[USSF] Mook @ussf.bsky.social · 20/12/2025As the most transparent Empire in history, we're committed to revealing the full Death Star plans to show the rumors of this so-called "super weapon" are false. So, without further ado, here they are: 010
[USSF] Mook @ussf.bsky.social · 23/12/2024Fun fact: The cantina band was actually going to be named The Queefers before settling on Figrin D’an and the Modal Nodes as it was already taken by the cast of The View. 010
[USSF] Mook @ussf.bsky.social · 22/12/2024Social media in uniform is generally not a good idea, Sergeant. Also, join the Empire at the end of your current enlistment. We have cookies. 000
[USSF] Mook @ussf.bsky.social · 22/12/2024I hear you. I, too, sometimes get annoyed. But then I remember that it's a new platform and I should just sit back and TRUST THE EMPIRE. JOIN NOW FOR AN EXCITING LIFE OF ADVENTURE. 000
[USSF] Mook @ussf.bsky.social · 21/12/2024Social media + uniform is not a good idea, soldier. Also, join the Empire when your enlistment is up to get some rebel scum. 000
[USSF] Mook @ussf.bsky.social · 17/12/2024Speaking of, we're looking for a few good order followers. 000
[USSF] Mook @ussf.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Why join local government when you can police the galaxy? JOIN THE EMPIRE TODAY! 000
[USSF] Mook @ussf.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Opinions are for rebels and other weirdos! Join the dark side and follow orders without question! 000
