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Chris - UpDownPunch 🔼🔽👊

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Entertainment Writer - Bylines @ Looper, Digital Trends, Game Rant, The Gamer, Screen Rant, CBR. Husband/Father. Action Figure collector. Slash groupie. Batman fanatic......Nerd.

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Chris - UpDownPunch 🔼🔽👊 @updownpunch.bsky.social · 8h
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Chris - UpDownPunch 🔼🔽👊 @updownpunch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Finally got to see Resident Evil with my wife. What a great film. There's no doubt Cregger was heavily inspired by The Thing. Damn fine horror film.
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Resident Evil
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Chris - UpDownPunch 🔼🔽👊 @updownpunch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Does the Hawaiian shirt make me look more chill and relaxed?
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Chris - UpDownPunch 🔼🔽👊 @updownpunch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I hope every single man in my sphere is as fucking appalled by the Cornell situation as I am and would actively do something if they in that situation. I got a daughter, and murder charges would follow if any prick got even remotely close to that.
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Chris - UpDownPunch 🔼🔽👊 @updownpunch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I couldn't not do it.
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Chris - UpDownPunch 🔼🔽👊 @updownpunch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Silent Hill: Townhall Atmosphere: ✔️
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Chris - UpDownPunch 🔼🔽👊 @updownpunch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Gonna switch gears to horror with Silent Hill Townfall tonight but man I've been loving Wolverine.
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Chris - UpDownPunch 🔼🔽👊 @updownpunch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Can't wait to dive into more Silent Hill!
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Chris - UpDownPunch 🔼🔽👊 @updownpunch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You know, 1600 layoffs, now Halo Studios, and Ninja Theory is next. All this talent gone yet they simultaneously save/fund Kojima's game? To spite Sony? Or because it makes business sense? I'm happy Physint is saved, but neither Sony nor Microsoft seem to know what they are doing.
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Chris - UpDownPunch 🔼🔽👊 @updownpunch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I am loving Wolverine. It's totally cool if you don't like it. I do feel like the short, linear game is dwindling and I wish there were more. Anyhow, this is my somewhat defensive piece on Wolverine and games like it. comicbook.com/gaming/featu...
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I'm Tired of 100-Hour Games, And Marvel's Wolverine Is Exactly What I Want Right Now
Marvel's Wolverine offers a nice counter-weight to the expansive, time-consuming open world games that flood the market.
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Chris - UpDownPunch 🔼🔽👊 @updownpunch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Fuuuuuuggin loving Wolverine. That is all
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Chris - UpDownPunch 🔼🔽👊 @updownpunch.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I know I'm 4 years late... but Marvel (even for this comic nerd) had gotten tiresome. But finally watched She Hulk and what damn great piece of entertainment. I had low expectations - but I'll be damned if it's one of the most fun Marvel things I've seen lately.
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She-Hulk Winks & Flexes Muscle
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Chris - UpDownPunch 🔼🔽👊 @updownpunch.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I'm 40 today.... I don't know how I feel about it
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Chris - UpDownPunch 🔼🔽👊 @updownpunch.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Look... I'm not a hostile guy in the entertainment space. But I'm pretty sure I'm going to now hate Xbox forever for ruining id. They fucked up
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Chris - UpDownPunch 🔼🔽👊 @updownpunch.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
As a massive JP fan as a young kid... this guy was a major part of my childhood. There was a time when I was likely and realistically watching Jurassic Park 5 times a week while I played with my dino toys. I played Oceanic's JP on SNES and Chaos Continues religiously. This is sad... RIP boss
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Chris - UpDownPunch 🔼🔽👊 @updownpunch.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Happy 4th American friends!!
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Chris - UpDownPunch 🔼🔽👊 @updownpunch.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
USA!!! Wooo. Go team US!! Man I love the World Cup. Aaaa
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Chris - UpDownPunch 🔼🔽👊 @updownpunch.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I'm just going to say, AI or not... this game looks gorgeous and I can't wait for more Tomb Raider. I really fucking can't. Aaaaaa
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Chris - UpDownPunch 🔼🔽👊 @updownpunch.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Been playing AND loving Bond. But still also enjoying Tomb Raider. Angel of Darkness is better than I remembered - how?
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Chris - UpDownPunch 🔼🔽👊 @updownpunch.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Finished Saros and the post-credits Epilogue (which I recommend you do). Man what a cool, symbolic, and thematically deep story tied into a stellar, fun game.
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Chris - UpDownPunch 🔼🔽👊 @updownpunch.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Damn Despaigne... that was quick! I mean dude has an 87... I repeat... 87 inch wingspan. He's got a lot of windup/power behind those punches.
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Chris - UpDownPunch 🔼🔽👊 @updownpunch.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Ooooh more brainless meat puppets for the maggots!! Can't wait!!
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Chris - UpDownPunch 🔼🔽👊 @updownpunch.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Definitely the Smart Rifle and spamming the shit out of the Crossbow alt-fire.
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Chris - UpDownPunch 🔼🔽👊 @updownpunch.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Saros is just as crazy as Returnal. I love it.
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Chris - UpDownPunch 🔼🔽👊 @updownpunch.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
I dig it. Returnal 2.
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Chris - UpDownPunch 🔼🔽👊 @updownpunch.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I'm so pumped!!
