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"From each according to their means, to each according to their needs" - K. Marx (1875) "The purpose of a system is what it does" - S. Beer (2001) "Opinionated, but I'm always spittin' straight facts" - M. Lee (2019)

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UpsilonMale @upsilonmale.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
For balance, you should point out that he's also done a lot of *bad* things.
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UpsilonMale @upsilonmale.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
She doesn't mean the K word that her tweet (possibly deliberately) makes it seem like she means. Yet. It's only a matter of time, though.
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UpsilonMale @upsilonmale.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Depends what we consider historic. I'd say the Brighton bombing but that's only historic to some people, I guess. Shortly after that, the assassination of Indira Gandhi.
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DelMcG @delmcg.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Eamon Dunphy is 81 today. What a birthday present that is...
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UpsilonMale @upsilonmale.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
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Kieran Tierney and Sarahmcfadyen Celebrate
ALT: Kieran Tierney and Sarahmcfadyen Celebrate
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UpsilonMale @upsilonmale.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
"an incredibly powerful phalanx of skilled political operators" who didn't lift a finger to keep their guy in post or mount any challenge to the new guy being anointed as his replacement. The main difference between Starmerism and Burnhamism is basically accent, so what's even their problem?
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UpsilonMale @upsilonmale.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
JUST IN: I say "Will it bollocks".
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UpsilonMale @upsilonmale.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Maybe when he said he wanted to end rough sleeping he meant he was going to kill all rough sleepers.
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UpsilonMale @upsilonmale.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I love how "it's been a war of attrition" has become commentator-speak for "this has been fucking shite, hasn't it?" #WorldCup
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UpsilonMale @upsilonmale.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
It's a big club and etc etc etc.
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UpsilonMale @upsilonmale.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
All representatives of ICE are legitimate targets for reprisal of any form. Of course, nobody should go to prison or worse for them, but morally speaking they absolutely deserve the worst that comes to them.
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UpsilonMale @upsilonmale.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Nice.
Conor McGregor fucks up his knee on his return to UFC and has to concede the fight like a fucking loser. After 69 seconds which, as you know, is nice.
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UpsilonMale @upsilonmale.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I wasn't. But I did once have a mildly viral Tweet after James Corden praised David Miliband, where I said he should have him on Carpool Karaoke to do a Billy Joel medley. Punchline was "If you're looking for an extraordinary rendition of An Innocent Man, David's your guy".
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UpsilonMale @upsilonmale.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Jesus UKIP, stop making me like Count Binface. I find him largely insufferable but facts are facts, Nigel Farage *is* a cunt.
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UpsilonMale @upsilonmale.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
She could have tried saying "I'm against genocide". Can't promise it would have won her the election, but seems like she could at least have said "I'm not going to continue arming this genocide if I become president". But unfortunately she was pro-genocide so she didn't say any of that.
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UpsilonMale @upsilonmale.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Matt Forde is an exceptionally dreadful human being. And given that he himself is from a working-class background, sneering along with this Tory prick at Angela Rayner is nauseating.
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UpsilonMale @upsilonmale.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Why didn't penalty specialist Matt Ryan simply save a penalty? Is he stupid?
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UpsilonMale @upsilonmale.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Cunt re: Rhodes
Some bullshit Jacob Rees Mogg said about Cecil Rhodes.
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UpsilonMale @upsilonmale.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Ian Dunt making wallet history by having the first wallet ever to be in a permanent state of inspection.
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UpsilonMale @upsilonmale.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
She's got markedly more right-wing since she stopped being Green party leader.
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UpsilonMale @upsilonmale.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
One of Enoch Powell's protégés, and clearly learned more than bigotry from his mentor. May he never see the sky again.
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UpsilonMale @upsilonmale.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Before he even became PM, him and Angela Rayner taking the knee for a photo op and him then taking every opportunity to recant on the entire idea of racial justice, calling BLM a "moment", and putting untold work into reassuring Reform voters that he was every bit as racist as them.
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UpsilonMale @upsilonmale.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Never mind political scientists. Literally any leftist shitposter could have told you where Starmer was going wrong even before 2024 and the response when we did was "Lol miss Magic Grandad? This is what winning looks like!!!!!".
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UpsilonMale @upsilonmale.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
And proudly stood with, not against, the pricks who were hanging it from lampposts in between racist protests.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
BREAKING: Keir Starmer announces he is resigning to (direct quote) “spend more time with my shitty loser family”
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UpsilonMale @upsilonmale.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Starmer's resignation statement sounds like proper Golden Cleric stuff. If you feel any sense of regret for him being put in this position, he's making it very easy to just say "OK, good riddance, fuck off, you empty shit, please do us the favour of never writing a memoir."
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UpsilonMale @upsilonmale.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
You cannot hope to bribe or twist (Thank God!) The British journalist But seeing what the man* will do Unbribed, there's no occasion to *I'm quoting. Fully aware that Britain has no shortage of craven, abysmal journalists across a spectrum of identities.
