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Shah of Crenshaw

@unkstick.bsky.social
215 followers 762 following 175 posts

Follow me for great mortgage and terrible life advice ☆ Hip-Hop since '71 ☆ Persian ☆ CA ➡️ GA *FORMERLY UNKSTICK & THISISWHYTHEYHATEUS ON TWITTER*

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Shah of Crenshaw @unkstick.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Somehow I'm responsible for 3 daughters, like what happened? 😅
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 21/09/2026
“You didn’t tell me these were the same Persians who beat the Romans!”
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Shah of Crenshaw @unkstick.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Happy Sunday to everybody but people that stand next to the crab tray at the buffet waiting for the fresh batch to be dropped.
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Mi’kael Meyerz. 👻 @brittanyalauren.blacksky.app · 16/09/2026
I am cryingggggggggg 😭😭😭😭😭
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Shah of Crenshaw @unkstick.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
At the age of 55 I have excellent motor skills, other than consistently biting my tongue by accident when eating.
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Shah of Crenshaw @unkstick.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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ᴍɪᴋᴀʏᴇʟ ᴍʏᴇʀs @chaclo.blacksky.app · 27/08/2026
😂 @nyx-19.bsky.social
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Shah of Crenshaw @unkstick.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
"Describe late 2020s America in 1 picture"
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Shah of Crenshaw @unkstick.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Please DO NOT mention Halloween around me anytime soon!!
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Shah of Crenshaw @unkstick.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Imagine you hating me and I'm just sitting at home plotting your 💀
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Shah of Crenshaw @unkstick.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Thanks for doubting me
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Shah of Crenshaw @unkstick.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I am so sorry that I gave you the impression that your opinion was necessary. It really isn't, I'll do a better job of communicating that to you.
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Shah of Crenshaw @unkstick.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Good morning and happy Wednesday. Hope today is a better day for you then yesterday.
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Shah of Crenshaw @unkstick.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Inject this into my veins
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Shah of Crenshaw @unkstick.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
One day you're in your 20s and park five miles from the Rave so you don't have to pay, then suddenly you're in your 50s and have to check the restaurant's website to make sure to have valet parking before you commit to going.
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Shah of Crenshaw @unkstick.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
One day it'll all make sense. Until then, there's tequila.
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Shah of Crenshaw @unkstick.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I only wear suits 2-3 times a year. Last time I wore this one in December I could barely button it. Now I gotta have it taken in 😁 #weightloss #diet
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Raj Patel @rajio.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I do not want to download your app. I just want lunch. I do not want to create an account. I just want lunch. I do not want to setup 2FA. I just want lunch. I do not want to 'earn points'. I just want lunch. I do not want to add to my order. I just want lunch. I JUST WANT LUNCH!
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Shah of Crenshaw @unkstick.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
On a Tuesdaaaay?
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Shah of Crenshaw @unkstick.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Good morning to everyone but the people that remind you that you should have done things differently yesterday instead of helping you solve the problem today.
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Shah of Crenshaw @unkstick.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Good morning and Happy Monday. Don't be rude, say it back!
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Shah of Crenshaw @unkstick.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Did anything good happen today? ANYTHING?
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Shah of Crenshaw @unkstick.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Good morning and happy Monday to everyone but the people that say they researched something themselves when they really just watched a couple of Reels about the subject while waiting for the microwave to warm up their leftovers. May your meal be half frozen.
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Big Bad Booty Daddy @bamaslymm.blacksky.app · 19/07/2026
More evidence that Drake ain't of the Culture cuz FUCK YOU MEAN YOU ROOTING FOR ARGENTINA
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Shah of Crenshaw @unkstick.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Fuuuuuuuc them racist Azz Argentinians!!! (Messi is still the GOAT though)
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Shah of Crenshaw @unkstick.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Only host country to actively bomb a participating country dyr8ng the tournament 😅
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Shah of Crenshaw @unkstick.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
static.klipy.com
Man Making Funny Face Reaction
ALT: Man Making Funny Face Reaction
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Shah of Crenshaw @unkstick.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Popped up at Chick-fil-A drive thru feening the spicy chick biscuit, looked at my gut & ordered the egg white grill 😭
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Shah of Crenshaw @unkstick.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Good morning to everyone but the people that compare In-N-Out $5 Burgers to Five Guys $12 Burgers just to be contrarians.
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Shah of Crenshaw @unkstick.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Good morning to everyone but the people that think Queso belongs on Mexican food.
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Shah of Crenshaw @unkstick.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Today is the day we all get reminded of the great country we live in, by watching Joey Chestnut win another hot dog eating contest.
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Shah of Crenshaw @unkstick.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
GM: Retired above average white player HC: Young white guy or recycled white guy
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🎃ruth boo-der yinzburgh🎃 @violetvolume.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Verify you are a human to continue reading. Turn off your ad blocker to continue reading. Submit your email to continue reading. Subscribe to continue reading. Fuck off I'm not reading it then
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Shah of Crenshaw @unkstick.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Good morning to everyone but the people that don't say good morning back.
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Shah of Crenshaw @unkstick.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Good morning to everybody but skinny people that complain about being fat. Let me have my struggle.
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Shah of Crenshaw @unkstick.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Good morning to everyone but people in the left turn lane that stop on a yellow light while I'm behind them.
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Shah of Crenshaw @unkstick.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Make Aqua Green Again
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Shah of Crenshaw @unkstick.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I need some tongue pool so bad right now
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Shah of Crenshaw @unkstick.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
We don't get to choose our family. We also don't have to keep them all.
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Shah of Crenshaw @unkstick.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Good morning to everybody other than anybody that has ever beaten me at dominoes even once.
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Shah of Crenshaw @unkstick.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I'm Persian in South Central LA. Hence Shah of Crenshaw instead of Sunset.
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Shah of Crenshaw @unkstick.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Note, they didn't mention blue cheese. You savages.
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Shah of Crenshaw @unkstick.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
At this point I'm just gonna start calling it intermittent war & peacing.
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Shah of Crenshaw @unkstick.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Good morning to everyone but the people that think blue cheese is better than ranch.
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Shah of Crenshaw @unkstick.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Good morning to everyone but the people that miss my calls while simultaneously sending me Reels.
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David Rothschild @davmicrot.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Musk functionally ran the US government for 6 months last year and managed to: increase spending, slash services, kill 100,000s, and help nurture both Ebola & Screwworms. Yet somehow no one mentions this when they talk about the company he is going to take public this week.
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Shah of Crenshaw @unkstick.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Fffffffuuuck everybody that wronged me in life after I showed them love
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Woman Puffs Cheeks: FFFFFF Meme
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Shah of Crenshaw @unkstick.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Spike Lee is definitely making a 17 part documentary about this @nyknicks season 😆
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Shah of Crenshaw @unkstick.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Today is gonna be a great day. *I have no proof but I have faith.
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Shah of Crenshaw @unkstick.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I love the show Ozark but watching 70% on the show on a dark screen wears on me.
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