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uncle knicknack-o-lantern @uncleknicknack.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
first blustery day of the season...u fucking know what time it is
The cover to Type O Negative's October Rust, depicting four thorny rose stems against a black background
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uncle knicknack-o-lantern @uncleknicknack.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
what the fuck does this mean
bit of advertising fluff from the back of a can of soda which reads:
Soda's Back(tm)
Put your camera in 0.5x, because this super refreshing, oh-so-juicy and lightly floral flavour belongs in your next photo dump. Slay!
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uncle knicknack-o-lantern @uncleknicknack.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
man they did not do a great job on this hellblazer tpb
Middle of a double page spread of a fire and brimstone type preacher in Hellblazer: Original Sins, except the margins are all messed up so he looks like a pair of arms delivering a sermon.

The speech bubbles surrounding him arent the point lol but they read thus:

For yea, the world draws near its end -- daily dragged deeper into the morass of Hell.

Agents of Satan walk freely amongst the people, mocking the works of God, strangling innocence in its cradle and spreading vile contagion.
Men strugge against men -- following false prophets in baying packs, like vicious sheep mutated by Hell's vitriol.

The Lord has turned his face away, waiting for a sign that we are worthy.

The Resurrection Crusade must demonstrate our readiness to receive his shining grace -- that we have chosen light.

We do not need to wait for Armageddon. We can call God to us -- speak to Him with Tongues of Fire.
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uncle knicknack-o-lantern @uncleknicknack.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
had a guest earlier this week wearing a full union jack outfit who had a big tattoo of fidel on his shoulder
we taught this chimpanzee to understand the median voter's politics and he hanged himself
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uncle knicknack-o-lantern @uncleknicknack.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
nobody posting marc anthony in the replies to lrt i have to do EVERYTHING myself
Marc Anthony, a brown cartoon bulldog from looney tunes, holding a tiny tuxedo cat delicately in his hands
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uncle knicknack-o-lantern @uncleknicknack.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
watching the paint drinking scene like this
The Thinker by Auguste Rodin
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uncle knicknack-o-lantern @uncleknicknack.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
give your horny hell game this vibe cowards
Two screenshots if Trent Reznor Subtitle on first reads "We're here to have a bad time". Subtitle on second reads "(synthesiser playing)"
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uncle knicknack-o-lantern @uncleknicknack.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
at the hotpot place considering chucking my phone in the sukiyaki
photo of hotpot at a restaurant one half is sukiyaki the other half is Visibly Spicy idfk i have had 1.5 beers dogg
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uncle knicknack-o-lantern @uncleknicknack.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
real image of my boss after i asked
The cop from The Big Lebowski cackling in the scene where The Dude asks if he has any leads on the stuff stolen out of his car
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uncle knicknack-o-lantern @uncleknicknack.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
this labeler really is the goat if i ever find myself nearly getting caught up in an internet fight
Two tags on a bluesky account, which read:
Made over 100 replies yesterday
Replies over 20 times per day on average
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uncle knicknack-o-lantern @uncleknicknack.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
#makeaterriblecomicday2026 featuring the fursona i forced upon @tomwaitsfornoman.bsky.social
scribbly 3 panel comic
Panel 1 an anthro bear points a torch at a black cat who is being fucking obliterated by its terrible beam. Text reads:
Bear: Hey check out my new torch
Cat: wtf AAAAAAAAAA

Panel 2 bear looks cross and says: Don't be a wimp! It's not that strong. Look.

