Unicorn Vibes @unicornvibes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026676767 676767 67 67 676767 67 67 67 67 676767 67 040
Unicorn Vibes @unicornvibes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Me: hey babe do you know where the toothpaste is? The 6 new bottles of toothpaste on the counter in front of me: am I a joke to you? 000
Unicorn Vibes @unicornvibes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Drive thru: Is your order correct on the screen? Me (without looking): yes 000
Unicorn Vibes @unicornvibes.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I have ice cream, I have my cats, and I have tomorrow off. Fuck yeah. 051
Unicorn Vibes @unicornvibes.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Great, just what we need, a trade war with our closest ally. Trump is such a fucking moron. 010
Unicorn Vibes @unicornvibes.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Poem poem poem poem Poem poem poem Poem Poem poem poem Poem poem Poem Poem Poem Poem Poem 020
Reposted by Unicorn VibesMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 21/08/2026REPUBLICANS: "For our next trick, we're going to drive up the national debt past $40 trillion—without providing you with *any* bullet trains, universal healthcare, or bringing down the prices of ANYTHING. You're welcome!" 1022707778
Unicorn Vibes @unicornvibes.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Born to be hungry Sun and a lemon tree All that's in front of me Citrus inside of me Smells of a younger me Back in a memory Old summer shaded tree People are kind to me Old man is smiling Tick tock it's time I'm free Kitty on top of me She's letting out a sneeze Hey can you feed me please? #poetry 010
Unicorn Vibes @unicornvibes.bsky.social · 20/08/2026My cat Sitting there Looking at me Judging me 001
Reposted by Unicorn VibesJennifer Shin - WTAF @jennifershin.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Another evil motherfucker down, oh so many more to go. 1150260634802
Unicorn Vibes @unicornvibes.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Fishing for compliments Discuss Friendship Maybe Wouldn't Wish's Possible When Quick Present Is Ext It's Ahh We're Furry Ask Thanks 010
Unicorn Vibes @unicornvibes.bsky.social · 18/08/2026The ducking of bedtime The didn't of go to bed A choice of grammar The end 000
Unicorn Vibes @unicornvibes.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Can you use rocket money to stop a rocket money subscription? 010
Unicorn Vibes @unicornvibes.bsky.social · 18/08/2026You gotta be pretty rich and lazy to pay for something like rocket money 021
Unicorn Vibes @unicornvibes.bsky.social · 16/08/2026I walk I sweat I want Deodorant I crack The door I stomp The floor As I make my way back home 010
Unicorn Vibes @unicornvibes.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Click Darkness covers the undone dishes Furry fluff ball is curled up in her bed Cuddled by my other floofy girl Beep A rush of cool air lulls us to sleep And I wake up with a cat in each arm A good morning Time to do the dishes 031
Unicorn Vibes @unicornvibes.bsky.social · 16/08/2026You rubbed against my back As you crawled across the counter I miss you 131
Unicorn Vibes @unicornvibes.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Another Tesla driving dumb ass blocking a sidewalk 010
Reposted by Unicorn Vibes852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Bro. People are cool as fuck. 274164212327
Unicorn Vibes @unicornvibes.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Every time I see a car doing something stupid it's a Tesla 020
Unicorn Vibes @unicornvibes.bsky.social · 13/08/2026>sign says no left turn during rush hour >Tesla is sitting there blocking traffic waiting to turn left at 5pm Because of course they are, fucking asshole Tesla drivers 020
Reposted by Unicorn VibesMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 11/08/2026If you have enough money that you can blow $100,000,000 on avoiding taxes, you have enough money to pay $100,000,000 *on* taxes that will help your fellow citizens, you self-centered prick. 1295273678186
Reposted by Unicorn VibesThe Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 11/08/2026This is how you know we need a wealth tax 1299198766616
Unicorn Vibes @unicornvibes.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Willow So pretty Big and full of long hanging leaves So chill Vibing all day I almost typed that as vubing. The hell is that? Vibing with lube? 010
Unicorn Vibes @unicornvibes.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Bright cyan background Dark green foreground STOP the sign tells me No I will go on Thank you for your opinion Mr street sign I'm walking here 000
Unicorn Vibes @unicornvibes.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Free wash cloth just sitting in the road I'll take you home I'll put you to work Just kidding You're trash Rot in the sun 010
Unicorn Vibes @unicornvibes.bsky.social · 03/08/2026I woke up feeling good It's breakfast time Delicious coffee A brand new start 010
Unicorn Vibes @unicornvibes.bsky.social · 02/08/2026The light I left Upon The sun Embarked from it And back to it To the photon There was no time When it hit the sun The same time passed From The time it started To when it ended To a photon Everything's over Nothing's over It's all begun It's all over Pasts and future And pasta Pasta too Oh also this 010
Unicorn Vibes @unicornvibes.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Find the will Find the drive It's glowing bright By the tree hillside The spirit of the bark Flows through your photosynthesis You're a fucking plant bitch Okay that escalated quickly I mean that literally Like a bush Or a tree Collecting sunlight Not moving for years Sitting still Slowly growing 000
Unicorn Vibes @unicornvibes.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Find the will Find the drive It's glowing bright By the tree hillside The spirit of the bark Flows through your photosynthesis You're a fucking plant bitch Okay that escalated quickly I mean that literally Like a bush Or a free Collecting sunlight Not moving for years Sitting still Slowly growing 010
Unicorn Vibes @unicornvibes.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Putting a vision in your dreams Then making it real before you This poem does that It changes you from thinking to action The moment it ends you go And you go And you go And you accomplish those dreams Across the universe Through the starlight This message has traveled To tell you now Go further now 010
Unicorn Vibes @unicornvibes.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Who knows where All your art will be In another day Or another time The future waits for you to say The coolest poems, your own way Move your fingers to the rhythm Type your feelings into a new hymm Across the universe We'll feel your love Reach our light Floating across spacetime's past 010
Unicorn Vibes @unicornvibes.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Anyone else plan to just have an edible, stay inside all day, and play video games this lovely Saturday? 000
Unicorn Vibes @unicornvibes.bsky.social · 01/08/2026It's August 2026 It's August 2026 It's 3/4 the way through 2026 What 000
Unicorn Vibes @unicornvibes.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Every play station has been a Wii U generation to me 010
Unicorn Vibes @unicornvibes.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Ring ring ring It's doughnuts calling My head is saying no But my heart is answering the call 000