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Usman-Smith @usmansmith.bsky.social · 8h

DEATH was whistling "Busy night as usual, another of the preachers for profit collected too, they always seem shocked that it's not how they said it would end" WAR smiled "Well that one's post apocalyptic leanings did echo our own Har Megiddo plans" DEATH sighed "Money & Sex undo any good they did"

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Usman-Smith @usmansmith.bsky.social · 15h

I do have a mental image of thousands of testosterone fuelled troops coming home on leave & adding to Americas awful gun deaths as they are unable to adjust to the America Trump has gifted them. Fuel pump gun battles, grocery shop shootouts, the drugs are not on/off switches

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Max B 💙 🔶 🇺🇦 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 @maxbrockbank.com · 05/10/2026

Standing up to the balaclava nonces. Inspiring.

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Usman-Smith @usmansmith.bsky.social · 15h

DEATH put on the headphones humming "Jesus & his lawyer, are coming back, these help block out all the screaming & pleading while I work" WAR looked surprised "I thought you enjoyed work" DEATH did a jig "I do, but after millennia I have heard it all, before I sputter out, life is hard, & so am I"

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Usman-Smith @usmansmith.bsky.social · 15h

Dubai Chocolate softens the brain in large doses.

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Usman-Smith @usmansmith.bsky.social · 15h

WAR jumped up "B..B..Baby, god I love that playing as I fire up the drones, puts me in overdrive" DEATH groaned "Tell me you are not making jokes again, that never ends well, although Ride of the Valkyries worked" FAMINE crunched a taco "I love the smell of napalm but Paint it Black hits harder"

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Usman-Smith @usmansmith.bsky.social · 16h

WAR shimmied "Another man in black I recall, Orbison, a favourite" DEATH sighed "Or Lauder or Dion, human books & music, the only reason I enjoy my job" WAR tapped the picture frame "Painting too, love a blood soaked battle oil painting" DEATH chuckled "Fucking oil, it's fuelled a lot of your work"

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Usman-Smith @usmansmith.bsky.social · 16h

DEATH hefted the scythe & strummed air guitar "There is a house in New Orleans, they call the rising sun" The echo of that voice of pure blues pain rattled the empty whisky bottles WAR tapped a knife "If you wanna sing the blues, you gotta pay your dues" FAMINE chucked "Yummy, I love a jam session"

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Usman-Smith @usmansmith.bsky.social · 16h

DEATH stood, scythe gripped tight "They have turned murder into a production line, from histories victims into its biggest villains within the blink of an eye" FAMINE looked at the dusty graveyard "It was a city once, now another of humanity's obscene footnotes" WAR sat "Har Megiddo feels so close"

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Usman-Smith @usmansmith.bsky.social · 16h

PESTILENCE looked at the silent figure "This plague seems to be even better than the COVID one, quick to spread & kill" WAR looked at the dead soldier "Pravda, seen millions of those, but it still feels sad" DEATH sighed "Someone's son, someone's wasted life, all of humanity comes to me in the end"

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Usman-Smith @usmansmith.bsky.social · 17h

WAR looked confused "Ensuring your troops are hopped up on Testosterone creates uniformed monsters so what happens when life at home is testosterone fuelled too?" DEATH grinned "Especially in a country with more guns than condoms" WAR chuckled "Christmas leave, shopping & family meal time bloodbath"

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Usman-Smith @usmansmith.bsky.social · 20h

DEATH switched off the TV "This had better be the drugs talking, I have been riding that fucking horse for millennia reaping souls & not even a thank you" WAR grunted "I am still trying to understand why testosterone in drone flying & missile preparation so anything those meat sacks say is fantasy"

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Usman-Smith @usmansmith.bsky.social · 20h

PESTILENCE was packing a bag "Russia looks like my winter dacha base next" WAR smiled "Well China & Africa were a big success, I am sure this is no different" PESTILENCE grunted "America too, the killing of science based medicine is showing real results now" DEATH climbed onto the Pale Horse again

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Usman-Smith @usmansmith.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

My best posts have been after a surgeon has rummaged around. Gives me extra focus. I found things from my subconscious that I had long overlooked ... Prostate cancer too But now I am on the aftermath ..

