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@urfavoriteprincess.bsky.social
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🔞NSFW content Hello my name is Colie & I'll be your wet nightmare this evening drums for HIBI Philly 🏳️‍⚧️ 30-something.she/her.MDNI. act weird & I will block you 😇

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biblically accurate blood hag @urfavoriteprincess.bsky.social · 1h
I have had a rock in my right shoe for about 2 weeks now. I have not taken it out, nor have i learned to live with it. It is irritating yet keeps me present
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🎃Spooky Puppydeer🎃 @theactualdeer.bsky.social · 13h
I fucking love @ambzsotired.bsky.social they make me laugh so much I'm so glad to know him 💖
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biblically accurate blood hag @urfavoriteprincess.bsky.social · 22h
help me remember how Groundhawgs day ends ?? We have to learn some lesson right??
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biblically accurate blood hag @urfavoriteprincess.bsky.social · 22h
Fr!! This girl had the audacity to say some transm3d shit and then closed it out by going I'm sorry this is a hot topic for some ppl, like... Girl where were you in 2012 we've been over this?? Is this your first time ever being around culture?? Shook my head so hard I broke my neck
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biblically accurate blood hag @urfavoriteprincess.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Idk maybe I just don't play into the queerness as competition like some of these girls but tryina police other ppls bodies and their choices for themselves always feels too fuckin goofy, fix your shit
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biblically accurate blood hag @urfavoriteprincess.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Truscum in a discord server?? I'm so shocked lmao 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️ fuckin goofy ass mfs y'all are too bold y'all didn't get bullied enough I'll be a mean girl IDGAF if you act like that you are not welcome in my presence
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biblically accurate blood hag @urfavoriteprincess.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
real asf
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biblically accurate blood hag @urfavoriteprincess.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Having a bad day but at least I have my stuffie
Colie kneeling in front of the camera, fully buttass naked, tits out with a small alolan vulpix stuffie in front of her girldick. The stuffie has a blissfully unaware expression on her face, as if she is unbothered by, or perhaps, cannot perceive the horrors of a turbulent universe
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biblically accurate blood hag @urfavoriteprincess.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
!!!! Happy birthday 💐
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biblically accurate blood hag @urfavoriteprincess.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My frost children really grew up into snow strippers 🥲 I'm so proud of them
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biblically accurate blood hag @urfavoriteprincess.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
ITS THE YEAR OF THE HORSE BABEY!!!!1
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biblically accurate blood hag @urfavoriteprincess.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
1000 years of Puppydeer ! And then 1000 more ! Puppydeer eternal
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biblically accurate blood hag @urfavoriteprincess.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
y'all it's birthday for puppydeers everyone tell it happy birthday
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biblically accurate blood hag @urfavoriteprincess.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I have spent every day after work this week just hiding in bed & honestly? Mixed results
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biblically accurate blood hag @urfavoriteprincess.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I hope you feel better soon!! 💐
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biblically accurate blood hag @urfavoriteprincess.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Im on my feet a lot, and I love how bruises on my ass and legs always always get that crescent of purple at the bottom as the blood settles with gravity over time
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biblically accurate blood hag @urfavoriteprincess.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Bruise on my ass: a progression
Colie's ass with a small, fresh bruise, 1-2 hrs after impactColie's ass with a blooming bruise, 10 hrs after contactColie's ass with bruise 1 day after she hit itColie's ass bruise 2 days after the incident
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biblically accurate blood hag @urfavoriteprincess.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
First Philadelphia Puppygirl Choir
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biblically accurate blood hag @urfavoriteprincess.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yanno even as a pit lover, sometimes... the pit bites you back 💀
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biblically accurate blood hag @urfavoriteprincess.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
So true... Guess we just have to be the change we wanna see in the world 😌
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biblically accurate blood hag @urfavoriteprincess.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
finally got a new phone so I can use this app again
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biblically accurate blood hag @urfavoriteprincess.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
new jane remover dropped. gonna shake this ass to it Friday
Colie laying down sideways, facing away from the camera. Her cropped tee falls in the middle of her back and her thong rests just above her hips. The room is cast with a soft pink light and there is a small, dark bruise on her right butt cheek
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biblically accurate blood hag @urfavoriteprincess.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
AHHHHHHHHHH
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biblically accurate blood hag @urfavoriteprincess.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Oral / sublingual: throw some of your software engineering salary into getting a kei truck and slamming it, it could be so cunt like... I'm telling you just get like furry shit on the side, diesel swap the engine, dual axle, furry shit all on the side... Wait wym diesel shortage?
