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Landfill Collins @uneasylover.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

shooting is a powerful message that a true messenger is sure to appreciate

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Landfill Collins @uneasylover.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

to me, Dick Barlow goes hard as a name

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Landfill Collins @uneasylover.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I was wondering about the history of Tony's Pizza "The 2nd Cheapest Pizza"

What appears to be a screenshot from the Tony's Pizza website About Us page (but might not be the true content!!)

TONY'S® Pizza has stayed true to its roots
Way back in the day, "Tony" Paglia and his brother-in-law Dick Barlow decided to make a pizza everyone loved. They had a secret pizza recipe with one giant cracker and tomato sauce that they wanted to share with the people in their town. So, they opened a restaurant called "Tony's Little Italy" in Salina, Kansas. Before long, the pizzeria was packed with people wanting a slice.

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Landfill Collins @uneasylover.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

thank you this is exactly the type of shit I love to tell him

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Landfill Collins @uneasylover.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

You dont have that new sexual diarrhea, right? (sweating and holding my guts) no it's because of nasty food from my bad lifestyle

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Landfill Collins @uneasylover.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

THE PATTY MASTER (my roommate): yep those patties look pretty stuck. put something between them before freezing. maybe use a butter knife to pry em apart Me: THANK YOU oh wise patty master ME(under breath): I'll fucken stick YOU patty master you're lucky I'm dependent on your patty facts...for now

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Landfill Collins @uneasylover.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I just had to notify all of my recent lovers that I have diarrhea

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Landfill Collins @uneasylover.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I'm really trying to "get with the program" and use AI for my small business but apparently Claude is programmed to reject all prompts related to hypnotizing dogs

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Landfill Collins @uneasylover.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

When I read a survey and there's responses like "never heard of it" for well-known things I think wow this 5% must be really dumb, forgetting that I think it's the funniest response when I'm being surveyed myself

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Landfill Collins @uneasylover.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

they're remaking The Brave Little Toaster with a nervous air fryer and a nazi roomba

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Landfill Collins @uneasylover.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

we need a modern John Henry of autofellatio

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Landfill Collins @uneasylover.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

mr president sir what did you mean when you said you would "explode iran like a dog full of fireworks-- dont think I won't because I had exploded dozens of dogs by the time I was a teenager"

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Landfill Collins @uneasylover.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

god help us if they ever figure that one out

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Landfill Collins @uneasylover.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Claude suck your own dick Sorry, I cannot suck my own dick--I am a computer program with too many ribs.

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Landfill Collins @uneasylover.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Sam Kinison's estate is suing me for the program I published Scream Like Sam that does his famous shouting when your laptop is really spinning up. Sorry but the horse out of the barn on this one and I'm already getting my ass handed to me in the marketplace by dozens of competitors.

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Landfill Collins @uneasylover.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

the USA should move voting to a different time of the year so there's no influence from the overwhelmingly positive post-halloween ghoul sentiment. people miss their ghouls!

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Landfill Collins @uneasylover.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

sad to see ipads have raised a generation who dont even know how to pretend nipples are big radio knobs you're tuning in

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Landfill Collins @uneasylover.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Jeff winced as the light uppercutted his eye balls and then, through those balls, his brain. He'd been hungover before but today was different--the light more...spidery? He blinked. The sun was a big spider now. #HorrorStory

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Landfill Collins @uneasylover.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

is it not better that 99 innocent men die than one Super Criminal be allowed to stalk our streets?

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Landfill Collins @uneasylover.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

should have collaborated with the guy who added "...and manyyyy mooooorrre!" to the birthday song

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Landfill Collins @uneasylover.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I am the only President (your favorite!) whose body cannot be assimilated into the SUPER intelligence's computronium substrate

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Landfill Collins @uneasylover.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

mr reacts normally when he walks into a spider web

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Landfill Collins @uneasylover.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

not sure if he died eventually or was condemned to an eternity of pain

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Landfill Collins @uneasylover.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Im concerned about the guy Warlock 2 turned into a Picasso sculpture

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Landfill Collins @uneasylover.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

using my pinky finger to press the buttons like a Lord

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Landfill Collins @uneasylover.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

if you want your elevator to have real human music in it, consider hiring me to write some songs. Samples: -Funky Elevator- Elevator elevator What's that funky sound? Elevator elevator slamming into the ground -Elev8 U- Look to your left, Look to your right One of you folks, is gonna die tonight

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Landfill Collins @uneasylover.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I made a wish with a monkey's paw and nothing bad happened because, if I'm being honest with myself, the father of a monkey can't fuck my life up that bad when it's locked up in a zoo

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Landfill Collins @uneasylover.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

it should be illegal for commercials to have any sound whatsoever or smiling people

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Landfill Collins @uneasylover.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

the constitution demands cool and unusual punishment

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Landfill Collins @uneasylover.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Nate Bargatze? Choosin' Texas? my brain injury coma is getting worse hope someone pulls the plug soon

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Landfill Collins @uneasylover.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Open role for Data Scientist. Requirements: 7 seasons of star trek the next generation, nice-to-have: 3 seasons Picard

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Landfill Collins @uneasylover.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

glad it's still acceptable to bring my good-luck 4500 straw semen tank to the interview

Screenshot of product from sementanks.com
There's a squat off-white container next to a couple of cylindrical metal tubes.
BEST SELLER
Liquid Nitrogen Semen Storage Tank. 4500 straw - 11 week hold

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Landfill Collins @uneasylover.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

you have to act mad first so they think it's their fault

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Landfill Collins @uneasylover.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

new cheap roku TV remote has a button you can accidentally press that makes blades spring out of all sides

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Landfill Collins @uneasylover.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

gonna be so funny if AI actually creates star trek technology and we have absolute morons flying around the galaxy

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Landfill Collins @uneasylover.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

can you recommend a stock that will mostly stay the same price? all the wiggling around makes me sick to my stomach

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Landfill Collins @uneasylover.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

A father and son godzilla are in a car crash and are rushed to the hospital. The father godzilla dies. The boy godzilla is taken to the operating room and the surgeon says, "I can’t operate on this boy godzilla, because he’s my son." How is this possible?

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Landfill Collins @uneasylover.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I heard melania trump speak perfect english in a bronx accent when she got pissed at a parking valet

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Landfill Collins @uneasylover.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

now that's what I call movie magic: in their commercials, instead of real cheese Applebee's uses elephant cum

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Landfill Collins @uneasylover.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I'm not gen x but I can smell when someone is using a garden hose from a great distance

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Landfill Collins @uneasylover.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

McConnell's first public appearance in months make the Senator the first person to survive what hill staffers are calling "The Fateful Nunchucks" that were found in the Senate cloakroom lost & found

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Landfill Collins @uneasylover.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

starting a "reverse Amish" community with mandatory 16 hours/day screen time and once a month we demolish someone's garage

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Landfill Collins @uneasylover.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I have a relative who is unimpressed by LLMs because it's making more computer shit inside a computer and it's sensible that a computer should be able to make more computer shit in the computer

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Landfill Collins @uneasylover.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I predict by 2028 all dads will be self-sucking

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