Panel 3 Bear obliterates his own eyeballs with the torch
Text reads: AAAAAAAAAAAAA
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uncle knicknack-o-lantern @uncleknicknack.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
went on an emotional rollercoaster in the group text about killing joke
Discord screenshot from username "tiny guu" (that's me) saying the following:
just had a killing joke track pop up on streaming that sounded like u2 and it has shaken me to my coreDiscord screenshot of user "tiny guu" (that's me) which reads:
ok another one off the same album features jaz coleman sounding like he's literally crying and throwing up they're good again everyone
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uncle knicknack-o-lantern @uncleknicknack.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Hello Fellow Humans ! Would You Like To Enjoy [FOOD] Flavour ?
Packaging if some korean jerky, with a little lavel saying in English "Flavour of Natural Food"
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uncle knicknack-o-lantern @uncleknicknack.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
did a pretty good job on this i think
Tomodachi Life screenshot showing I have carefully crafted an LP of Big Black's "Songs About Fucking". Which depicts like a 70s manga lady head thrown back in an orgasm and in big chunky purple text: BIG BLACK SONGS ABOUT FUCKING. Sorry I think its funny to make the little nintendo dollies say cuss words
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uncle knicknack-o-lantern @uncleknicknack.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
oh word?
Boomer phone pic of Tomodachi Life. A Mii version of Fox Mulder is yelling "I want to spend my life finding extraterrestrial life!". Slightly to his left is a little green alien, chillen on the beach. Also harry dubois is there but thats not part of the goof.
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uncle knicknack-o-lantern @uncleknicknack.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
the search for spock was whatever but i love this nasty klingon wardog
A rubber and fur puppet of a weird lizard dog thing lit by red light
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uncle knicknack-o-lantern @uncleknicknack.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
i am so fucking mad i lost my copy of neuromancer that looks like this
The cover of William Gibson's Neuromancer from 1995 showing a blue dude in ridiculous wraparound mirror shades over nonspecific Metallic Background Noise
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uncle knicknack-o-lantern @uncleknicknack.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
real pic of me sending my boss a message asking for something without adding a bunch of exclamation points or "if that's ok"
stock photo of a cowboy holding a revolver as if to shoot, but wincing and looking away because he's scared of it
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uncle knicknack-o-lantern @uncleknicknack.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
read a thing here in the UK recently about how good it is that banks are making mortgages easier to get than they've been since 2008
twin peaks "it is happening again" screenshot
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uncle knicknack-o-lantern @uncleknicknack.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
initiating the homies into goth music
Discord screenshot which reads: peter steele kind of a homophobe but he's also gay for pussy (eng101)
(eng101 is a smiley off Something Awful of like a little teacher with a pointer smiling toothily)
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uncle knicknack-o-lantern @uncleknicknack.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
whats this little dude on the star all about. whats his deal
A zoom in on the Rider Waite Smith version of The Star tarot card, showing a bird (maybe an ibis, idk) perched on top of a tree in the background
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uncle knicknack-o-lantern @uncleknicknack.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
using visualisation techniques to handle my dentist phobia (imagining im this guy for the whole appointment)
A big cool crocodile with an egyptian plover looking into its jaws. i just googled this sorry if im doing ip theft
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uncle knicknack-o-lantern @uncleknicknack.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
ive changed me fursona a bit since drawing this but i still like it
pencil drawing on squared paper, based on the rider waite Fool card, where a guy steps cheerily and boldly off the side of a cliff. Instead of a human lad it shows an anthro cat in a big jumper, with a giant pair of barber shears over his shoulder and a zoot in hand. also instead of "the fool" it says "dickhead". ok thanks i love you
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uncle knicknack-o-lantern @uncleknicknack.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
im drinking GOLD
A red cocktail with ice and gold flake in it
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uncle knicknack-o-lantern @uncleknicknack.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
i will prob go back to mostly ignoring electoral politics soon but i will have this photo to hand just in case of emergencies
wes streeting and some other cunts taking a fun selfie with peter mandelson haha yippeee :)
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uncle knicknack-o-lantern @uncleknicknack.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
visited my boyfriend this weekend (the barbican estate is my boyfriend)
Photo of Shakespeare Tower at the Barbican, a very tall building made of poured concrete.
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uncle knicknack-o-lantern @uncleknicknack.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
more like currybest
a photo of a currywurst in a bun with crispy onions held by some rained on dipshit
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uncle knicknack-o-lantern @uncleknicknack.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Screenshot from the Guardian, reads:
Good morning. Many of you will have woken up on Wednesday to the remarkable spectacle of Wes Streeting, the health secretary, having to defend himself on various breakfast programmes, over whether he was plotting a leadership challenge to the prime minister.

