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Stand by this too, another team outrunning us by a significant distance- 5K this time.

I think I’ve seen this film before…

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30 mins in and we’ve finally started playing with a bit of intensity. Previous matches tells me it won’t last, but here’s to hoping.

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Mazza @usuallybaffled.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Our lack of fitness is so embarrassing, United players should not just be strolling around the pitch when questions are being asked of them. That is a Carrick problem.

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Couple of very good chances for Rashy, may be if he had a goal under his belt already he scores them. In other news Kobbie Mainoo is such a special player, his ability to find a pass in the tightest spaces when it looks like there’s nothing on is top drawer. So underrated.

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Mazza @usuallybaffled.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

"Removing toxic people from your life is not an act of cruelty. It is an act of self-care." And this team are toxic AF. Thankfully my sons u12s team haven’t lost a game so far, conceded 1 and scored 13, only played 3 in but at least they know how to grind out results… score goals… and defend.

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Mazza @usuallybaffled.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I take back everything I said about Dalot coming good last season, man’s been dire in this game and was dire against City. What does he even bring to the table.

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I just can’t with this team any more. We were so good until the red card, then we did what we always do and invited on the pressure.

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That all stemmed from a criminally poor header by Dorgu

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Jeez Dalot, you just about won me over last season now you’re undoing all of that hard work.

We’ve got to keep up with the intensity we started with, especially now they’re down to 10. Let’s bag a goal in the first half.

Very concerned about the future of United Women’s team. We lost so many players over the summer and whilst a few replacements were brought in, we were already massively lacking in depth. The lack of goals is a worry. But hey, new manager, may be things will turn around 👀

Mazza @usuallybaffled.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Man, we’re defensively shakey, but we’re a lovely attacking team to watch. Love it.

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Mazza @usuallybaffled.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

What a pathetic team man, Lammens watched that go in, but who’s closing him down and stopping the shot, ffs.

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Mazza @usuallybaffled.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Watching the old home town, Lincoln City, hoping former United youngster Ethan Wheatley gets a run out.

Mazza @usuallybaffled.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Arsenal used to play exciting football man, now it’s so sterile and boring, shame it won them a league really.

Mazza @usuallybaffled.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

I think Kobbie has been excellent today.

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Mazza @usuallybaffled.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Bruno Magnifico Fernandes 🎩 🪄

Mazza @usuallybaffled.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

I’ll be boarding a plane to Turkey during the second half of United’s opening game next week, intend on watching the first half in the airport but I really hope I land to some good news 😬 #united

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Mazza @usuallybaffled.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Dunno how I feel about Skinner’s departure. On the one hand I do think he’s taken United as far as he could. On the other, I think what he achieved with such limited squad depth and investment, losing a lot off seriously big players over the last couple of seasons needs to be respected. #MUFCWOMEN

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Mazza @usuallybaffled.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Tbf I always assumed Heaton’s contract was extended for the vibes (and mainly experience) he brings, but he’s done very well in this match.

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Mazza @usuallybaffled.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Fellow United fans. I am fairly concerned around the lack of movement both in and out of the club. Surely there is a statement signing to come.

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Mazza @usuallybaffled.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Vamossssssss 🇪🇸 🇪🇸 🇪🇸 football beat thuggery today.

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Mazza @usuallybaffled.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Park the bus tactics against a team like Argentina should be a criminal offence, with an automatic sentence of 15 years.

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Mazza @usuallybaffled.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

I’ve said it so many times during the whole run that France have had, until tonight, they hadn’t faced anyone that’ll test them. I think England will beat Argentina tomorrow (unless it is genuinely a fix) and I think England are capable of beating this Spain team.

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Mazza @usuallybaffled.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

In case I haven’t articulated it before, I really really REALLY hate Argentina

Mazza @usuallybaffled.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah nah HEY JUDE

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Mazza @usuallybaffled.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Bellingham is a special player

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Mazza @usuallybaffled.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

I really really REALLY hate Alexis MacAllister, he’s a right cheating little jerk and I hope he’s off home today.

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Mazza @usuallybaffled.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

So glad I let the boy get up for that, what a game, what a performance, every single player in the pitch gave everything. Pickford and Bellingham were absolutely class.

Mazza @usuallybaffled.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

This pen feels like a fix for neymar to get his final WC goal.

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Mazza @usuallybaffled.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Read an interesting comment the other day, suggesting Brazil’s lack of success in recent years is the lack of Favela kids, that golden generation of the early 00’s had the majority of the starting 11 brought up in the favela’s or poverty, whereas most of this team are from fairly wealthy backgrounds

Erik Ten Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Reposted by Mazza

Paraguay's tactics vs France.

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Mazza @usuallybaffled.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Wtf have I just witnessed. So glad I stayed up for this.

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Mazza @usuallybaffled.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Credit to Cape Verde, they cannot be accused of parking the bus, even before they were a goal down, they played football. Good for them.

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Mazza @usuallybaffled.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Next match is at 1am, do I wake the 11yo up to watch or do I leave him in bed. Decisions decisions.

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Mazza @usuallybaffled.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

We’re all Sweden aren’t we 😆

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Mazza @usuallybaffled.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Can a below par Germany pull off a classic Germany penalty shootout.

Mazza @usuallybaffled.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Japan look class, well organised, not afraid to attack. That being said, Brazil have a knack of scoring when they look down and out.

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Mazza @usuallybaffled.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Rashford was our best attacking player and he only played 10 mins 🫠

Mazza @usuallybaffled.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

I’d be fuming if I was Amad. He’s set up 3 absolute sitters and none have been converted. Hope Côte d’Ivoire don’t end up regretting them.

Mazza @usuallybaffled.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Thought the Netherlands v Sweden game would be tighter than this, that being said, conceding pretty much the exact same goal 3x and not learning from the former 2 is criminal.