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@urfavoriteprincess.bsky.social
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🔞NSFW content Hello my name is Colie & I'll be your wet nightmare this evening drums for HIBI Philly 🏳️‍⚧️ 30-something.she/her.MDNI. act weird & I will block you 😇

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biblically accurate blood hag @urfavoriteprincess.bsky.social · 7h
First Philadelphia Puppygirl Choir
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biblically accurate blood hag @urfavoriteprincess.bsky.social · 8h
Yanno even as a pit lover, sometimes... the pit bites you back 💀
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biblically accurate blood hag @urfavoriteprincess.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
finally got a new phone so I can use this app again
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biblically accurate blood hag @urfavoriteprincess.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
new jane remover dropped. gonna shake this ass to it Friday
Colie laying down sideways, facing away from the camera. Her cropped tee falls in the middle of her back and her thong rests just above her hips. The room is cast with a soft pink light and there is a small, dark bruise on her right butt cheek
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biblically accurate blood hag @urfavoriteprincess.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
tgirl horoscopes for this week
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biblically accurate blood hag @urfavoriteprincess.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Idk what's up with girls in a queer discord assuming everyone's comfortable with being called sis but like... maybe we get familiar with ppl before using familiar terms? And then we won't be stepping on rakes?? 🤔 Idk just a thought
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Scary Trans Ferdinand || How I Became Invisible @emdashreed.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
How I Became Invisible: Trans Rights Free Palestine Fuck ICE Go birds
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biblically accurate blood hag @urfavoriteprincess.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
two lady greaseballs I work with are big in love on the DL and I get to see it it's like I'm in a real life yuri
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biblically accurate blood hag @urfavoriteprincess.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I wanna lay down at the cemetery
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saint @sainthesizer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
have u guys seen my vape
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biblically accurate blood hag @urfavoriteprincess.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Trans femme horrorscopes for this week
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biblically accurate blood hag @urfavoriteprincess.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The horrible things I would do for this woman
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biblically accurate blood hag @urfavoriteprincess.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I'm so fuckin tired but we gotta go fix up this girl's exhaust after work
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biblically accurate blood hag @urfavoriteprincess.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Girl who gave herself an RSI from driving 😤
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biblically accurate blood hag @urfavoriteprincess.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
just made my bestie cum by holding the blade of a bowie knife flat against her cunt & drumming my fingers against the metal, absolutely love that girl
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Tilde~ (~Beeb~) @coombutt.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
When she kissing your neck right where Kirky took the bullet and you start to feel yourself carrying the flame😩😩😩
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Lewdles! [Commissions Open] @lewdles.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Miley can’t enjoy her poutine.
A drawing of a dog wearing a habs jersey, black Jean shorts, a black beanie, and round glasses. Shes trying to eat poutine but one of her French fries has fallen off the fork. She looks uncomfortable as she stares at the viewer. The viewers hand is holding a phone with an image of said dog tied up, being fingered, and covered in cum.
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Scary Trans Ferdinand || How I Became Invisible @emdashreed.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
“Crawl” originally by Alkaline Trio
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biblically accurate blood hag @urfavoriteprincess.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Chastity Cage is just a muzzle for your girldick
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biblically accurate blood hag @urfavoriteprincess.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
[heavy breathing]
Colie holding up her catbag for the camera. She's squishing its face in, and making a weird face to match. She's got on a kelly green dress, a full face of makeup, and several necklaces.
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headhonchkrow🌺 (comms open) @hhonchkrow234.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
goat girl
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biblically accurate blood hag @urfavoriteprincess.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Literally wtf are y'all just name searching maine cos you got nothin better to do here ? Plz remember if you don't have age in bio or you are a man and you interact with me you're almost def gonna catch a block
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biblically accurate blood hag @urfavoriteprincess.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Bitch made it to maine
Colie strapped in a car, wearing a bunch of necklaces and her persephone collar, with her finger on her cheek, adorned with a heart drawn in eyeliner
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biblically accurate blood hag @urfavoriteprincess.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Fuck I hate being so tightly wound
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biblically accurate blood hag @urfavoriteprincess.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
If you fuck with Philly local music scene plz help robot princess secure housing
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コクヤ @kokuya28.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
休憩
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biblically accurate blood hag @urfavoriteprincess.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Getting picked up for work at 5 am by a car full of trans women bumping revengeseekerz, talking about project cars. We're so back
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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/09/2026
Amazon MGM Narrows List Of James Bond Candidates To 6 Actors, 1 Extremely Suave Ferret theonion.com/amazon-mgm-narrows-lis…
Amazon MGM Narrows List Of James Bond Candidates To 6 Actors, 1 Extremely Suave Ferret
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Scary Trans Ferdinand || How I Became Invisible @emdashreed.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
NEW SPANISH LOVE SONGS SINGLE. NEW ALBUM IN NOVEMBER. LETS FUCKIN GOOOOOO music.youtube.com/watch?v=A4AJ...
music.youtube.com
Good American
YouTube video by Spanish Love Songs - Topic
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Ferret Every Hour @ferretperhour.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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biblically accurate blood hag @urfavoriteprincess.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Every fuckin sext she sends me just derails my day
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biblically accurate blood hag @urfavoriteprincess.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I need a bodyguard, a hot commodity
Colie sitting naked on her bed. Her titddys perky, her tummy is soft, and her little strip of pubes is unshaved
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biblically accurate blood hag @urfavoriteprincess.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Getting to work with other trans women is so fucking good.. when this girl & I ran the dead car start the other day, we got to hifive and hug and jump up and down and all the useless fuckin chuds had to watch us be happy in the yard
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SPiNDLE @spindlesong.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
tickle (2024)
an old illustration by Spindle of the characters Ottilie, a brown-haired human holding and tickling Asimov, a white-haired half-elf. Asi is laying on her back on Otti's lap. Next to her on the sofa (in the bottom right of the canvas) are "polaroid" photos of them (they were looking at them prior to the tickle)
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biblically accurate blood hag @urfavoriteprincess.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
imagine how it feels to envy the stars and resent the sun
Colie sitting on a porch in the shade wearing all black and flipping a knife between her finger and thumbColie holding the knife in her hand crotch level selfie of Colie facing the camera. She's wearing the let's go birds transexual shirt and a couple necklaces. She's a tad unshaved and has some bruises on her arm
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Ferret Every Hour @ferretperhour.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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biblically accurate blood hag @urfavoriteprincess.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Hey ik yall can help this girl with us , she's a certified sweetie
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Scary Internet Dyke @hedera.blood.gay · 29/08/2026
telling a girl that I’ll give her a warning before ripping off her panties the warning will come 3 seconds beforehand and sound exactly life my knife clicking open
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biblically accurate blood hag @urfavoriteprincess.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I need to go to sleep how am I supposed to do this
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Scary Trans Ferdinand || How I Became Invisible @emdashreed.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
listen to How I Became Invisible.
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the longform art of locking in @cmyktechnicolor.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Hey! If y'all can take a second and help out a dear friend of mine, a DV survivor who is a mother of a 9-month old baby, that would mean the world to me! They are in the process of securing financially feasable housing, but are in conflict with former landlords. Venmo: $uractualfavorite 100/2500
"Help Single Mom after DV"
Location: Omaha, Nebraska