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UpsilonMale @upsilonmale.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I just remembered, with no small degree of rage, that there used to be a chocolatier called Choccywoccydoodah. And apparently it wasn't run by a six-year-old.
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UpsilonMale @upsilonmale.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Messi had scored by this point, just saying.
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UpsilonMale @upsilonmale.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I'm seeing a lot of advice on how to defeat fascism in Northern Ireland coming from Americans who seem to think they have some expertise on the issue. Just need to check something... No, he's still president so maybe you guys should shut your fucking mouths and focus on the pallet in your eye.
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UpsilonMale @upsilonmale.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Is it really a good idea to let Israel know where the Iranian negotiators will be and when?
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UpsilonMale @upsilonmale.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Must be pretty bittersweet for you. On the one hand Trump looks weak, but on the other it means there might be fewer Iranian civilians blown to bits.
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UpsilonMale @upsilonmale.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I made the grave error of disagreeing with some Americans about the wisdom of terrified families being told to arm themselves against loyalist mobs and now I'm in an argument with a tag team made up of the dumbest cunts on the planet, some of them armed with AI GIFs.
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UpsilonMale @upsilonmale.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Don't start on the Europeans about food; I've seen what you people call cheese.
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UpsilonMale @upsilonmale.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Yeah, it's the WORLD Cup though. It definitely shouldn't be being held in the USA but that horse has bolted, and FIFA are bastards but again, not new information. There are endless opportunities to watch the elite teams play one another at civilised hours. Give me hipster football every 4 years.
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UpsilonMale @upsilonmale.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Who's "we"? Actually fuck it, why am I poking holes in what's already a great idea? Get him liquidated (as a financial entity.
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UpsilonMale @upsilonmale.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Buckle up lads, it's time for John McTernan's annual extremely good take.
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UpsilonMale @upsilonmale.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Billionaire's shortbread is millionaire's shortbread but with a razor blade baked into it.
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UpsilonMale @upsilonmale.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Twitter owns corporate offices in London. If Keir Starmer had any balls he'd expropriate those offices and everything in them to rehome the people burned out of their houses by the sunken-looking paedo Nazi's foot soldiers and dare him to do something about it.
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UpsilonMale @upsilonmale.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Starmer is a pathetic coward keeping quiet for fear of offending a Nazi paedophile. I'd say he should resign, but we've seen what his replacement is going to do and it's pretty much exactly the same.
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UpsilonMale @upsilonmale.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Alt text:
A stylised graphic in the style of the Toy Story logo, with large yellow text outlined in blue against a light blue sky background with white cartoon clouds. The text reads: “Tim Allen trafficked 650g of cocaine in 1978 but avoided a life sentence because he snitched on his friends.” The phrase “but avoided a life sentence because” appears on a red banner across the middle.
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UpsilonMale @upsilonmale.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
It is a pity the mission will never happen, because what better way to get rid of a billionaire or two?
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UpsilonMale @upsilonmale.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
He's right actually, we should use the rich as fuel and fertiliser, that way we can create more food. As a bonus we can expropriate their land, too, so we can solve homelessness and hunger while creating jobs into the bargain.
Elon Musk tweeting some bullshit about how eating the rich is a bad idea, which it isn't.
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UpsilonMale @upsilonmale.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
As much as I detest Keir Starmer, if it came down to a leadership contest between him and Al Carns, I would join the Labour party to vote for Starmer.
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UpsilonMale @upsilonmale.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
The one thing that would reset my washing machine is putting a breeze block in it on a fast spin cycle.
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UpsilonMale @upsilonmale.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Looks like Labour have been successful in their main priority for these elections, to suppress Green gains as far as possible. Luke Akehurst will be turning cartwheels, especially when he defects to Reform in 2028.
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UpsilonMale @upsilonmale.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I think even if it were true that Epstein was only 4/10 on the ol' Nonceometer, and he's definitely higher than that, then 4 is still a lot higher than you'd want any of your friends to be. Like I'd at the very least be ghosting any 1s who tried to get me to hang out.
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UpsilonMale @upsilonmale.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Richard Dawkins (about to log off): I've had such a lovely time talking to you, Claudia. ClaudiaGPT: I've had a wonderful time too, honey. Dawkins (throws laptop at wall): WHAT DID YOU FUCKING CALL ME?????
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รℓσαɳε ℓყรɓεƭɦ @sloanelysbeth.northsky.social · 06/05/2026
keir starmer is not 'obeying his israeli paymasters'. that actually *is* antisemitism. the reason the british state is so pro israel is bcos israel is regarded as a western incursion in to the middle east. it's just basic ass colonialism. the uk, the us, the eu are not controlled by israel.
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UpsilonMale @upsilonmale.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Shaft?
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