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@ursagayjor.bsky.social

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Big Gay Bear, often kinky and inappropriate, here because why not eh? NSFW, 18+ ONLY #WelfareNotWarfare #TaxTheRich Joined the Green Party, innit. PSN: ThaddyKane He/Him

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Spookily Versatile @ursagayjor.bsky.social · 5h

I think the first visit to the gym in a week must have combined with the dangerous levels of Tunnocks in my bloodstream which resulted in me falling asleep at 4pm and only now waking up. (Okay I went for a nap and I was trying to be cute) Someone get me a cuppa?

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Alt: Hamster falling asleep and rolling off a person’s hand, backwards.

Spookily Versatile @ursagayjor.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Home. But at what cost?

Me being all arty and dead interesting.
I am facing to the right (showing my left - my best side), lightly clutching my neck with my big left hand.
I am looking beyond the frame, pondering life’s big questions.
Or possibly needing a really big poo: I haven’t had a salad in four days.

Spookily Versatile @ursagayjor.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I’m at the last furlong - bus back home - so of course I am super tired now. And don’t let me forget to pick up two pints of skimmed at the petrol station!

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Exhausted After School or Exams

ALT: Exhausted After School or Exams

Spookily Versatile @ursagayjor.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

In for a penny… my9albums.com

Diva, The Bends, Savage and 6 more. Pick yours on my9albums.

Spookily Versatile @ursagayjor.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I am over-warm and a man has sat next to me and he is radiating heat. Not a euphemism, actually transmitting heat. He also seems to be asleep and his leg keeps touching mine and I’m like ‘either whip it out or get away man!’

Spookily Versatile @ursagayjor.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Yes I need how to learn to take selfies. Sue me. Here is the ‘How it started’ pic.

Me red-faced and dolled up ready to hit The Caves in Edinburgh for (my) final night of partying at BearScotFest.

I am wearing my blue t-shirt with ‘Save a Horse…’ on it. The illustration heavily implies that one should do this by riding a bear’s ass.

Spookily Versatile @ursagayjor.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Board games was fun. We played Unstable Unicorns, Magical Athlete, and Coup. All thoroughly Queer and lovely. Back in the hotel now for an early dinner (Tesco meal deal baby!) and a disco nap. At least tonight I don’t need to worry about what I’m wearing.

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Office Space Status: Little Girl Tired

Alt: Office Space Status: Little Girl Tired

Spookily Versatile @ursagayjor.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I have not been this drunk in a VERY long time. But I survived and got back to the hotel and don’t technically have to be sociable until the afternoon. Also go me not having to hook up to consider a night out a success.

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Britney Spears' Awkward Fake Smile

Alt: Britney Spears' Awkward Fake Smile

Spookily Versatile @ursagayjor.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Okay so a guy dressed as Bowzer turns out to be quite sexy. There are two men in very revealing skintight spandex onesies who could poke your eye out in a stiff breeze. @eamonnfarrell.bsky.social @bearden64.bsky.social Do we know them? unlikely to make DILF. @thebeast16.bsky.social

Spookily Versatile @ursagayjor.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Why does 5G refuse to work in Edinburgh? I’m with O2. Seriously it struggles to update Google maps which I use to navigate.

Spookily Versatile @ursagayjor.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Oh Julie. Stop bothering The Gays. Right, tempting a disco nap. Many alarms have been set.

Spookily Versatile @ursagayjor.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Hanging by a thread. Need to carb load and disco nap to survive tonight. I mean yeah I brought it on myself even though it’s clearly @thebeast16.bsky.social ‘s fault. And I appear to have dressed as the wall behind me.

Spookily Versatile @ursagayjor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

So if you care to find me Look to the really naff sign. As someone told me lately Everyone deserves the chance to ride. One pint in, it was funnier in my head.

Spookily Versatile @ursagayjor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I’m at Brewhemia. Downstairs. I am a delicate wallflower as you know and am stood to the side of a volunteer. Fucking hell it’s a delightful gathering. Just had a good burger with @bear35.bsky.social . Come say hello.

Me at Brewhemia.
My t-shirt says “I LOVE EATING” and nothing else.

Spookily Versatile @ursagayjor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Why is Groove Is In The Heart such a good song? Doesn’t matter my mood it’s never too lively or too slow. Just a fun song about enjoying having a sing and a dance. (I am a bit bored on the train now although a fittie just sauntered through the carriage which was nice)

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Deelite: Groovy Is In The Heart Dance

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Spookily Versatile @ursagayjor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The ONE time I don’t bring my passport with me and the registration for BearScotFest needs ID. I shall have to flutter my eyelashes and arch my back and see if I’m still allowed.

