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VagrantGuru @vagrantguru.bsky.social · 27m

LOL yeah like they do it in wood shop. "Is this the biggest drill bit we have??"

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VagrantGuru @vagrantguru.bsky.social · 1h

Everything but the Kubrick head tilt...

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VagrantGuru @vagrantguru.bsky.social · 1h

Funny how the same guy has no problem yelling "COMMUNISTS" all over the place.

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VagrantGuru @vagrantguru.bsky.social · 2h

Yeah, there are totally documented cases of children being missing for three days where the cops said "oh the school has them in post-op, don't worry" and then that school was NOT sued into oblivion. And the flip side is that if the parents didn't care, then shut the fuck up about it.

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VagrantGuru @vagrantguru.bsky.social · 2h

How the fuck is that a warning? Like there's some tradition being violated if Trump's name isn't on everything? If you're not in the cult, you don't care.

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VagrantGuru @vagrantguru.bsky.social · 2h

Riiiiight, the "Trump told me to do it" line still makes it Musk's responsibility, because Trump has no authority. If he didn't WANT to do it, then that implies that there was some sort of pressure to do it, which seems inescapably illegal.

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VagrantGuru @vagrantguru.bsky.social · 3h

It's the same...fucking...question...

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VagrantGuru @vagrantguru.bsky.social · 3h

Big dirty balls done dirt cheap?

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VagrantGuru @vagrantguru.bsky.social · 3h

Welllll that doesn't sound like a call for violence or anything. Jesus wept.

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VagrantGuru @vagrantguru.bsky.social · 4h

Because it's treason to reveal information that's inconvenient to the president.

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VagrantGuru @vagrantguru.bsky.social · 4h

You would think that legal experts could say "if you can't provide evidence that you're a lawyer, then you're not a fucking lawyer".

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VagrantGuru @vagrantguru.bsky.social · 6h

You can't buy negative ads this good. Is it A) he's genuinely so dumb that he thinks public events are subject to such permission, or B) this is just an emotional meltdown and he has no control over himself? Neither is a good look.

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VagrantGuru @vagrantguru.bsky.social · 10h

If you're freaking out about your words being recorded by the media, mayyyyyybe politics isn't the right place for you!

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VagrantGuru @vagrantguru.bsky.social · 10h

I mean, as long as they WON'T need healthcare, there's no problem! And then they're not contributing to any sort of socialist pool of money that currently sick people might need! Seriously, even these people aren't this stupid. Just say you're trying to kill people and destroy healthcare.

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VagrantGuru @vagrantguru.bsky.social · 11h

As if to say, "This press conference is private!" Whaaaaat the fuuck, guy?

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VagrantGuru @vagrantguru.bsky.social · 13h

Pre-debate coaching: "Look, you got curb-stomped in the first debate, so what you need to do is to say that bigots are just misunderstood and mistreated and we need to cater to them to make them feel better about their views. That'll turn it all around."

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VagrantGuru @vagrantguru.bsky.social · 13h

It should especially prohibit actions that couldn't possibly have any bearing on the supposed problem being investigated.

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VagrantGuru @vagrantguru.bsky.social · 13h

From "only I can fix this country" to "fuck it, I'm not worried about this shit".

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VagrantGuru @vagrantguru.bsky.social · 23h

Yeahhhh it's totally your fault for recognizing that they obviously had no evidence to begin with!

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VagrantGuru @vagrantguru.bsky.social · 23h

Serious question: if she passed the bar in China, what the hell does that do for her here?

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VagrantGuru @vagrantguru.bsky.social · 23h

They feel "forgotten"...why? Because they think white people should dominate society? What, exactly, is the aspect of their being that they think is being unfairly overlooked?

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VagrantGuru @vagrantguru.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Basically the "my girlfriend lives in Canada" routine, except for an utterly unnecessary title. Absolute unforced error for zero possible benefit. Very much on brand for Trumpworld.

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VagrantGuru @vagrantguru.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Weird how global inflation was somehow Biden's fault, but tariffs and war can't possibly be factors in prices now.

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VagrantGuru @vagrantguru.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Russian computer policy: You work in Da's, or else you get introduced to Windows.

