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Utility Nerd @utility-nerd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If not, chili & donuts.
A roadside sign for a restaurant named Roscoe's Chili and Donuts, from the movie Black Dynamite
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Utility Nerd @utility-nerd.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The polyamory confirmation panels in House of X #6.
Wolverine with arms around Scott and Jean and a six-pack of beers in his hand. Jean and Scott take some beers. Wolverine hands another one to Gorgon. Jean takes a beer, sits behind Emma, and hands it over her shoulder to Emma, who takes it and smiles.
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Utility Nerd @utility-nerd.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Cover:
The cover of the game Monster Ambulance. The title is in big scary letters across the top. An ambulance driven by some orange Stitch-looking guy catches air as it rides over a hill. A paramedic reaches out to try to save an EMT who is being held outside the back door by a giant tentacle.
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Utility Nerd @utility-nerd.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
What If...? #34
Comic book panel. What if Thor had a Swedish Accent? Thor is threatening Loki, saying Yoost You Waita, Loki! You ban getta beaten you won't forgetsk!
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Utility Nerd @utility-nerd.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I think what you're trying to say is
Classic "If it sucks hit da bricks" meme with a running skeleton.
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Utility Nerd @utility-nerd.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
The classic Stupid, Stupid Rat Creatures panel from the comic book Bone.
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Utility Nerd @utility-nerd.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Visually, the second one is better. The words track the curve of the planet. You may want to move it up so that the words don't intercept the lighter part of the atmosphere, for contrast reasons. Apologies for the messy photoshop here:
The words Pride and Prejudice and Starships next to the arc of a planet. Diane Duane's name is at the top. The subtitle says the distance is nothing when one has motives.
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Utility Nerd @utility-nerd.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
The words Extreme Heat Warning over comic book characters Prophet, Angela, Cable, and Domino. Many, many guns and pouches are visible.
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Utility Nerd @utility-nerd.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Comics character Shatterstar doing some kind of sword jump kick with the words EXTREME HEAT WARNING
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Utility Nerd @utility-nerd.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Monster Ambulance. Medical drama where you rescue monsters.
Book cover for Monster Ambulance. An ambulance zooms over a hillside. A massive tentacle emerges from the back of the ambulance, holding the EMT. The paramedic tries to rescue him.
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Utility Nerd @utility-nerd.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Still in continuity! Secret Avengers #23
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Utility Nerd @utility-nerd.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Boston area folks:
Organizing Training 101: unionize your workplace. May 9-10, Cambridge community center. For more info, https://qrco.de/bgjV1U or boston@iww.org
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Utility Nerd @utility-nerd.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
These new upscaling tools are amazing you guys.
Left side: Mario meeting Princess Peach in Super Mario Brothers (NES). Right side: Same but Peach's face has been replaced by the face from the DLSS-5-altered Resident Evil Requiem screenshot.
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Utility Nerd @utility-nerd.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Also, tangentially related:
Panel from the webcomic Oglaf: a man saying "I don't want an open relationship. I worry that raccoons will get in."
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Utility Nerd @utility-nerd.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Here's one from Sorcerously Advanced.
A highly stylized diagram showing alliances and enmities between various civilizations in the RPG Sorcerously Advanced.
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Utility Nerd @utility-nerd.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Done.
The Console Story Cycle from the RPG Console. There's a loop from travel to local interactions to plot to boss fight and back to travel, with sub-loops and reversals possible.
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Utility Nerd @utility-nerd.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Hawkeye, Wolverine, and Spider-man have defeated some AIM agents. One of them incorrectly chants We! Are! the Ninety-Nine Percent! as a Shield agent tells them to shut up. Also Wolverine makes a Mel Hein reference.
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Utility Nerd @utility-nerd.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
There are many things that could also go here. But man do I miss Enigmo.
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Utility Nerd @utility-nerd.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
A classic line from Pokemon. Hi! I like shorts! They're comfy and easy to wear!
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Utility Nerd @utility-nerd.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Allow me to introduce the Pelagials, sea-dwelling Blanka-looking merfolk from Exalted.
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Utility Nerd @utility-nerd.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
@wtyppod.bsky.social Found this in Ottawa, thought you might appreciate it.
