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Uncle Keg 🌹

@unclekeg.bsky.social
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22 | Ohio | Student, Writer, Poet, Amateur Musician, Buddhist/Taoist, DemSoc (any/all)

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Uncle Keg 🌹 @unclekeg.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
why do all the daily wire people have such punchable faces
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Uncle Keg 🌹 @unclekeg.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
turnip
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Uncle Keg 🌹 @unclekeg.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
If my girl doesn't want to get complementary hammer and sickle necklaces, then is she really my girl?
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Uncle Keg 🌹 @unclekeg.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
off-brand muppet lookin ass
Jesse Watters of Fox News Puppet Phil Philips from the movie "The Happytime Murders"
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Uncle Keg 🌹 @unclekeg.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
I just realized ICE is as old as me. How did I not know it was founded in response to 9/11?
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Uncle Keg 🌹 @unclekeg.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Jesse Watters has such a punchable face
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Uncle Keg 🌹 @unclekeg.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
So how's this new Pope thing work? Is there like a bracket, some competitions, trivia, do we vote? It's gotta be televised, right? Do I need a peacock subscription like for the Olympics?
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Uncle Keg 🌹 @unclekeg.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
with a mortar launcher
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Uncle Keg 🌹 @unclekeg.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Do y'all think I could catfish Elon Musk to try and get clout and money?
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Uncle Keg 🌹 @unclekeg.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
I keep having a recurring dream where I crash my car and then repeatedly Crtl+Z to before the crash to fix it, what does this mean?
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Uncle Keg 🌹 @unclekeg.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
I lie awake at night, dreaming of a #dream that can never be; a life that's not my own, no matter how I much I plead. Finally, even in slumber, I receive only sparse fleeting glimmers of hope—of which I barely perceive—until I awake once more and dream of that dream which can never be. #vss365
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Uncle Keg 🌹 @unclekeg.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
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Uncle Keg 🌹 @unclekeg.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
just tried to have a conversation with my parents about how most democrats' policies aren't very left-leaning and it immediately got derailed by them supporting letting transgender women into women's sports, like how has these become that much of an issue with people instead of real material gains
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Uncle Keg 🌹 @unclekeg.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Went to see Tim Walz speak, a whole lotta "we need to change our messaging" and not a lot of changing policy 😕 but he did mutter Medicare for all.
Minnesota Governor Tim Walz standing on a stage—talking into a mic—in front of the American flag and Ohio state flag, with an Ohio State Representative in-between the flags.
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Uncle Keg 🌹 @unclekeg.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
bro who tf is grummz and why should I care
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Uncle Keg 🌹 @unclekeg.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
I wish I lived in an RPG where time's a suggestion and I can complete quests whenever it's most convenient for me
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Uncle Keg 🌹 @unclekeg.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
why is Microsoft ending support for Windows 10? I don't wanna switch to 11, fuck you. What happened to this will be the last windows? 😭
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Uncle Keg 🌹 @unclekeg.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
I spent my birthday climbing some real pretty rock faces in the Red River Gorge :)
Large sandstone rock face, slanting in at about 75⁰Panoramic shot of a large sandstone overhang, on the right sits a pile of sand from the rocks.A sandstone rock face, a crack runs down the middle. Some large boulders create steps leading up to a small ledge overhang about halfway up the face.A tree grows up in between two meeting sandstone rock faces. The bottom half goes inward, creating a bit of an overhang. In the bottom left hand corner remains some snow and ice.
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Uncle Keg 🌹 @unclekeg.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
I'm kinda happy I won't be home to watch Tr*mp's address to Congress. I just know there will be thunderous applause from at least half the room and I can't take that kind of fascist bootlicking rn.
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Uncle Keg 🌹 @unclekeg.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
I'm so mad, the first major protest in my area and I'm out of town 😭
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Uncle Keg 🌹 @unclekeg.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
perfection
Regrown Foreskin liked your post • 1h
I want my foreskin back!!
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Uncle Keg 🌹 @unclekeg.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Will you be the Engels to my Marx? 🥺👉🏼👈🏼
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Uncle Keg 🌹 @unclekeg.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Despite the federal hiring freeze, do you still think the CIA is hiring political assassins? There's a couple people I wouldn't mind killing. (for legal reasons this is a joke)
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Uncle Keg 🌹 @unclekeg.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
I sent a letter to my congressman a few weeks ago regarding climate action and I finally got a reply with him saying he doesn't believe human activity causes climate change. Hmmm I wonder why? It's like you work for the oil lobby instead of your constituents.
