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vampia (tone-deaf and hot) 🦇 @upandawayxo.bsky.social · 11h

nobody reminded me to add to the thread and now it feels like it’s too late :(

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vampia (tone-deaf and hot) 🦇 @upandawayxo.bsky.social · 12h

me eating my favourite dish my grandma used to make for the first time since she died (finally managed to veganize)

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Jill Cervel Crying While Eating (Do Over Damsel)

Alt: Animated Character Crying While Eating

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vampia (tone-deaf and hot) 🦇 @upandawayxo.bsky.social · 20h

my banking app is really throwing hands today

screenshot from banking app

Budget
You need to reduce your spending.
Reserves
Increase your reserves.
Protection
You are lacking essential protection.

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vampia (tone-deaf and hot) 🦇 @upandawayxo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

aaaaaactually this seems to be working fine for cleveland but not babylon helppppp

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vampia (tone-deaf and hot) 🦇 @upandawayxo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

looping one encore track at a time until my brain registers it as a banger. 2 down already, do you think i'll manage with cleveland lol

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vampia (tone-deaf and hot) 🦇 @upandawayxo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

unfortunately i just learned how quick and easy it is to make candied almonds and i think this might become a problem

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vampia (tone-deaf and hot) 🦇 @upandawayxo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

what movie should i watch tonight? what was the last movie you really LOVED? like not just enjoyed watching, but MORE than that

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vampia (tone-deaf and hot) 🦇 @upandawayxo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

im trying to read this book extra slowly because i don’t want it to end and i was already struck by how short it is when i bought it but i only got 10 more pages ahead of me this is a nightmare

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vampia (tone-deaf and hot) 🦇 @upandawayxo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

these goddamn boots i’ve had for a year are still shredding my heels i’m about to step into a filled bathtub bc at this point it honestly can’t get any worse

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vampia (tone-deaf and hot) 🦇 @upandawayxo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

TWICE! he did it to me TWICE!! he could’ve at least given the pig a different name!!

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vampia (tone-deaf and hot) 🦇 @upandawayxo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

listen, i love john green, but you can't make a 22yo think "we're so young, our joints are still good" UNIRONICALLY

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tree, in pain 👻🪾 @treepaineburner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

we’re either 100% right about everything or she’s having a mental breakdown (probably both)

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vampia (tone-deaf and hot) 🦇 @upandawayxo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

is it free to stream anywhere yet? i cancelled my apple music 6 months ago and i’m not going to sign up again

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vampia (tone-deaf and hot) 🦇 @upandawayxo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

really …. interesting …. of john green to always say he doesn’t want to be conflated with the protagonists of his novels yet he makes them experience countless *very specific* situations that he talked about having experienced himself in detail. IN THE SAME OUTFIT.

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vampia (tone-deaf and hot) 🦇 @upandawayxo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

bought so many donuts i got a voucher for a free tote bag a couple of months ago but i couldn’t decide which of the two colours to get. this week the app glitched and gave me a second voucher so now i have two tote bags 🫢

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vampia (tone-deaf and hot) 🦇 @upandawayxo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

i’ve been listening to john green telling that fucking moth joke for over a decade and now he’s finally gone and put it into one of his novels 💀

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vampia (tone-deaf and hot) 🦇 @upandawayxo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

what disease did she catch and will it lead to the death of a showgirl?

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vampia (tone-deaf and hot) 🦇 @upandawayxo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

i just got the notification about the countdown and ROLLED MY EYES. chat i might be over it. just do what you’re gonna do lmao

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vampia (tone-deaf and hot) 🦇 @upandawayxo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

leave it to german publicly funded broadcasting to dub an isreali woman saying "[german] taxes shouldn't be paying for so many children to be killed" with "[german] taxes shouldn't be paying for children in gaza to starve" AND SHE LED WITH "I FEEL LIKE I CAN'T SAY THIS ON GERMAN TV"!!!!!!!!!!!

