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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 21/09/2026

“You didn’t tell me these were the same Persians who beat the Romans!”

Shah of Crenshaw @unkstick.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Happy Sunday to everybody but people that stand next to the crab tray at the buffet waiting for the fresh batch to be dropped.

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Mi’kael Meyerz. 👻 @brittanyalauren.blacksky.app · 16/09/2026

I am cryingggggggggg 😭😭😭😭😭

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Shah of Crenshaw @unkstick.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

At the age of 55 I have excellent motor skills, other than consistently biting my tongue by accident when eating.

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Shah of Crenshaw @unkstick.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

"Describe late 2020s America in 1 picture"

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Shah of Crenshaw @unkstick.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Please DO NOT mention Halloween around me anytime soon!!

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Shah of Crenshaw @unkstick.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Imagine you hating me and I'm just sitting at home plotting your 💀

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Shah of Crenshaw @unkstick.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

I am so sorry that I gave you the impression that your opinion was necessary. It really isn't, I'll do a better job of communicating that to you.

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Shah of Crenshaw @unkstick.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Good morning and happy Wednesday. Hope today is a better day for you then yesterday.

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Shah of Crenshaw @unkstick.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

One day you're in your 20s and park five miles from the Rave so you don't have to pay, then suddenly you're in your 50s and have to check the restaurant's website to make sure to have valet parking before you commit to going.

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Shah of Crenshaw @unkstick.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

One day it'll all make sense. Until then, there's tequila.

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Shah of Crenshaw @unkstick.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

I only wear suits 2-3 times a year. Last time I wore this one in December I could barely button it. Now I gotta have it taken in 😁 #weightloss #diet

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Raj Patel @rajio.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

I do not want to download your app. I just want lunch. I do not want to create an account. I just want lunch. I do not want to setup 2FA. I just want lunch. I do not want to 'earn points'. I just want lunch. I do not want to add to my order. I just want lunch. I JUST WANT LUNCH!

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Shah of Crenshaw @unkstick.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Good morning to everyone but the people that remind you that you should have done things differently yesterday instead of helping you solve the problem today.

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Shah of Crenshaw @unkstick.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Good morning and Happy Monday. Don't be rude, say it back!

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Shah of Crenshaw @unkstick.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Did anything good happen today? ANYTHING?

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Shah of Crenshaw @unkstick.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Good morning and happy Monday to everyone but the people that say they researched something themselves when they really just watched a couple of Reels about the subject while waiting for the microwave to warm up their leftovers. May your meal be half frozen.

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Big Bad Booty Daddy @bamaslymm.blacksky.app · 19/07/2026

More evidence that Drake ain't of the Culture cuz FUCK YOU MEAN YOU ROOTING FOR ARGENTINA

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Shah of Crenshaw @unkstick.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Fuuuuuuuc them racist Azz Argentinians!!! (Messi is still the GOAT though)

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Shah of Crenshaw @unkstick.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Popped up at Chick-fil-A drive thru feening the spicy chick biscuit, looked at my gut & ordered the egg white grill 😭

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Shah of Crenshaw @unkstick.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Good morning to everyone but the people that compare In-N-Out $5 Burgers to Five Guys $12 Burgers just to be contrarians.

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Shah of Crenshaw @unkstick.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Good morning to everyone but the people that think Queso belongs on Mexican food.

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Shah of Crenshaw @unkstick.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Today is the day we all get reminded of the great country we live in, by watching Joey Chestnut win another hot dog eating contest.

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ruth bader yinzburgh @violetvolume.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Verify you are a human to continue reading. Turn off your ad blocker to continue reading. Submit your email to continue reading. Subscribe to continue reading. Fuck off I'm not reading it then

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Shah of Crenshaw @unkstick.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Good morning to everyone but the people that don't say good morning back.

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Shah of Crenshaw @unkstick.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Good morning to everybody but skinny people that complain about being fat. Let me have my struggle.

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Shah of Crenshaw @unkstick.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Good morning to everyone but people in the left turn lane that stop on a yellow light while I'm behind them.

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Shah of Crenshaw @unkstick.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

We don't get to choose our family. We also don't have to keep them all.

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Shah of Crenshaw @unkstick.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Good morning to everybody other than anybody that has ever beaten me at dominoes even once.

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Shah of Crenshaw @unkstick.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Note, they didn't mention blue cheese. You savages.

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Shah of Crenshaw @unkstick.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

At this point I'm just gonna start calling it intermittent war & peacing.

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Shah of Crenshaw @unkstick.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Good morning to everyone but the people that think blue cheese is better than ranch.

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Shah of Crenshaw @unkstick.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Good morning to everyone but the people that miss my calls while simultaneously sending me Reels.

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David Rothschild @davmicrot.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

Musk functionally ran the US government for 6 months last year and managed to: increase spending, slash services, kill 100,000s, and help nurture both Ebola & Screwworms. Yet somehow no one mentions this when they talk about the company he is going to take public this week.

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Shah of Crenshaw @unkstick.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

Spike Lee is definitely making a 17 part documentary about this @nyknicks season 😆

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Shah of Crenshaw @unkstick.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

Today is gonna be a great day. *I have no proof but I have faith.

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Shah of Crenshaw @unkstick.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

I love the show Ozark but watching 70% on the show on a dark screen wears on me.

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Shah of Crenshaw @unkstick.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

I only eat Goat cheese because I'm the G.O.A.T You peasants.

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Big Bad Booty Daddy @bamaslymm.blacksky.app · 01/06/2026

Aye fellas, your woman like to throw ass. Your woman like doing hoodrat shit with her friends. LET HER HAVE FUN AND STFU.

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Shah of Crenshaw @unkstick.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Happy Monday Happy new month June Geminis stand up! ♊️

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Shah of Crenshaw @unkstick.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Nobody talks about the late nights on the phone with clients sitting in your driveway. Ignoring your kids inside the house so you can keep the roof over their heads. Life of an entrepreneur.

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Shah of Crenshaw @unkstick.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

Is it getting colder in #Atlanta again? Should I just put the Hoochie Daddy shorts up again?

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Shah of Crenshaw @unkstick.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

Happy Saturday to everyone but the people who didn't like Kamala's laugh.

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Shah of Crenshaw @unkstick.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Guys, let me know if there is ever going to be any good news. I'm tired of checking.

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Shah of Crenshaw @unkstick.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

Delta Economy round-trip ticket Atlanta-Orange County was about $750 a month ago. $1,460 today I shit you not.

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