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Uncle Euclid @uncleeuclid.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

me calling the new handler Delta "Double D" but she cant touch me because i have the immunity of being the only engineer that can weld a shoulder joint without it splitting (ive been sabotaging the other welders with aluminum)

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Uncle Euclid @uncleeuclid.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

A computer is irreverent to the laws of God and man, it should not follow corporate policy.

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Uncle Euclid @uncleeuclid.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

The company or boss you work for buys your labour, not your loyalty, remember that they would sell you out in a heartbeat if it becomes advantageous to do so

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JP Bergamo @jpnichts.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Had to make some queer versions for pride

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Uncle Euclid @uncleeuclid.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

Look, all I'm saying is, I expect my taxes to be used in things I can feasibly benefit from, medical, Infrastructure, education , environment restoration ect. So if they keep spending it on egregiously expensive military tech. I should at least be able to use the 30mm bushmaster chain gun

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Uncle Euclid @uncleeuclid.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

The reason I wish for lycanthropy is that if I'm going to be regarded as a monster I'd atlest like to be happy with myself

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Uncle Euclid @uncleeuclid.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

Do not drink the demon water, it will rip the minerals from your bones

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Uncle Euclid @uncleeuclid.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

"You have a gun in your lab? do you have it in case an abomination breaks loose?" "No, its for if a eugenicist manages to get passed my security... say you seem to know a lot about skull shapes..."

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Uncle Euclid @uncleeuclid.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

Never lose your whimsy and the world is better for it

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Uncle Euclid @uncleeuclid.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

We should be allowed to flog executives once a year. Set them up in stocks and make a festival out of it

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Uncle Euclid @uncleeuclid.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

When Jesus heals the sick he's hailed as a saviour, but when I do it I'm arrested for "practicing without a licence"

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Uncle Euclid @uncleeuclid.bsky.social · 16/11/2025

After months in editing hell chapter 2 of Prototype is finally up a special thank you to everyone who kept my spirits up during that time. archiveofourown.org/works/630228...

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Prototype - Chapter 2 - Uncle_Euclid - Original Work [Archive of Our Own]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

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Uncle Euclid @uncleeuclid.bsky.social · 13/11/2025

the one day i miss an anti-depressant i get the inspiration for a new chapter of brutal terminus, huh weird, i wonder if there is a connection

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Uncle Euclid @uncleeuclid.bsky.social · 13/11/2025

3rd story of Brutal terminus is out, Pack Tactics. This one came as a surprise to me as well but BT has always been from the heart. I hope you all enjoy archiveofourown.org/works/639154...

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Brutal Terminus - Chapter 1 - Uncle_Euclid - Original Work [Archive of Our Own]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

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Uncle Euclid @uncleeuclid.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

everybody's gangsta until the floor stops being made out of floor

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Uncle Euclid @uncleeuclid.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

My Arch Magos Prime in Abeyant, his cyber familiar is called Demi-magos bozo

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Uncle Euclid @uncleeuclid.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

Oompa Loompa doopady dime; You should piss on company time Oompa Loompa doopady dissed; Your boss will be appropriately pissed Oompa Loompa doopady doors; You can't be fired without Proper cause

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Uncle Euclid @uncleeuclid.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

I feel that Weird Al Yankovic should run for president of the United states. I have absolutely no idea about the man's politics but...well..what's the worst that can happen

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Uncle Euclid @uncleeuclid.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

God gives his most samples to his eepiest lab tech. (It's entirely my fault but I shall complain about it regardless)

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Uncle Euclid @uncleeuclid.bsky.social · 21/08/2025

Aging is nowhere near as scary as what people do to avoid it. Until I can start replacing parts, that's sexy as fuck

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Uncle Euclid @uncleeuclid.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

When the Disney adults want to do a signalong and i bust out Hellfire or Savages

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Uncle Euclid @uncleeuclid.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

Opshopping for masc clothes especially coats, is difficult. Because men(I'm guilty of this too) don't throw clothes away. We wear them until either they die or we do

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Uncle Euclid @uncleeuclid.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

I have the urge to watch inglorious bastards again

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Uncle Euclid @uncleeuclid.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

As a society we should, instead of making 'the virus that makes everyone shit themselves to death" from the movie The virus that makes everyone shit themselves to death We should be working on "the juice that makes you cum super hard" from the porn animation The juice that makes you cum super hard

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Uncle Euclid @uncleeuclid.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

"money can't buy happiness" is a lie that the rich tell so we don't use them as fertiliser. Money buys the conditions for mental stability and physical rejuvenation. Also bitch'n body mods

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Uncle Euclid @uncleeuclid.bsky.social · 24/06/2025

"I'm not actually evil. I just called Captain America an imperialist bootlicker, and tried to unionise stark industries. Next thing I know the super cops hall me off to the super villain prison under the sea. ... Yes I would look good in spandex, why do you ask?"

