unixbeard.bsky.social @unixbeard.bsky.social · 6hu go to a data engineering talk and see stuff like "DATA = BUSINESS" on the slide and everybody nodding and taking notes 011
unixbeard.bsky.social @unixbeard.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Little known fact: “better living through chemistry” was coined by a middle aged person discovering a new cleaning product 010
unixbeard.bsky.social @unixbeard.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Practical super power: being able to walk faster than anyone. On the street they wont know what hit em. This is living. 000
unixbeard.bsky.social @unixbeard.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Instead of crave a vape, why not vave a crepe 000
unixbeard.bsky.social @unixbeard.bsky.social · 17/08/2026An email from couch surfing about their paid plans. That’s the kind of optimism Monday needs. 000
unixbeard.bsky.social @unixbeard.bsky.social · 14/08/2026A major river in Europe is now so dry that Romania had to turn off its only nuclear plant www.bbc.com/news/article...bbc.comRomania shuts only nuclear plant as heat causes drop in Danube River levelThe Cernavodă plant, which produces 20% of Romania's electricity, is not expected to be restarted within the next 10 days. 000
unixbeard.bsky.social @unixbeard.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Waiting for Elon to tweet how grok has broken containment and hacked ,,, ur mind 010
unixbeard.bsky.social @unixbeard.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Finally, a computer I can wear on my head 000
unixbeard.bsky.social @unixbeard.bsky.social · 24/07/2026You deserve a fresh fougasse with olives. Treat yourself. 000
unixbeard.bsky.social @unixbeard.bsky.social · 24/07/2026I’ve reached the “maybe I should take up smoking again” phase of my holidays 100
unixbeard.bsky.social @unixbeard.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Crazy they named the presidents plane after some sneakers 000
unixbeard.bsky.social @unixbeard.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Intrusive thought: calling it “chatty g” 010
unixbeard.bsky.social @unixbeard.bsky.social · 22/07/2026How can my local library be having an open day? Oh so I can just wander in, look at some books? Use the computer and ask the librarian stuff? Imagine they did that every day 010
unixbeard.bsky.social @unixbeard.bsky.social · 25/06/2026If I spent my professional life working with js and js users id probably think computers were a mistake too 000
unixbeard.bsky.social @unixbeard.bsky.social · 14/06/2026We don’t use that term here, it’s more of a personality collective 000
unixbeard.bsky.social @unixbeard.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Had a great idea for a post, we’re talking 2+ likes here, but I forgot it so this one is all you’re getting 010
unixbeard.bsky.social @unixbeard.bsky.social · 25/05/2026You’re either k8s cluster with me or k8s cluster against me 😤 010
unixbeard.bsky.social @unixbeard.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Germans expect to be taken seriously then name a city Wuppertal 000
unixbeard.bsky.social @unixbeard.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Reflecting deeply on “do I like chicken nuggets” 120
unixbeard.bsky.social @unixbeard.bsky.social · 16/04/2026I have a colo linux box that has been up for 3644 days. Unfortunately it has started having network issues and I think it needs a reboot. So close to 10 years 😔 100
unixbeard.bsky.social @unixbeard.bsky.social · 16/04/2026They should remake Hackers but make it about AI. Maybe sponsored by Intel and with the line “ARC is going to change everything” 000
unixbeard.bsky.social @unixbeard.bsky.social · 05/04/2026[[deep insight voice]] it’s bad when planes crash 010
unixbeard.bsky.social @unixbeard.bsky.social · 28/03/2026This ww3 stuff is a lot easier to contextualize if you imagine everyone involved had anime avatars 000
unixbeard.bsky.social @unixbeard.bsky.social · 19/03/2026The World of Warcraft movie. I never played the game but the movie was light weight entertaining scifi/fantasy. I think it was always going to be hard to meet the expectations of WoW fans and probably got written off as niche to general audiences. I have watched it a few times 😔 120
unixbeard.bsky.social @unixbeard.bsky.social · 19/03/2026It’s actually more of a military-industrial lattice 000
unixbeard.bsky.social @unixbeard.bsky.social · 04/03/2026Feel like it’s pretty easy to check if they are giants or not 020
unixbeard.bsky.social @unixbeard.bsky.social · 03/03/2026Why is it called a revolution when it results in a change. A full revolution would give you exactly the same heading 000
unixbeard.bsky.social @unixbeard.bsky.social · 20/02/2026“You look like you post TikToks about being ghosted” 010
unixbeard.bsky.social @unixbeard.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Closing my laptop at 5pm as a big “Value Added” appears over the screen 010
unixbeard.bsky.social @unixbeard.bsky.social · 12/02/2026Solidarity. I unironically enjoy Ubisoft games and know people who have worked there and had a poor time. They deserve better 000
unixbeard.bsky.social @unixbeard.bsky.social · 12/02/2026The peak will be when Alabama rebrands as AI-abama 010
unixbeard.bsky.social @unixbeard.bsky.social · 11/02/2026Bunch of senior engs sitting around like knights of the round table then agreeing to use an s3 bucket 000
unixbeard.bsky.social @unixbeard.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Fred Again? Think I missed Fred The First Time 000
unixbeard.bsky.social @unixbeard.bsky.social · 27/01/2026I am watching this, finding it very interesting and recommend to anyone with an interest in the USA en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Ame...en.wikipedia.orgThe American Revolution (TV series) - Wikipedia 000
unixbeard.bsky.social @unixbeard.bsky.social · 22/01/2026No one knows where the Melbourne shuffle originated, maybe Detroit, maybe Chicago. It’s origins truly lost to time. 010
unixbeard.bsky.social @unixbeard.bsky.social · 11/01/2026Emojis need diacritics. I should be able to add cake, sunglasses or a sweatdrop to every one 000