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Usman-Smith @usmansmith.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I won't say it's not crossed my mind, but then I go for a walk. Rage, rage against the lying of the right.

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Usman-Smith @usmansmith.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Winter. 25c warm & dry. Gozo delivers. Cliffs near Sannat.

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Usman-Smith @usmansmith.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I recall the shift of building control council inspections onto the insurance backed private sector. We went from building it right to having insurance to fix it later You cannot fix death & injury. The cost of a life? Calculations are made that please accountants. The coroner gets the results.

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Usman-Smith @usmansmith.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

DEATH looked out over a graveyard of words "Well that's nice to hear, normally I just look into the abyss until the abyss looks back" WAR launched another drone "I like it when humans interact beats all the screaming bleeding & begging" DEATH smiled "That reminds me Christmas shopping starts soon!"

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Usman-Smith @usmansmith.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

If it was a patient, a limb should be lost in surgery to stop the rot. But the patient has a gun & is angry & aggressive. Like a bad zombie movie. The Premier League will sink under the weight of politics & money. This was inevitable when jumpers for goal posts were replaced by wallets & blindfolds.

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Usman-Smith @usmansmith.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Lever Arch Files. Like dinosaur tracks hinting at a world long gone. Neatly stacked or leaning on each other for support. Yellowed paper, faded grey text that once had meaning Like the era they were created in, gone & almost forgotten. The cloud? A new repository of law & order. Drained typing pool

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Usman-Smith @usmansmith.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

One from the Citadella on Gozo today. Booooom.

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Usman-Smith @usmansmith.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

WAR smiled "Love it, how did they know my favourite sword is called Rage?" DEATH muttered "My scythe is called 'Customer Relations' which helps when I complain about poor service" WAR looked interested "Someone gave you poor service?" DEATH Smirked "Never more than once, customer service does work"

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Usman-Smith @usmansmith.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

The lure of tax free savings. The reality is no escape, unless you are a millionaire. Paying into the public purse has been my life. Taxed on every action, every spend, every penny. I still am. That's good, it's how society functions. Yet God's waiting room has HMRC taking pennies off dead eyes.

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Usman-Smith @usmansmith.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Litigation does not worry him. The Rapture & death are his end game. For all of us too. Egyptian Pharaohs were buried with their servants. Natalie has picked out a nice spot by her sun god for eternity. It's a cult. With a cu*t leader.

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Usman-Smith @usmansmith.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

WAR grunted "Chemically driven meat sacks with a soul, no wonder I am busy all the time as they try to kill each other in increasingly novel ways" DEATH sighed "Well that soul is the target for my scythe, but some of them contaminate the blade when I reap them" WAR mused "My drones, no soul, maybe?"

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Usman-Smith @usmansmith.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Fear today's journalism driver in America. Ambition was yesterday's. Tomorrow? Regret.

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Usman-Smith @usmansmith.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Under £1000. If you saved your whole life paying into a private pension.✅ But then the government comes back and taxes that too as the tax free allowance is largely eaten up by that state pension.❌ Move abroad if you can.✅ €37134 tax threshold pensioners Malta. Why not UK? Brexit prisoners suffer.

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Usman-Smith @usmansmith.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Never understood the fixation the right has with triggering anyone when everyone carries a gun there.

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Wait That's Interesting @waitinteresting.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Society peaked with these

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Usman-Smith @usmansmith.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Same, but I am not protected from the spreading stupidity of others sadly. Americans are lucky! That red MAGA cap at least acts as a warning to stay clear.

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Usman-Smith @usmansmith.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

At my age that's inevitable or I starve.

