get there that fast, and I'm going to miss warmups! FML! #SeaKraken
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Valentina Valkyrie @valentinavalkyrie.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Which one of you fuckers didn't tag me on Kokko being called up? #SeaKraken
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Valentina Valkyrie @valentinavalkyrie.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
I liked that we had a couple of minutes of hustle at the end of the second period. If Bylsma was here, he'd be passing mandatory smelling salts out to everyone! #SeaKraken
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Valentina Valkyrie @valentinavalkyrie.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
I'm a visual learner. I track who is on what team by jersey color. I spent the first 10 minutes of the game trying to figure out why Lauzon had changed numbers. Lauzon is yellow. So he didn't change teams. Then I realized that he wasn't Preds yellow. He's Vegas yellow now. My system is flawed. 🤦
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Valentina Valkyrie @valentinavalkyrie.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Isn't Mark Stone supposed to be on IR at this time of the season. #SeaKraken
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Valentina Valkyrie @valentinavalkyrie.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Looking good, boys! #SeaKraken
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Valentina Valkyrie @valentinavalkyrie.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Baby Swede is a star of the week! #CVFirebirds #AHL #SeaKraken
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Valentina Valkyrie @valentinavalkyrie.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Lambert chose to healthy scratch Nyman and play short a forward?! I know he gets the extra D, but I will be contacting a personal injury attorney. #SeaKraken
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Valentina Valkyrie @valentinavalkyrie.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
I assumed that a too many men penalty was the fault of the 6th skater. On Thursday, Lambert made a fuss about knowing who you were going in for, so I looked into it. Montour & Lindgren left. Evans & Oleksiak came on. Then, Larsson. So, it was Larsson's fault, not Nyman's. Silly Swede! #SeaKraken
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Valentina Valkyrie @valentinavalkyrie.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Blocker save! #Smashville
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Valentina Valkyrie @valentinavalkyrie.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Sisu on display! #Smashville
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Valentina Valkyrie @valentinavalkyrie.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Swallowed up! #Smashville
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Valentina Valkyrie @valentinavalkyrie.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Juice is loose! #Smashville
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Valentina Valkyrie @valentinavalkyrie.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Tuukka Rask would have kicked your ass if you did that to him. #Smashville #TuukkaRask
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Valentina Valkyrie @valentinavalkyrie.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
And a sprawling save! #Smashville
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Valentina Valkyrie @valentinavalkyrie.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Saros with the glove save! #Smashville
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Valentina Valkyrie @valentinavalkyrie.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
That's some Finn on Finn violence! #SeaKraken
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Valentina Valkyrie @valentinavalkyrie.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Look who came to the game today! #SeaKraken
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Valentina Valkyrie @valentinavalkyrie.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
One of my least favorite things about Oleksiak is that he doesn't use his body. I'm glad he's finally invested in a game. This is his 23rd game of the year. His most frequently occurring number of hits per game is ZERO! Our biggest defender made ZERO hits in SEVEN games. #SeaKraken
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Valentina Valkyrie @valentinavalkyrie.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Is there some sort of hit out on Blackwell or something?Sheesh! #SeaKraken
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Valentina Valkyrie @valentinavalkyrie.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Happy Deep V Day to you, @soozbee.bsky.social #SeaKraken
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Valentina Valkyrie @valentinavalkyrie.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Hyvää ystävänpäivää literally translates to "Good Friends' Day." In Finland, Friends' Day is observed to celebrate friendship, not just romantic love. It's also celebrated among groups, not just romantic couples. So, today, I'd like to celebrate you, my hockey friends.
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Valentina Valkyrie @valentinavalkyrie.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
@YouTubeGaming Why are there 5 red blocks and 3 orange ones?
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Valentina Valkyrie @valentinavalkyrie.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Guess who the #1 pick up in my fantasy hockey league is! #SeaKraken #CVFirebirds
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Valentina Valkyrie @valentinavalkyrie.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
How is your rookie doing? Probably not 1.75 PPG. #SeaKraken #CVFirebirds #BabyFinn #Jamppa
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Valentina Valkyrie @valentinavalkyrie.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
I guess it's time to pull the trigger on an Ilves jersey before the latest lunacy takes effect.
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hockeyskytte.bsky.social @hockeyskytte.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
The NHL site is coming along nicely. I would like to test how it scales, so everyone should visit the site to test how it handles traffic. I'm fairly sure the site (on the current plan) won't be able to handle the traffic. I will close the link tomorrow nhl.hockey-statistics.com
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NHL Analytics
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Kari Dru @karidru.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Today's petty block: "why would you take a Leica to a protest?" Look, it'd be a crying shame not to. Part of why it's precious is it does what it's for reliably. And then there's this. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leica_F...
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Leica Freedom Train - Wikipedia
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Valentina Valkyrie @valentinavalkyrie.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
I wanted this to be fake. It's not. Bovino chose to wear this coat, made by the same company that made uniforms for Hitler's SS uniforms, to a CNN photoshoot. I'm disgusted with all of it.
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Berrsey @berrsey.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
credit @d-rooibos.bsky.social
A picture of Jaden Schwartz wearing jean shorts. Stylized text with a 90's vibe says "SCHWADEN JORTS"
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Valentina Valkyrie @valentinavalkyrie.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
"If Seattle continues to play the way they have in the last month, maybe they win the division" -- Shannon Skanes, The Hockey Guy in this week's panic index video #SeaKraken
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