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Espi!

@v0rtex-spl.bsky.social
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Former Comp Splatoon Player, Valorant enjoyer (unfortunately), Splatana Wiper my beloved

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Espi! @v0rtex-spl.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Holy fuck splatoon community, yall need to grow up like wth
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Espi! @v0rtex-spl.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
New zooka nerf unmentioned in patch notes, popping zooka causes a 1 in 5 random chance of zooka doing no damage and causing you to immediately disconnect, I'm very interested to see how this affects top level comps and strategies moving foward. #compsplatoon #splatoon3 #WiperCantGetAWinistg
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Espi! @v0rtex-spl.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Currently charging my phone on a gas station slots machine that is being used by the guy next to me
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Espi! @v0rtex-spl.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
The world isn't ready for what I'm about to do with Splatoon mouse controls... this is what I've been grinding Valorant for over the past 3 years...
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Echo @starry-echo.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Hey all! LUTI hype is building right now, which is great! But I wanted to give some insight into why it may not be the best tourney for EVERY team/player to join right now. Please share this around! #compsplatoon docs.google.com/document/d/1...
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What to Consider when Signing Up for LUTI Season 16
LUTI Considerations Before Signups LUTI Season 16 has just been announced and has kindled a new fervor, as players of all levels group up to be seeded into (and perhaps win) their division. While LU...
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Espi! @v0rtex-spl.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
people of bluesky, of comp splatoon, I am currently in a debate with someone about the role of a bamboo. I need everyone's opinions. is bamboo a: MIDLINE or BACKLINE #compsplatoon
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Espi! @v0rtex-spl.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
yeah my x powers for this season are cooked
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Espi! @v0rtex-spl.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
i love winning 4/5 tower placements in jp x and placing in 1991.2 ...
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Espi! @v0rtex-spl.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Hi All! Making a statement today regarding this: bsky.app/profile/autu... First off, I have been crashing the fuck out for the past few days over this. I have been holding back, AND AM ACTIVELY STILL HOLDING BACK, from making posts over this topic.
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Autumnal 🍂 @autumnaleqnx.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
As captain of "Guess What!?", I'd like to share a document regarding Lila's claims. If you've seen posts mentioning me or our team, please give this a read. If you have zero context, sorry that this became bigger than expected. docs.google.com/document/d/1... #compsplatoon @lilalychi.bsky.social
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Guess What Statement
Statement by “Guess What!?” Written by Autumnal Equinox, last edited 5:45pm CST 2024-12-19 TW: mentions of sexual harassment Personal Summary Autumnal This summary is the opinion of me, Autumnal Equin...
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Mugsy @mugsyyy.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Hey I’m Mugsy, the minor in question [16], originally I wasn’t gonna speak until the document was posted but the way @lilalychi is handling this whole situation is honestly ridiculous.
@lilalychi making a post that reads, “For context- the captain & coach for Guess What!?” Have reached out to me asking to remove this post. I won’t be” they then claim that we consistently misgendered them And alluded they aren’t a full member and accusing us of editing messages after seeing their post  in an immature way and making sure that readers “be aware” of working with the captain and the team.
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Espi! @v0rtex-spl.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
I feel so squelcha!
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Espi! @v0rtex-spl.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
CHAT... I JUST GOT GOLD BANNER... ON MY FIRST ROLL OF THE NEW SEASON... WTF THIS IS WHY I GAMBLE... PROVING THE HATERS OUT HERE WRONG GAMBLING IS GOOD GO SPEND YOUR MONEY YOUNG ONES GO GO GO
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Espi! @v0rtex-spl.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
if I could press left on the d pad to say "PAINT THE FUCKING ZONE YOU BUMBLING IDIOTS" i would #splatoon3 #compsplatoon
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Espi! @v0rtex-spl.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
as a kid, I yearned for the mines (@hspl.bsky.social what are you cooking)
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Espi! @v0rtex-spl.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
3rd in SOS hammerhead bracket? Let's go? Good result w? #compsplatoon
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Espi! @v0rtex-spl.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
HOLY WHAT... I FEEL LIKE AN ACCOMPLISHED WIPER PLAYER NOW... TYSM @wiperpropaganda.bsky.social #compsplatoon
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Espi! @v0rtex-spl.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
You know you're broke as hell when you get a dr pepper for lunch 😭
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Espi! @v0rtex-spl.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
if i had a nickel for every time i had a nickel i would spend it
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Espi! @v0rtex-spl.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
yo if anyone knows zechrad can yall ping tf outta them they are NOT showing up for this sq set and we got 3 mins left til other team takes set😭
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Espi! @v0rtex-spl.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
Attending one of my college classes for the first time in 2 weeks, am I cooked?
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Espi! @v0rtex-spl.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
Just came over from twitter, screw that place, time to make some banger twee- wait.
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