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Alexi R.H.

@utilitymonstergirl.bsky.social
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I make things that are either very easy or very hard to recommend to your friends. Late 20s, if you really must. utilitymonstergirl.itch.io

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Bee, dog in the city @brodnork.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ad from Good Boy Gamer magazine in 2001
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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 24/09/2026
My Little Sister Was Kicked Out Of School Because Her Tits Were Too Big
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Valerie Halla @valeriehalla.dicot.moe · 23/09/2026
#CURSEKISSCUTE #2: Name of the Helper, Part II has finally begun! > So WHAT if Nathan Small just got his shit cursed to smithereens by the Femboy Fairy? He doesn’t have TIME for a Gender Situation right now—he’s late for his WEREWOLF ROCK BAND JOB INTERVIEW!! READ IT HERE: → www.dicot.moe/ckc-2 ←
The cover art for CURSE/KISS/CUTE #2: Name of the Helper, Part II by Valerie Halla. On the cover, a smizing wolf-eared woman looks down on the tiny skirt-wearing boy in the palms of her hands. The pouting, sparkling boy emits mars symbols in protest of his smallness and skirt-wearingness.

In the background, a quote from the woman:

“I guess I don’t know what’s going on inside your *head*, Small—but I’ll tell you what I see from out *here*. 

*I see a boy who can’t stop apologizing for wearing a skirt.* 

What’s up with that?”Character profiles from CURSE/KISS/CUTE. The text reads:

Nathan Small: A human software engineer fresh out of college and newcomer to the City of Monsters. As a matter of survival, Nathan Small navigates social situations by making himself as uninteresting as possible. This strategy has recently been complicated by a fairy’s curse that turned all his boy clothes into girly-girl girl clothes for girls.

Listen: Don’t read into this too much. In fact, don’t read anything into Nathan Small at all. If this whole skirt situation is making his heart beat funny, maybe that simply means he has a garden-variety cardiac arrhythmia. Didn’t think of that, did you?

Anyway, he has to go interview for a spot in a rock band now, so please just be cool, alright?

Rinne Alexandria “Lexie” Kamitani: Guitarist and lead singer for Dodecadendron, a punky un­der­ground rock band. Make no mis­take: Lexie Kami­tani is Kind Of A Lot. Charis­matic, laid-back, and eas­ily amused, her cool ex­te­rior be­lies a re­mark­ably in­tense in­di­vid­ual with a pro­found pas­sion for truth, love, and art. She ex­clu­sively fucks with peo­ple who Give A Shit.

Al­though born a werewolf, she spent her teenage years among hu­mans, dur­ing which time she de­vel­oped her ex­treme dis­taste for au­thor­ity. Most mon­sters don’t fit neatly into the cat­e­gories of “cis” or “trans”, but Lexie loudly self-de­scribes as a trans woman.An excerpt from CURSE/KISS/CUTE. The text reads:

“I lost a bet,” says Nathan to his assembled audience of crickets.

“I lost a *bet*,” he says again, but differently.

“I...*lost a bet*. Actually, the *truth* is, I...lost a bet. Well, see—basically—I lost a bet? *Lost* a bet. Lost a *bet*? Lost...a bet?”

He frowns.

“Oh, you lost a bet? So basically, what you’re saying is that you think wearing a skirt is sort of a, kind of a joke? You don’t get the job. In fact, I’m calling the police. *Idiot.*” He punts a stick twenty feet in the air.

He slides with his back against the wall. “All my clothes fell in a lake. Of fire? My clothes went to hell. So I had to borrow my...sister’s clothes?” He puts his palms together in prayer. “My sister, who has all my same measurements and doesn’t own a single pair of pants...and the bra straps? Um...the bra straps are...tactical?”

His ass touches down in the grass. He pleads to the moon above. “My name is Nathan Small. My name is...Natalie?” He shudders.

He thinks.

He tilts his head.

“Nathan? No, no, no. I said my name was *Nat*. Nat Small. It’s actually unisex.”

He nods, slowly.

The clouds of the moon loom overhead. He watches for a while as they silently storm.

“But the *truth* is,” he whispers, “even though I look like this...I’m actually a *boy*.”