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What A Whore Rupaul

Alt: What A Whore Rupaul

Spookily Versatile @ursagayjor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Question about the BearScotFest dog tag: Should I have it already? 🤷🏼‍♂️ @jmcl1980.bsky.social @bearden64.bsky.social @thebeast16.bsky.social

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Spookily Versatile @ursagayjor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

She’s off! To the teddy bears’ picnic. Lock up yer dads and send em to me. 😘

Me looking rather pleased with myself on the platform at Stockport station, MOMENTS before boarding. The drama! The excitement!

Spookily Versatile @ursagayjor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Just idly scrolling YouTube. Don’t call it a ‘divorce journey’. Simpleton. That was all I had to say.

Spookily Versatile @ursagayjor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I am all excited for BearScots. Looking forward to a change of scenery and to gawk at some fine-looking gentlemen. Also it’s been a hot minute since I’ve been to Edinburgh. I’ll obviously pack enough knickers as if I’m planning to shit myself once a day. Worth bringing my kinky boots? Harness?

Julie Andrews singing ‘I Have Confidence’ in The Sound of Music.
The one where she’s carrying a guitar case and a carpet bag and wearing a hat.

Spookily Versatile @ursagayjor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I’m not sure Korma is supposed to be at all spicy but here we are. Probably overdue the cayenne… Fucking delicious recipe from The Hairy Bikers again. Tastes like a garden in a very good way.

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Yum Schitt'S Creek

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Spookily Versatile @ursagayjor.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Got my first room inspection tomorrow. Do I have to stand at the foot of my bed with polished boots? After the desk-building there’s still a load of crap everywhere so I’m of course low-key panicking that I’ll NEVER get it tidy in time. I will. But first coffee with a hot bear called John!

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Man Sipping Tea Meme

Alt: Man Sipping Tea Meme

Spookily Versatile @ursagayjor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Now I’ve do conquered the known World (see earlier post about flat pack desk and keyboard cleaning) I am at a loss what to do. [Marge pouring a mid-day glass of wine]

Spookily Versatile @ursagayjor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Dead butch, built a (flatpack) desk from that Debenhams. Took me most of today to do but to be fair I only have sight in one eye. Plus sitting on the floor for extended periods of time swearing at an instruction booklet and then getting up sounded like a bag of twigs being snapped.

Spookily Versatile @ursagayjor.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Why do I have a terrible headache? Please don’t say I’m coming down with something near to Bear Scots. It’s like a metal band ‘round the top of my head, pushing in.

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Man's Stress Headache

Alt: Man's Stress Headache

Spookily Versatile @ursagayjor.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Okay, I think I might need to see the GP about my memory / executive function. I was due to visit the Talking Newspaper this evening at 7pm. That’s what my brain had decided. No amount of looking at the email saying 9am-11am had any effect. If this were a one off I would say ‘oh well’.

Spookily Versatile @ursagayjor.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Far too early days to tell but I’m using a shoulder brace for my crappy right shoulder when I do the weights and although there’s still an ache it has cut out the sharp pain. Probably because it’s being supported. Also all the guys with chunky butts are in today and I am distracted.

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Bridgerton: Claudia Jessie (Eloise) Fanning

Alt: Bridgerton: Claudia Jessie (Eloise) Fanning

Spookily Versatile @ursagayjor.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Sent another email about bins. (But really it’s just an excuse to post this excellent rendition of a great musical theatre song)

Sit Down You're Rocking The Boat - Tony Awards

YouTube video by mountaindreambc

Spookily Versatile @ursagayjor.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

What a sweaty day! Sweaty isn’t it? So sweaty!

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Man Sweating Profusely in Airplane Cockpit

ALT: Man Sweating Profusely in Airplane Cockpit

Spookily Versatile @ursagayjor.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I have found my keys. They were in a pocket that I checked four or five times. Panic hid them from me. I picked up the coat I had on last night again just now only to find that they were there. I am relieved. I will be buying a new key chain.

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Mr Bean Relaxed: Hammaya

Alt: Mr Bean sighing and looking relieved.

Spookily Versatile @ursagayjor.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Oh ffs! Now I can’t put my hand on my keys. I have checked absolutely *everywhere*. The only logical solution is that I dropped them on the bus. I hope so.

Spookily Versatile @ursagayjor.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Every gay is born with a diva, who is yours?

Frances de la Tour.

