count vakula 𖤐 @vak.gg · 23hwhen you need to feed upon some remains, divvy me up between your teeth 060
count vakula 𖤐 @vak.gg · 16/09/2026effective immediately i will also be dropping from the ed sheeran tour 050
count vakula 𖤐 @vak.gg · 02/09/2026life’s like a double flusher but you only have enough water to flush once 040
Reposted by count vakula 𖤐screamysalami @squeamysalami.bsky.social · 21/08/2026"police brutality isn't that bad" "ice raids aren't happening" or maybe... hear me out now... they just aren't happening where YOU are because you live in whitey-whiteville and only watch red pilled media. wild concept i know 710827
count vakula 𖤐 @vak.gg · 18/08/2026pixar is making a family friendly horror film, my 2 personalities are mixing and idk what to do about it 040
Reposted by count vakula 𖤐screamysalami @squeamysalami.bsky.social · 13/08/2026hey users of twitch, they have implemented training for generative AI that is automatically opted in. make sure you turn it off channel settings > security and privacy > training for generative ai 2286
count vakula 𖤐 @vak.gg · 11/08/2026my version of hell will just be people stopping in the middle of an isle 030
Reposted by count vakula 𖤐screamysalami @squeamysalami.bsky.social · 07/08/2026hey so like my birthday is on Monday, but why celebrate on a Monday when I can on a Friday instead... for 12 hours www.twitch.tv/squeamysalami 10424
count vakula 𖤐 @vak.gg · 04/08/2026i just got a memory that i bought my bike 6 years ago. i’m buying one tomorrow now because it’s been too long 030
count vakula 𖤐 @vak.gg · 30/07/2026This is a suuuuuuper long shot but if anyone is going to Gen Con in Indianapolis this weekend, I have a trade deal for you 030
count vakula 𖤐 @vak.gg · 30/07/2026dawn dish soap gotta have a spot on the periodic table at this point 050
count vakula 𖤐 @vak.gg · 26/07/2026bro stop giving me yt ads to code an app with ai, if i wanted to do so i'd actually use my brain and learn to 031
count vakula 𖤐 @vak.gg · 20/07/2026my partner just told me i look like franklin the turtle, i don’t know how to recover 4160
count vakula 𖤐 @vak.gg · 18/07/2026oh yeah you like that? i whisper to my heart as i pop the tab on my 3rd energy drink 191
count vakula 𖤐 @vak.gg · 14/07/2026white people be like “hand me the aux” and play country music 1120