A cricket jumps up his skirt. He shrieks.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 23/09/2026
"Tangled Journeys: Wookie/Human Relationships in the Shadow of the Galactic Empire"
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Dazey ✨ @dazey.gay · 21/09/2026
Fun Fact: All puppies have a beam attack! 💛⭐️✨🐕
Bunny puppy using a big ass Puppy Beam! beam attack
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antlers @cervine.online · 21/09/2026
draft of drawing "My dog prevents coastal flood damage - I heart my concrete tetrapod" bumper sticker in vectors
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Dizzyspells @dizzyspellss.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I added a bunch more about Floral and the world they live in! The Perpetuus Umwelt is a diverse realm with an abundance of primordial digitally based life. The umwelt actively produces and spawns these life forms to collect data for its supernormal database; failing to do so means starvation.
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Woodlouse [18+] @woodlouse.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
pegging your little brother and saying "if it makes you feel better you can pretend im dad" ok back to bed
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xenophilia @xenopavilia.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
cw for LIGHTNERS and GROOMING and ALCOHOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! got commissioned to doodle a dess/noelle piece.
Art of December Holiday and Noelle Holiday from Deltarune. They are making out. Dess is drunk, forcing her knee between Noelle's legs and grabbing one of her horns to wrench her face up. Noelle looks shocked, but her tail is wagging. A doodle to the side depicts Noelle speaking to Kris, saying 'Kris ... that Knight ... it's terrifying! but ... something about it. I can't place it. It seems so ... mature'. Kris' only dialogue options in response are 'YOU HAVE PROBLEMS FOR REAL' and 'I COULD BE DESS FOR YOU'. They do not look happy.
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Valerie Halla @valeriehalla.dicot.moe · 17/09/2026
progressive and feminist femboy content . femboy–trans girl alliance . boys gets freaked I'm the as by trans women
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Yadana @yadanathreefour.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Archetypes of girl
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Alexi R.H. @utilitymonstergirl.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Wrote up some notes on the banger @adarook666.bsky.social show tonight utilitymonstergirl.dreamwidth.org/24346.html
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𝓓𝓮𝓪𝓭𝓑𝓾𝓷𝓷𝔂~ @deceased-bunny.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I Fuck My Computer!
Ramiel the bunny gets penetrated by a living computer, a tangled mess of wires buldges through his abdomen and wiggles out of his mouth and nose. Power cables hold his arms and legs while the computer's monitor blushes a deep red. Ramiel's peen is being sounded and cum flows through the computer's wires; Art Post
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Alexi R.H. @utilitymonstergirl.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Short-circuited my brain with the thought of "mom knocks up her daughter, and gives her the maternitywear hand-me-downs from when mom was originally pregnant with her"
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Many Bugs (all dependents) @wjmuzzi.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
HEY ALL, I just finished chapter 18 of Ironheart-Rune, my action-comedy-fantasy comic about a cursed girl who wants to be a knight and her new best friend a dragon who is also a maiden. It's 48 pages and $3 until the next one is done. I hope you enjoy 💖 ironheart-rune.itch.io/ihr18
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Alexi R.H. @utilitymonstergirl.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
REPLACEABLE PARTS: THE RETURN Time and culture both churn on and coil inward. A morbid, moribund game drew attention from the worst dregs of history, then fell silent. But it's time to go back. It's been a long time. How have you been? replaceableparts.webcomic.ws
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Alexi R.H. @utilitymonstergirl.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
A tattoo design commissioned from @edith-is-dead.bsky.social and inked by @spaceghosttattoo.bsky.social, ft. my initial concept sketch
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drawring @tygrrrl.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
highly recruitable pack rat
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Woodlouse [18+] @woodlouse.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
body horror, oviposition, bad end, tf ? // "incorporation"
Help did not arrive. She is gone now. Part of an ever expanding organism. Redundant, useless organs are recycled or digested out of her body. She cannot survive without this ecosystem now. She has been reduced to a parasite. Incubating these fetid sacks until they burst from her is the least she could do to repay the eternal life she has been granted by the host. She has drowned in xenotic alien sperm. Her mind has dulled. She can do nothing but think of the squirming, the wriggling inside her. Feeling them push up her organs and out of the gnarled appendage that she once called a penis. The pulsing. The dilation. The inverse peristaltic motion as it churns out what she can only imagine as drones that will live for hours to perform a single task. The culmination of her being in these short lived creatures. She pretends she does not mind. She pretends to have always wanted to be a mother-- or, rather, she would, if that part of her brain still remained undigested enough to think that.