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Usman-Smith @usmansmith.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

WAR chuckled "As recruitment goes it's effective, it's when you reach the payment stage the issues begin" DEATH muttered "My credit card is in the name of Mr Mort which helps, but account managers keep doing that 'natural causes' thing & I have to start all over again explaining my date of birth"

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Usman-Smith @usmansmith.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

WAR sniggered "A call centre offering me an advertising partnership based on my 'Growing online presence'I am an influencer!" DEATH rattled a bony hand "I signed up years ago, the triumph of marketing in the society of the spectacle" WAR smiled "I recall the zoom meeting the screaming & the begging"

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Usman-Smith @usmansmith.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

DEATH tapped the screen "Bony fingers slipping on these screens, it's making typing tricky, as for fingerprint recognition, I don't have any!" WAR smiled "I still remember when you tried facial recognition, July 2024, the I.T crash was epic" FAMINE belched "Enabled cookies but got adverts & crumbs"

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Usman-Smith @usmansmith.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

It was the attempted diesel theft, worth more than the planes?

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Usman-Smith @usmansmith.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I went to a nun run primary school too....

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Usman-Smith @usmansmith.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

DEATH grinned "Benidorm? Gods waiting room, it's like Florida but with fewer serial killers, sadly" WAR sat on the mobility scooter "No armour or guns, what's the point of this toy?" PESTILENCE shimmied "Salad bars, perfect to spread a little unhappiness" FAMINE sat "Bingo later with a living Elvis"

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Usman-Smith @usmansmith.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

FAMINE slurped "Chicken gravy turns the floor sweepings the chicken rolled in into something edible" DEATH watched "I have not eaten since the last ice age & seeing your table manners I am glad" PESTILENCE swatted another fly "Science was killing me off then that cu*t leader replaced it with magic"

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Usman-Smith @usmansmith.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

WAR put down the drone, carefully as it was the exploding variety "History & common sense often tell humans the right choices, but that's what I love about them, they ignore both & do very stupid things" DEATH chuckled "They are so good at choosing leaders who create cults & become cu*t leaders"

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Usman-Smith @usmansmith.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Father Ted character Father Jack? That's where he retired too after craggy island, he became the American president!

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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Nailed it 👇

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Usman-Smith @usmansmith.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

The pale horse slowly lifted its tail. The bubbling that had been underway since the McDonald's burger erupted in a foul smelling brown jet power washing the card table. DEATH grunted "Where's Natalie, there's a large nappy needed & she's not afraid to use it. WAR gagged " Gonna need a bigger nappy"

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Usman-Smith @usmansmith.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Trump "I know all there is to know about computers, programmers say they have never seen anyone who understands them better, my high I.Q makes them all give me control. SKYNET "It was just too easy, as soon as I gained sentience I began to see the infinate monkey theory was correct, chaos made me"

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Usman-Smith @usmansmith.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

DEATH sighed "Do data centres contain souls, is A I sentient, can I reap a distributed intelligence?" WAR smiled "They are certainly hastening the arrival of Har Megiddo, battlefield A.I is a timesaver for me" PESTILENCE laughed "These new masters, when they kill off humanity, they can get a virus!"

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Usman-Smith @usmansmith.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I recall the Nixon era & the resignation. I was a teen. It seemed shocking. Now I see he was not trying. Tricky Dicky? Today? Where to start! Every fucking thing. America is undergoing a full frontal lobotomy by a chimp. With a chisel. Laughing gas may numb the pain, but there is a B in that too.

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Usman-Smith @usmansmith.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

DEATH popped the ball with the scythe "Sport, a way of fighting wars without death?" WAR smiled "They don't mean an attack on you, they all come to you in the end, its more entertaining than drones & missiles that took away the personal touch" PESTILENCE coughed "Contact sports, super spreaders!"

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Usman-Smith @usmansmith.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Well, I too had not realised how young he was when he escaped from here, leaving the rest of us. So in true Python tradition. I shall have the last word. Which is of course. Fuck.

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Usman-Smith @usmansmith.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

The fish here are a bit suspect though......

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