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Utility Nerd @utility-nerd.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
The Incredible Herc (sic) comic had the best sound effects, including "Chakakhan!" for breaking through a wall, and this perfect panel:
Hercules dressed as Thor, giving an actual purple nurple to Thor dressed as Hercules.
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Utility Nerd @utility-nerd.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
I have heard this moment described as one that moved every woman two notches on the Kinsey scale.
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Utility Nerd @utility-nerd.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Sigh. No problem, {charity_data~name}. No problem.
Screenshot of "Thank you for your year-end gift, {user_data~First Name}"
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Utility Nerd @utility-nerd.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
"You'll be visited by three spirits" the three spirits:
The Powerpuff Girls
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Utility Nerd @utility-nerd.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
XKCD's Compiling strip #303 but it's about AWS outages instead
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Utility Nerd @utility-nerd.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
If you see this, post a bridge
A train bridge with massive concrete counterweights
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Utility Nerd @utility-nerd.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
World's Best CSS Developer trophy, with misaligned trophy pieces and overflowing text. This version is 3d printed.
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Utility Nerd @utility-nerd.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
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Utility Nerd @utility-nerd.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Some sites need juuuust a little more testing or planning, you know?
The form that would give you the customer service number is broken, and it tells you to call customer service if you need help.
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Utility Nerd @utility-nerd.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Sometimes my timeline just... lines up, you know? @bodegacats.bsky.social @swiftonsecurity.com
Top post, by SwiftOnSecurity, has Taylor Swift and animated Spider-Man looking downward from the top of a building with the words Do you see this shit Taylor Swift? Bottom post, by Bodega Cats, has a cat looking upward with its mouth open and fangs showing.
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Utility Nerd @utility-nerd.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Saw my games in the wild today! Thank you to @millenniumgames.bsky.social for carrying them and @ipr.bsky.social for making it possible. I signed them for the store.
Monster Ambulance amongst other gamesSorcerously Advanced cleverly hiding
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Utility Nerd @utility-nerd.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
But what if your game is also just smoking the heavy shit?
Front of the Sorcerously Advanced character sheet, with lots of bubbles and purple swirls.Front of the Sorcerously Advanced character sheet, with additional bubbles and purple swirls.
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Utility Nerd @utility-nerd.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Sometimes my timeline just comes out perfect.
RiffTrax post followed by AltCDC post about Bird Flu
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Utility Nerd @utility-nerd.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
LOOK, KID, WHOEVER RULES A NATION IS JUST WHOEVER MOST PEOPLE BELIEVE RULES A NATION, OR AT LEAST ENOUCH PEOPLE AGREE WHO CAN VIOLENTLY SUPPRESS THOSE WHO DON'T.
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Utility Nerd @utility-nerd.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
You know, sometimes my timeline just lines up right.
Top image: Elon Musk with a headline about his "Fork in the Road" e-mails going out to permanently appointed judges. Bottom image is from Effin' Birds, saying Listen Closely While I Tell You To Fuck Off.
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Utility Nerd @utility-nerd.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Current food experiment: candied Buddha's Hand.
A Buddha's Hand fruit, which looks like if a lemon and an octopus had babies.The Buddha's Hand sliced up into its individual tentacles.The tentacles packed in granulated sugar, in a plastic container in my refrigerator.
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Utility Nerd @utility-nerd.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
2. Tenra Bansho Zero. Imagine if Rifts had good rules. Like *really* good ones. You can only grow in power by changing your character's beliefs and relationships. Also you can play a monk, a magic ninja, a worm-invested healer, and a soul trapped in a mirror in a mecha all in the same group.
A sword blade-down in the sand. Japanese calligraphy bright red in the background. The sunset sky.
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Utility Nerd @utility-nerd.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
1: Everway. Everway is the Velvet Underground of RPGs. It didn't sell a ton of copies, but everyone who played it wrote a game. I have the boxed set on my shelf and the newer edition on my hard drive (where most of my new games go). I will wax rhapsodic about this game at the first request.
The cover of Everway Silver Anniversary edition: a dark-skinned woman knight wearing a tabbard and carrying swords. The background is a red sun on a white sky.
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