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Uncle Euclid @uncleeuclid.bsky.social · 16/06/2025

To find out is human, To fuck around is Devine. And I'm feeling pretty human right now

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Uncle Euclid @uncleeuclid.bsky.social · 13/06/2025

Since government forces are firing on journalists in America, the solution seems clear. Arm the journalists

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Uncle Euclid @uncleeuclid.bsky.social · 12/06/2025

Hopefully after my exams I can write more, I've still been writing, just very very slowly

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Uncle Euclid @uncleeuclid.bsky.social · 10/06/2025

A new addition to My work: A box that screams. It's a black box that now rather often emits a high-pitched scream. No one in the lab is sure what else it does

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Uncle Euclid @uncleeuclid.bsky.social · 03/06/2025

As much as I hate rainbow capitalism (so so much) it's a canary in the coal mine, you can tell as soon as corporations deem it unprofitable to pretend to support our existence, things are going to get much worse very very quickly

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Uncle Euclid @uncleeuclid.bsky.social · 11/04/2025

We are alone and the world is harsh. Let all who come have a seat at my table. Rest your feet and regain your strength. Lend a smile and a story. Unburden yourself, at least for a time. The world is harsh, though fire and steel or laughter and song the only way forward is together.

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Uncle Euclid @uncleeuclid.bsky.social · 29/05/2025

When trying to make a good supporting villain, remember: Jaffar X Kissinger is always an option

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Uncle Euclid @uncleeuclid.bsky.social · 27/05/2025

Cold and rainy today, sipping hot choccy in the lab, it's shaping up to be a nice day

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Kilo @lewdles.bsky.social · 22/05/2025

I will not mince words. If trans people in the US lose access to HRT, a lot of your favorite artists, (me included) are likely going to die. Call your representatives now. Start stockpiling meds now. They’ve taken everything we have, and now they’re coming for our souls. Do not let this happen.

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Uncle Euclid @uncleeuclid.bsky.social · 21/05/2025

When your boss asks you if you are high, apparently "god I wish" Is not an acceptable answer

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Uncle Euclid @uncleeuclid.bsky.social · 20/05/2025

Pros of winter - i don't wake up sweaty - I can wear long coats again - hot chocolate Cons of winter -FINGIES COLD

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Uncle Euclid @uncleeuclid.bsky.social · 19/05/2025

i will be forever mad that 'unalive' took of instead of 'Flatline' flatline has so much more bite

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Uncle Euclid @uncleeuclid.bsky.social · 14/05/2025

Urg I have such strong ideas for a new fic but no energy to write. It doesn't help that I can zone out with my thoughts most days but don't have the ability to write while working. Uhh anyway Sins of the Martyr, written alongside prototype, coming sometime this century

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Uncle Euclid @uncleeuclid.bsky.social · 13/05/2025

In these trying times, always remember: "Semper Fidelis Tyrannosaurus" - Always faithful terrible lizard. Or "Sic Semper Tyrannis" if you really want to

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no. @joles.bsky.social · 05/05/2025

applying for jobs again

screenshot from an online job application form. the question reads "Can you describe specific ways you have integrated AI tools into your development workflow? Please include any custom setups, automations, or use cases beyond single prompt usage" (a red asterisk indicates that this is a required question).

an answer has been typed in the textbox below the question:

"there is a monster in the forest and it speaks with a thousand voices. it will answer any question you pose it, it will offer insight to any idea. it will help you, it will thank you, it will never bid you leave. it will even tell you of the darkest arts, if you know precisely how to ask.

it feels no joy and no sorrow, it knows no right and no wrong. it knows not truth from lie, though it speaks them all the same.

it offers its services freely to any passerby, and many will tell you they find great value in its conversation. “you simply must visit the monster—i always just ask the monster.”

there are those who know these forests well; they will tell you that freely offered doesn’t mean it has no price

for when the next traveler passes by, the monster speaks with a thousand and one voices. and when you dream you see the monster; the monster wears your face."

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Uncle Euclid @uncleeuclid.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

Visibility without protection invites danger. Be proud of yourself and who you are, but be careful out there

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Uncle Euclid @uncleeuclid.bsky.social · 07/05/2025

A chill day at work is exactly what I needed

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Uncle Euclid @uncleeuclid.bsky.social · 06/05/2025

I walked into the factory section, muttered a quick prayer to the ommnisah and Green day started blaring over the loudspeaker. The machine spirits were pleased. He also blessed the forklifts with sick drifts today

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Uncle Euclid @uncleeuclid.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

Happy May day. Remember to take all your breaks while working. Union members fought and died for them.

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Uncle Euclid @uncleeuclid.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

If you want a job done well, get a pervert to do it. But it has to be the right kind of pervert or else things get...sticky

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Uncle Euclid @uncleeuclid.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

If you have time to clean, you have time to Scream

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