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Mr. Mint

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evil queer-coded antique store proprietor

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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 19h
Pen and watercolor 

A pack of witches dance around a fire circle summoning a massive demon in the flames. One of our witches is down though, reader. She lets her sisters know that she won’t be continuing the circle. “Gotta sit this one out, sisters,” she says. “Rolled my ankle.” 
 
I played around with adding a lot of detail to this scene (more shadows, trees in the background, etc.) I think the simpler version works but I’m not sure how I feel about the fire demon drawing. I think I like it. Was having trouble getting the composition of the scene set up with a text bubble in the bottom right. I do like the purple against the black dresses and little boots.
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Mr. Mint @uncoolmint.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
how do you do, fellow music fans?
I liked the flowersI had a lot of teenage angst
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Mr. Mint @uncoolmint.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I may not have children to support but I do have a cute gen z barber who teases me when he cuts my hair and isn’t that more important?
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ballpoint pen, colored pencil, copic marker, and pencil. 

Movie night. Our man is at home with his pet bird watching Batman Returns (1992). It’s the scene where Catwoman visits the Penguin’s raggedy office to plan Batman’s downfall. As a way to gain the upper hand during the meeting, she circles Penguin’s birdcage and puts the bird in her mouth. Our man is concerned that this will be an upsetting scene for his bird to watch. “Close your eyes for this scene,” he says. He’s watching the film in a beanbag chair. His bird has a small perch for the screening.
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Mr. Mint @uncoolmint.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
🎶Hungry Eyes🎵
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Mr. Mint @uncoolmint.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
barking at the moon
scott cohen as wolf in the 10th kingdom micha bergese as the huntsman in the company of wolves tyler hoechlin as derek hale in teen wolfmichael sheen as lucian in the underworld movies
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Mr. Mint @uncoolmint.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
As the fall/cuffing season begins I’m reminded that I haven’t had a bald man’s full attention in nearly eight months
tinkerbell dying
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A guy says to his mechanic "Hey Fran, my 1950's Studebaker is making a weird noise." The car sounds out "booum da hu da hmmh da hoon da ina." Fran opens the hood and says "well, there's your problem." A pleasant man with piercing, a beard and dreadlocks sits near the engine. Frank remarks "Jonathan Davis from Korn is under the hood."
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Mr. Mint @uncoolmint.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
woke up horny 4 hockey
stars defenseman capo looking fine af
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VintageColts77 @vintagestuds.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Colt Man Tony Dressler
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Mr. Mint @uncoolmint.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
hard femme mood board
Silvana Mangano in The WitchesAnjelica Huston photographed by Annie LeibovitzLucy Lawless for Esquire Magazine Concetta, Chicklette, and Dawn Davenport in Female Trouble
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Mr. Mint @uncoolmint.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
what if we kissed inside the dolly parton corn maze?
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Mr. Mint @uncoolmint.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
hear me out
graham mctavish as dwalin in the hobbit
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Homomacabre @homomacabre.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Happy hump day!
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Mr. Mint @uncoolmint.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
#LoveIsLove
Mr. Frodo softly kissing Sam goodbye
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Mr. Mint @uncoolmint.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Some of us have to be the social recluse and that’s okay but I wish I was doing it in a restored Victorian mansion somewhere in the pacific northwest
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Mr. Mint @uncoolmint.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I know my movie taste is good because the man who texted me after 3 dates that we should stop seeing each other still follows me on letterboxd
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Mr. Mint @uncoolmint.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
dario argento being a virgo makes so much sense
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Mr. Mint @uncoolmint.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
sad gay teen crying on a bench holding a tiny pride flag
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Mr. Mint @uncoolmint.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
decided to rewatch the sad zombie twink show that emotionally wrecked me a decade ago
luke newberry as the titular sad zombie twink kieren
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Mr. Mint @uncoolmint.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
light as a feather, stiff as a board
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Mr. Mint @uncoolmint.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
now which one of you yankee doodle dandies want your butt whooped?
dialect map showing I talk like someone from Texas and water is wet
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Mr. Mint @uncoolmint.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I support workers’ rights to suck dick and cock 🫡 #taschensale
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Mr. Mint @uncoolmint.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
how hot do I have to get so I can share my most stupid thoughts and be praised for them? 🤔
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
A bottom leans over exposing himself to a partner and says "my asshole is actually a poretal to another location." The top says "cool... where does it end up?" The bottom replies "My buddy Dave's house." We cut to Dave quietly reading in his living room. A penis materializes out of thing air. Dave looks up with a smile and says "hey alright, Patrick's gettin' laid."
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Mr. Mint @uncoolmint.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
hello september
models richard dubois and hank prater photographed by bob mizer
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Mr. Mint @uncoolmint.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Reminds me of the time a friend invited me to a screening of Batman Forever only for me to find out it was actually a Master Pancake show where they mocked the movie for “comedy”
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Mr. Mint @uncoolmint.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
remember when I thought I was non-binary?
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Mr. Mint @uncoolmint.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
now reading 📖
book cover for the biography of cookie mueller titled edgewise: a picture of cookie mueller
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Mr. Mint @uncoolmint.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
visual storytelling
crotch shot of Sandor Elès in And Soon the Darkness (1970)
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Mr. Mint @uncoolmint.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
who doesn’t love a hot and seductively toxic man?
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Mr. Mint @uncoolmint.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
that’s a man, maury
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Mr. Mint @uncoolmint.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I’ve got a new seller to buy vintage beefcake zines from in Wyoming who also sells murder casebooks, gun holsters, porn dvds, and spider-man comics so I imagine he’s quite the character
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Mr. Mint @uncoolmint.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
thank you for sharing 🌈
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Mr. Mint @uncoolmint.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I wanna be a passenger princess in a ridiculously oversized truck sooo bad
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Mr. Mint @uncoolmint.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
a got milk style campaign for literacy called “read a f***ing book”
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Mr. Mint @uncoolmint.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Photos from My Buddy: World War II Laid Bare 🫡
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Mr. Mint @uncoolmint.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Photos from My Buddy: World War II Laid Bare 🫡
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Mr. Mint @uncoolmint.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
now reading 📖 #booksky
book cover for kobo abe’s the face of another
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Mr. Mint @uncoolmint.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
inch-resting 🤔
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Mr. Mint @uncoolmint.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
share with the class
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Mr. Mint @uncoolmint.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I want a man who will let me treat him like a book: spread him open and crack his back
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Kind, Warm Steve Austin. Kind, warm Steve Austin read Little Women to the elderly. He pets a cat. He hugs an old friend. He waters some flowers.
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Mr. Mint @uncoolmint.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
brian bloom for playgirl 🥵
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Mr. Mint @uncoolmint.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
oz season 4 is the gift that keeps on giving
brian bloom as ronnie and christopher meloni as chris killer in oz season 4christopher meloni as chris keller in the infamous scene where chris shows his hole to beecher in oz season 4
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Mr. Mint @uncoolmint.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
how very climber friendly
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Mr. Mint @uncoolmint.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
to paraphrase miss montana: it’s not about the mountain, it’s the climb
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Mr. Mint @uncoolmint.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Right when I’m due for a Neon Genesis Evangelion rewatch Criterion Channel announces it’s being added in September? heck yeah
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Mr. Mint @uncoolmint.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
You know what makes a fun double feature? Gunbuster (1988) and Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind (1984)
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Mr. Mint @uncoolmint.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
we need less mass surveillance and more ass surveillance 🍑🔍
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