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Dr. Valens Hawke

@valenshawke.bsky.social
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Seanan McGuire/Mira Grant Fanboy-Extraordinaire. Dune Chronicles & Claymore Manga Aficionado. Sociology PhD.

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Seanan McGuire @seananmcguire.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
As we approach the twenty-first day of the month of September, I urge you all the remember the importance of being prepared for the alien plant invasion, which will be arriving any day. You were warned.
A thorny vine wraps around the Earth, blood red at the tips and menacing. The text reads YOU WERE WARNED | OVERGROWTH | MIRA GRANT.
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Seanan McGuire @seananmcguire.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
We had an incident recently where I was at the bookstore and the staff were discussing local authors. "Seanan McGuire's around here somewhere," said one of them. So I popped out of the aisles and chirped "hello!"
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Seanan McGuire @seananmcguire.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
OMG.
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Chris B-Eeeeek!-ler 👻 @cwbuecheler.com · 15/08/2026
Important to understand that the purpose of these laws is to convert unhoused people into slave labor for the prison system. That's not a side effect, or an unintended consequence. It's the main reason these laws exist.
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Roy G(host) Biv 👻🎃 @plunkettprime.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
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Seanan McGuire @seananmcguire.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
INTO THE DROWNING DEEP by Mira Grant is only $2 in US eBook format today! That's less than half the cost of a cup of decent coffee for hours and hours of meticulous marine biology research leading you to the horrors of the deep!
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Amy McNally @infamousfiddler.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Hey, y'all, do me a favor if you see this when you're scrolling: wiggle your toes and breathe in through your nose, square your shoulders back, then drop your jaw to exhale through your mouth. It's a nutty, mean old world out there. You're a good part of it. Please remember.
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Seanan McGuire @seananmcguire.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
At this point, yes. Yes, I want Kellis-Amberlee.
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Seanan McGuire @seananmcguire.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Sadly, my work ceased to be fiction in 2020, and if reality continues to not only refuse me royalties, but trap me in escalating fascism, I'm all for the corn-fog alliance.
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Seanan McGuire @seananmcguire.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Told y'all.
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Seanan McGuire @seananmcguire.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
She's not THAT disturbing!
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Seanan McGuire @seananmcguire.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
If you're curious about how this plays out, may I recommend the book INTO THE DROWNING DEEP, by Mira Grant?
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Seanan McGuire @seananmcguire.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
If your brain doesn't make the chemicals it needs, there is nothing shameful or dependent on getting those chemicals from a doctor. Saying elsewise is saying that glasses, shoes, and clothing are all shameful, as our bodies are not naturally equipped to walk on broken glass without injury.
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Tom Nichols @radiofreetom.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
If Reaganism has lasted through democratic control of Congress and three Democratic presidents- maybe the Democrats aren’t at fault. Maybe they decided they like the system.
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 07/04/2026
genuinely think people outside of America don't realize how big this place is, how militarized and murderous our police are, how little our politicians care, how disconnected and impoverished we have been intentionally made to be, how we still have slavery just with extra steps. we really suck gang
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Seanan McGuire @seananmcguire.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Two days to the release of OMENS OF CHAOS. I'm not nervous. Who told you that? Anyway, two random Seanan Magic facts: 1. I got my first serious high school boyfriend by beating him at Magic daily for a semester. I flirt with FIREBALL. 2. My favorite plane is Duskmourn. Welcome home. Forever.
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Seanan McGuire @seananmcguire.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Quote of the episode: "Just bury me in bullfrogs and I will be your child bride." ...also at one point, I basically straight up murder Shivam. He laughed hard enough it crashed our stream.
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Seanan McGuire @seananmcguire.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
A promo sheet for the upcoming Magic novel.  Text reads: "Submit proof of preorder for STRIXHAVEN: OMENS OF CHAOS to receive an exclusive art print and a downloadable digital wallpaper."  Pictures of print and wallpaper follow.  Fine print directs you to strixhaven-omens-of-chaos.com, while supplies last, US residents, 18+.  Ends April 7th 2026."
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Seanan McGuire @seananmcguire.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Just a small reminder that you can still pre-order OMENS OF CHAOS from a store near you, and with the book out in less than a month, you won't even need to wait long for your gratification!
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G2BF @got2breakfree.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
@seananmcguire.bsky.social “Butterfly Effects” #sadbuttrue #lgbtq #loveislove
That shit has never worked. Not from the beginning to the end of time. Bullying your queer kid isn't going to get you a straight one.
If you're lucky, it'll get you what James's dad got: a living queer kid who doesn't consider you family and will never voluntarily speak to you again.
If you're unlucky, it'll get you what so many families receive. It'll get you a dead queer kid. And yeah, dead queer kids are still queer.
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John Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
At some point we are going to have to reckon with the fact that in our society individuals taking on enormous unserviceable debt is an irresponsible vice, but finance guys taking on enormous unserviceable debt to buy media companies, then laying the suffering on the workers, is a virtue.
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Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
wow we are arriving at the exact situation every single person imagined within one second of seeing their first robot dog
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Dr. Valens Hawke @valenshawke.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
I really want some Vodka.
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Dr. Valens Hawke @valenshawke.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
That stage where I'm not sure if I'm coming out of a mental health crash or I'm just in the eye of the storm. But at least my interest in my... interests... seems to be returning. Might also coincide with me returning to working from home.
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Seanan McGuire @seananmcguire.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
At this point, I'm fuckin' ready. Bring on the zombies.
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Orctober Law @orcishlaw.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
This is amazing, but also, I've read @seananmcguire.bsky.social 's Newsflesh series, and uhh.....
