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If you don’t know what time it is then it’s probably time to get a new watch.

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Jimmy Two Heads 💀🎃 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
JD Vance entering negotiations with Iran
Ellis from Die Hard trying to negotiate with Alan Rickman
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Urban Myths @urbanmyths.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Everyone waiting for the last sane user to turn off the lights over at Elon Musk’s Twitter hellscape before finally switching over to Bluesky.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
100% this!👇
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Urban Myths @urbanmyths.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
This is how protesters in Minnesota and around the United States are going to defeat Donald Trump and his illegal invasions of our cities.
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Urban Myths @urbanmyths.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
I'm attending No Kings's event, “NYC SAYS NO KINGS! New York City” - sign up now to join me! www.mobilize.us/nokings/even...
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NYC SAYS NO KINGS! New York City · No Kings
**In America, we don’t put up with would-be kings.** 📍 Where: Father Duffy Square, 47th st. and Broadway 📅 When: 11:00 AM ET, October 18, 2025 NOTE: this will be a march, not a rally! Enter from the...
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Urban Myths @urbanmyths.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
On MSNBC today Katie Tur and her panel explained why Elon Musk doesn't have enough money to fight Donald Trump and the Republican Party and how no matter what Musk decides to do it won't make any difference. Then I drank a gallon of cod liver oil and that was a much more pleasant experience.
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Urban Myths @urbanmyths.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
People always ask how the Germans ever let the Nazis take complete control of their country. Do we understand now?
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Urban Myths @urbanmyths.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
History may not always repeat itself, but the No Kings marches remind us that it does rhyme.
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Urban Myths @urbanmyths.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Fast-forward one year: Live look at Donald Trump's next big exciting wonderful military parade.
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Urban Myths @urbanmyths.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
It's No Kings Day, which in the United States is every day.
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Urban Myths @urbanmyths.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
I'm attending No Kings's event, “NO KINGS New York City March” - sign up now to join me! www.mobilize.us/nokings/even...
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NO KINGS New York City March · No Kings
**In America, we don’t put up with would-be kings.** NO KINGS is a national day of action and mass mobilization in response to increasing authoritarian excesses and corruption from Trump and his allie...
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susanada.bsky.social @susanada.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
FO stage hits
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Urban Myths @urbanmyths.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Paid trolls who get paid by the post waiting for Twitter to come back to life.
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Urban Myths @urbanmyths.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
A 10 foot tall Barron Trump enters the White House, mysterious drones and UFOs are flying over the East Coast, and Elon Musk wants to send us to Mars. I think we’ve finally figured out what they’re really up to. And everyone’s on the menu.
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Urban Myths @urbanmyths.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
I bet Elon Musk did Nazi this coming.
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Urban Myths @urbanmyths.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
A 10 foot tall Barron Trump enters the White House, mysterious drones and UFOs are flying over the East Coast, and Elon Musk wants to send us to Mars. I think we’ve finally figured out what they’re really up to. And everyone’s on the menu.
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Urban Myths @urbanmyths.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Don Junior was named after his father, Ivanka was named after her mother (Ivanka is actually her nickname), Tiffany was named after the jewelry store, and Barron was of course named in honor of the robber Barons. So who the hell is Eric Trump named after? Does anyone know of a milk man named Eric?
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Birthright citizenship has ALWAYS been the law of this nation, even dating back to before there was a United States. Birthright citizenship PREDATES the 14th Amendment—that was just when it was written into the Constitution to ensure there was no doubt. Trump CANNOT overturn it by executive order.
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Urban Myths @urbanmyths.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Melania’s hat is getting so big that soon we will be able to see it from the International Space Station, just like Trump’s fake ear bandage.
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Urban Myths @urbanmyths.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Wait until Donald Trump finds out that he has to deport all of his children except for Tiffany.
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Pitapocket @tenaciouspita.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Have a brilliant day everyone… make the most of it!! 🎉😎😆
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Urban Myths @urbanmyths.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
I believe Trump‘s biggest goal is to get revenge. By an appointing rubber stamps to the most powerful positions in government, he will be able to spy on his enemies, arrest, extort and blackmail them at will. He told us that his second term would be about retribution. We should believe him.
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Urban Myths @urbanmyths.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
The Onion Buys Infowars in Bankruptcy Auction
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The Onion Buys Infowars in Bankruptcy Auction
Infowars, Alex Jones' bankrupt far-right conspiracy theory outlet, has a new owner: satirical news site The Onion.
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Urban Myths @urbanmyths.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
I’ve just moved over to Bluesky from Twitter and for some strange reason I suddenly no longer have the urge to withhold arms shipments from Ukraine, inject bleach into my veins or drink raw milk from an RFK jr. branded mug. Is this a normal reaction or should I call my doctor?
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Urban Myths @urbanmyths.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
President Biden just told Donald Trump he’s going to be Trump’s handler at the CIA now, and that Trump better give the CIA all the information they want about Putin, or else.
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Urban Myths @urbanmyths.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Donald Trump only picked Matt Gaetz for Attorney General because Jeffrey Epstein wasn’t available for the job.
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PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Tulsi Gabbard once called Trump, “Saudi Arabia’s bitch”
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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 13/11/2024
Tulsi Gabbard for DNI, a Russian spy. Brilliant
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Urban Myths @urbanmyths.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Russia basically confirms that they have given something of great value to Trump and now he needs to repay the favor. And Canada’s Prime Minister Justin Trudeau testified under oath that Tucker Carlson is a Russian asset. So do people still believe the Russian thing is a hoax?
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Urban Myths @urbanmyths.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
I’m in the Alina Habba For Prison Fanclub, does that count?
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CALL TO ACTIVISM @calltoactivism.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
A lot of accounts asking for followers but we follow back everyone who asks no matter how long it takes us! RT and drop a heart if we still need to get you! 💙
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Urban Myths @urbanmyths.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
💙 After 16 years on Twitter I’m leaving to find greener pastures. Threads was nice for minute but Blue Sky feels like home. Will follow all who post on this thread and I look forward to calmer seas on our journey ahead.
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Urban Myths @urbanmyths.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Live look at GOP conference meeting.
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Urban Myths @urbanmyths.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Where are all the Merrick Garland apologists now? Answer: they’re all eating crow. They assured us that everything was going to plan and that Trump would be brought to justice. They lectured anyone who doubted them that they didn’t understand the law and just be patient.
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Urban Myths @urbanmyths.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
I thought I was watching QVC so I bought the blender. #KatieBritt #Democracy
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₦ØLØNGɆⱤ°SΔI∩TS @sleepingsaints.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
First post as a Twitter refuge! How many ppl on Blue Sky still care about Democracy?
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Lisa @laatlblue.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
Just got this from a Facebook friend..
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Urban Myths @urbanmyths.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Does anyone know where I can go to get my sanity back after enduring years of Elon Musk over at Twitter’s Arkham Insane Asylum? I feel like I just left an abusive relationship. You don’t realize how badly you’ve been treated until you leave. #NoDemUnder1k
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I Smoked Kirkmas @dknight10k.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
We're going to take over this place the same way we took over threads: by building up all of you First, hit the like button, reply with #NoDemUnder1k, and most importantly, hit the REPOST button. Then follow each other back. The easiest way to do so is to follow everyone who reposts. Here's how:
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Urban Myths @urbanmyths.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Everyone waiting for the last sane user to turn off the lights over at Elon Musk’s Twitter hellscape before finally switching over to Bluesky.
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