Malevolent undersea entity @underseaentity.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I support the Houthi carbon price 000
Malevolent undersea entity @underseaentity.bsky.social · 09/08/2026We have made a world too complicated to work properly, like Ptolemaic astronomy, too many epicycles, and we await our Copernican revolution 000
Malevolent undersea entity @underseaentity.bsky.social · 02/08/2026The dying sun is full of maggots 000
Malevolent undersea entity @underseaentity.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Going into the criterion closet and then coming right back out because im gay 000
Malevolent undersea entity @underseaentity.bsky.social · 29/07/2026The invention of the joint stock company was a huge mistake 010
Malevolent undersea entity @underseaentity.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Nathan Fielder should have come out of that house in Disclosure Day 010
Malevolent undersea entity @underseaentity.bsky.social · 24/03/2026Also the books suck shit, go read Earthsea by a real writer instead of this robeslop 031
Malevolent undersea entity @underseaentity.bsky.social · 23/03/2026The world needs Ecco the Dolphin 030
Malevolent undersea entity @underseaentity.bsky.social · 07/03/2026The planet is probably warming 2x as fast as was estimated in 2015 021
Malevolent undersea entity @underseaentity.bsky.social · 18/02/2026Microsoft should take all the copilot capex and use it to fix the way bullet points work in Word 041
Malevolent undersea entity @underseaentity.bsky.social · 22/12/2025The Muppets hate Scrooge. But he's the only one with an immortal soul 010
Malevolent undersea entity @underseaentity.bsky.social · 21/12/2025The tech industry would like complete control over your every move, but not to the point of legal liability. 030
Malevolent undersea entity @underseaentity.bsky.social · 07/12/2025There is more than glass between the snow and the huge roses. 021
Malevolent undersea entity @underseaentity.bsky.social · 21/11/2025By law when you turn on a computer it should make the NEO-GEO sound 010
Malevolent undersea entity @underseaentity.bsky.social · 08/09/2025Imagine trying to win an argument with *Jeff VanderMeer* by trying to gross him out by making him imagine foreign organic microparticles in his body 010
Malevolent undersea entity @underseaentity.bsky.social · 30/08/2025Elmo is a fully grown adult version of whatever kind of creature he is 020
Malevolent undersea entity @underseaentity.bsky.social · 30/08/2025Hearing reports that President Trump has information that may lead to the arrest and imprisonment of Hillary Clinton 020
Malevolent undersea entity @underseaentity.bsky.social · 14/06/2025Nearly accidentally headbutted an old guy coming out of a toilet at a conference a few years ago. A few seconds later it clicked that it was Bill Gates. Would have done it for real if I was a bit quicker on the uptake 021
Malevolent undersea entity @underseaentity.bsky.social · 23/05/2025Dystopian fiction calls dystopia into being 010
Malevolent undersea entity @underseaentity.bsky.social · 22/05/2025The world is crying out for centrism. CENTRISM!!! they're matching in the streets for it. They're bleeding and dying for it 021
Malevolent undersea entity @underseaentity.bsky.social · 18/05/2025Gonna invent a job you can do in five days during the day time 020
Malevolent undersea entity @underseaentity.bsky.social · 04/05/2025(brain ascending) criticising Hitler is antisemitic 011
Malevolent undersea entity @underseaentity.bsky.social · 26/04/2025media.tenor.coma large rock is in the middle of a body of waterALT: a large rock is in the middle of a body of water 020
Malevolent undersea entity @underseaentity.bsky.social · 25/04/2025At the end of the day I fwip my body back into its pouch until I need it again 000
Malevolent undersea entity @underseaentity.bsky.social · 14/04/2025Cuthbert Calculus acting the goat again I see 010
Malevolent undersea entity @underseaentity.bsky.social · 05/04/2025True mercantilism has never been tried 030
Malevolent undersea entity @underseaentity.bsky.social · 28/02/2025Vale Gene Hackman, inventor of CRISPR 010
Malevolent undersea entity @underseaentity.bsky.social · 15/02/2025Obscure repair people love to live on the outskirts of town 020
Malevolent undersea entity @underseaentity.bsky.social · 14/02/2025Things I discovered by stealing recipes from Epicurious via viewing the page source: it takes about 180 pages of text to display about 400 words of content. The web is grossly inefficient. 020
Malevolent undersea entity @underseaentity.bsky.social · 04/02/2025Nose hairs keep getting longer?? Is this a bug 010
Malevolent undersea entity @underseaentity.bsky.social · 31/01/2025Reckon modernity's cooked boys 010
Malevolent undersea entity @underseaentity.bsky.social · 20/12/2024Men will literally start a third podcast rather than go to therapy 01126
Malevolent undersea entity @underseaentity.bsky.social · 11/12/2024"vintage green glass bird engraving" trying to eBay items my mother threw at the wall in 1994 020
Malevolent undersea entity @underseaentity.bsky.social · 01/12/2024Hiroshima and Nagasaki lead to 80 years of relative prudence about nuclear weapons. There was a general sense that this level of destruction was to be avoided at almost all costs. But when they are used again, that won't be repeated. People will cry out for more. 010
Malevolent undersea entity @underseaentity.bsky.social · 01/12/2024I'm gooning (listening to the classic BBC comedy The Goon Show starring Harry Secombe, Spike Milligan and Peter Sellers while jacking off) 010
Malevolent undersea entity @underseaentity.bsky.social · 30/11/2024I miss the old bluesky of tortured identitarian word policing and competitive finger wagging 110
Malevolent undersea entity @underseaentity.bsky.social · 30/11/2024Old enough to remember when updating the computer would make it work better not suck more 120
Malevolent undersea entity @underseaentity.bsky.social · 23/11/2024Now that the battle against fluoride has been won, we must continue the war against Big Dentist on a much more important front: floss 000
Malevolent undersea entity @underseaentity.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Trump tariffs have the potential to be the most powerful emissions reduction policy ever enacted. The degrowth president. 010
