unixbeard.bsky.social @unixbeard.bsky.social · 9hWho was Luke and why did he become the benchmark for warm 000
unixbeard.bsky.social @unixbeard.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Watched "The Breakfast Club." A few pieces of toast at best. Misleading and extremely disappointing. 010
unixbeard.bsky.social @unixbeard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Cop an eye full of that one cob. Proper shitting ya self I reckon. 010
unixbeard.bsky.social @unixbeard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026u go to a data engineering talk and see stuff like "DATA = BUSINESS" on the slide and everybody nodding and taking notes 011
unixbeard.bsky.social @unixbeard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Is that like a 1 & 0 or like 00, 01, etc 000
unixbeard.bsky.social @unixbeard.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Little known fact: “better living through chemistry” was coined by a middle aged person discovering a new cleaning product 010
unixbeard.bsky.social @unixbeard.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Practical super power: being able to walk faster than anyone. On the street they wont know what hit em. This is living. 000
unixbeard.bsky.social @unixbeard.bsky.social · 26/08/2026These are the pillars of the 21st century 😤 000
unixbeard.bsky.social @unixbeard.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Instead of crave a vape, why not vave a crepe 000
unixbeard.bsky.social @unixbeard.bsky.social · 17/08/2026An email from couch surfing about their paid plans. That’s the kind of optimism Monday needs. 000
unixbeard.bsky.social @unixbeard.bsky.social · 14/08/2026A major river in Europe is now so dry that Romania had to turn off its only nuclear plant www.bbc.com/news/article...bbc.comRomania shuts only nuclear plant as heat causes drop in Danube River levelThe Cernavodă plant, which produces 20% of Romania's electricity, is not expected to be restarted within the next 10 days. 000
unixbeard.bsky.social @unixbeard.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Waiting for Elon to tweet how grok has broken containment and hacked ,,, ur mind 010
unixbeard.bsky.social @unixbeard.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Finally, a computer I can wear on my head 000
unixbeard.bsky.social @unixbeard.bsky.social · 24/07/2026You deserve a fresh fougasse with olives. Treat yourself. 000
unixbeard.bsky.social @unixbeard.bsky.social · 24/07/2026I just don’t know what to do with myself 000
unixbeard.bsky.social @unixbeard.bsky.social · 24/07/2026I’ve reached the “maybe I should take up smoking again” phase of my holidays 100
unixbeard.bsky.social @unixbeard.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Crazy they named the presidents plane after some sneakers 000
unixbeard.bsky.social @unixbeard.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Intrusive thought: calling it “chatty g” 010
unixbeard.bsky.social @unixbeard.bsky.social · 22/07/2026How can my local library be having an open day? Oh so I can just wander in, look at some books? Use the computer and ask the librarian stuff? Imagine they did that every day 010
unixbeard.bsky.social @unixbeard.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Skip the first 90 minutes and just do penalty shootouts imo 110
unixbeard.bsky.social @unixbeard.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Now im imagining Musk talking with a bad fake accent 000
unixbeard.bsky.social @unixbeard.bsky.social · 26/06/2026When a tambit and a tombit love each other very much 😧 010
unixbeard.bsky.social @unixbeard.bsky.social · 25/06/2026If I spent my professional life working with js and js users id probably think computers were a mistake too 000
unixbeard.bsky.social @unixbeard.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Yes, I am pleased to see you. Check this out! 010
unixbeard.bsky.social @unixbeard.bsky.social · 14/06/2026We don’t use that term here, it’s more of a personality collective 000
unixbeard.bsky.social @unixbeard.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Had a great idea for a post, we’re talking 2+ likes here, but I forgot it so this one is all you’re getting 010
unixbeard.bsky.social @unixbeard.bsky.social · 25/05/2026You’re either k8s cluster with me or k8s cluster against me 😤 010
