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Mike 🇨🇦

@unifiedtheory.bsky.social
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Widow, relearning life. Metal, Bruins, Dolphins and art.

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Mike 🇨🇦 @unifiedtheory.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Mike 🇨🇦 @unifiedtheory.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Bruins were annoying, putting me to sleep, look away, it’s 3-0. I’ll take it.
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Mike 🇨🇦 @unifiedtheory.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Absolute madness the last 60 seconds on RedZone.
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Mike 🇨🇦 @unifiedtheory.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I don’t understand going for it there. The defence has actually been okay this half. Punt and give yourself a chance. Instead, they get one first down and they’ll get points.
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Mike 🇨🇦 @unifiedtheory.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
They’ve hung around, but the offence is too inefficient. Malik is not an accurate deep ball thrower, and it’s hurting them every series.
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Mike 🇨🇦 @unifiedtheory.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That call on Chop is absolute horseshit.
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Mike 🇨🇦 @unifiedtheory.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
And the Dolphins are out of running backs. Dressing only two backs is stupid.
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Mike 🇨🇦 @unifiedtheory.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Every single commercial break of this football game is a pro-separation commercial for the Alberta referendum, and it’s basically just racist dog whistles.
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Mike 🇨🇦 @unifiedtheory.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is the worst Dolphins defence I’ve ever seen. It’s fucking 7 on 7 basically.
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Mike 🇨🇦 @unifiedtheory.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Oh, Trump is going to lose his mind. Maybe today is THAT day.
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Mike 🇨🇦 @unifiedtheory.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Broncos being boat raced. Their defence is getting shredded and their offence looks awful.
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Mike 🇨🇦 @unifiedtheory.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The Broncos offence looks totally inept. Webb might have the shortest stint as an offensive coordinator I can ever remember.
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Mike 🇨🇦 @unifiedtheory.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This is the worst pass rush this franchise has ever had. They have no one.
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Mike 🇨🇦 @unifiedtheory.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Hey Jordan, that’s the first okay you’ve made all day and the RB has 100 in 2 1/2 quarters. Don’t celebrate. Make the tackle, walk to huddle.
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Mike 🇨🇦 @unifiedtheory.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I think this offence could be something moving forward, but this defence won’t let us see it. The scoreboard will dictate so much, and this defence isn’t stopping anyone. I was high on the defensive tackle, but they are on skates and the pass rush doesn’t exist. They need at LEAST 2 edge players.
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Mike 🇨🇦 @unifiedtheory.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I don’t want to see Beal Jr. again. He is fucking awful.
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Mike 🇨🇦 @unifiedtheory.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
5:00 left in the 2nd quarter of week 1, and I fucking hate this offensive scheme. The playcalling just feels like calling plays, not scheming.
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Mike 🇨🇦 @unifiedtheory.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Get a 3 and out, and a fucking ridiculous taunting penalty keeps them on the field.
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Mike 🇨🇦 @unifiedtheory.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I know it’s going to be a long year, but one of the things I was hoping for was the young defensive tackles. They are getting their heads kicked in.
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Mike 🇨🇦 @unifiedtheory.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
DAZN making multi-screen an extra charge AND forcing you to watch a 30 second ad every time you switch to another game is diabolical.
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Mike 🇨🇦 @unifiedtheory.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I don’t care if my franchise needed a quarterback, I’d draft Jeremiah Smith first overall.
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Mike 🇨🇦 @unifiedtheory.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
49ers look great. Rams look old and slow. It’s only week 1.
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
“wE CarE abOUt tHe tRooPS” shut up no you fucking don’t, they’re just cannon fodder for your bloodlust
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Widow of Epic Fury airman denied death benefits as Iran conflict is 'not a war'
The widow of an Alabama airman has revealed she and her children are not eligible for some benefits because the Iran war has not officially been declared a war
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Mike 🇨🇦 @unifiedtheory.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly? That just sucks.
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Mike 🇨🇦 @unifiedtheory.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
The Vancouver storm has made its way to Coquitlam. Holy fuck.
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Mike 🇨🇦 @unifiedtheory.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Don’t fuck with MY country. #Canada
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Mike 🇨🇦 @unifiedtheory.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Tanner Conner sighting, clean drop. I think Mike McDaniel should be forced to have him on the active roster every place he coaches until the end of time.
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Mike 🇨🇦 @unifiedtheory.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
If Trump does anything to retaliate, Carney needs to slap export tariffs on energy and potash. If Trump retaliates against that, then it’s time to start selling their bonds.
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Mike 🇨🇦 @unifiedtheory.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I think a Secretary of Defence needing to have his wife (who doesn’t have any security clearance) be in multiple meetings and need to be at his side at all times so he doesn’t get shitfaced at every opportunity is a bit of an issue. I might be wrong though.
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Mike 🇨🇦 @unifiedtheory.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Quinn Ewers is dogshit. He won’t be the back up opening day.
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Mike 🇨🇦 @unifiedtheory.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
This secondary will be an issue.
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Mike 🇨🇦 @unifiedtheory.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I’m a complete socko watching Dolphins exhibition football. Offence looks okay. Nice drive.
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Mike 🇨🇦 @unifiedtheory.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I know the US likes to have their stadiums in the middle of nowhere in a parking lot, but having the Final in this dump is hilarious.
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Mike 🇨🇦 @unifiedtheory.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
The entire Blanche hearing is performative bullshit. He’s getting confirmed and it’s going to get WAY worse once he is leading DOJ. The last year is nothing compared to what’s coming.
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Mike 🇨🇦 @unifiedtheory.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
It’s Sunday afternoon, and Lindsey Graham is still dead.
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Mike 🇨🇦 @unifiedtheory.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Graham was a war monger and an evil piece of shit. Fuck him.
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Mike 🇨🇦 @unifiedtheory.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I know it’s been said countless times, but the Internet has so totally broken people’s brains. It should have been confined to financial transactions and email. Everything else is shit.
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Mike 🇨🇦 @unifiedtheory.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Croatia got fucked by VAR and the goalpost. Most upset I’ve been about sports in years.
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Mike 🇨🇦 @unifiedtheory.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Morocco v. Canada See you July 4th.
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Mike 🇨🇦 @unifiedtheory.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
This penalty shootout is insane.
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Bruce Arthur @brucearthur.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Stephen Eustáquio with a legendary moment, there
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Mike 🇨🇦 @unifiedtheory.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
This referee is dog shit. #cmnt #worldcup
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Mike 🇨🇦 @unifiedtheory.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
That MUST be a goal. #cmnt #worldcup
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Bill Barnwell @billbarnwell.com · 19/06/2026
Just saying: Tom Wilson would resolve this very quickly.
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Mike 🇨🇦 @unifiedtheory.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Seeing #worldcup highlights posted on here that are from American feeds and WOOF. I’m so glad in Canada we are watching the international feed. The American commentators are fucking awful.
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Mike 🇨🇦 @unifiedtheory.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
YES!!!!!! #canada #worldcup
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Mike 🇨🇦 @unifiedtheory.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Miller, dog shit. David, dog shit. Eustáquio, dog shit. Marsch FINALLY makes changes.
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Mike 🇨🇦 @unifiedtheory.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Jesse Marsch is showing to be a second rate manager.
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Mike 🇨🇦 @unifiedtheory.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
They have to take David off.
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Mike 🇨🇦 @unifiedtheory.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
They will literally never score a goal.
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