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𓆲 𝔎𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔢 𝔖𝔱𝔢𝔦𝔫𝔯𝔲𝔠𝔨 𓊝

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𓆲 𝔎𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔢 𝔖𝔱𝔢𝔦𝔫𝔯𝔲𝔠𝔨 𓊝 @unicornteeth.bsky.social · 3h
I'm bingeing hours of Poldark like
Aiden Turner as Ross Poldark watching something on a laptop while lounging in a sunlit meadow
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𓆲 𝔎𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔢 𝔖𝔱𝔢𝔦𝔫𝔯𝔲𝔠𝔨 𓊝 @unicornteeth.bsky.social · 15h
Happy Columbus Day, here's a picture of me flipping off his stupid statue in Spain.
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𓆲 𝔎𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔢 𝔖𝔱𝔢𝔦𝔫𝔯𝔲𝔠𝔨 𓊝 @unicornteeth.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
A little more wizard librarian though.
A woman with silver hair and round glasses. Her glasses chain is gold and covered with pearls and a sun and moon . She wears a white collared blouse under a black shirt which has a unicorn graphic on it.
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𓆲 𝔎𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔢 𝔖𝔱𝔢𝔦𝔫𝔯𝔲𝔠𝔨 𓊝 @unicornteeth.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Channeling Ana Lily Amirpour energy with my outfit today.
The director Ana Lily Amirpour with a cool black tee on top of a white collared blouse and black pants. She is crouching like a goblin. The graphic on the tee is of beloved director David Lynch.
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𓆲 𝔎𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔢 𝔖𝔱𝔢𝔦𝔫𝔯𝔲𝔠𝔨 𓊝 @unicornteeth.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Sorry but this is the world's funniest popcorn bucket
A giant plastic sperm whale, so large that it dwarfs the person holding it in a theater seat. It's filled with popcorn. There is a little diver who looks like he has the bends attached to the side.
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𓆲 𝔎𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔢 𝔖𝔱𝔢𝔦𝔫𝔯𝔲𝔠𝔨 𓊝 @unicornteeth.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Gmork
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𓆲 𝔎𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔢 𝔖𝔱𝔢𝔦𝔫𝔯𝔲𝔠𝔨 𓊝 @unicornteeth.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
AW YEAH
A collapsed giant skeleton Halloween decoration is sprawled on the lawn. Three skeletons have clambered all over it, attacking it. Their eyes glow red. The whole thing is illuminated with a purple floodlight.
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𓆲 𝔎𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔢 𝔖𝔱𝔢𝔦𝔫𝔯𝔲𝔠𝔨 𓊝 @unicornteeth.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My giant skeleton got very damaged in a big wind storm last year, so this was our solution. 💀
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𓆲 𝔎𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔢 𝔖𝔱𝔢𝔦𝔫𝔯𝔲𝔠𝔨 𓊝 @unicornteeth.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The back of my car has never looked better
The back trunk of a Subaru full of plastic skeletons
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𓆲 𝔎𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔢 𝔖𝔱𝔢𝔦𝔫𝔯𝔲𝔠𝔨 𓊝 @unicornteeth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Late lunch early dinner 🌶️ Roasted hatch chili pepper mac & cheese 🎃 Pumpkin juice
A whimsical glass stein with a deer etched on it filled with an orange drink, and macaroni and cheese with multicolored peppers in it
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𓆲 𝔎𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔢 𝔖𝔱𝔢𝔦𝔫𝔯𝔲𝔠𝔨 𓊝 @unicornteeth.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy 1st of Halloween 🎃
A vampire with silver hair and golden eyes snarling and blurrily running at a camera in a hilarious fashion
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𓆲 𝔎𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔢 𝔖𝔱𝔢𝔦𝔫𝔯𝔲𝔠𝔨 𓊝 @unicornteeth.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Drew a dumb thank you card littered with inside jokes for my clinical site. 🩻 #art #opossum
A drawing of a shrieking opossum holding up an X-ray of its own torso. In the background is a large daisy. The text reads, "You're a daisy!"
