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Uncle Keg 🌹

@unclekeg.bsky.social
257 followers 376 following 572 posts

22 | Ohio | Student, Writer, Poet, Amateur Musician, Buddhist/Taoist, DemSoc (any/all)

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Uncle Keg 🌹 @unclekeg.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
why do all the daily wire people have such punchable faces
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Uncle Keg 🌹 @unclekeg.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Squire Youngblood is a kickass name
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Uncle Keg 🌹 @unclekeg.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
We've been having "class war movie night" so this might be a good one to suggest, thanks!
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Uncle Keg 🌹 @unclekeg.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
turnip
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Uncle Keg 🌹 @unclekeg.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Whew... looks like I'm ahead of schedule for once
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Uncle Keg 🌹 @unclekeg.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
David Lynch sports bra
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Uncle Keg 🌹 @unclekeg.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
This is how we increase DSA membership
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Uncle Keg 🌹 @unclekeg.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
If my girl doesn't want to get complementary hammer and sickle necklaces, then is she really my girl?
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Uncle Keg 🌹 @unclekeg.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
I'd like to check out the Huey Newton one please
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Uncle Keg 🌹 @unclekeg.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
I was hoping his "debate" with Sam would be interesting and it just turned into Ethan trying to get Sam to badmouth Hasan 🙄 At one point he just said "I don't care" which was exactly how I was feeling and turned it off lmao
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Uncle Keg 🌹 @unclekeg.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Same but I don't want to watch Hasan so I've only seen the idubbbz and sam seder stuff
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Uncle Keg 🌹 @unclekeg.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
It's almost like communism was one of the first economic systems humans had or something
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Uncle Keg 🌹 @unclekeg.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
off-brand muppet lookin ass
Jesse Watters of Fox News Puppet Phil Philips from the movie "The Happytime Murders"
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Uncle Keg 🌹 @unclekeg.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
ok but what about shareholder profits?
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Uncle Keg 🌹 @unclekeg.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Don't worry I know who it is
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Uncle Keg 🌹 @unclekeg.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
No thanks, I have enough of my own loose hair
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Uncle Keg 🌹 @unclekeg.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
This one even got his name wrong 😤
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Uncle Keg 🌹 @unclekeg.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
I'll do the commerical if they give me the drugs for free like a sponsorship
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Uncle Keg 🌹 @unclekeg.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
🤔 truly
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Uncle Keg 🌹 @unclekeg.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
I just realized ICE is as old as me. How did I not know it was founded in response to 9/11?
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Uncle Keg 🌹 @unclekeg.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Jesse Watters has such a punchable face
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Uncle Keg 🌹 @unclekeg.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
People really misconstrued that whole communism is inevitable thing huh
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Uncle Keg 🌹 @unclekeg.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Howdy 🤠
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Uncle Keg 🌹 @unclekeg.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Don't worry, I threw my name in the running. Praying 🙏🏼
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Uncle Keg 🌹 @unclekeg.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
So how's this new Pope thing work? Is there like a bracket, some competitions, trivia, do we vote? It's gotta be televised, right? Do I need a peacock subscription like for the Olympics?
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Uncle Keg 🌹 @unclekeg.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Red translucent plastic wind-up swimming lobster bath toy over white background with the caption "not funny, didn't laugh"
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Uncle Keg 🌹 @unclekeg.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Yeah if they turned out fine they wouldn't be trying to out trauma people lmao
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Uncle Keg 🌹 @unclekeg.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Just rent one in the meantime
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Uncle Keg 🌹 @unclekeg.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Thanks for the reminder Sonic!
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Uncle Keg 🌹 @unclekeg.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
I suppose... if I have to 😔
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Uncle Keg 🌹 @unclekeg.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
with a mortar launcher
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Uncle Keg 🌹 @unclekeg.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Murdered in his sleep no less
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Uncle Keg 🌹 @unclekeg.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
I remember hearing about someone doing this to Google and I think a few other tech companies
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Uncle Keg 🌹 @unclekeg.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
These stories were exactly what made me think of it lol I'd have to make a Twitter account tho 🙄
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Uncle Keg 🌹 @unclekeg.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
He works pretty closely with hardy from what I understand
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Uncle Keg 🌹 @unclekeg.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Do y'all think I could catfish Elon Musk to try and get clout and money?
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Uncle Keg 🌹 @unclekeg.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
I keep having a recurring dream where I crash my car and then repeatedly Crtl+Z to before the crash to fix it, what does this mean?
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Uncle Keg 🌹 @unclekeg.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Then how'd you post this?
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Uncle Keg 🌹 @unclekeg.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
They'll call me a communist, because I am one.
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Uncle Keg 🌹 @unclekeg.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
The minimum wage in Ohio is but it's still not a living age
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Uncle Keg 🌹 @unclekeg.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
"it turns out" did he not know?
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Uncle Keg 🌹 @unclekeg.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
I just realized he's technically got cauliflower ear
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Uncle Keg 🌹 @unclekeg.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
I've considered it... and it only makes me want it more
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Uncle Keg 🌹 @unclekeg.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
I lie awake at night, dreaming of a #dream that can never be; a life that's not my own, no matter how I much I plead. Finally, even in slumber, I receive only sparse fleeting glimmers of hope—of which I barely perceive—until I awake once more and dream of that dream which can never be. #vss365
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Uncle Keg 🌹 @unclekeg.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Probably the only job he can get now besides pundit
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Uncle Keg 🌹 @unclekeg.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Communism?
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Uncle Keg 🌹 @unclekeg.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Pfft it has nothing to do with her being black or a woman and everything to do with the fact both her messaging and policies were trash
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Uncle Keg 🌹 @unclekeg.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
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Uncle Keg 🌹 @unclekeg.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Use all that momentum given by the huge sigh of relief from Biden dropping out and without her ever opening her mouth, God that would've been beautiful
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Uncle Keg 🌹 @unclekeg.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
just tried to have a conversation with my parents about how most democrats' policies aren't very left-leaning and it immediately got derailed by them supporting letting transgender women into women's sports, like how has these become that much of an issue with people instead of real material gains
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