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Vagina Devil Magic | Lisa Lee Curtis

@vaginadevilmagic.bsky.social
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Author and internet loudmouth: I am a meat popsicle

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Vagina Devil Magic | Lisa Lee Curtis @vaginadevilmagic.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
BREAKING NEWS: Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton has facilitated the arrest of midwife Maria Margarita Rojas, charging her with providing "illegal abortions." She faces up to 20 years in prison. Read more here: www.gofundme.com/f/stand-with...
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Vagina Devil Magic | Lisa Lee Curtis @vaginadevilmagic.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
I posted a silly "tease" story on Facebook yesterday (more context in the link). And this time, people were all: PLEASE JUST FUCKING WRITE THE REST OF THE STORY. So I did. lisaleecurtis.substack.com/p/she-purrs-... If you need a therapist after reading this, well, that's on you. XO
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She Purrs (the rest of the story)
Ssssss, you...you take my breath awaaaaay...
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
First they came for the Palestinian protestor and I said “hey you Nazi fucks, you’re being Nazis, everyone else we need to shut these motherfuckers down RIGHT now” because I actually paid attention to the poem
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Elon’s estranged daughter has re-entered the chat
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
When Elon Musk’s Son Wants A Hug
6 panel comic

Panel 1: Elon Musk is typing cry-laugh emojis into his phone. His small son stands behind him, arms in the air, desperate for a tiny shred of genuine affection 
Son: Hug

Panel 2: Continuation of Panel 1. Once again, Musk’s son begs his father for a hug

Panel 3: Seeing his father is still not responding to his pleas, Lil X shouts: SHOOTER