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𓆲 𝔎𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔢 𝔖𝔱𝔢𝔦𝔫𝔯𝔲𝔠𝔨 𓊝 @unicornteeth.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Le Poisson Rouge painting by Balthus

A rosy cheeked child peeks over a table near an enormous fishbowl with a goldfish in it. In the foreground is a grey cat with an unsettling expression on its face. Close up of the cat's uncanny face breaking the fourth wallThe salad cat meme, with a similar expression
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𓆲 𝔎𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔢 𝔖𝔱𝔢𝔦𝔫𝔯𝔲𝔠𝔨 𓊝 @unicornteeth.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
A pencil eraser
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𓆲 𝔎𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔢 𝔖𝔱𝔢𝔦𝔫𝔯𝔲𝔠𝔨 𓊝 @unicornteeth.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
You Weren't Meant To Be Human by Andrew Joseph White
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𓆲 𝔎𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔢 𝔖𝔱𝔢𝔦𝔫𝔯𝔲𝔠𝔨 𓊝 @unicornteeth.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Just fought this thing if you wanna know how I'm doing 🙃
An image of Flesh Lips from the Silent Hill 2 remake. It is a giant brick of human flesh stuffed into a bag and framed with a rusty spidery metal frame. It has two feet and ankles, between which is a giant pair of lips in the area where genitalia would be expected to be.
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𓆲 𝔎𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔢 𝔖𝔱𝔢𝔦𝔫𝔯𝔲𝔠𝔨 𓊝 @unicornteeth.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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𓆲 𝔎𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔢 𝔖𝔱𝔢𝔦𝔫𝔯𝔲𝔠𝔨 𓊝 @unicornteeth.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
📌 𓅰 Occasional Artist & Forever AI Hater 𓅰 Horror Person 𓅰 Alien Franchise Fanatic 𓅰 TLDI Fan linktr.ee/unicorn.teeth
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𓆲 𝔎𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔢 𝔖𝔱𝔢𝔦𝔫𝔯𝔲𝔠𝔨 𓊝 @unicornteeth.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Magical ✨ 🌑 ✨
A photo of a nearly complete lunar eclipse in a sky dotted with stars
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𓆲 𝔎𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔢 𝔖𝔱𝔢𝔦𝔫𝔯𝔲𝔠𝔨 𓊝 @unicornteeth.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I'm a victim of marketing again
A box of angry orchard hard cider with horror themed flavors: Headless Pumpkin, Mystery Caller (Scream franchise tie in), Caramel Apple Curse, and Blood Orange
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𓆲 𝔎𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔢 𝔖𝔱𝔢𝔦𝔫𝔯𝔲𝔠𝔨 𓊝 @unicornteeth.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
tap thumbnail to see more than feet
A pencil drawing of a woman in black holding a sword. She sits on an enormous mountain of biological tissue and bones of many different textures and sizes, sweeping in waves to the bottom of the page. There is a bright sun with strong rays of light behind her.
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𓆲 𝔎𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔢 𝔖𝔱𝔢𝔦𝔫𝔯𝔲𝔠𝔨 𓊝 @unicornteeth.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Another Muse concert under my belt. My signal was wowed.
A girl with silver hair and red eye makeup smiles at the camera. She is wearing a Muse tour shirt which has a shocked red eyeball on it.
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𓆲 𝔎𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔢 𝔖𝔱𝔢𝔦𝔫𝔯𝔲𝔠𝔨 𓊝 @unicornteeth.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
No really
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𓆲 𝔎𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔢 𝔖𝔱𝔢𝔦𝔫𝔯𝔲𝔠𝔨 𓊝 @unicornteeth.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Drinking chocolate in Barcelona
A lovely pink cup and saucer decorated with flowers and surrounded with slices of toasted bread. A pile of whipped cream tops what is surely a delicious pool of drinking chocolate.
