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Unicorn Vibes

@unicornvibes.bsky.social
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🌈 30+ years old, he/him ❤️ In love with my partner 🐈 I miss by baby kitty. 💔😭 ♥️ I love my kitties I still have ♥️

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Unicorn Vibes @unicornvibes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Unicorn Vibes @unicornvibes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Me: hey babe do you know where the toothpaste is? The 6 new bottles of toothpaste on the counter in front of me: am I a joke to you?
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Unicorn Vibes @unicornvibes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Drive thru: Is your order correct on the screen? Me (without looking): yes
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Unicorn Vibes @unicornvibes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Fuck I'm off thanks
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Unicorn Vibes @unicornvibes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I'm sayin it
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Unicorn Vibes @unicornvibes.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I have ice cream, I have my cats, and I have tomorrow off. Fuck yeah.
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Unicorn Vibes @unicornvibes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
We so need a wealth tax
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Unicorn Vibes @unicornvibes.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Don't dream it, be it
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Unicorn Vibes @unicornvibes.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Great, just what we need, a trade war with our closest ally. Trump is such a fucking moron.
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Unicorn Vibes @unicornvibes.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
REPUBLICANS: "For our next trick, we're going to drive up the national debt past $40 trillion—without providing you with *any* bullet trains, universal healthcare, or bringing down the prices of ANYTHING. You're welcome!"
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Unicorn Vibes @unicornvibes.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Born to be hungry Sun and a lemon tree All that's in front of me Citrus inside of me Smells of a younger me Back in a memory Old summer shaded tree People are kind to me Old man is smiling Tick tock it's time I'm free Kitty on top of me She's letting out a sneeze Hey can you feed me please? #poetry
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Unicorn Vibes @unicornvibes.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
My cat Sitting there Looking at me Judging me
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Unicorn Vibes @unicornvibes.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Ogles has no place in Congress
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Jennifer Shin - WTAF @jennifershin.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Another evil motherfucker down, oh so many more to go.
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Unicorn Vibes @unicornvibes.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The Mayor of New York City is a good person.
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Unicorn Vibes @unicornvibes.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Mamdani is so cool
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Unicorn Vibes @unicornvibes.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Random words
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Unicorn Vibes @unicornvibes.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Fishing for compliments Discuss Friendship Maybe Wouldn't Wish's Possible When Quick Present Is Ext It's Ahh We're Furry Ask Thanks
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Unicorn Vibes @unicornvibes.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The ducking of bedtime The didn't of go to bed A choice of grammar The end
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Unicorn Vibes @unicornvibes.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Can you use rocket money to stop a rocket money subscription?
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Unicorn Vibes @unicornvibes.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
You gotta be pretty rich and lazy to pay for something like rocket money
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Unicorn Vibes @unicornvibes.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I walk I sweat I want Deodorant I crack The door I stomp The floor As I make my way back home
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Unicorn Vibes @unicornvibes.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Click Darkness covers the undone dishes Furry fluff ball is curled up in her bed Cuddled by my other floofy girl Beep A rush of cool air lulls us to sleep And I wake up with a cat in each arm A good morning Time to do the dishes
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Unicorn Vibes @unicornvibes.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
You rubbed against my back As you crawled across the counter I miss you
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Unicorn Vibes @unicornvibes.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Another Tesla driving dumb ass blocking a sidewalk
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Bro. People are cool as fuck.
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Unicorn Vibes @unicornvibes.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Every time I see a car doing something stupid it's a Tesla
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Unicorn Vibes @unicornvibes.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
>sign says no left turn during rush hour >Tesla is sitting there blocking traffic waiting to turn left at 5pm Because of course they are, fucking asshole Tesla drivers
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
If you have enough money that you can blow $100,000,000 on avoiding taxes, you have enough money to pay $100,000,000 *on* taxes that will help your fellow citizens, you self-centered prick.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
This is how you know we need a wealth tax
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Unicorn Vibes @unicornvibes.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Hedge fund CEOs are villains
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Unicorn Vibes @unicornvibes.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Quiet silence
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Unicorn Vibes @unicornvibes.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
💯💯💯
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Unicorn Vibes @unicornvibes.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Willow So pretty Big and full of long hanging leaves So chill Vibing all day I almost typed that as vubing. The hell is that? Vibing with lube?
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Unicorn Vibes @unicornvibes.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Bright cyan background Dark green foreground STOP the sign tells me No I will go on Thank you for your opinion Mr street sign I'm walking here
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Unicorn Vibes @unicornvibes.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Free wash cloth just sitting in the road I'll take you home I'll put you to work Just kidding You're trash Rot in the sun
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Unicorn Vibes @unicornvibes.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I woke up feeling good It's breakfast time Delicious coffee A brand new start
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Unicorn Vibes @unicornvibes.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Leaving MySpace for Facebook was a mistake
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Unicorn Vibes @unicornvibes.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
The light I left Upon The sun Embarked from it And back to it To the photon There was no time When it hit the sun The same time passed From The time it started To when it ended To a photon Everything's over Nothing's over It's all begun It's all over Pasts and future And pasta Pasta too Oh also this
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Unicorn Vibes @unicornvibes.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Find the will Find the drive It's glowing bright By the tree hillside The spirit of the bark Flows through your photosynthesis You're a fucking plant bitch Okay that escalated quickly I mean that literally Like a bush Or a tree Collecting sunlight Not moving for years Sitting still Slowly growing
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Unicorn Vibes @unicornvibes.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Find the will Find the drive It's glowing bright By the tree hillside The spirit of the bark Flows through your photosynthesis You're a fucking plant bitch Okay that escalated quickly I mean that literally Like a bush Or a free Collecting sunlight Not moving for years Sitting still Slowly growing
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Unicorn Vibes @unicornvibes.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Putting a vision in your dreams Then making it real before you This poem does that It changes you from thinking to action The moment it ends you go And you go And you go And you accomplish those dreams Across the universe Through the starlight This message has traveled To tell you now Go further now
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Unicorn Vibes @unicornvibes.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Who knows where All your art will be In another day Or another time The future waits for you to say The coolest poems, your own way Move your fingers to the rhythm Type your feelings into a new hymm Across the universe We'll feel your love Reach our light Floating across spacetime's past
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Unicorn Vibes @unicornvibes.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Anyone else plan to just have an edible, stay inside all day, and play video games this lovely Saturday?
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Unicorn Vibes @unicornvibes.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Dude happy Saturday
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Unicorn Vibes @unicornvibes.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
This one is done
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Unicorn Vibes @unicornvibes.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
It's August 2026 It's August 2026 It's 3/4 the way through 2026 What
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Unicorn Vibes @unicornvibes.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Every play station has been a Wii U generation to me
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Unicorn Vibes @unicornvibes.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Ring ring ring It's doughnuts calling My head is saying no But my heart is answering the call
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