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Display Names Are Gross

@usernamesaregross.bsky.social
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Hi. You are probably in the wrong place. Have a great day!

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Display Names Are Gross @usernamesaregross.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Stop accepting cowardice as an excuse for violence.
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Display Names Are Gross @usernamesaregross.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
All the trumpy small businesses out in the rural areas around here have replaced their Confederate flags with Israeli flags. Southern racism seems to be going through another rebranding...
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Display Names Are Gross @usernamesaregross.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
My wife's a problem solver and I'm a problem causer. It's like we were made for each other.
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Display Names Are Gross @usernamesaregross.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
I poured half a cup of pear juice in a cup of sand and made an exact replica of a ripe pear.
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Display Names Are Gross @usernamesaregross.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Went to the ER last week. Verrrrrrry expensive false alarm.
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Display Names Are Gross @usernamesaregross.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Think all Bill Clinton did was lie about having sex with a willing partner? That's understandable, because pop culture has lied about this for decades. The truth is that he was hiding an affair with a subordinate because he was being investigated for sexually harassing a different subordinate.
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Display Names Are Gross @usernamesaregross.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
tax and spend democrats vs spend and spend republicans.
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Display Names Are Gross @usernamesaregross.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
My hot-cold empathy gap is just small enough to see the other side, and boy is it ugly over there.
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Display Names Are Gross @usernamesaregross.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
It's not really a democracy if no one is trying to change anyone's mind.
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Display Names Are Gross @usernamesaregross.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
When your side wins they work to consolidate power and create a tyranny of the majority. When your side loses, that consolidated power gets used against you. And if your only reaction is "we need to stop losing elections" you're not seeing the real problem.
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Display Names Are Gross @usernamesaregross.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
You're doing it wrong. Thank you. Now I can feel less guilty about not doing it at all.
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Display Names Are Gross @usernamesaregross.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
A weird fact about Florida that most outsiders don't know, is that the state is just absolutely covered in illegal gambling dens. The only businesses more common are car washes and "smoke shops" Obviously, I'm exaggerating. But not by much.
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Display Names Are Gross @usernamesaregross.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
A sitcom starring Maria Bamford and Paul F Tompkins as friends who make a living temping at various mortuaries, all of which handle the business of the dead in their own unique ways.
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Display Names Are Gross @usernamesaregross.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Schadenjunge: Pleasure found in watching another's struggle to integrate the conscious and unconscious mind
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Display Names Are Gross @usernamesaregross.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
I really don't like having the response on top of the thing being responded to when the feed is otherwise done in top-down chronological order. It's dumb. It's like putting the headline at the bottom of the article.
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Display Names Are Gross @usernamesaregross.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
I hope to one day go viral, so I can find out what random nonsense I prompt random folks to talk about in the replies. I bet there would be someone trying to sell vitamins in there...
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Display Names Are Gross @usernamesaregross.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Putting assholes in charge leads to shitty outcomes.
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Display Names Are Gross @usernamesaregross.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Good graphics are a waste without good design, but good design can make bad graphics sing.
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Display Names Are Gross @usernamesaregross.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Part of me wants to respond whenever someone says something stupid. That part of me is stupid.
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Display Names Are Gross @usernamesaregross.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
You'll never be lucky enough to beat cancer if you're never unlucky enough to get cancer.
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Display Names Are Gross @usernamesaregross.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Does this mean the others are shame months?
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Display Names Are Gross @usernamesaregross.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
How is there not a rapper named Bibbity Bobbity Boo?
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Display Names Are Gross @usernamesaregross.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Sticks and stones can break my bones, but words can get someone stabbed.
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Display Names Are Gross @usernamesaregross.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
A combat simulator isn't an RPG just because it has an element of progression. I hate to gatekeep or insist on a One True Definition, but this seems fairly basic?
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Display Names Are Gross @usernamesaregross.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Did you really think gold toilet guy was gonna cut spending?