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biblically accurate blood hag @urfavoriteprincess.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sunday shot: the use of timer photography and lighting techniques is not for you, just like eyeliner & silly poses. keep taking nudes like they gave a Victorian housewife an iPhone , by all fucking means
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biblically accurate blood hag @urfavoriteprincess.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Saturday shot: remember you can't self diagnose delusions of grandeur so if you think you have them you definitely don't ! Keep your expectations Sky High, cos burning *out* is for gifted kids and lightbulbs, and you are neither... it's time to burn *up* buttercup
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biblically accurate blood hag @urfavoriteprincess.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Friday shot: fetishmaxx your foot fetish and fear response towards spiders by imagining a beautiful, athletic, clocky anthro spidercrabgirl covered in oil. Like butter. And some herbs. and like, lemon MMMMM mhm
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biblically accurate blood hag @urfavoriteprincess.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Thursday shot: that jane remover ticket you hallucinated buying is actually real. Don't worry about checking your email just show up to the local venue and stand in the line anyway
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biblically accurate blood hag @urfavoriteprincess.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Wednesday shot: shame is in this fall, and yours is particularly unique! obviously you have no reliance on self hatred as a coping mechanism, so this self-imposed burden actually makes you stand out. Soothe your conscious by playing sonic adventure battle 2 and farming chao
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biblically accurate blood hag @urfavoriteprincess.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Tuesday shot: try more realistic petplay scenarios like having to watch your friend's catgirl for the weekend but you never see her until 10 minutes before you feed her when she comes out of nowhere to tell at you, or getting your doggirl a cone so she doesn't chew the stitches
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biblically accurate blood hag @urfavoriteprincess.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Monday shot: it's not a new symptom of paranoia if you're right tho is the thing. Get comfortable demanding valid statistics you have every reason to be defensive (esp. in any long term relationships)
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biblically accurate blood hag @urfavoriteprincess.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
tgirl horoscopes for this week
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biblically accurate blood hag @urfavoriteprincess.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
💔💔💔
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biblically accurate blood hag @urfavoriteprincess.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Idk what's up with girls in a queer discord assuming everyone's comfortable with being called sis but like... maybe we get familiar with ppl before using familiar terms? And then we won't be stepping on rakes?? 🤔 Idk just a thought
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Scary Trans Ferdinand || How I Became Invisible @emdashreed.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
How I Became Invisible: Trans Rights Free Palestine Fuck ICE Go birds
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biblically accurate blood hag @urfavoriteprincess.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
two lady greaseballs I work with are big in love on the DL and I get to see it it's like I'm in a real life yuri
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biblically accurate blood hag @urfavoriteprincess.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
baby lemme take pics with you tn 💋
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biblically accurate blood hag @urfavoriteprincess.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It just looks so nice there! I should be outside relaxing
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biblically accurate blood hag @urfavoriteprincess.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I wanna lay down at the cemetery
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saint @sainthesizer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
have u guys seen my vape
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biblically accurate blood hag @urfavoriteprincess.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Oral / sublingual: don't worry about who's fronting- let your alters make puppetsonas and start an elaborate standup routine with the system's work. Probably enroll in some improv classes and invest in your brand
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biblically accurate blood hag @urfavoriteprincess.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Sunday shot: congrats on starting your first year of estrogen! now don't bother to self reflect or think am I making this about me just make those little edgeposts and maybe the other dolls will start liking those low effort selfies
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biblically accurate blood hag @urfavoriteprincess.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Saturday shot: stop hunting for functionally healthy CRTs on marketplace and start hunting for some functionally healthy attention from women. Try picking up knitting sweater bikinis for crushes or screaming in the heart of the woods to the musty, indifferent September underbrush
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biblically accurate blood hag @urfavoriteprincess.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Friday shot: take another 2mg today you've earned it you're such a good girl have you ever tried to fight your Domme I bet you haven't you weak little thing you know if you struggle it's only going to make it worse later why not spend next week taking the punishment tho. Bite hard and suffer
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biblically accurate blood hag @urfavoriteprincess.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Thursday shot: put the poppers down and pick up a book about proper posture. Probably purchase a pair of pants, preferably pleated business slacks and pick a precious blouse babe- you're about to procure a part time job at the bofadeez office
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biblically accurate blood hag @urfavoriteprincess.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Wednesday shot: the intense and deep-seated Catholic guilt buried deep in ur psyche can be kink you've been overlooking. If you don't have Catholic guilt, it's never too late to develop some (for kink)
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biblically accurate blood hag @urfavoriteprincess.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Tuesday shot: start ordering munitions bulk online. No, more. Another credit card is fine if you need, just think how good dumping mag after mag is gonna feel
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biblically accurate blood hag @urfavoriteprincess.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Monday shot: keep getting everything out the way early this week- crashout, text your ex, and order 4 nights' worth of takeout to microwave later this week. Now you're done! Go rest
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biblically accurate blood hag @urfavoriteprincess.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Trans femme horrorscopes for this week
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biblically accurate blood hag @urfavoriteprincess.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
here's a quick idea of what I had goin on with this selfie ✨ feel free to holler if you have any questions
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so for my eyes, I did mascara first, then I shaped out my eye shadow using my lashes as the bottom guide, choosing a dark color applied with an angled brush on the outside, a lighter color on the middle of my lid, and then smth a bit shiny toward the corner of my eye, and blend with a soft brush til they're smooth. liquid liner on the top and gel on my lower waterline, trying to mimic the angle of my lashes with the liquid, extending in toward inner eye and tapering off between my iris and halfway thru my pupil. Connect my lower waterline to the corner, and that's rlly it. I have hooded eyes so I gotta let my liquid dry before it smears lol. If anything, maybe the best advice I have for that is to try practicing an elegant, flattened s shape stroke with a liquid brush? I'm also wearing foundation and lipstick here, my lipstick philosophy is I want smth to fill out my lip, I make an x on my cupids bow and then fill out the sides of my upper lip to the corner of my mouth, and then rub my lips together to see where they meet and then fill out my lower lip 🤷🏻‍♀️ pretty simple tbh I didnt even have time to do hilighter. Little bit of blush blended TF down the cheekbone angle and then I like some powder and spray to set.. but really just keep practicing looks when you can !! I usually buy cheap stuff to start out and then get nicer things once I get an idea of what I like
Hasty sketch meant to detail the eye liner shape colie uses
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