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vampia (tone-deaf and hot) 🦇 @upandawayxo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

man i really rediscovered my love for stuffing my face until i feel sick in japan and now i can’t stop

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vampia (tone-deaf and hot) 🦇 @upandawayxo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

i am one again AGHAST at the selection. and they all look the same!! all AI generated covers!! ewwwwww

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vampia (tone-deaf and hot) 🦇 @upandawayxo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

do i trust amazon (i know but it's the only place that sells it) to deliver my signed copy of H,E tomorrow or will they fuck up as they do every time and i will have to trek to a store, end up with two copies, and start reading a day late, LIKE IT HAPPENS EVERY FUCKING TIME I'M EXCITED FOR A BOOK

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vampia (tone-deaf and hot) 🦇 @upandawayxo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

i just found out what americans usually sell as “rye bread” and now i understand how martin auer manages to charge 60 bucks for a loaf of actual rye bread *yes lots of generalisations and stereotypes in this post*

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vampia (tone-deaf and hot) 🦇 @upandawayxo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

i love when i fuck around and it turns out delicious!!!!

poppy seed and plum tarte with crumbles on top. a piece has bee cut from the tarte. the crust turned out a tad thick

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vampia (tone-deaf and hot) 🦇 @upandawayxo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

watching ted lasso 3x6 sunglowers always makes me want to rewatch doctor who

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vampia (tone-deaf and hot) 🦇 @upandawayxo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

justifying making an entire cake for myself by calling it recipe development

cake tin lined with shortcrust, small pot of poppyseed filling, glass of plum jam, all photographed from above. big piece of leftover shortcrust dough that is resting inside the cake tin will be used for a crumble topping

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vampia (tone-deaf and hot) 🦇 @upandawayxo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

OH MY GOD I FORGOT WHAT MONTH IT IS I FORGOT HOLLYWOOD, ENDING IS COMING OUT IN T H R E E DAYS

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vampia (tone-deaf and hot) 🦇 @upandawayxo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

i really thought i had a grip on my adhd until like 6 months ago (i didn’t) but this shit is lowkey ruining my lifeeeeee in multiple ways

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vampia (tone-deaf and hot) 🦇 @upandawayxo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

guess how my stomach is feeling right now 🤡

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vampia (tone-deaf and hot) 🦇 @upandawayxo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

thinking about just eating my 500g of gingerbread in one sitting so they don’t make me go over my calorie allowance every day for the next three weeks (don’t ask my why i bought them; yadayada semiprofessional glutton, maybe i should start a mukbang channel)

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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

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vampia (tone-deaf and hot) 🦇 @upandawayxo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

if sugar is so bad for me, why do i always feel better after i had some 😭

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vampia (tone-deaf and hot) 🦇 @upandawayxo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

first one secured ✔️ (yes i have multiple restock notifications turned on and i’m just going to buy what comes into stock first 💀)

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vampia (tone-deaf and hot) 🦇 @upandawayxo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

brought home seven kilos of pancake weight ✌🏻😔

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vampia (tone-deaf and hot) 🦇 @upandawayxo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

thread is alive!! i think i’ve now posted something for every day in tokyo. i’ll be looking at kyoto pics after i cook dinner maybe. osaka will be rough lmao i kinda stopped taking pics 💀

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vampia (tone-deaf and hot) 🦇 @upandawayxo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

got up to get the laundry from the machine. noticed my leg had fallen asleep. nbd, i’ll just walk it off. narrator: she did not walk it off. in fact, she didn’t walk anywhere. but that’s going to be a lovely bruise tomorrow.

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vampia (tone-deaf and hot) 🦇 @upandawayxo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

ich finde dich doch scheiße, wo ist mein finderlohn?? 🗣️🗣️🗣️

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vampia (tone-deaf and hot) 🦇 @upandawayxo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

> me wondering why everything smells like feet > blackberries are over, hops is everywhere (i fucking hate hops)

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vampia (tone-deaf and hot) 🦇 @upandawayxo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

ass is back and HE BROUGHT FRIENDS. all pants too small 🫩

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vampia (tone-deaf and hot) 🦇 @upandawayxo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

my employer wants me to *checks notes* download a walking / step tracker to my *checks notes again* personal device? lmaooooo absolutely the fuck not 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

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vampia (tone-deaf and hot) 🦇 @upandawayxo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

honestly tempted to get myself three advent calendars this year to make up for the disaster of having NONE last year

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vampia (tone-deaf and hot) 🦇 @upandawayxo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

going to literally strangle my colleague who i share an email inbox with, yet she keeps forwarding me emails from that inbox TO THE SAME INBOX

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Man Bangs Head on Table

ALT: Man Bangs Head on Table

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