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sam @unicodepepper.bsky.social · 11h
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sam @unicodepepper.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I see
"I put bluesky on a wii u"partial listing of the github repo

.agents/skills/deslopify
.claude
.factory
.github
.opencode
.qwen
.rovodev
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sam @unicodepepper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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sam @unicodepepper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i'm on that seagull pack
screenshot of the very first line of dialogue of Umineko: When The Seagulls Cry
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sam @unicodepepper.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
same algorithm except I'm using it to test the resolution of a thermal receipt printer
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sam @unicodepepper.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
random bullshit that i think is cool
short snippet of python code that produces an unsolvable pseudo-maze on the terminal using emoji. i will paste the code below but there will be no further descriptions 

import random

width=20
height=20

for y in range(height):
    for x in range(width): # the even rows
        print('⚪️', end='')
        print(random.choice(['⚪️','⚫️']), end='')
    print('⚪️')
    for x in range(width): # the odd rows
        print(random.choice(['⚪️','⚫️']), end='')
        print('⚫️', end='')
    print('⚪️')

# and the even last row to keep things looking nice
for x in range(width):
    print('⚪️', end='')
    print(random.choice(['⚪️','⚫️']), end='')
print('⚪️')
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sam @unicodepepper.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
whatever. go my 9 games
collage of 9 games that I feel shaped me as a person. 

- harvest moon friends of mineral town (gba)
- Kirby and yhe amazing mirror (gba)
- megaman battle netowrk 6 cybeast falzar (gba)
- sonic battle (gba)
- oni (ps2 but I played the pc version)
- need for speed underground (ps2)
- bomberman tournament (gba)
- halo combat evolved (pc)
- rhythm heaven (nds)
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sam @unicodepepper.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
😳😳😳
screenshot from Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker where Kazuhira Miller is radioing Snake to say "If anybody can handle somwthing this big, it's you, Boss!"

I'm fighting a huge robot but that's not relevant
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sam @unicodepepper.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
this feels like those memes that are like "episode 1: here's scrimblo and blimblo! just two silly guys who love adventure -- episode 128: scrimblo and blimblo kill god" does anyone know what i'm talking about
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sam @unicodepepper.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
for the record I'm playing metal gear in this order because I'm sick in the head
fictional chronology of metal gear from Konami's website. title reads "from half a century ago..."

the games order is:
- 1964: mgs3 snake eater
- 1974: mgs peace walker
- 1975: mgsv ground zeroes
- 1984: mgsv the phantom pain
- 1995: metal gear
- 1999: metal gear 2 solid snake
- 2005: metal gear solid
- 2007-2009: mgs2 sons of liberty 
- 2014: mgs4 guns of the patriots
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sam @unicodepepper.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
this game is so damn funny sometimes
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sam @unicodepepper.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
little blue guy on the top left is her pet chao named Cheese so this would move their pun naming scheme from "cream cheese" to "mac and cheese"
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sam @unicodepepper.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
can you please describe this image for me?
a photo of a cat sitting inside a cupboard staring at a wall-mounted thermometer, which reads 32 degrees celsius or 0 degrees fahrenheit
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sam @unicodepepper.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
sometimes I go on a depressive spiral for no reason and then I remember this image and it almost makes me smile until I look at the clock and see that it's 8:49 pm which means all my negative thoughts are true and factual according to super sonic
super sonic pointing at viewer saying "New rule: never trust how you feel about your life past 9pm
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sam @unicodepepper.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
feeling this one very strongly today besties
Spotify screenshot of "the last day of my adolescence" as sung by miyuki sawashiro
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sam @unicodepepper.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
managed to get my hands on an Epson receipt printer and its such a delightful little machine. I just plug in the serial and start sending text and it prints it right away. even things like images are just serial codes you send that are helpfully standardized on a pdf
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sam @unicodepepper.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I just recruited the man himself
new recruit in metal gear solid peace walker named Hideo, with the iconic glasses
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sam @unicodepepper.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
i'm locked in down to the microsecond
screenshot from https://time.is

Your time is exact!