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𓆲 𝔎𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔢 𝔖𝔱𝔢𝔦𝔫𝔯𝔲𝔠𝔨 𓊝 @unicornteeth.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
A screenshot of James Sunderland in the Silent Hill 2 remake about to plunge his whole arm into the Worst Looking Toilet Imaginable
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𓆲 𝔎𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔢 𝔖𝔱𝔢𝔦𝔫𝔯𝔲𝔠𝔨 𓊝 @unicornteeth.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The reason for my pilgrimage to Spain finally happened. It was so nice to see her again. Happy Eclipse Day! 🌞 🌑
Total eclipse with a small building in the foreground
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𓆲 𝔎𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔢 𝔖𝔱𝔢𝔦𝔫𝔯𝔲𝔠𝔨 𓊝 @unicornteeth.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
15th century Chewbacca
Two wall carvings on an old building in Valencia, Spain. The one of the right depicts a person with a kerchief tied around her head. The one on the left depicts an oddly furry person. The hair clearly covers the checks and forehead.
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𓆲 𝔎𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔢 𝔖𝔱𝔢𝔦𝔫𝔯𝔲𝔠𝔨 𓊝 @unicornteeth.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Good morning
A very orange sun rising over the Balearic sea on the coast of Valencia. A pretty yellow tower and the roofs of the coastal neighborhood in the foreground.
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𓆲 𝔎𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔢 𝔖𝔱𝔢𝔦𝔫𝔯𝔲𝔠𝔨 𓊝 @unicornteeth.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
The thing about riding a train to another city in Spain, is that there is a good chance you'll see an actual castle now and again
Quick snap of a little castle high on a forested hill
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𓆲 𝔎𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔢 𝔖𝔱𝔢𝔦𝔫𝔯𝔲𝔠𝔨 𓊝 @unicornteeth.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
First picture of me in Spain where I'm not dripping with sweat and red as a cooked lobster
Girl with silver hair is walking through the Basilica of the Sagrada Familia in a blue floral dress. There are fantastic stained glass windows behind her in a rainbow of colors. Some tourists are hanging out on benches in the background.
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𓆲 𝔎𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔢 𝔖𝔱𝔢𝔦𝔫𝔯𝔲𝔠𝔨 𓊝 @unicornteeth.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Over in Spain, eating real good
A large cauldron of seafood paella with lemon slices, prawns, mussels, and clams
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𓆲 𝔎𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔢 𝔖𝔱𝔢𝔦𝔫𝔯𝔲𝔠𝔨 𓊝 @unicornteeth.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
They do have this yummy thing though and it's the first food I've had in 12 hours
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𓆲 𝔎𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔢 𝔖𝔱𝔢𝔦𝔫𝔯𝔲𝔠𝔨 𓊝 @unicornteeth.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
All of the ice appears to have melted
A very wet and rainy day at the Reykjavik airport, an Icelandair plane in the background
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𓆲 𝔎𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔢 𝔖𝔱𝔢𝔦𝔫𝔯𝔲𝔠𝔨 𓊝 @unicornteeth.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
When you have a group assignment and literally your entire grade relies on these people. @joshruben.bsky.social
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𓆲 𝔎𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔢 𝔖𝔱𝔢𝔦𝔫𝔯𝔲𝔠𝔨 𓊝 @unicornteeth.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
The good version is on Tubi rn
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𓆲 𝔎𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔢 𝔖𝔱𝔢𝔦𝔫𝔯𝔲𝔠𝔨 𓊝 @unicornteeth.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Off to go see the Odyssey against my will ⚔️
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𓆲 𝔎𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔢 𝔖𝔱𝔢𝔦𝔫𝔯𝔲𝔠𝔨 𓊝 @unicornteeth.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
That's what I'm talkin' about
Queen Gedren wearing ornate gold attire and staring you down with undisguised lust
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𓆲 𝔎𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔢 𝔖𝔱𝔢𝔦𝔫𝔯𝔲𝔠𝔨 𓊝 @unicornteeth.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
James Sunderland stumbling through the fog of Silent Hill clutching his tummy and looking a little uncomfortable. The caption reads, "Tummy Ache Survivor"
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𓆲 𝔎𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔢 𝔖𝔱𝔢𝔦𝔫𝔯𝔲𝔠𝔨 𓊝 @unicornteeth.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
This game is FUN I'm not SCARED I'm having FUN constant adrenaline and cortisol feels GOOD
James Sunderland smiling broadly while illuminated bright red at a save point in Silent Hill 2
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𓆲 𝔎𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔢 𝔖𝔱𝔢𝔦𝔫𝔯𝔲𝔠𝔨 𓊝 @unicornteeth.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Some of my Palisade peaches smushed on the way back from the farmer's market, so I made a compote out of them. Then I had trouble storing it all which resulted in this amazing peach shandy I just made. 🍑
A can of Leinenkugel summer shandy, and behind it a beautiful foamy orange drink in a tall glass mug.