My favourite was his jaunty and topical Traitors reference on BBC Breakfast, in response to questions over his alleged plotting.

“I’m a faithful,” he deadpanned. “In fact, what you’ve seen from a silly No 10 source overnight is probably the worst attack on a faithful since Joe Marler was banished in The Traitors final.”A cartoon (i forget the artist and their signature is fucking inscrutable sorry) depicting a man reading a bedtime story to a boy.
The man says: Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water
The boy says, very naturally, "To fetch a crummy pail of water? They should have been fetching pokemon creatures!!!"
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uncle knicknack-o-lantern @uncleknicknack.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
here are some of my favourite jpegs
Doug Bradley as Pinhead, backstage in a dressing gown and full makeup, smoking a cigarette. Elsa Lanchester as the Bride of the monster, fixing her makeupBoris Karloff as the monster, in full makeup and leaning on a backboard bc he cant sit in costume. He is smoking a cigarette and drinking tea from fine china
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uncle knicknack-o-lantern @uncleknicknack.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
shout out to this oldy woldy pub for having a george michael portrait
Vaguely Andy Warhol type print of George Michael on a rustic brick wall
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uncle knicknack-o-lantern @uncleknicknack.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
what if my fursona also had the shitty skullet/chelsea thing i have irl
Drawing of a pink anthro cat in paint marker on black card, in kind of a loose cartoony style. He is slouching and smoking a cigarette. He has a chelsea fringe that frames his face, and a mullet in the back.
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uncle knicknack-o-lantern @uncleknicknack.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
if the only two rpgs you played were disco elysium and dragonfall you'd be forgiven for thinking "repurposing an old statue to make an ironic political statement" was a staple of the genre
A screenshot from Shadowrun: Dragonfall. The player character stands in front of a statue on a tall plinth. Text reads:
Kuenzel: Isn't it obvious? The Siegesaeulle, a monument to the hubris of the Prussian state, gets blown to bits. So someone takes a lot of bits and builds a monument to the hubris of anarchy.
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uncle knicknack-o-lantern @uncleknicknack.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
@gaycannibalism.bsky.social saw this screenshot and thought of u
A Tumblr post by user "swallowyourgods"; text reads:
what freak at my barnes & noble made a cannibalism section by the cookbooks
The first photo shows a display of cannibalism themed books, mostly fiction: selection includes Silence of the Lambs, The Road and Tender is the Flesh. 
The second shows that the display is indeed directly in front of the cooking section.
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uncle knicknack-o-lantern @uncleknicknack.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
named this guy sid james bc he's eating carri-on
bigass seagull on a pebble beach pecking at a fish corpse
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uncle knicknack-o-lantern @uncleknicknack.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
without downloading new pics describe your gender
A screenshot of fight club of brad pitt shirtless and smoking a cig surrounded by dudes variously looking at him or down on the floor at the dude he just beat the shit out of. also there are anime sparklies and a hello kitty sticker and the text "the first rule of fight club is to have fun and be yourself :)"
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uncle knicknack-o-lantern @uncleknicknack.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
@westernstyle.live false amos in the gamer bar toilet
graffiti of a catlike demon thing on a wall, text reads "come to hell and have fun"
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uncle knicknack-o-lantern @uncleknicknack.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
its over for me as soon as someone irl correctly surmises my Classique Gothique Eyeliner is not based on siouxsie sioux but
Rob Mcelehenny as The Nightman in IASIP. he has black eyeshadow in a really huge cat-eye shape and novelty cat contact lenses in
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uncle knicknack-o-lantern @uncleknicknack.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
i am cursed with the knowledge but i choose to believe they are referencing this pbf comic
Perry Bible Fellowship comic
Panel 1: Two people in yellow t-shirts walk past each other; one wears a shirt which reads "PRO SKUB", the other, "ANTI SKUB"
Panel 2: Pro Skub guy punches Anti Skub guy
Panel 3: several others appear from out of frame to break up the fight.
Panel 4: A nondescript tub of goo, labeled SKUB
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uncle knicknack-o-lantern @uncleknicknack.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
i am sensitive enough to stop and appreciate some crocuses but not sensitive enough to use a word other than "fuckloads" to describe them
it truly is a fuckload of little purple crocuses (i think) growing in a park beneath a tree
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uncle knicknack-o-lantern @uncleknicknack.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
A screenshot of Francis York Morgan from Deadly Premonition, pointing smugly
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uncle knicknack-o-lantern @uncleknicknack.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
cannot believe the anti goth sentiment in the sticker sheet my flatmate gave me
A sticker depicting a cute cartoon panda with big sparkly eyes. Text reads "Get rid of those dark circles!”
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uncle knicknack-o-lantern @uncleknicknack.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
draw your fit in five minutes i love to layer except for when i fucking dont
scribbly gel pen drawing of an anthro cat wearing an infinity scarf and big black furry vest over a t-shirt that is ALSO over a long sleeve. Also his trainers look like some shit shadow the hedgehog would wear if he was gay. 