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VagrantGuru @vagrantguru.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

"But I don't wanna watch "Ishtar!!" TV:"My research shows Dustin Hoffman is a great actor. You need to compromise in this relationship." Laptop:"Hey, don't look at me! Watch the movie or I'll link up with your phone and send your search history to your mom!"

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VagrantGuru @vagrantguru.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

She was a screamer at their convention. The claim that he can't remember that itself proves dementia, if one believed it.

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VagrantGuru @vagrantguru.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

"I think she brought me coffee sometimes..."

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VagrantGuru @vagrantguru.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

It's funny because this is really all they can do.

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VagrantGuru @vagrantguru.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

He was assgazing in a totally platonic way, lib.

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VagrantGuru @vagrantguru.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

This shit would be childish even if Talarico were gay. It's even worse considering it's based on some alpha male stereotype bullshit. And a whole new level coming from a guy that runs a little funny and wears eyeliner.

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VagrantGuru @vagrantguru.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Helipads get architectural reviews? Aren't they...big circles, basically?

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VagrantGuru @vagrantguru.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

1) Alllllllmoooooost... 2) Trump "guesses" that she was his son's fiancee? Best memory ever, amirite?

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VagrantGuru @vagrantguru.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

WUT? Who is writing this script that we're all stuck in?

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VagrantGuru @vagrantguru.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Another brilliant pre-midterm move!

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VagrantGuru @vagrantguru.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Sooooo Republicans are super-energized, but they don't want to answer poll questions?

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VagrantGuru @vagrantguru.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

It's the Golden Age! As long as you scrimp and save in order to afford to live!

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VagrantGuru @vagrantguru.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

If you have to fight to keep seats in deep red states, doesn't that pretty much scream "we're in deep shit"?

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VagrantGuru @vagrantguru.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

If they haven't done anything wrong, then what's the problem?

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VagrantGuru @vagrantguru.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

"Psychotic right-wing liars are just a natural force that Democrats have to consider at all times in order to run a successful campaign!" Yeahhh I'm sure if specific left-wing activists blatantly lied about a Republican that had been sick for a week, this would totally be treated the same way.

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VagrantGuru @vagrantguru.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Does "we're firing her" really go with "she's been so wonderful and we still love her!"? I mean, normally this sort of thing is couched in "she HAS resigned, and we wish her well", hiding the whole part about being fired for corruption. Isn't it?

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VagrantGuru @vagrantguru.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Exactly my thought about Vance smearing Talarico. I wasn't advocating for same-sex marriage for years because I wanted to marry a guy. White people didn't March on Alabama because they wanted to be black. You see injustice, you speak against it. They stop being bigots, and we'll stop "obsessing"

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VagrantGuru @vagrantguru.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Because he wasn't "thinking about trans kids" before he had the flu? Even his audience has to be rolling their eyes at that one. Even if you believe that bullshit, there's no new information there. It's still not a story.

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VagrantGuru @vagrantguru.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Or maybe every candidate has to comment on such issues because Republicans are obsessive bigots.

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VagrantGuru @vagrantguru.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

So yesterday, there was a ceasefire because Trump said so, and today this twit is a lawyer because Trump says so. Seeing a pattern here.

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VagrantGuru @vagrantguru.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Funny how criticizing Trump's policies or reporting inconvenient news is "treason", but allowing foreign countries to kill our Soldiers isn't.

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VagrantGuru @vagrantguru.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

"I don't believe" genuinely is code for "I know this is true but I won't admit it".

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VagrantGuru @vagrantguru.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

That is fucking fantastic. What a brilliant mockery of destructive, self-centered MAGA morons.

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VagrantGuru @vagrantguru.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Shorter MAGA:"We have to end transgengerism because everyone needs to feel safe in bathrooms and locker rooms!" Shorter Trump:"I just can't help myself! When I see a really buff guy, I gotta check out that ASS!"

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VagrantGuru @vagrantguru.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Attn: Talarico campaign "I have a beautiful girlfriend, and Trump is ogling Husted's ass. Who's the queer one, again?"

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