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Mike @uofmyke.bsky.social · 18h
Today was a good day 🏈🐿️
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Mike @uofmyke.bsky.social · 18h
PJ does a lot of corny type stuff, which I'm cool with. Pretending to drench himself with water from the Jug while holding a water bottle on the other side might be the corniest thing PJ has done and I absolutely love every second of it. It's a classic Gopher moment.
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Nick Baumgardner @nickbaumgardner.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
In 1970, students in a fifth-grade class at Hawthorne School in Beverly Hills were assigned to write a letter to someone they admired, asking them “What makes a good citizen?" So 10yr old Joel Lipton wrote to Peanuts cartoonist Charles M. Schulz. Joel got a reply.
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Mike @uofmyke.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The algorithm seems to think I want to see a bunch of posts about the Gophers beating Michigan. You know what?
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
did you know: pj fleck can’t donate blood to the red cross because his veins only carry mountain dew
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Chris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 04/10/2026
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Mike @uofmyke.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
31 years of season tickets. First time in my life the Gophers have beaten Michigan at home. Euphoria. 🏈ROW THE BOAT! 🛶 🏈SKI-U-MAH!! 〽️ 🏈GOOOOOOOOO GOPHERS!!! 🐿️ #RAH!
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
they should invent a trader joe's mini ice cream cone the size of a giant ice cream cone
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Aaron Gleeman @aarongleeman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
By far the most important clip from the Twins' end-of-season press conference:
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There’s being calm in the pocket then there’s whatever this is
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Mike @uofmyke.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Pretty good showing for the B1G West this week.
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Mike @uofmyke.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
🏈ROW THE BOAT! 🛶 🏈SKI-U-MAH! 〽️ 🏈GO GOPHERS! 🐿️ #RAH!
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
you spent 30 years covering football and only learned one thing?
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
According to NextGenStats, the Falcons defense recorded 15 quick pressures vs Green Bay tonight, 2nd most on any game this season. The most was 17—which the Vikings defense put up against Green Bay.
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Mike @uofmyke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I just had In-N-Out for the first time in many years... It's a very solid burger with average fries. Definitely would eat it again. Maybe I'm just used to it, but people are crazy if they think any part of this is better than Culver's.
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Mike @uofmyke.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I spend more time than a person should thinking about how I would write my name if I were on Jeopardy
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Maxima @maxima-infinity.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Mike @uofmyke.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Watching football on a split screen for 2 hours and then selecting one of the games to go full screen...
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Bart Simpson's Shocked Reaction
ALT: Bart Simpson's Shocked Reaction
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Mike @uofmyke.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The Chicago Bears are going to set the NFL record for points scored and probably still end up with a negative point differential
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Mike @uofmyke.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Does Wisconsin's punter really golf by putting his right hand entirely over his left hand? This team is a mess!
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Mike @uofmyke.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Absolute bullshit. Hasn't the NCAA protected Michigan enough?
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Mike @uofmyke.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
It's 12:30 AM, the power is out. My dog:
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Mike @uofmyke.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Year 31 🏈🐿️〽️🛶 #RAH!
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Theodore Tollefson @theodoretollefson.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
What a catch by Emmanuel Rodriguez
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W.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
ICE has fallen out of the headlines but July marked the largest number of migrant detentions ever on record. Five migrants have died in ICE custody in the last two months. It's also currently impossible to legally migrate to this country, as 100% of visa applications have been paused.
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Mike @uofmyke.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The Twins have one hit through 5 innings and it's this...
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Mike @uofmyke.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Fifteen hundred years ago, everybody knew the Earth was the center of the universe. Five hundred years ago, everybody knew the Earth was flat and fifteen minutes ago, you knew that humans were alone on this planet. Imagine what you'll know tomorrow...
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Mike @uofmyke.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
There's something about being in a hardware store that makes even the crappiest of snacks look delicious
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Mike @uofmyke.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I'm using a slab phone (Pixel 11 Pro) instead of a folding phone for the first time in 5 years and the urge to open this thing up and use the bigger screen is much harder to break than I thought it would be.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Olivia Miles appears determined to beat Washington herself, what a sequence
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Mike @uofmyke.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The Wolves had a normal off-season one time and they only won a single playoff series that year so they had to go back to being fully chaotic.
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Mike @uofmyke.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
The Twins defense is real bad.
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Mike @uofmyke.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I'm sorry, there are 14 seasons of Futurama now??
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Daniel Thompson @dr-thompson.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
The steal from Olivia Miles followed by yet another absurd look away pass on the break to Natasha Howard. That's 13 assists on the game for her.
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Morris “Day and The Time” Katz @vodkasnowflake.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
omg lol
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Mike @uofmyke.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I kind of want a #8 Kilometers Lynx jersey
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Theresa McLeod @westtexascatlady.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
That Trump was willing to imprison an American Olympic Athlete over a disgusting lie should scare the crap out of all Americans. 😡
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Mike @uofmyke.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
When I watch sports, particularly basketball, I react in ways that are most easily described as something you might hear from the Pillsbury Doughboy. Watching the Lynx game, Olivia Miles has me fully Poppin' Fresh today.
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Mike @uofmyke.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
When my dog eats a stuffed bone and can't reach the filling anymore, I use a socket wrench extention to knock the filling to one side of the bone so she can get more. The extender got stuck in the bone so I just gave her the bone with the extender in it and she started eating it like a popsicle
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
What a move from Miles
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Aaron Gleeman @aarongleeman.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Vahn Lackey was touted as being a high-level defensive catcher with excellent throwing ability. Here's the No. 3 overall pick nailing two runners with perfect throws in his third professional game:
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Mike @uofmyke.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I bought a robot vacuum when I bought my house, but because of the size of the floors it just didn't make sense to use it because there wasn't enough room. After it sitting around for 7 or 8 years barely being used, we threw it out a month ago. Naturally, I now have the perfect use for it...
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Mike @uofmyke.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
The Twins are over .500 and tied for a playoff spot?? 🥵🥵
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Ana Marie Cox @anamariecox.com · 30/07/2026
This is going to make it very difficult to know which sports we should ban them from.
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Mike @uofmyke.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Down 3-0 with two outs in the 9th, bases empty, one hit all game... HBP Single Walk Grand Slam Win.
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Mike @uofmyke.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
TWINSSSS!!!! What a ridiculously frustrating game and insane ending.
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Mike @uofmyke.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
When I'm doing laundry, if after the first round in the dryer the clothes aren't dry, I put them back in and if they're not dry after the second round, that's on them. They had their chance.
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Mike @uofmyke.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Dobnik dominating the Twins is very on-brand for the Twins
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