The difference from Time.is was +0.000 seconds (±0.033 seconds).
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sam @unicodepepper.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
using the Quest 2's infrared pass through mode to see the opto interruptors in action and im 99% sure i found one thats constantly reading high no matter what (according to my multimeter) which would explain the issues we're seeing
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sam @unicodepepper.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
whoever made this robotic vacuum clearly never intended for it to be torn down by anything gentler than a trash compactor. but i am fighting an impossible battle to give it another chance
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sam @unicodepepper.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
"holy shit two cakes" meme
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sam @unicodepepper.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
kojima love you very much but would it have killed you to have Paz Ortega Andrade voiced by an actual spanish speaker
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sam @unicodepepper.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I dreamt that besides the flip and fold samsung made another smartphone that was basically this and a friend gifted it to me but i dropped it and broke multiple of the screens
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sam @unicodepepper.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I love metal gear solid peace walker
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sam @unicodepepper.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I fucked up bruh
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sam @unicodepepper.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
offline copy of a wiki that just went down and it's a single html file
502 Bad Gateway nginx/1.14.0 (Ubuntu)
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sam @unicodepepper.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
closeup of a hand with shitty chipping nail polish holding up a capsule of methylphenidate chlorhydrate, labeled "MPH 30". a red circle surrounds the label, with an arrow pointing to the cute fox boy from the sonic franchise Tails, also known as Miles Prower
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sam @unicodepepper.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
TIL the reason why characters with afros always have one of these on is because they're super useful to for styling and shaping and making an afro look good
afro comb
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sam @unicodepepper.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
this is how microscopes and telescopes hang out i think
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sam @unicodepepper.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
i haven't checked this but i'm willing to bet $3 that it's related to the spiral of theodorus which happens because of the whole a²+b²=c² thing
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sam @unicodepepper.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
"hey can i have ubuntu server without all the canonical stuff"
dumbfounded pizza cook from the "give me a cheese with nothing" commercial/meme
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sam @unicodepepper.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
smooooooooooooth
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sam @unicodepepper.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
shijima tsukishima from shimeji simulation looking wide as fuck while majime yamashita nervously tells her "don't be so wide about it..."
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sam @unicodepepper.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
WHAT THE FUUUUUUCK WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT WAS ALL SPRITES AND BACKGROUND ROTATION AND SCALING THEY COOKED UP A FULLY 3D ENVIRONMENT WITHOUT A SINGLE POLYGON??!?!?!?!?
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sam @unicodepepper.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
there's days that feel like this sometimes
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sam @unicodepepper.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
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sam @unicodepepper.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
twinsies lowkey
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sam @unicodepepper.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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sam @unicodepepper.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
did we ever get confirmation in whether wolf drives a v4 or a v2 motorcycle?
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sam @unicodepepper.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
this is the earliest version i know and it looks generic enough to be original but the font mismatch makes me suspect that there's yet another original further back
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sam @unicodepepper.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
she's ready :D
two playstation vita consoles, both with black buttons. one has a white faceplate and the other has a sparkly blue one. the white one has hatsune miku dancing around (from project diva x) and the blue one has kaede akamatsu from danganronpa v3
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sam @unicodepepper.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
replacing a Playstation Vita display is very long and tedious because the console essentially uses the display as the chassis (so it's more like a full teardown + rebuild) but god it's so satisfying... just screws and tweezers. no glue no shitty plastic clips everything modular. such a good machine
the electronic guts of a playstation vita laid across a table, along with the new replacement display which is blue. every button and trim piece and pcb and screw is visible and laid out in a logical but slightly messy fashion. there is also a taichi nanao chibigurumi plush and a half-solved skewb puzzle just lying there
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sam @unicodepepper.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
this is the only kind of account I want to get recommended ever
youtube screenshot showing a channel called FireAlarmDude5967. 

the description reads: Hi! Welcome to my channel. On my channel, you will find unique fire protections and life safety content about everything from fire.....(cut off)

The list of shorts below has thumbnails that are just various kinds of fire alarms
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sam @unicodepepper.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
yes! i assume you're using windows. there is literally an option in the keyboard settings that lets you switch the keyboard to dvorak layout. my only issue with it is that it also rewrites the shortcuts (so your ctrl+z or ctrl+c muscle memory goes out the window) so for that i typically use ...
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sam @unicodepepper.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
my main usecase for cloudflare is adding filtering rules to stop sam altman and his ilk from constantly ddosing my sites so it is deeply ironic that this is the first thing that greets me in the dashboard
cropped cloudflare dashboard homepage.

"Onboard your agent to cloudflare" next to the logo for claude, codex, cursor, and some other bullshit i don't even recognize. 

"Time to build something great."

"Workers > 🚀 Ship something new"cartoon of the silly caracal Floppa wearingc a hardhat and holding a cup of starbucks-style "imperial coffee" with a stormtrooper helmet logo. dialog bubble reads "Ahh... another day of being a morally neutral and innocent civilian!"

a sign next to it reads "GIGA DEATH SUPERKILL PLANET CRACKER SLAUGHTER RAY 3000 WORK SITE"
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sam @unicodepepper.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
despite what you might intuit from seeing these next to each other, they stand for "reply" and "forward" which are completely unrelated asymmetrical actions
an icon of an arrow curved to the left next to another icon of an arrow curved to the right
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sam @unicodepepper.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I had the luck of impulsively buying 64 GB of RAM before everything Exploded and so i am now currently sitting at a comfortable 40 GB of used RAM. mostly composed of bluesky tabs i plan to get back to later
CPU: 7% 4.47 GHz

Memory: 40.2/63.8 GB (63%)
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sam @unicodepepper.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
bestie hoping for a spotify link and then i hit them with this instead
telegram message with an attached 10:38 24.3 MB audio file, captioned:

sending as a file because the artists actively support the israeli government and ai and nfts
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sam @unicodepepper.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
trying to visualize the thought process of whoever was the first person to feel all woozy and weird from eating half-rotten fruit and then inventing brewing to recreate that
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sam @unicodepepper.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Animals learn their most vital skill first. 
[simple cartoon of a blue fox reading a book]

Hours old foal can run, a newly hatched snake can bite. 
[cartoon of a tiny yellow fox with a binky and baby toys]

What do babies do?

WAAAAAAA!!
[the baby fox is crying desperately and dropped its binky]
Babies cry.

Your most important survival skill is asking for help. 

[the blue fox is now curled protectively around the baby fox, which has now calmed down]
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