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𓆲 𝔎𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔢 𝔖𝔱𝔢𝔦𝔫𝔯𝔲𝔠𝔨 𓊝 @unicornteeth.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
JAMES, HONEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING??
James Sunderland bout to plunge his whole arm into unspeakable gook in a toilet
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𓆲 𝔎𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔢 𝔖𝔱𝔢𝔦𝔫𝔯𝔲𝔠𝔨 𓊝 @unicornteeth.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
The deets as summarized on the update.
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𓆲 𝔎𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔢 𝔖𝔱𝔢𝔦𝔫𝔯𝔲𝔠𝔨 𓊝 @unicornteeth.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Something very cool arrived in the mail! @wiswell.bsky.social
A hardcover book called The Dragon Has Some Complaints. The cover art includes three dragon heads with very different personalities. One of the heads is happily being petted by a girl with long blonde hair
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𓆲 𝔎𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔢 𝔖𝔱𝔢𝔦𝔫𝔯𝔲𝔠𝔨 𓊝 @unicornteeth.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Went to Interview With The Vampire drag show last night and these are the kinds of pictures that happen after I've been drinking too much vodka cranberry out of a blood bag
Some attractive people standing in front of a poster of Lestat De Lioncourt in their finest vampire outfitsSome attractive people standing in front of a poster of Lestat De Lioncourt in their finest vampire outfits
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𓆲 𝔎𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔢 𝔖𝔱𝔢𝔦𝔫𝔯𝔲𝔠𝔨 𓊝 @unicornteeth.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I'm also really good at adopting uncomfortable sitting positions in bed what of it
A drawing of a velociraptor crunched into a shrimp-like shape on a bed. Her face is very guilty as if someone is yelling at her about it off camera.
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𓆲 𝔎𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔢 𝔖𝔱𝔢𝔦𝔫𝔯𝔲𝔠𝔨 𓊝 @unicornteeth.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Do your civic duty 🫡 @fangoria.bsky.social #ChainsawAwards #MutantFam
A sticker for the 2026 Fangoria Chainsaw Awards which says I Voted
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𓆲 𝔎𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔢 𝔖𝔱𝔢𝔦𝔫𝔯𝔲𝔠𝔨 𓊝 @unicornteeth.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I'm on the floor, this news is honest to God fucking me up
Sam Neill in a red plaid jacket, holding a cute white duck with a red face. The two are proudly posing in front of a mountain and lake.
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𓆲 𝔎𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔢 𝔖𝔱𝔢𝔦𝔫𝔯𝔲𝔠𝔨 𓊝 @unicornteeth.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
It's probably the color I use the most!
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𓆲 𝔎𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔢 𝔖𝔱𝔢𝔦𝔫𝔯𝔲𝔠𝔨 𓊝 @unicornteeth.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Happy #JoeBobsSavageSummer from Colorado!! I don't like beer so I might be taking a gamble on this one, but I'm a stickler for good graphic design and this was the most Summer Thing I've ever seen. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam
A girl with silver hair wearing TLDI shirt and holding a summer shandy beer is standing in a beautiful sunny garden with blue cornflowers Another pic of the Leinenkrugel beer in front of some equally yellow flowers in the garden
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𓆲 𝔎𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔢 𝔖𝔱𝔢𝔦𝔫𝔯𝔲𝔠𝔨 𓊝 @unicornteeth.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Worked hard, time for my treat
The cover of the newest documentary Aliens Expanded about the making of the movie Aliens
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