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Beans Patel

@tomwaitsfornoman.bsky.social
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Beans Patel @tomwaitsfornoman.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Mannnnnn if we were gonna go back and meet Lyna and Ryne and Feo Ul it'd have been nice to see Gaia too
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Beans Patel @tomwaitsfornoman.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Did the EW role quests. It was nice to get a coda on some stuff I cared about (Ala mhigo, doma, ishgard) but the stuff with sahagin and elementals felt v ARRish, I just found it hard to care that much
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Josephine Riesman @josie.zone · 11/10/2026
The Monolith and the Apes from 2001: A Space Odyssey
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Beans Patel @tomwaitsfornoman.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Thinking about anogg and konogg
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Beans Patel @tomwaitsfornoman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I do enjoy how much of endwalker has been about the importance of having a rest and not working too hard
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Beans Patel @tomwaitsfornoman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
About halfway through Endwalker and enjoying that the source of the evil is Panic Attacks. They do suck I agree
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Beans Patel @tomwaitsfornoman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Moon rabbits
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Beans Patel @tomwaitsfornoman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Was not expecting the first trial boss to be the *first* trial boss
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Beans Patel @tomwaitsfornoman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
And Lighty's on the moon
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Beans Patel @tomwaitsfornoman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Forced stealth missions in non-stealth games never work man
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Beans Patel @tomwaitsfornoman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Genuinely wish the worst on the Joe Biden Seatsniffing Brigade
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Beans Patel @tomwaitsfornoman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oh come on
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Beans Patel @tomwaitsfornoman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Alisaie taking pickles out of her burger 👎🏾👎🏾👎🏾
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Beans Patel @tomwaitsfornoman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Resident evil good movie (wet)
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Beans Patel @tomwaitsfornoman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Gone back to the old expansions to do all the yellow quests before carrying on with endwalker and man hearing the crystarium theme again felt like coming home
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Beans Patel @tomwaitsfornoman.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Ishgardian restoration orphans quests Got me
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Beans Patel @tomwaitsfornoman.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Sneakin-neakin-neakin-neakin-neakin-neakin-neakin-neakin sneakin like I'm snake, everybody keep it solid
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Beans Patel @tomwaitsfornoman.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Flatmate: I don't think Gordon Bennett was a real person Me: Actually he's named after an ancient Germanic Pagan deity Goerdoen Boenoett
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Beans Patel @tomwaitsfornoman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I was cautiously looking forward to this when it was announced bc TR1 is one of my fave games but then they did a dev diary hyping up More Human Enemies And Cover Shooting Mechanics and I realised it wasn't for me
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Beans Patel @tomwaitsfornoman.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Shadowbringers got one last sob out of me with the Konogg/Anogg ending
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Beans Patel @tomwaitsfornoman.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Started singing "Mr Brightside" but with the lyrics changed to "Mrs Doubtfire" and my flatmate threatened to khs
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Beans Patel @tomwaitsfornoman.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
FORBIDDEN from doing Mrs doubtfire impression in my own home......
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matte jones @pillowfort.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dust: Origins is maybe the funniest video game name ever. mate. the origin of dust is when you don't wipe the top of your cupboards.
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Beans Patel @tomwaitsfornoman.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
"Do not cite the Deep Magic to me, Witch! I was there when it was written" - Gandalf, The Lord of the Ring
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mike spears @spearsovations.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
i hope rovert was able to fully enjoy his kitchen and deck renovations
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Dan @golazodan.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Rovert was a proper poster and we don’t have enough of those anymore. I got to know lots of you on THE BOARD~! back in the day and he’s one of that crew. Him going from arguing with Bryan Alvarez to arguing with an army of daft Americans was like an underground act going mainstream.
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Multiple Rovert Theory @mongoebooks.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Nick Lopiccolo repeatedly begging rovert to reply to his DMs is maybe the saddest thing I have ever seen.
Nick LoPiccolo
@nicklopiccolo
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This dude @SoDuTw
 won't reply

With a screenshot of unanswered DMs quote tweeting @SoDuTw's unrelated post.
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Trevor Dame @trevordame.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Rovert could be stubborn, obtuse, infuriatingly vague, and an asshole. He could also be hilarious and cutting. He was generous with praise to the people he championed and a needed dose of vinegar in this scene. It's going to be more boring without him.
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kara🐆 @karaonza.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Rovert you crazy stalking fuck, you pissed off all the right people. And also all the wrong ones. what the fuck
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It's KFG! @kungfugrip.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
This ruled because even rovert was stumped about the quote post
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snowboiiii @snowboiiii.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
when rovert got alvarez so mad that he took a picture of himself in his gi and demanded rovert do the same. unbelievable reply RIP to a legend of the business
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Beans Patel @tomwaitsfornoman.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Flatmate looking at me with disgust as I sit down to eat dinner while watching "Bar Rescue's Grossest Kitchens"
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Beans Patel @tomwaitsfornoman.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Cows are the silent jury in the trial of mankind
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Beans Patel @tomwaitsfornoman.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Pointed at the screen and yelled "it's me" at my flatmate the moment these guys showed up
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Beans Patel @tomwaitsfornoman.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Was thinking about his good nier raids were and how much I wanna play automata after endwalker and then both it and replicant go on sale... Synchronicity
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Beans Patel @tomwaitsfornoman.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Why did they put stealth missions in ff14......
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Beans Patel @tomwaitsfornoman.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Oh endwalker has an India!
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Beans Patel @tomwaitsfornoman.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Assless B-boying Death metal Netizen Phreaker
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Beans Patel @tomwaitsfornoman.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Had 2 disappointing egg bennys in Brighton so I made an actually good one today
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Beans Patel @tomwaitsfornoman.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Watching so much cyberpunk anime call me GITS:SAC Rabin
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Beans Patel @tomwaitsfornoman.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Fourchenault ARSE HOLE
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Beans Patel @tomwaitsfornoman.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Lollll estinien meeting alisaie
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Beans Patel @tomwaitsfornoman.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Finished the nier raids. Spectacular. And 10000x more effective at making me wanna play automata than ivalice was at making me wanna play tactics
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Beans Patel @tomwaitsfornoman.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Did the first nier raid. Doesn't fit visually with the rest of the game at all but it's fucking spectacular and a lot of fun
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Beans Patel @tomwaitsfornoman.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Oh ALSO, making Livia Gaius' adopted daughter makes their interactions in ARR fucking *weird*, and it goes completely unaddressed
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Beans Patel @tomwaitsfornoman.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Sorrow of Werlyt: ehhhhhh
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Matthewせいじ @matthewseiji.com · 22/07/2026
FIFA is short for Final Fantasy
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Beans Patel @tomwaitsfornoman.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Warring states period
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Beans Patel @tomwaitsfornoman.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Also I forgot to say the pixie quests were also good. An Lad...
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Beans Patel @tomwaitsfornoman.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
The end of Eden and the role quest capstone got me too
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