Panels 4-6: Musk holding his son in various positions to shield himself from potential gunshots
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Vagina Devil Magic | Lisa Lee Curtis @vaginadevilmagic.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
THE NEW CALENDAR’S HERE! Substack: lisaleecurtis.substack.com/p/the-new-ca... - OR - Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/new-ca... This article is one of the free ones because like . . . THE NEW CALENDAR’S HERE!
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Vagina Devil Magic | Lisa Lee Curtis @vaginadevilmagic.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
I have gotten multiple restrictions on FB over the last decade for posting this. Please tell me Bluesky is ok with "bullying" Hitler.
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Vagina Devil Magic | Lisa Lee Curtis @vaginadevilmagic.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
*clears throat* 🎼 . . . all my moisture is gone, I'm a tumbleweed down there. My vagina is tumblin in the wiiiiiind. 🎶 www.threads.net/@chasingoz/p...
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Vagina Devil Magic | Lisa Lee Curtis @vaginadevilmagic.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Before you clickity clack on that keyboard...you should probably ask yourself: Am I - a person who is about to laugh react a post about behaviors and corresponding actions that have harmed people - a piece of shit?" lisaleecurtis.substack.com/p/are-you-a-...
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Claire @costaricaclaire.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
This is what a true champion and supporter looks like. Thank you, Bishop Budde! #transgender #lgbtq #lgbtqia #compassion #empathy #kindness #champion #supporter
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Vagina Devil Magic | Lisa Lee Curtis @vaginadevilmagic.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
I had a weird dream where someone came to a book signing and wanted a cocktail. That's the short version. The longer version is here because it involved video and pictures and my desire to post it here: lisaleecurtis.substack.com/p/filling-dr... I'm not taking anymore drink orders tonight. 🥴🍸
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Vagina Devil Magic | Lisa Lee Curtis @vaginadevilmagic.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Born on this day in 1922 - if there WAS a god, she would have been 103 today! Read more about Queen Betty White and so many others in Brief Biographies of Badass Bitches. Volume I 📚 www.books2read.com/badassbitches Volume II 📚 www.books2read.com/badassbitches2
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Vagina Devil Magic | Lisa Lee Curtis @vaginadevilmagic.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Thanks, @colin-dawny.bsky.social. ❤️
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Vagina Devil Magic | Lisa Lee Curtis @vaginadevilmagic.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Friends in Southern California: How are you all faring up there? I'm seeing all the increasingly horrific reports of these wildfires where you're at and I'm worried for those of you that I know are in the affected region. XO
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 11/12/2024
Fascinating video on Steam trends, especially these statistics- of all the games released in Steam in 2024, just 2.5% had the "LBGTQ+" tag and 7% had the "female protagonist" tag. This is supposedly the political trend that's overwhelming and destroying gaming. youtu.be/qiNv3qv-YbU?...
Graph showing a trend of steam games with the "LBGTQ+" tagGraph showing a trend of steam games with the "female protagonist" tag
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Vagina Devil Magic | Lisa Lee Curtis @vaginadevilmagic.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
𝕊𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕗𝕖𝕝𝕕, ℂ𝕙𝕣𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕞𝕒𝕤 ℙ𝕒𝕣𝕥𝕚𝕖𝕤, 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕌𝕟𝕤𝕠𝕝𝕚𝕔𝕚𝕥𝕖𝕕 𝔻𝕚𝕔𝕜 (ℙ𝕒𝕣𝕥 𝟙 𝕠𝕗 𝟚) SUBSTACK: lisaleecurtis.substack.com/.../seinfeld.... -OR- Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/118360... It's free to read, but paid subscriptions are what keeps the machine that is me running and books about badass women published. XO
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Vagina Devil Magic | Lisa Lee Curtis @vaginadevilmagic.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Volume I: www.books2read.com/badassbitches Volume II: www.books2read.com/badassbitches2 XOXO
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Vagina Devil Magic | Lisa Lee Curtis @vaginadevilmagic.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
𝕐𝕖𝕤, 𝕍𝕚𝕣𝕘𝕚𝕟𝕚𝕒. 𝕎𝕖 𝔻𝕆 𝕖𝕒𝕥 𝕒𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕓𝕦𝕗𝕗𝕖𝕥 𝕒𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕥𝕣𝕚𝕡 𝕔𝕝𝕦𝕓. “But I’m eating tho...the seats at the rack are the only open seats.” Cool. Get your money out. You’re tipping her. “I’ll just tell her that I’m only up there to eat, she’ll unders...“ NO. lisaleecurtis.substack.com/p/yes-virgin...
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Vagina Devil Magic | Lisa Lee Curtis @vaginadevilmagic.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
lisaleecurtis.substack.com/p/modern-gyn...
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Vagina Devil Magic | Lisa Lee Curtis @vaginadevilmagic.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Given the name Claudine at the hospital in Nice, France on December 15th, 1973, she became world-renowned yet woefully underrated, known as “the bad girl," and a rebel, though she prefers the word “fearless,” in one of the wh*test sports there is - figure skating. www.lisaleecurtis.com/books 📚
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Vagina Devil Magic | Lisa Lee Curtis @vaginadevilmagic.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Good morning, Sinners. What's your soundtrack for this beautiful Sunday morning? I fell backward into a wormhole to the late 90s, which isn't unusual for me. spotify.link/jS0hvOJBlPb Go nuts if and join the whole "Spotify Jam" if you're into time warps and Gregorian chants.
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Vagina Devil Magic | Lisa Lee Curtis @vaginadevilmagic.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Reason #972 I love living in Costa Rica. We get our coffee from the same dude we get our weed from. He also builds houses. He wears all the hats. Fuck your tariffs, you nasty, orange, smegma-scented shitgoblin. ☕
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Vagina Devil Magic | Lisa Lee Curtis @vaginadevilmagic.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
“If my life wasn't funny it would just be true, and that is unacceptable.” - Carrie Fisher ------------------------------- SUBSTACK: lisaleecurtis.substack.com/p/if-my-life... - OR - PATREON: www.patreon.com/posts/93119646 There are pictures, there's humor, there's cannibalism (of sorts). 🙃
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If my life wasn't funny . . .
This is a piece from last year that came up on my FB memories - I've decided to reshare it here becuase it's fuckin weird - some good, some bad, some "what the actual fuuuuuck .
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Vagina Devil Magic | Lisa Lee Curtis @vaginadevilmagic.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
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a woman is peeking out from behind a door .
ALT: a woman is peeking out from behind a door .
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Vagina Devil Magic | Lisa Lee Curtis @vaginadevilmagic.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
Hi, all. I'm not active here, but this could change. *gestures at fuckin everything* XO
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Vagina Devil Magic | Lisa Lee Curtis @vaginadevilmagic.bsky.social · 24/05/2024
🤘🏻
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Vagina Devil Magic | Lisa Lee Curtis @vaginadevilmagic.bsky.social · 01/03/2024
lisaleecurtis.substack.com/p/lindy
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Vagina Devil Magic | Lisa Lee Curtis @vaginadevilmagic.bsky.social · 01/01/2024
lisaleecurtis.substack.com/p/happy-fuck...
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Vagina Devil Magic | Lisa Lee Curtis @vaginadevilmagic.bsky.social · 07/12/2023
Do you ever feel like you're being watched?
Author Lisa Lee Curtis enjoying her morning coffee with her 9 year old mastiff, Harley, gazing upon her.
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Vagina Devil Magic | Lisa Lee Curtis @vaginadevilmagic.bsky.social · 05/12/2023
Volume I and Volume II are both available everywhere you can buy books (if your local store doesn't have it yet, they can order it through Ingram!) in eBook, Paperback, and Hardcover. Amazon/Kindle: Vol 1 amzn.to/47ELfcw Vol. 2 amzn.to/3T6XdXY Go to: www.lisaleecurtis.com/books for more. XO
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Vagina Devil Magic | Lisa Lee Curtis @vaginadevilmagic.bsky.social · 02/09/2023
Are you alive? Prove it.
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Battlestar Galactica | Opening Scene
A look back to how it all began. The Cylons return in a new form after years from being absent. Watch full episodes of Battlestar Galactica on Google Play: h...
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