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Chris - UpDownPunch 🔼🔽👊 @updownpunch.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Just a bit of venting. But I'm rather bitter today that the 2 subhumans who decided to shoot at each other at Baton Rouge mall food court - a place my family frequents - couldn't have the decency to actually hit each other & not the 10 bystanders (one 17 yr old girl killed). Fucking degenerates.
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Chris - UpDownPunch 🔼🔽👊 @updownpunch.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I am dying to just sit & play RDR1, Undead Nightmare, and RDR2 for a while now. Why is life so damn busy & so many great, new games constantly coming out haha. Sometimes I long for the days when I'd replay MGS1 or Ocarina or RE2 50 times before taking on another game or in between games.
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Chris - UpDownPunch 🔼🔽👊 @updownpunch.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I present... Karen Baccalieri's Baked Zit al Forno. I f'n nailed it. And... like Karen, I made a second batch to freeze for a rainy day. As suspected... the recipe tasted 👌
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Chris - UpDownPunch 🔼🔽👊 @updownpunch.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Daaaaamn. I'm so ready. This looks nuts. Evil Dead Burn youtu.be/nOwUnhIs0sY?...
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Evil Dead Burn | Date Announce Teaser
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Chris - UpDownPunch 🔼🔽👊 @updownpunch.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Every time I play Mafia II and pause the game... the soft keys music makes me melancholic and reflective. Why is the damn pause music in a Mafia game so friggin sad sounding!!!
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Chris - UpDownPunch 🔼🔽👊 @updownpunch.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Just randomly remembering that time Monica (on Yellowstone) faked a car breakdown to catch a highway murderer, had her hood popped, but told the guy that stopped she needed a spare tire.....
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Chris - UpDownPunch 🔼🔽👊 @updownpunch.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Like I can't get this game out of my head. The writing, the production, its just all an incredible work of modern art. I'm just envious I can't write something equally thought-provoking as it is engaging. Sam Lake (and all of Remedy), bravo.
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Chris - UpDownPunch 🔼🔽👊 @updownpunch.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Alan Wake 2 is a masterpiece. That is all.
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Chris - UpDownPunch 🔼🔽👊 @updownpunch.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
God of War Greek shit back!!!!! I can't I'm soooooooo pumped. Trilogy remake, Sons of Sparta
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Chris - UpDownPunch 🔼🔽👊 @updownpunch.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Man City comeback! Cherki was robbed of that goal
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Chris - UpDownPunch 🔼🔽👊 @updownpunch.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Haha... found this little dude cleaning out my closet of shit. Mega construction did some cool minifigs. I know I have more aside from Kratos some where.
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Chris - UpDownPunch 🔼🔽👊 @updownpunch.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Currently watch The Conjuring: Last Rites - finally... so far this is much better than the third film (3 was meh). Old lady ghost and the mirror room... freaky as shit.
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Rad_Dad_Undead_Redemption @raddadredemption.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Look we got enough doom and gloom in real life news, lets try to not spread that to a new game announcement or trailer. Let people have their excitement. People now more then ever need ways to escape the everyday stress of life and the world. Let's protect our fun and peace.
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Chris - UpDownPunch 🔼🔽👊 @updownpunch.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
I need a solid "punching bag" game. I've got so much to take out... cod won't cut it... especially when I get my ass kicked
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Chris - UpDownPunch 🔼🔽👊 @updownpunch.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
I'm not good... ugh. I hate not being good. I don't know what to do with myself.
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Chris - UpDownPunch 🔼🔽👊 @updownpunch.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
So last night, I dreamt that my forearm skin just slid down and there was nothing underneath but a PVC pipe... I freaked out to my wife in my dream having an existential crisis that I thought I knew what we were, flesh and bones... but we are cheap constructs. I woke up this morning like...
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Chris - UpDownPunch 🔼🔽👊 @updownpunch.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Ooooh... thats why they keep making Jurassic World movies (and I'm a JP nut so I keep seeing 'em)... even the awful ones passed $1b. I'd keep making em too!
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Chris - UpDownPunch 🔼🔽👊 @updownpunch.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
I think my goal this year is going to be to serve others. Maybe try the old "finding myself by losing myself" approach. Besides nothing bad can ever come from spreading kindness.
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Chris - UpDownPunch 🔼🔽👊 @updownpunch.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Best advice I can give anyone. If you're on meds (for a reason) don't go off your meds. I say this, and will probably have to relearn this again... like I've done before.
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Chris - UpDownPunch 🔼🔽👊 @updownpunch.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
I used to enjoy turn-based RPGs as a kid. I've since gotten tired of them (Baldur's Gate 3 being the exception). But literally EVERYONE told me to not sleep on Expedition 33. My sister even bought it for me for Christmas telling me the same. 3 hours in... and I'm mesmerized
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Chris - UpDownPunch 🔼🔽👊 @updownpunch.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Christmas Pickle platinumed... finally figured out that damn star puzzle lol. Janky, but quirky little game.
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Chris - UpDownPunch 🔼🔽👊 @updownpunch.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Haha yeah because nothing says great pizza like a licensed, corporate brand. Maybe this will prove me wrong lol... something inside me doubts it though.
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Chris - UpDownPunch 🔼🔽👊 @updownpunch.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
100% Indiana Jones and the Great Circle and Order of Giants. Holy frickin hell what an experience. I'm giddy as hell and can't wait for more... sadly, I'll have to.
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Chris - UpDownPunch 🔼🔽👊 @updownpunch.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
After playing Indiana Jones and the Great Circle, I firmly believe Machine Games should do Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!! 2
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