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Uncle Keg 🌹 @unclekeg.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Every time a right-wing demagogue calls democrats communist I can't help but think, "I wish."
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Uncle Keg 🌹 @unclekeg.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
something, something... broken clock
apnews.com
Trump says he has directed US Treasury to stop minting new pennies, citing rising cost
President Donald Trump says he has directed the Treasury Department to stop minting new pennies, citing the rising cost of producing the one-cent coin.
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Uncle Keg 🌹 @unclekeg.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
I stg I hate this place
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Uncle Keg 🌹 @unclekeg.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
I wish I was in Philly, I could go for a good riot right about now 😔
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Uncle Keg 🌹 @unclekeg.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Officially a card carrying Socialist 😎
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Uncle Keg 🌹 @unclekeg.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
I will never understand people who constantly post gym photos, I don't care you're doing shoulders today 😭
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Uncle Keg 🌹 @unclekeg.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
dream job
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Uncle Keg 🌹 @unclekeg.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
I'm not looking for just anyone, I'm looking for THE one.
Hinge profile question of what I'm weirdly attracted to. I answered, "the overthrowing the ruling class to establish a dictatorship of the proletariat"
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Uncle Keg 🌹 @unclekeg.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
I had to go to Walmart today, absolutely disgusting. I hate it 🤢🤮
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Uncle Keg 🌹 @unclekeg.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
At this point, I hope I do get deported, it'll save me some of the travel costs.
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Uncle Keg 🌹 @unclekeg.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Is "Free Willy's" a good or bad name for a futuristic western brothel?
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Uncle Keg 🌹 @unclekeg.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
My man.
youtube.com
LIVE: Oligarchy, Authoritarianism & Kleptocracy in America
YouTube video by Senator Bernie Sanders
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Uncle Keg 🌹 @unclekeg.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
I'd love to take a screenwriting class that's specifically how to write for hokey cop shows, I assume day one begins with a lobotomy.
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Uncle Keg 🌹 @unclekeg.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
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Uncle Keg 🌹 @unclekeg.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Another book which I highly recommend. It takes place in 2024 and I fear that Butler was about a decade off on that assumption. Although, I still hope we can steer clear from the future she presents, especially the bit about the return of company towns for people physical and economic "safety."
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Uncle Keg 🌹 @unclekeg.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
One personal win out of China's plans for renewable energy is that my Dad can no longer argue it's pointless for the US to reduce emissions because China is worse. 🙄
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Uncle Keg 🌹 @unclekeg.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Definitely a good read! The narrative he presents through talking to his late father makes it an easier read and to swallow the depressingly sobering reality.
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Uncle Keg 🌹 @unclekeg.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
I've finally taken on the daunting task of reading Infinite Jest, so far this has not been at all what I was expecting.
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Uncle Keg 🌹 @unclekeg.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
I haven't posted, not because ChatGPT is down, but because I am currently down.
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Uncle Keg 🌹 @unclekeg.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
if it talks like a Nazi and salutes like a Nazi, its a fucking Nazi.
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Uncle Keg 🌹 @unclekeg.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
You're just gonna drop that in there and not even contest it? www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
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Uncle Keg 🌹 @unclekeg.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
To sleep or not to sleep, that is th- zzz... zzz... mememme zzz...
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Uncle Keg 🌹 @unclekeg.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
I wish I had a cat to post for free clout
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Uncle Keg 🌹 @unclekeg.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Why do all the best poets die young and, like many artists, before they're fully appreciated? Really makes it all the more daunting.
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Uncle Keg 🌹 @unclekeg.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Class War!
Trevor, standing on a sidewalk looking up, from the Whitest Kids U Know sketch "Race War!" but captioned "Come on man, Class War!"
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Uncle Keg 🌹 @unclekeg.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
On my morning commute, I cruise past a burning building and another and another— staring ahead apathetically, trying not to let the flames engulf my soul, somewhat hoping my office may have met the same fate for doing this to me. #poem #poetry
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