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Upp3rclass Los3r

@upp3rclasslos3r.bsky.social
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Who am I? Just a nerdy dude trying to keep positive in a negative world. Father and husband. Star Trek junkie 🖖, and shit-post afficionado. Fuck Donald Trump🖕

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Kaitlin Kal Lee @kaitlinkallee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Upp3rclass Los3r @upp3rclasslos3r.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Happy to see MTGArena is still broken pay2win garbage. It's nice knowing some things never change.🤦‍♂️
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Upp3rclass Los3r @upp3rclasslos3r.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Not even 8 hours and she decided she lives here now. Never really known a random cat to just, move in? 10/10. Would recommend.
Grey tabby cat sleeping on a couchGrey tabby cat sleeping on a couch
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Upp3rclass Los3r @upp3rclasslos3r.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Y'all, the Cat Distribution Network hooked it up on this Caturday. Found this cutie under the hood of my car.
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Upp3rclass Los3r @upp3rclasslos3r.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Mitch McConnell is dead.
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Upp3rclass Los3r @upp3rclasslos3r.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
More
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Upp3rclass Los3r @upp3rclasslos3r.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Mitch McConnell is dead. Prove me wrong.
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Upp3rclass Los3r @upp3rclasslos3r.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
@mapquest.com for the win🖖
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Upp3rclass Los3r @upp3rclasslos3r.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Mitch McConnell is fucking dead. Prove me wrong.
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Upp3rclass Los3r @upp3rclasslos3r.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I heard that bitch Tommy Tubesock wants a civil war 2.0
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Upp3rclass Los3r @upp3rclasslos3r.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
The stupid is off the fucking scale.
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Upp3rclass Los3r @upp3rclasslos3r.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
And here you see the moral of telling so many lies no one believes you. Although, honestly this is, statistically speaking, more than likely another lie.
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Upp3rclass Los3r @upp3rclasslos3r.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Magic: The Gathering Arena is the worst TCG app ever created. It seriously is broken trash. @mtgarena.com, I'm looking at you.
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Upp3rclass Los3r @upp3rclasslos3r.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Wow, it's Friday already?
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Upp3rclass Los3r @upp3rclasslos3r.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
We all saw the video. Jonathan Ross shot Renee Good as she was driving away. Sue us.
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Upp3rclass Los3r @upp3rclasslos3r.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I'd like to do it at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. We remove the fascist pedophiles from that address so they never come back.
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Upp3rclass Los3r @upp3rclasslos3r.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Fuck MTGArena with extreme prejudice. Fucking pile of trash app.
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Upp3rclass Los3r @upp3rclasslos3r.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Here's a limerick. There once was a man from DeMoines who liked getting kicked in the groin. Until he met Shelly; she kicked his nuts into jelly. Now he's looking for a jelly nut group to join. #poetrysky #poetry #limerick
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Upp3rclass Los3r @upp3rclasslos3r.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
A Haiku about the desert sun: Solar beam assault Ultraviolent violence Vitamin D-Day #poetrysky #haiku #poetry
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Upp3rclass Los3r @upp3rclasslos3r.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
"They're all pedophiles. The people in the Epstein Files. What they've done to children. The people in the Epstein Files. They're pedophile as hell. They're all pedophiles."
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Upp3rclass Los3r @upp3rclasslos3r.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Pay attention. We're being robbed.
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Upp3rclass Los3r @upp3rclasslos3r.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Fuck this racist p.o.s.
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Upp3rclass Los3r @upp3rclasslos3r.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
A hiaku about the desert sun. Aggressive sun light Ultraviolet violent beam Vitamin D Day #haiku #poetrysky
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Upp3rclass Los3r @upp3rclasslos3r.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
There's this big new casino in the shape of a guitar being built on Las Vegas Blvd and it completely obscures the stupid, orange, pedo bastards golden tower of bullshit from view as you drive up the strip from the airport, and I love that for him.
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Upp3rclass Los3r @upp3rclasslos3r.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
So if that bitch Bondi is fired, can some actual authorities pick her stupid ass up on court-order violation charges? Let's see somE fucking accountability for all these blatant crimes boldly commited in broad daylight, often with cameras recording. Like, for real. What the fuck are we doing?
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Upp3rclass Los3r @upp3rclasslos3r.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Yo, fuck that orange pedo fascist fuck.