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Display Names Are Gross @usernamesaregross.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Suggested Primus lyrics- "Louisiana Caillou sitting in a bayou" "So he slapped him in the face till his pants were full of liver paste" "For a melancholy mani-pedi"
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Display Names Are Gross @usernamesaregross.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
It's not a role playing game if it rewards out of character actions. I will take some small amount of damage on this hill and then run screaming.
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Display Names Are Gross @usernamesaregross.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
So, whether or not you can have a safe and legal abortion is a question that should be decided at the state level, but what color your Skittles are is a healthcare issue so critical that it can only be handled at a federal level?
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Display Names Are Gross @usernamesaregross.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Hey, I'm not just some highschool dropout. I also dropped out of college.
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Display Names Are Gross @usernamesaregross.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
some sort of political dadaist whose goal is to be so absurd that satire becomes impossible
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Display Names Are Gross @usernamesaregross.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Why do all the people on The Food Network look like they taste bad?
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Display Names Are Gross @usernamesaregross.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
You're right. I should ignore the advice of my doctors and my own lived experience regarding what does and does not work, and I should instead trust the random person on the internet who says I don't need to use the new thing because the thing that has never helped at all before is all I need.
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Display Names Are Gross @usernamesaregross.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Words to live by- A single study proves nothing. Conclusions always say more about assumptions than they say about data. Review is useless without reproduction. The variables you failed to control for are the reason you failed to understand.
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Display Names Are Gross @usernamesaregross.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
the fact that celebrating wins feels like asking for loss
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Display Names Are Gross @usernamesaregross.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Bit of food heresy ... Sliced and pan fried polenta in a bowl with cream cheese, taco meat, and a fresh salsa. I call it "Don't call it a tamale bowl."
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Display Names Are Gross @usernamesaregross.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Back in the day, there was a clear contrast- "Democrats want you to be free in the bedroom, but want to control what you do in the boardroom. Republicans want you to be free in the boardroom, but want to control what you do in the bedroom. "
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Display Names Are Gross @usernamesaregross.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
My hot take is this cookie I stole. It's peanut butter.
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Display Names Are Gross @usernamesaregross.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
It tends to get lost in the shuffle. One of the main reasons a president should not accept *any* gifts, is that you don't want your allies to worry that your allegiance can be hired away. Even purely transactional politics requires starting from a place of at least minimum trust.
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Display Names Are Gross @usernamesaregross.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Leftist jingoism is weird.
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Display Names Are Gross @usernamesaregross.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
As a man, I find being able-splained to by women fascinating. Don't they know I'm the one who's supposed to be condescending?
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Display Names Are Gross @usernamesaregross.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Good job falling for their bullshit by giving them a bunch of free press again.
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Display Names Are Gross @usernamesaregross.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Yeah, but you've never actually seen a conclave. I'm not saying that they use a sort of cage-fight orgy to pick the Pope. I'm just saying that you don't know for a fact that they don't. And why choose to live in the boring universe?
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Display Names Are Gross @usernamesaregross.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
I suggest having at least 3 friends who have amateur radio licenses and their own gear.
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Display Names Are Gross @usernamesaregross.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Americans suddenly noticing for the first time the injustice and violence that has surrounded them their entire lives? Cool, cool.
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Display Names Are Gross @usernamesaregross.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
I had an ant farm in high school. Mostly cabbage and squash, but they'd grow some ornamentals too. Fascinating little creatures.
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Display Names Are Gross @usernamesaregross.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
I give 50th wedding anniversary cards to newlyweds in lieu of congratulations cards. They seem to like it
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Display Names Are Gross @usernamesaregross.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
There is no "i" in team and there is no "u" in "win." There is also no "r" in "colonel" for some reason.
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Display Names Are Gross @usernamesaregross.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Yeah. Definitely don't pay any attention to the man behind the curtain. The shit show out front is all that's going on. Definitely.
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Display Names Are Gross @usernamesaregross.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
At some point, our society lost track of the difference between fact and opinion.
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