Freefunder link: https://bit.ly/4hMINIW
Venmo: @uractualfavorite 
Cashapp: $uractualfavorite HELP HS GET HOME AND STABLE: Mutual Aid for a parent and baby rebuilding after relocation

After relocating across the country to get safe, my baby and I are facing housing and transition costs. A former landlord is reporting false information to tenant-screening companies, and I was denied a $900/month apartme t. The only available option I have found is approximately $1600/month. Serious postpartum health issues and a chronic illness flare-up have made navigating thia even harder.

Funds will help with:
- First month's rent
- Travel to Philadelphia for required court filings
- Diapers, wipes, and baby supplies 

Ways to support:
- Cashapp: $uractualfavorite 
- Venmo: @uractualfavorite 
- Apple pay, zelle, and paypal available by request

Non-monetary support welcome:
Social media help for my business. Resource connections, sharing, trades, and other practical support are all appreciated. Thank you services may be available in Philadelphia or Omaha, depending on availability.Thank-you gifts

$30: Haircut, including deep conditioning treatment and blowout.

$75: Basic color, blowout, and deep conditioning treatment.

$100: Basic color, haircut, and blowout.
$150: Your choice of a facial or one of the services above, plus free samples of Korean and medical-grade skincare.

$200: Any of the services above, plus full-sized professional-quality hair and skincare products.

$250: Any of the services above, plus a mentoring session for anyone starting their own organization or needing support with medical or legal advocacy and case management.

$500: You are officially the love of my life! This includes any of the options above, a surprise gift that I can mail or give to you in person, and any support I can provide through my organization, Metamorphosis Collective.
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biblically accurate blood hag @urfavoriteprincess.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Taking my bloody chicken nugget to bed
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biblically accurate blood hag @urfavoriteprincess.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Girl who was going to quit yesterday to girl who smokes a pack a day pipeline is real
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biblically accurate blood hag @urfavoriteprincess.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Crying! in the work bathroom stall
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biblically accurate blood hag @urfavoriteprincess.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Not allowed to die, not allowed to hate myself
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Scary Trans Ferdinand || How I Became Invisible @emdashreed.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
How I Became Invisible. Orphaned Sources. 2027. Making a promise, and intending to keep it.
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biblically accurate blood hag @urfavoriteprincess.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Good to know I can still boymode I guess lol
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SpaceFox 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 (she/her) @spacefox.gay · 24/08/2026
Apparently it still somehow needs to be said but trying to assimilate into cis/het culture will not prevent our rights from being revoked or make transphobes hate us less. Fascists will never hate us less because hating and oppressing minorities is what fascism does.
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biblically accurate blood hag @urfavoriteprincess.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Getting misgendered by the septa worker on the train but the guy without fare that I was tryina get on the train for free told me to keep living my life
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Jillian Crowell @formertwink.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Spirit of the Forest Cherry Valley Trails Camden County, NJ 07.26.2026 Model: @theactualdeer.bsky.social
Thea, a white woman in a white dress crowned with a pair of deer antlers, crouches in a forest framed by the branches of the surrounding trees. It is turning its head looking over its shoulder as if it heard a twig snap in the distance and is standing still, holding its breath, to ensure that there are no Predators around it.
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