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UzamakiJ

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UzamakiJ @uzamakij.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Damn you Ted Lasso..... DAMN YOU 😭😭
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UzamakiJ @uzamakij.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just got a call that my twin just welcomed my newest little niece to the world. I'm such a happy Uncle that the newest little one to the family is here and is a healthy bundle of joy. I cannot wait to meet her and give them all the love as i did with my other nieces and nephews
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UzamakiJ @uzamakij.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Happy 39th Anniversary Star Trek: The Next Generation
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UzamakiJ @uzamakij.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hell fuck yeah! Yosh Studios made a Tequila Gundam wearable cosplay helmet!!!
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UzamakiJ @uzamakij.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Tis the seasonal time
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I Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 22/09/2026
“Garces Perez said he was making a DoorDash delivery Sunday when an unmarked black vehicle began pursuing him on Anderson Lane in North Austin. He said the vehicle did not activate its emergency lights or otherwise identify itself before striking his car.”
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After ICE shooting, Austin man and DHS tell sharply different accounts
Wilber Rafael Garces Perez said ICE agents sideswiped his car before shooting him. His attorney says video supports his account and seeks to block his removal.
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UzamakiJ @uzamakij.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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UzamakiJ @uzamakij.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Never forget the 21st of September
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UzamakiJ @uzamakij.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
HAPPY BATMAN DAY
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UzamakiJ @uzamakij.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Fucking loved the new Resident Evil movie. That shit was fun and loved the cinematography and the use of lighting in the movie. Also the main character is loveable and you're rooting for him the whole way through
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UzamakiJ @uzamakij.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hail to the King baby!
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UzamakiJ @uzamakij.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
On my way to see RESIDENT EVIL! I'm hearing nothing but good things about it
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GENC @genc.newgrounds.com · 18/09/2026
The King's Crown
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UzamakiJ @uzamakij.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
😂😂
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UzamakiJ @uzamakij.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Nerd mode activated! Got to visit the Gundam mural today and bought a new gundam kit
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UzamakiJ @uzamakij.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Going to need any of my Cali/LA friends to pick one up for me
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UzamakiJ @uzamakij.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
When you're at the airport and you randomly find a 5 Star DragonBall!!
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UzamakiJ @uzamakij.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
In Brightest Day In Grayish Night #lanterns
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UzamakiJ @uzamakij.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I hopeyou're hungry
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UzamakiJ @uzamakij.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Remember...Always punch a Nazi
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UzamakiJ @uzamakij.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Did you know Viggo Mortensen broke his toes on that helmet?
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UzamakiJ @uzamakij.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
FUCK YEAH
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UzamakiJ @uzamakij.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Not a lie told
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UzamakiJ @uzamakij.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Honestly thinking about getting this chonk as my first tat but with better coloring to match my skin tone and to make it pop more
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UzamakiJ @uzamakij.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Fuck the Police and Fuck the Government
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UzamakiJ @uzamakij.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Down to take on any challengers, especially you Granddad!!!
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UzamakiJ @uzamakij.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Now get the Orange one next
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UzamakiJ @uzamakij.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
To me, MY X-MEN!
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UzamakiJ @uzamakij.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Just finished the final episode of the final season of "The Bear" and talk about a perfect bittersweet season/series. Its really sad to finally close out this amazing show, but damn i loved every moment of it all
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UzamakiJ @uzamakij.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Welp fuck A24
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UzamakiJ @uzamakij.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I am officially a FIRST RESPONDER!!! Ya boy can do search and rescue and confined space rescues!!!! It's been a hell of a few weeks grinding and studying, but all that hard work payed off!
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UzamakiJ @uzamakij.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Tonight's season finale of Widow's Bay has me fiending for Season 2 already
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UzamakiJ @uzamakij.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Dun Dunnnn!
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UzamakiJ @uzamakij.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
UFC 250
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melyssa with a y @melyssawithay.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
JALEN BRUNSON AND KARL ANTHONY TOWNS OF NEW JERSEY, YOU ARE CHAMPIONS!!!!!
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UzamakiJ @uzamakij.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
New York about to party like it's GHOSTBUSTERS 2!!
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Ghostbusters II: Vigo the Carpathian
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UzamakiJ @uzamakij.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Totally called New York in 5!
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UzamakiJ @uzamakij.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Congrats to all of NEW YORK! Y'all deserved this
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UzamakiJ @uzamakij.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Knicks bout to net ya boy some CREAM if they hold on
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 13/06/2026
Just laughing at how mad they’re going to be to have to rehang all those signs that are like slavery is bad
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UzamakiJ @uzamakij.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Knicks been making my bank account look good recently and hot damn my gut been on point with these picks
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UzamakiJ @uzamakij.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
The Wu-Tang Clan destroyed the Trump curse
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Poltergeist: This House Is Clean
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Your presidential boos
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UzamakiJ @uzamakij.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Those boo's made me so happy
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pig'slaundry @pigslaundry.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Do not watch Sesame Street on Tubi with the subtitles on 😭. I swear, I didn't edit or add anything. Is it hilarious? Yes, but also, they need to fix this immediately. Absolutely incomprehensible and bad
Screenshot of Elmo next to his pet's fishbowl in Elmo's World. The subtitles say "We. Dorothy's been thinking abou and down to what’s her daughter."four birds in a cartoon from Sesame Street, with the caption reading "Oh, shit"Another Sesame Street cartoon saying "Oh shit"Screenshot of Big Bird in Hooper’s Store with live human Alan and a flying red bird. The subtitles read: "Time for the birth of terror. Me"
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UzamakiJ @uzamakij.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Watching the first episode of "Spider-Noir" and the first few mins alone is packed full of Spider-verse easter eggs and i love it
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Spider Noir Nicolas Cage Eyes Light Up
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UzamakiJ @uzamakij.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Finally was able to get my hands on the Snow White Wing Zero Gundam, metal model kit and hot damn its sexy
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UzamakiJ @uzamakij.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Too true
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UzamakiJ @uzamakij.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
The Brave Little Toaster is now on Disney+
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Brave Little Toaster Tries to Fly
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UzamakiJ @uzamakij.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I really need merch for this @pbs.org
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