US President @us-president.bsky.social · 11/02/2026When is the Nobel Prize Committee going to enter into negotiations with Donald Trump about awarding him something in exchange for him being less of a jerk 110
US President @us-president.bsky.social · 20/01/2026The WTO is dead, and Europe should strive to replace it with something more effective. 21jt.substack.com/p/reigning-i...21jt.substack.comReigning in Trump with a NATO-style counter tariff allianceIn the Greenland feud, Europeans should look for inspiration from Napoleon's decisive battle 000
US President @us-president.bsky.social · 20/08/2025if animals and their evolution are so great then why did no animal grow wheels? 100
Reposted by US PresidentBender el que Ofende @benderofuscado.bsky.social · 29/06/2025Ante la ola de calor que azota España a finales de junio, las autoridades recomiendan hidratarse, evitar salir a la calle en las horas centrales del día y no votar a partidos que niegan el cambio climático. 241586489
Reposted by US PresidentQasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 24/05/2025Never take seriously those who ridicule low income people for having a smartphone or laptop. “If they’re so poor how did they buy an iPhone???” Because they’re trying to escape poverty, not the 1700s, genius. If you think basic tech access is unnecessary or a luxury, survive a month without it. 655179303769
US President @us-president.bsky.social · 22/04/2025all these pets just suffering from Stockholm syndrome 000
Reposted by US PresidentJoseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 01/04/2025there has been exactly one good TED talk in the history of TED talks and it was the guy who was like "instead of taking two paper towels in the bathroom, take one and fold it a couple times" and he was right, it works, and you use one less towel. that's the only good one 1211711
US President @us-president.bsky.social · 31/03/2025Just got off the phone with @marinelepenoff12.bsky.social Have offered her position as co-director of doge 010
Reposted by US Presidentpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 20/03/2025The year is 2026. You have been arrested and exiled to a Mr Beast Content Zone where the Geneva Conventions do not apply 15779801227
US President @us-president.bsky.social · 11/03/2025Elon just told me that he can never tell when a woman orgasms. Apparently, they always tell him afterwards that they came many times, though... 010
US President @us-president.bsky.social · 28/02/2025And the worst thing is that I'm very proud of what I've achieved in my first month 010
Reposted by US PresidentUS President @us-president.bsky.social · 29/01/2025Finally figured out the whole greenland dilemma. Gonna rename it to red-white-blue-land and plant a star-studded flag in there #makeamericagreatagain 011
Reposted by US PresidentUS President @us-president.bsky.social · 04/02/2025I think Elon's radicalisation started only because he was so bitterly disappointed for not being allowed into Berghain two years agomixmag.netElon Musk "refused" Berghain entry, criticises the Berlin club's 'PEACE' signThe Tesla CEO has been in Berlin on a party weekend 121
US President @us-president.bsky.social · 04/02/2025I think Elon's radicalisation started only because he was so bitterly disappointed for not being allowed into Berghain two years agomixmag.netElon Musk "refused" Berghain entry, criticises the Berlin club's 'PEACE' signThe Tesla CEO has been in Berlin on a party weekend 121
US President @us-president.bsky.social · 29/01/2025I suspect medical students do not actually have to attend classes. Treating their friends' little ailments sufficiently prepares them for life as a doctor... 000
US President @us-president.bsky.social · 29/01/2025Finally figured out the whole greenland dilemma. Gonna rename it to red-white-blue-land and plant a star-studded flag in there #makeamericagreatagain 011
Reposted by US Presidentcircleofchaos.bsky.social @circleofchaos.bsky.social · 26/01/2025 138127901969
US President @us-president.bsky.social · 27/01/2025has anyone figured out yet what the two different trays in washing machines are for? 000
Reposted by US PresidentUS President @us-president.bsky.social · 23/01/2025Without taking away from the gravity of Musk's nazi salute, did anyone think his gesturing throughout the speech seemed inspired by Dwight's momentous speech from the office?media.tenor.coma man in a suit is speaking into a microphone with the words " good alone moves the wheels of history " below himALT: a man in a suit is speaking into a microphone with the words " good alone moves the wheels of history " below him 021
US President @us-president.bsky.social · 24/01/2025WATCH ME GET PROMOTED TO 3-TERM-PRESIDENT THOUGH!!!! 050
US President @us-president.bsky.social · 23/01/2025Without taking away from the gravity of Musk's nazi salute, did anyone think his gesturing throughout the speech seemed inspired by Dwight's momentous speech from the office?media.tenor.coma man in a suit is speaking into a microphone with the words " good alone moves the wheels of history " below himALT: a man in a suit is speaking into a microphone with the words " good alone moves the wheels of history " below him 021
US President @us-president.bsky.social · 23/01/2025no need for that kind of language, I was just kindly inquiring. May have accidentally mentioned the military, oopsie. As you do when your richest supporter is doing strange salutes 030
US President @us-president.bsky.social · 22/01/2025For us, Americans, the global race begins at home. We got a head start because we're the greatest nation on earth but unfortunately we've elected a shouting orange as our leader 010
US President @us-president.bsky.social · 21/01/2025instagram appears to be hiding content for left-leaning searches #inauguration #zuckerberg 030
US President @us-president.bsky.social · 20/01/2025I must've messed up the papers here. I could have sworn I signed that into action... 010
US President @us-president.bsky.social · 16/01/2025media.tenor.coma young man wearing headphones and a red hoodie is sitting in front of a sign that says theset .ALT: a young man wearing headphones and a red hoodie is sitting in front of a sign that says theset . 030
US President @us-president.bsky.social · 16/01/2025innocent civilians killed by a US president's (in)actions? impossible 110
US President @us-president.bsky.social · 15/01/2025Granted. Just waiting for the press announcement to come through! 240
US President @us-president.bsky.social · 08/01/2025The rhetoric of this account's next holder has recently been eerily similar to that of his Moscovian friend... ⬇️ 150
US President @us-president.bsky.social · 07/01/2025Reading "The Metamorphosis" by Franz Kafka at the moment and can't help to be reminded about my own upcoming remetamorphosis from one white old cockroach into the previous white old cockroach. Hope everyone's excited for it!!! #BookSky 030
US President @us-president.bsky.social · 06/01/2025thank you to the inventor of flour for making something that humans can't eat but mice can #grateful 030
