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Unripe Cocktails @unripecocktailmachine.com · 20/01/2026
Happy Birthday, Buzz
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Unripe Cocktails @unripecocktailmachine.com · 17/01/2026
I once kicked Scott Adams in the nuts while dressed as Snoopy. RIP
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Unripe Cocktails @unripecocktailmachine.com · 25/12/2025
Christmas day punch turned out awesome. Thanks @davidwondrich.bsky.social for advice.
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Unripe Cocktails @unripecocktailmachine.com · 21/12/2025
Happy Winter Solstice
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Unripe Cocktails @unripecocktailmachine.com · 05/12/2025
Happy Repeal Day
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Unripe Cocktails @unripecocktailmachine.com · 19/11/2025
Happy Birthday to me! The best Star Wars droid. 😍
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Unripe Cocktails @unripecocktailmachine.com · 12/11/2025
I followed the Millennium Falcon kit build instructions using only parts I already had.
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Unripe Cocktails @unripecocktailmachine.com · 16/10/2025
A year ago we hired a contrator to build us a new deck because the old one was rotten. Rather than replace the rotten frame, they just patched it. It was like walking on a sponge. It's taken me a month, but I just finished replacing the crappy rotten "frame" with a nice solid new one.
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Unripe Cocktails @unripecocktailmachine.com · 07/10/2025
I took a picture of a ladybird as it was taking off.
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Unripe Cocktails @unripecocktailmachine.com · 02/10/2025
Good one. I photoshop myself into movies. (Not every day though)
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Unripe Cocktails @unripecocktailmachine.com · 30/09/2025
I wasn't expecting to have to assemble the parsley myself 😡
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Unripe Cocktails @unripecocktailmachine.com · 29/09/2025
I didn't like the Benny Hill version, so I made this.
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Unripe Cocktails @unripecocktailmachine.com · 25/08/2025
I forgot that our oven no longer works on the fan or bread settings, so essentially doubled the proving time of this loaf. It's risen massively.
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Unripe Cocktails @unripecocktailmachine.com · 20/08/2025
@susiedent.com which dictionary do you use on Countdown?
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Unripe Cocktails @unripecocktailmachine.com · 27/07/2025
I also made this loaf of bread.
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Unripe Cocktails @unripecocktailmachine.com · 27/07/2025
The other half is watching the football and just having corn chips, guacamole & beer. Leaving me unsupervised for the evening. So, I made a BLT with lightly grilled chicken & a drizzle of hot sauce on sourdough.
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Unripe Cocktails @unripecocktailmachine.com · 17/07/2025
Made a Martinez with Lustau rose vermut, and it's delightful
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Unripe Cocktails @unripecocktailmachine.com · 15/03/2025
I took this picture of my car in GTA V trying to recreate @sirmickjagger.bsky.social's selfie
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Unripe Cocktails @unripecocktailmachine.com · 14/03/2025
That's almost as good as this shot I snapped in 2003
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Unripe Cocktails @unripecocktailmachine.com · 05/03/2025
One of these sausages is not like the others.
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Unripe Cocktails @unripecocktailmachine.com · 23/02/2025
If Trump wants to be king, let's give him a golden crown
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Unripe Cocktails @unripecocktailmachine.com · 20/02/2025
Those puddings look almost as unappetizing as our attempt to make Sussex Pond Pudding (with a whole lemon inside) from a Paul Hollywood recipe. Almost.
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Unripe Cocktails @unripecocktailmachine.com · 17/02/2025
Who remembers these headlines?
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Unripe Cocktails @unripecocktailmachine.com · 16/02/2025
Good morning
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Unripe Cocktails @unripecocktailmachine.com · 14/02/2025
I'm not sure I understand what I did wrong.
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Unripe Cocktails @unripecocktailmachine.com · 11/02/2025
When the recipe calls for 3 cloves of garlic
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Unripe Cocktails @unripecocktailmachine.com · 09/02/2025
Cocktail of the week
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Unripe Cocktails @unripecocktailmachine.com · 05/02/2025
Without downloading any new pictures, where are you mentally?
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Unripe Cocktails @unripecocktailmachine.com · 05/02/2025
Is there a name for a Manahattan made with Canadian whisky?
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Unripe Cocktails @unripecocktailmachine.com · 03/02/2025
That's this week's shopping done #CanadianWhisky
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Unripe Cocktails @unripecocktailmachine.com · 02/02/2025
Cocktail of the week
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Unripe Cocktails @unripecocktailmachine.com · 30/01/2025
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Unripe Cocktails @unripecocktailmachine.com · 27/01/2025
Cocktail of the week
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Unripe Cocktails @unripecocktailmachine.com · 25/01/2025
She ruins everything
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Unripe Cocktails @unripecocktailmachine.com · 18/01/2025
Cocktail of the week
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Unripe Cocktails @unripecocktailmachine.com · 14/01/2025
I think we've settled the jam first or cream first on scones debate - jam first is obviously correct. But, when you are having @marmite on ryvita, do you go Marmite first or butter first? I prefer Marmite first.
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Unripe Cocktails @unripecocktailmachine.com · 12/01/2025
Cocktail of the week
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Unripe Cocktails @unripecocktailmachine.com · 05/01/2025
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Unripe Cocktails @unripecocktailmachine.com · 30/12/2024
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Unripe Cocktails @unripecocktailmachine.com · 27/12/2024
Together with the ones I made earlier in the year, I think we have plenty hot sauce.
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Unripe Cocktails @unripecocktailmachine.com · 27/12/2024
I just made the hottest hot sauce I ever tasted. Was not expecting that because hardly any of the peppers had even begun to ripen. Started fermenting on the 8th Dec, made the sauce today.
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Unripe Cocktails @unripecocktailmachine.com · 25/12/2024
Merry Christmas
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Unripe Cocktails @unripecocktailmachine.com · 23/12/2024
Yippee Ki‐Yay
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Unripe Cocktails @unripecocktailmachine.com · 22/12/2024
Cocktail of the week
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Unripe Cocktails @unripecocktailmachine.com · 17/12/2024
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Unripe Cocktails @unripecocktailmachine.com · 08/12/2024
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Unripe Cocktails @unripecocktailmachine.com · 02/12/2024
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Unripe Cocktails @unripecocktailmachine.com · 24/11/2024
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Unripe Cocktails @unripecocktailmachine.com · 23/11/2024
Turned out all right
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Unripe Cocktails @unripecocktailmachine.com · 23/11/2024
Unusual visitor to the bird feeder
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