It has been 200 years.
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Edith! 🔞 @edith-is-dead.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
dressing for the occasion
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Spheal Posting @sphealposting.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
duel request
spheal (picture of pokemon rumble spheal)
spheal would like to fight you for your seat on the red-eye from LAX to Newark.
weight: 87lbs
height: 2 ft 7 inches
forfeit seat / accept duel
TSA will moderate this fight. other passengers will be able to bet on the outcome. view trms
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Bee, dog in the city @brodnork.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
girls night
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Princess Pengy @princesspengy.space · 28/07/2026
new diary entry for another #toxicyurivnjam entry: kaschei, by middle sea software you know what it is they say about journeys and destinations. but what happens if the destination never arrives? is it possible to wander forever? what would happen to you then? princesspengy.space/posts/2026-0...
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Strange Gaming Diaries: kaschei, by Middle Sea Software
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Alexi R.H. @utilitymonstergirl.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Searching "genitals" on e621 and nodding thoughtfully as I browse all three million results
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Alexi R.H. @utilitymonstergirl.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Displaying some art from @hotchickhell.bsky.social et al
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Alexi R.H. @utilitymonstergirl.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Ari got me some Mishima at the same thrift store where he found Dhalgren, and now I'm thinking of a crossroads meme of "you are a midcentury gay pervert with big ideas about how the world should function"
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blackle mori @blackle.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
what, this? I'm not looking at porn. this isn't porn. exhibitionism?—no, no. this drawing of a naked woman sitting on a bench in a crowded park isn't exhibitionism, it's a cry for a better world. a world where our bodies don't need to be so shamefully covered. nudity doesn't have to be sexual! huh? oh. oh I didn't notice the airplane in the background. ok yeah I see it. yeah they drew the airplane sexy. my bad. ok I'll change my desktop wallpaper...
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Alexi R.H. @utilitymonstergirl.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Jesus Christ, this is in the same Horny Sculpting weight class as Donatello's David
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Chris the Mew @crizbn.com · 21/07/2026
I think I made a wrong turn at Albuquerque, fell victim to highway hypnosis, and now I can't tell where I end and the car begins. Oh well. At least the fresh air feels nice on my windscreen. Hang on a sec... windscreen? Uh-oh. #TFTuesday (A big inanimate TF commission for LtColonelWhipper on FA~)
"Hey! Wrong Way, Silly Mini!" read the overhead sign.

After the freshly-transformed Mini skidded to a stop, it looked back up at the giant sign addressing it.

"EXIT N/A. Your Future: Object TF isn't so bad. You'll love it!" The overhead sign assured the permanently-transfigured automobile. "Regardless: even if you wanted to, you can't turn back."

"Besides; we all look way cuter as living objects!" The logo sign behind it bounced in agreement as it 'warned' passersby about the Perma-TF Area they all inhabited. "Better to be a sign than a dumb human, am I right?"
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Alexi R.H. @utilitymonstergirl.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
New page! Enter Dollgrin. replaceableparts.webcomic.ws/comics/310/#...
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Jay Axer @jayaxer.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Big Deal
Axer is sitting in tactical gear, gloves and socks with a blue top on. She is covered in bandages and looking at the viewer, surrounded by magazine cover text. The title says "it i'sn't really a big deal, right" the colours are mostly grey tones with some blue and pink colour pops
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drawring @tygrrrl.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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Bee, dog in the city @brodnork.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
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lucy @lycanlucy.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
taura
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Failprince Irina @roadkillbjsplatter.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Wine Aunt (1/4)
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eclipse @saucybun666.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
pawjob from your cat gf
drawing of a grey trans woman cat fingering her fat brown mouse transmasc boyfriend's pussy. in the second drawing is a close up of his pussy which is squirting 

the dialogue reads: "so cute! you're doing so good baby boy~"

followed by "AHHH!!"
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🔞Monster🌻 @lunarepsilon.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
cw null sex like ok freak, you do you
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Dizzyspells @dizzyspellss.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Walk Cycle
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Princess Pengy @princesspengy.space · 15/07/2026
new diary entry! despite beta reading for it and also giving a bunch of additional personal thoughts on it after beta reading for it, I STILL have even more to say about @madocactus.itch.io's C•ko•fn•ta•C this is a eulogy for all the artists left behind. princesspengy.space/posts/2026-0...
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Strange Gaming Diaries: C•ko•fn•ta•C, by Madocactus
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Ara @pasteldaemon.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Selkie... ☽ #aradraws | #commission ☾
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Bee, dog in the city @brodnork.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Hi! I'm Bee, and I make anything! 🌱 I make cool games, draw weird little creatures, edit together silly videos, and create any sort of neat project that bounces around my brain. I hope you stick around! 💛 🦕 Patreon: patreon.com/brodnork 🦐 Ko-fi: ko-fi.com/brodnork 🐝 My website: pupbeedog.world
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Alexi R.H. @utilitymonstergirl.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
the loving poly triad of Little White Cuck Ball, Little Ham Sandwich Boy, and Lil Homie Gayass
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Alexi R.H. @utilitymonstergirl.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
daughter knocking me up and calling me "mommy" with some acidic irony
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wolfie 🔜 MFF @wolfgirl420.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
puppy bus on break
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Mel Alarcon @lilstarlite.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
a subway is a kind of long dragon 🚉
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Suzi Hunter @thespherehunter.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
my favorite podcast is Castle Super Beast
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Princess Pengy @princesspengy.space · 07/07/2026
my very first visual novel, made for the second #toxicyurivnjam, is finally done. it's a short little story about meeting a robot girl at the bar and having the life slowly choked out of you princesspengy.itch.io/you-must-agr...
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YOU MUST AGREE TO CONTINUE by Princess Pengy
manufactured people can only give manufactured consent
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Bee, dog in the city @brodnork.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Also for all the new followers I got... I'm working on a different larger game too! It's a cute little metroidvania with a focus on story and characters and it has a free demo on Steam that people say is awesome if you wanna see what I'm capable of!! store.steampowered.com/app/2837590/...
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Bee, dog in the city @brodnork.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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