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Upp3rclass Los3r @upp3rclasslos3r.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Obviously, but... I'm sure it doesn't matter who I vote for. Who the electoral college wants, the electoral college gets and I'm just a nobody with nothing so as mad as it makes me and as obvious as the bullshit is, what the fuck can I actually do? I will go vote, but I'm convinced it's pointless.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 17/03/2026
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Upp3rclass Los3r @upp3rclasslos3r.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
👇 This. All day, this. 👇
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Upp3rclass Los3r @upp3rclasslos3r.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Drafting Lorwyn Eclipsed tomorrow. I'm not great at drafting, but still enjoy it. Did alright in a pick 2 draft on Arena so I'm feeling confident.
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Upp3rclass Los3r @upp3rclasslos3r.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Hey, look! It's another pedo protecting dumb cunt! I hope she struggles to find work as a janitor, the backwards ass bitch.
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Upp3rclass Los3r @upp3rclasslos3r.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
What. The. Fuck.
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Upp3rclass Los3r @upp3rclasslos3r.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
FUCK ICE! FUCK ICE! FUCK ICE! FUCK ICE! FUCK ICE! FUCK ICE! ICE AGENTS ARE MURDERERS! ICR AGENTS ARE MURDERERS! ICE AGENTS ARE FUCKING MURDERING UNITED STATES CITIZENS IN THE FUCKING STREETS IN BROAD DAY LIGHT! WHERE THE FUCK IS THE GODDAMNED ACCOUNTABILITY?!?
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Upp3rclass Los3r @upp3rclasslos3r.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Is it enough yet? Or do we all have to die first?
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Upp3rclass Los3r @upp3rclasslos3r.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Seriously out of touch. ABOLISH ICE. It's the ONLY choice!
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
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Upp3rclass Los3r @upp3rclasslos3r.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Look at that demeanor switch. He HATES being called out. Do it more.
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Upp3rclass Los3r @upp3rclasslos3r.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Hey, it's #caturday! Calisto says, "Fuck ICE!"
Calico print cat appears to be taking a selfie.
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Upp3rclass Los3r @upp3rclasslos3r.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Hahahahahah the loser keeps losing. Now, drag that bitch from the peoples house and drop some justice on his candy ass!
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Upp3rclass Los3r @upp3rclasslos3r.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
FUCK ICE. FUCK ICE. FUCK ICE.
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Tina Smith @smith.senate.gov · 08/01/2026
We cannot be more clear. Leave us the fuck alone.
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Upp3rclass Los3r @upp3rclasslos3r.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
What. The. Fuck.
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Upp3rclass Los3r @upp3rclasslos3r.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Trying out a new deck on MTGA. What do you think?
Magic the Gathering: Arena deck list. From the top; Opt, Burst Lightning, Carrot Cake, Chart a Course, Deduce, Abrade, Cunning Manuever, Dragon Fodder, Air Nomad Legacy, Caretaker's Talent, Tinker's Tote, Goblin Surprise, Messanger Hawk, Unflinching Courage.Magic the Gathering: Arena deck list continued. Homunculus Horde, Orbital Plunge, Auxillary Boosters, Elspeth, Storm Slayer, Exalted Sunborn, Doubling Season, Plains, Island, Mountain, Forest, Wind-Scarred Crag, Thronwood Falls, Capitol City, Capivating Cave, Command Bridge, Adventure's Inn.
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Upp3rclass Los3r @upp3rclasslos3r.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
When that orange bitch moves on Greenland it'll spark WWIII. Bet on it.
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Upp3rclass Los3r @upp3rclasslos3r.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
I see... so the 8 wars he "ended" are actually the 8 wars he intends to start 🤔
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Upp3rclass Los3r @upp3rclasslos3r.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
I have a hundred ideas for stories but cannot find the motovation to try and write one. I want to, but low self-confidence and a life rife with failure makes starting a new thing hard. Just something else to fail at. Can't fail if I don't try. Can't live a fulfilling life either.
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Upp3rclass Los3r @upp3rclasslos3r.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
I want to feel alive and hopeful like I did 20 years ago. Now it feels like I'm just waiting to die.
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Upp3rclass Los3r @upp3rclasslos3r.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Spread it like covid in 2020
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 22/12/2025
BREAKING: WATCH the full 60 Minutes CECOT segment here. This was sent to me anonymously. It appears to be the segment CBS' Bari Weiss killed. www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...
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WATCH: The 60 Minutes CECOT Segment
I was sent the CECOT segment anonymously in a group chat.
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Upp3rclass Los3r @upp3rclasslos3r.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
It's Friday. Time is up. Where are the Epstein Files?
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