Spookily Versatile @ursagayjor.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

The debit card has arrived! 🎉🥳🕺💃🍆💦

Spookily Versatile @ursagayjor.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Hurry up new debit card. I can’t do an online food shop until you arrive. So wish me luck as I brave ASDA…

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Absolutely Fabulous: How Common

Alt: Absolutely Fabulous: How Common

Spookily Versatile @ursagayjor.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I’m off to a Volunteer Fair today. Everything takes an age to get sorted now. I’m still waiting to hear from a place I applied to a fortnight ago. I have binned the gym this week. It will ultimately be good for me but I just haven’t been able to muster the energy to go. Been walking more.

Spookily Versatile @ursagayjor.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

This week’s main feast is vegetable pasta bake. It is delicious and my body craved vegetables. In every orifice. 😅

Spookily Versatile @ursagayjor.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Can we get together a chalk pentagram and offer up sacrifice to the Gods so that my landlord sorts out the bins?! Someone left a black sack outside which has now multiplied because that’s what happens when people see that - they go ‘Oh we do that now’.

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Trash Can Singing

Alt: Trash Can Singing

Spookily Versatile @ursagayjor.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Today I woke up at 10am and rolled over and it was 1pm. The last dregs of all that adrenaline and panic, I guess. I couldn’t get to sleep last night and not because of rumination or negativity, just couldn’t quite relax. Ended up hitting the hay at 2.30am. I feel okay. I will be okay.

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Awake But At What Cost? Sleepy Cat Meme

Alt: Awake But At What Cost? Sleepy Cat Meme

Spookily Versatile @ursagayjor.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I had a dream A dream of a time when I didn’t need to contact the lettings agents / managing agents about bins. … Pissy Matt engaged. And yeah, sometimes I do that too 😉

Spookily Versatile @ursagayjor.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Gay Powers Restored ™️ Now I’m off to check out the hot weekend access dads at The Range.

A smiling homosexual man who has just gotten his hair cut.
From a sexy barber.
Who knew how to make me come back for more 🫦

Spookily Versatile @ursagayjor.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

The weekend chilli is 👨‍🍳🤌 Even with chickpeas instead of kidney beans. Hairy Bikers recipes are really good.

Spookily Versatile @ursagayjor.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I started watching Return to Silent Hill and now it’s just on in the background. It’s virtually a copy of Silent Hill 2 (the game) so why can they never get Silent Hill right in films? The guy playing James is simply awful. He looks like a douchebag.

Spookily Versatile @ursagayjor.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I just had a good stretch and feel much less panicky. I have officially survived this week. Go me 🥳

Spookily Versatile @ursagayjor.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Well I managed the gym. Not an amazing workout and I was borderline ready to break into a panic attack at a moment’s notice (EVERYTHING is annoying me!) but I still went. Despite that. I think a treat of lunch out and grab a few bits to make a beef chilli for the weekend are happening:

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Aziz Ansari - Treat Yo Self (Parks and Rec)

Alt: Aziz Ansari - Treat Yo Self (Parks and Rec)

Spookily Versatile @ursagayjor.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Well it’s a duvet day today. I’ll still probably get showered at some point but I have little energy or inclination for anything else. Not had one of these in a while. Again, there’s something about September.

Spookily Versatile @ursagayjor.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Well life is temporarily on hold until the debit card shows up. I can’t tap on and tap off the bus without having done an initial chip and pin transaction with the new card, and it could take up to 10 working days for that to arrive. I can get cash but only at NatWest and Tesco machines.

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Spookily Versatile @ursagayjor.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Welp I’ve contacted the counsellor to see what sessions she can do online every couple of months. I am actually - despite what the horrible goblin keeps pouring into my ear - doing things to get out there and meet people and connect and put roots down. But I also need counselling.

Spookily Versatile @ursagayjor.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

The negativity is overwhelming today. I’m at the gym and I’m so angry at myself! I need to be held. I think it’s as simple as that. Also doing chest and because of this stupid fucking shoulder tendon I feel like a big fat whale with tiny noodle arms!

Spookily Versatile @ursagayjor.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

A rocket up my hoop again, please. I suspect it’s because I’m a little bit dehydrated - ended up watching a couple of episodes of The Boys last night and forgot to include water / a cuppa in that. Also not having access to money is annoying!

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Pudgy Penguin Rocket Launch

ALT: Pudgy Penguin Rocket Launch

Spookily Versatile @ursagayjor.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

If you ever suspect a fraudulent charge has appeared on your current account DO NOT report it on a Sunday. Wait until Monday. I am now debit card-less until a new one turns up and I cannot get through because the automated system is refusing to acknowledge my online banking PIN.

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Alice in Wonderland: Frustrated Sigh

ALT: Alice in Wonderland: Frustrated Sigh