He is frowning and thinking "I got too much shit on me"
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uncle knicknack-o-lantern @uncleknicknack.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
the cat on this beer is making the exact same expression i did upon noticing there was a cat on this beer
A can of alcohol free thai beer called Mai Mao with a scribbly little drawing of a ginger cat smiling impishly with its fingers tented
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uncle knicknack-o-lantern @uncleknicknack.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
found a fursona-affirming necklace in a charity shop lads
A small beaded necklace with a big ol' pendant of a skeletal fish on it
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uncle knicknack-o-lantern @uncleknicknack.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
cat shaped rust damage
A photo of a white-painted pillar on a train station platform; there is a spot where the paint has rusted off, vaguely in the shape of a cartoon cat head
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uncle knicknack-o-lantern @uncleknicknack.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
the abominable dr phibes is a christmas film (contains sprouts)
A boomer phone pic of a tv, upon which is The Abominable Dr Phibes, played by Vincent Price. In the middle ground a woman in a gold dress hands him a tray of what appear to be sprouts; in the foreground is a big boiling pot of them.
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uncle knicknack-o-lantern @uncleknicknack.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
mysterious sighting from a little walk i went on
A pale blue hand print from emulsion or something, on the little bit of wall between a firedoor and a shutter
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uncle knicknack-o-lantern @uncleknicknack.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
bout to refill the spooky meter muchly
Photo of a big-ass black and gold Tome. Text reads:
Paul Koudonaris
The Empire of Death
A Cultural History of Ossuaries and Charnel Houses

In the middle of the cover is a photo of the remains of St Pancriatus; a human skeleton adorned in silver and gold armour, replete with a gold sunburst halo mounted on the back of the helmet. Not normally a big fan of Catholicism but I'll give them this one it is sick as all hell
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uncle knicknack-o-lantern @uncleknicknack.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
gotta exchange them for smaller ones oops but look at these fuckin type o negative scissors
my gay little hand holding a pair of black coated haircutting scissors, with a neon green tensioning screw and finger guards. Text on the blade reads "Haito Kuro Offset 7in"
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uncle knicknack-o-lantern @uncleknicknack.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
here is an example of a time i have done that. i cant find who drew the original thing i am referencing sorry
Scratchy mechanical pencil drawing of an anthro cat with big square glasses stomping along confidently in combat boots.
Text reads (in all caps):
I am off to some trouble
in my great big boots
I can go anywhere in these
I will not ever cease
They really are excellent boots
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