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Sean Eric Fagan @kithrup.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Ok, it turns out Installment Immortality by @seananmcguire.bsky.social is on US ebook sale for $3, so here are 5 US #KindleBookGiveaway copies for free. This is book 14, so you *MUST* read the earlier books, so it's not a normal giveaway.
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Seanan McGuire @seananmcguire.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
The horrors persist, but so must I. And my persistence means making sure people know about my job so I can feed the cats, pay the mortgage, and help support the causes I believe in. With this in mind, the reprint editions of IMAGINARY NUMBERS and CALCULATED RISKS are out today!
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Seanan McGuire @seananmcguire.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Also I complain a lot about a late-game name change wrecking my ridiculous plan to write the whole thing in iambic pentameter.
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Mitch Miller ☆ 📼 @astramachina.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
"Listen to me, Paul Muad'Dib. If you REALLY wanna summon the Old Man of the Desert for some reason..."
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John Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Ep 301 of Leverage Redemption S3 had a villa in France full of evil billionaires colluding to pillage trillions in public goods who were keeping a small town activist in the basement until they could execute her led by a guy who admired Putin, and we did not, in fact, go hard enough. Apologies.
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Seanan McGuire @seananmcguire.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
When people on my side of the political fence get mad at the suggestion of parenthood, it's not the babies we're objecting to. It's the enforcement. Human beings are not livestock, and cannot be bred like same.
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 18/01/2026
Today is National Thesaurus Day. Personally, we find these made-up holidays contemptible, abhorrent, nauseating, repugnant, and unpalatable.
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Shawn Connolly @divinecoffeebinge.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
I feel like I need to track this down and then take a very expensive trip to the dispensary That, or I need to make @seananmcguire.bsky.social never listens to it so it doesn’t prompt another two or three books
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Seanan McGuire @seananmcguire.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
LEVERAGE seemed like a silly little show about crime, but it was so much more than. Brilliant writing and execution, @johnrogers.bsky.social at his best, and a cast that must have required a few sold souls. The finale was perfect. So was everything else.
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a woman laying on a bed with a quote that says sometimes bad guys are the only good guys you get
ALT: a woman laying on a bed with a quote that says sometimes bad guys are the only good guys you get
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The Onion @theonion.com · 08/01/2026
Insecure, Frustrated Bully With Something To Prove Considering Career In Law Enforcement theonion.com/insecure-frustrated-bu…
Insecure, Frustrated Bully With Something To Prove Considering Career In Law Enforcement
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Seanan McGuire @seananmcguire.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Anyway, please buy my book from a bookstore near you. Or a bookstore near me, some of which have or will have signed copies: www.brickandmortarbooks.com/item/MWp_c1q...
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Through Gates of Garnet and Gold by Seanan McGuire | Brick and Mortar Books
A LibraryReads Hall of Fame Selection!A fan-favorite character returns in this action-packed installment of the Hugo Award-winning Wayward Children series.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/01/2026
Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession
Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession
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Seanan McGuire @seananmcguire.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
There's one death that still gets me hate mail, and the book came out in 2010.
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Dr. Valens Hawke @valenshawke.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Me: That was a great weekene, hanging out with the lads at the convention. Brain, playing the JAWS theme: Would be a real shame if you- Me: Can you not? Brain: Of course not, I only work here. Enjoy the soul-crushing depression! Me: Asshole.
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Seanan McGuire @seananmcguire.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
2) Pre-order OMENS OF CHAOS, as I continue my campaign to get this return to Magic the Gathering print fiction onto the bestseller lists and baffle everyone who says Magic novels are dead.
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Dr. Valens Hawke @valenshawke.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
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Seanan McGuire @seananmcguire.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
This just in: most women (most people, really, but most women for sure) don't want to be chums with people who try to literally murder them and their co-workers.
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Seanan McGuire @seananmcguire.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
I think you're right. But a lie unchallenged is too often a lie believed.
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Seanan McGuire @seananmcguire.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
There is no thaw without the freeze. The ferryman will have his fees, So light your lamps and keep them bright Against the cold and longest night. For this we know: the fire burns. The winter dies. The sun returns. And all if we stand, and if we fight, We can survive the longest night.
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Seanan McGuire @seananmcguire.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
The wheel turns; the summer ends. The light departs, the cold descends, And we are left to hold the light Against the cold and longest night. The wind that howls around the door, The tracks of snow upon the floor. Reach for your loves and hold them tight Against the cold and longest night.
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Seanan McGuire @seananmcguire.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Hey, cool. Starred review of GATES OF GARNET AND GOLD, coming distressingly soon to a bookstore near you: www.publishersweekly.com/9781250339409
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Through Gates of Garnet and Gold by Seanan McGuire
Bestseller McGuire’s breathtaking 11th novella in her Wayward Children series of interconnected portal fantasies revisits Nancy ...
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Dr. Valens Hawke @valenshawke.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Angel on Right Shoulder: Okay, during break watch one new anime and two movies a day to clear your backlog. Demon on Left Shoulder: Rewatch LEVERAGE instead. Do you see my problem?
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
WHAT THE FUCK - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELITON IN HELL WHOSE SAYIN "EVERY FUCKING DAY I WAKE UP AND CHECK THE NEWS AND ALL OF THESE MOTHER FUCKERS ARE STILL ALIVE ,SO WHAT DA FUCK" AND THERE RIGHT, I HAVE MANY MORE THOUGHT'S ON THIS AT patreon.com/dasharez0ne , NOT EVERY THING CAN BE POSTED IN PUBLIC - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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